George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

 

Was he jumping over chairs and knocking them over with his back feet?
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[PB the Deplorable]

Was he jumping over chairs and knocking them over with his back feet?

Speaking of George's back feet, he must be rubbing his together with glee at the thought of putting on one of his phony, lazy, disrespectful 'tribute' shows, and ducking out early this Friday or next

[GravitySucks]

I wonder how Dave will celebrate when this thread hits 5,000,000 views...

Hehehe

[popple]

This thread is hanging on by a ...thread

[BenutzerUnbekannt]

Yes indeed, this thread is waning. Dave still sucks, but folks are too busy enjoying decent talk radio elsewhere to hear the suckage.

I had a browse through recent and upcoming C2C shows, and they all seem to be about mystical woo-hoo and spiritual hooey ...and alternative health quackery. I wonder (sort of, well, not really) how C2C audience figures are holding up 

[Izintit?]

Yes indeed, this thread is waning. Dave still sucks, but folks are too busy enjoying decent talk radio elsewhere to hear the suckage.

I had a browse through recent and upcoming C2C shows, and they all seem to be about mystical woo-hoo and spiritual hooey ...and alternative health quackery. I wonder (sort of, well, not really) how C2C audience figures are holding up 

Unfortunately in his time slot Fumblegums is golden. GNS

[Who]

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Wanda, a new Coast Insider, couldn't wait to experience the behind-the-scenes excitement.  She stocked up on her favorite snacks and beverages for her big evening.

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Lawrence, a proud member of Dave's fan club, giggled with anticipation as he awaited the behind-the-scenes excitement.

[scottydawg]

I love that the folks at SiriusXM are booting his sorry ass show up to Ch. 186, the raw Dog Truckers network!
Up you go to the channel strata where hardly any one goes to listen! Hopefully we will get the Bob & Tom overnight
repeat back we used to get a few years back.

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Ed and his sister Shirley were elected president and vice-president of Dave's fan club.  They especially enjoy the new emphasis on conspiracies and medical advice Dave has brought to the show.  They like to watch Dave sort his 3 x 5 cards during the preshow video.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I love that the folks at SiriusXM are booting his sorry ass show up to Ch. 186, the raw Dog Truckers network!

I once heard that George likes it raw dog.

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Irma appreciated the fact that, like her, Dave is a deep thinker.  She longed to mind meld with him but, knowing that Tommy would not permit it, decided to buy a Walmart phone so she could exchange profound thoughts with him during open lines.

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fyp

[Inglorious Bitch]

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WTF?! Is that a Rascal or a mobile toilet?

[Who]

WTF?! Is that a Rascal or a mobile toilet?

That's a Noory Scooter, also known as a Nooter.  They're made available to the fans who attend George's big events.

[starrmtn001]

That's a Noory Scooter, also known as a Nooter.  They're made available to the fans who attend George's big events.

A Nooter . . . BUHAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!!!!!

[BellBoy]

That's a Noory Scooter, also known as a Nooter.  They're made available to the fans who attend George's big events.

As part of his wage-packet, Tommee gets to clean them out before they move on to the next gathering of bat-shit crazy cat-ladies big event!

[Dateline]

As part of his wage-packet, Tommee gets to clean them out before they move on to the next gathering of bat-shit crazy cat-ladies big event!

Highlight on BIG!

[TigerLily]

Who! Genius!  You're on a (ahem) roll!

[albrecht]

Guest and Norry discussing Edison and Tesla:

Guest: "Tesla, he did the work himself."
Norry: "Telsa, now he did the work himself, biiig difference."

and then beauty:

"Indeed it is with our special guest.......I'll tell you another nail in your coffin, beyond belief what a great show, in fact if you scurry through the archives......"

And the Vet tells the SAME story about curing macular degeneration for the X-number time (I don't know how many times he was been on and whether he tells it twice (or more) on the same show since I ffw through him.)

[Inglorious Bitch]

in fact if you scurry through the archives......"

Who is doing the scurrying, Noory's shadow rodents?

[albrecht]

Who is doing the scurrying, Noory's shadow rodents?

"Indeed it is with our special guest.......I'll tell you another nail in your coffin, beyond belief what a great show, in fact if you scurry through the archives......"

I was thinking the same thing; got to be shadow rodents. Man, this dolt Norry is reaallly interested in the more nasty details of the supposed Morgellon's Disease. And yep, just now:

"Has babies been born with it?"


I swear Norry is purposely doing this for me/us.

[BellBoy]

I swear Norry is purposely doing this for me/us.

Deep down, Dave knows that rats aren't enough for us. He cares. He really, really cares!

[Who]

Dave's guest tonight is Michelle Belanger, the psychic vampire from Cleveland.  I wonder if she knows Dave's anti-vaccine, t-shirt peddling Osteopath from Cleveland.  Dave and Tommy really know how to get great guests, don't they?  Combine great guests with Dave's stellar interviewing skills and you've got yourself one . . . uhm . . . . boiling pit of sewage?

[Izintit?]

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Irma appreciated the fact that, like her, Dave is a deep thinker.  She longed to mind meld with him but, knowing that Tommy would not permit it, decided to buy a Walmart phone so she could exchange profound thoughts with him during open lines.

Clean up on aisle 6!

[Izintit?]

Guest and Norry discussing Edison and Tesla:

Guest: "Tesla, he did the work himself."
Norry: "Telsa, now he did the work himself, biiig difference."

and then beauty:

"Indeed it is with our special guest.......I'll tell you another nail in your coffin, beyond belief what a great show, in fact if you scurry through the archives......"

And the Vet tells the SAME story about curing macular degeneration for the X-number time (I don't know how many times he was been on and whether he tells it twice (or more) on the same show since I ffw through him.)

Same guests,same questions,same order. GNS

[TigerLily]

Deep down, Dave knows that rats aren't enough for us. He cares. He really, really cares!

Main Course: Rat-atouille.  Dessert: Dave's dumb malaprops with a glaze of disjointed digressions   

[Izintit?]

Speaking of George's back feet, he must be rubbing his together with glee at the thought of putting on one of his phony, lazy, disrespectful 'tribute' shows, and ducking out early this Friday or next

Who died this time? Please tell me it`s Maj. Killshot!

[Izintit?]

Hey George, where`s that sound that sounds just like a pea in a whistle coming from?

[Mizak]

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