George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CornyCrow]

Haiku for Noory-san

Peanuts and walnuts
Hazelnuts, pistachios
And Dave are all nuts

Precious!

[GravitySucks]

Haiku for Noory-san

Peanuts and walnuts
Hazelnuts, pistachios
And Dave are all nuts

Peanuts are legumes... Just saying.

[smitty9999]

From the Coast to Coast AM Facebook

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

[trostol]

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

[coaster]

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

All jokes aside, I hope hes ok.

[starrmtn001]

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

[Skunk Ape]

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

Agreed with Coaster.

Those embolisms are a huge deal. Hope he's okay

[trostol]

All jokes aside, I hope hes ok.

agreed...

[NoMoreNoory]

agreed...

Absolutely.

He'll have had no trouble finding the hospital. Tommy knows where these places are.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Absolutely.

He'll have had no trouble finding the hospital. Tommy knows where these places are.

I hope he wasn't depending on Noory to get him there.

[Just Me]

Well, looks like the snoron won't have to fire tommy now. Of course with these two, it could be a publicity grab for climatic ratings.

[Gemstone]

Starrmtn001 - I hope you don't mind if I add to your good vibes.

[akwilly]

George Noory: Please say a prayer for our producer Tom Danheiser who's in the hospital with a pulmonary embolism.

get well soon Tom

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave says Danheiser 'came down' with a pulmonary embolism. FFS! Even with this, he can't help sucking. You 'come down' with a cold or the 'flu. You don't 'come down' with a life-threatening condition.
I don't pray, Tom, and I believe the prayer list you and Dave tout is fictitious, but every good wish to you.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Starrmtn001 - I hope you don't mind if I add to your good vibes.

[NoMoreNoory]

Ironic that Dave is discussing germophobes with his guest while Tom lies in hospital. Remember Noory saying Tommee 'invented' the fist bump (or punching knuckles or something as Dave called it), in order to avoid shaking hands with people at their major events for fear of germs?

[Heather Wade]

Add mine too.  Pulmonary embolism is no joke. 

[HorrorReporter]

I hope Tom Danheiser will be okay.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

George is the king of the non sequitur.  the following is a profound example.  i found this on a blog by some guy who was apparently a guest on C2C with george and was kicked off.  read the guest's account of the moment he knew things were going south:

I went back to that craft and said that wasn't a dream. We were driving. Saw it with my mom. Wide awake. Like Tyson, he knocked me out with this exchange (and it's not an exact quote; I don't have a transcript. If someone does, give it to me. I'd love to act it out on Paracast with Dave Biedny)....

George: "But you don't know what it was you saw."

Jeremy: "No. It was a UFO. It was unidentified. I can't say what it was but I can say what it wasn't: It wasn't a plane, a helicopter, a blimp--so you tell me what it was."

George: "Could it have been an angel?"

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! The show came to a screeching halt.

Jeremy: "A what? What do you mean? I just described a round craft, porthole windows...How would that be an angel?"

George: "You seem sure it was aliens. What if it was angelic beings?"

Jeremy: "Angelic beings? That need a ship to fly around in?"

I seriously thought he was joking. He wasn't. I'm laughing now, thinking about it. I'm picturing a clueless Will Ferrell lost in conversation asking me that.

this man is quite likely the most unqualified interviewer in the history of broadcasting.
view the guest's full blog entry here:  http://blog.valiens.com/2007/06/15/i-was-kicked-off-coast.aspx

I remember hearing this broadcast live. That was the first time I actually yelled at the radio telling Snoory what an idiotic jerk he was.
The worst part about snoory is he has an ego the size of Texas, Alaska, & Montana combined. And god-forbid you have to suffer through his absolutely horrid bumper music from the '40's.I think he actively searches for the worst crap he can find. It's like this idiot is trying to drive listeners away.
THANK ALL THAT"S GOOD that MITD is here now. Snoory is the reason poeple go postal ! ! !

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Oh, heck, yes.  Jorch needs a place to verify that, yes, he does indeed still stuck.  He likes to check it regularly.

You said it brother. The Snoron just keeps getting worse & worse.

Hey SNOORY - I tried to give you a chance when you took over for Art, but you just couldn't cut it. Why are you actively alienating the poor saps that still listen to you. You know all the other hosts on C2C get better ratings than you do. QUIT BEING A DICK.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

You can always spot a moron by their cretinous use of the word 'literally'. What old fumblegums meant was that people were going 'metaphorically' off the edge, unless there is some news story I am unaware of, of people assembling together and walking off a cliff like lemmings. I haven't listened to that bloody fool for so many years now, and it doesn't sound like he is improving with age. I cannot, literally, understand why anyone sits through this piffle any more when there are other alternatives now available.

Blah ha ha ha ha   "old fumblegums"    How accurate.

Thanks for the laugh. The scary part is that it's true.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

The Seven Eleven where he picks-up his pre-made turkey on whole wheat?  Maybe she was filling up her Mercedes and thought Dave was some homeless bum looking for a handout.

BLAH-HA-HA-HA-HA

No doubt   

[Falkie2013]

I got a message saying that George Noory tweeted that his producer and friend, Tom Dannhouser, had a chest embolism form.

I talked with Tom on his personal cell phone last night in a call I made to him. He is in the hospital and the embolism is being treated.
I wished him well and said I hope he has a full and complete recovery.
Tom thanked me for taking out the time to call him and we talked for a couple of minutes.
I emailed George telling about the call and asked him to keep me advised of Tom's condition.

[Lilith]

I got a message saying that George Noory tweeted that his producer and friend, Tom Dannhouser, had a chest embolism form.

I talked with Tom on his personal cell phone last night in a call I made to him. He is in the hospital and the embolism is being treated.
I wished him well and said I hope he has a full and complete recovery.
Tom thanked me for taking out the time to call him and we talked for a couple of minutes.
I emailed George telling about the call and asked him to keep me advised of Tom's condition.

Thank You for the update Falkie. 

[albrecht]

Guest Dr. Bill Miller re: microrobes was an interesting guest and had some interesting ideas, I hope Art gets him sometime. Norry did ok with him and didn't spout off his theories (much) though the lisp was pronounced on "THs" last night and bumbling on words like "bubonic." I was waiting for Norry to speak up for the theories and "health" treatment he hawks but he never did. The callers were hilarious because they were mostly all about Norry's "health" stuff and about "balancing body" and anti-vaccine and the good doctor stood up to them pretty good about the benefit of vaccines and history of various infectious diseases.
Intro to the new Science Advisor: "the Denmark is...."
ps: Tommy still in hospital with lung or chest embolism, apparently happened on the show previous and luckily he went to the hospital.

[coaster]

I got a message saying that George Noory tweeted that his producer and friend, Tom Dannhouser, had a chest embolism form.

I talked with Tom on his personal cell phone last night in a call I made to him. He is in the hospital and the embolism is being treated.
I wished him well and said I hope he has a full and complete recovery.
Tom thanked me for taking out the time to call him and we talked for a couple of minutes.
I emailed George telling about the call and asked him to keep me advised of Tom's condition.

Glad he is doing ok. Scary stuff, for sure.

[Morgus]

A caller in the last hour of c2cam last night asked Noory about Tommy.
He asked him if Tommy didn't take his tumeric?

[bateman]

A caller in the last hour of c2cam last night asked Noory about Tommy.
He asked him if Tommy didn't take his tumeric?

Oof, that's kind of in poor taste.

[Morgus]

Oof, that's kind of in poor taste.

Yeah that caller sounded like he was trying to get Noory's goat, but he didn't take the bait...

[akwilly]

Yeah that caller sounded like he was trying to get Noory's goat, but he didn't take the bait...

Ya and then he was calling Norry a liar about something that had to do with Dallas but I didn't catch what that was about