George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Beelzebubbelah]

since Art came back coast booked good guests. I didn't hear any of saturdays show but the website made me think that the west memphis 3 guy didn't show

'Allo!
With you still i am.
Missing guest was always bemuseing Damien Echols..
Most unfortunate name via parents,right up there in the top ten bad names:
[DAMIEN!!!]
Too bad he didn't change it before the frame job hit in West Memphis,probable s*ithole of the Alvis_Like Pecker-Robin-Hood-Hills fake South.
Parents must be pretty naeve.
I wait with bated breath for Mr.Echols' tale  of how his parents decided to name their spawn this!!!!
"B_B"
PS:Feminine equivalent:Mz.'Ima'Hogg.
'Nuff Said!!
PPS:I hate Stanley 'Ace-Timeley-Marvel' X.for robbing Steve Ditko of an life-time's work...

[Dateline]

The beans have been spilled. Art has Redacted. Norry has Falkie.  Now, Norry is going to have a pre-show with Falkie filling in for him when he is not in Los Angeles.  Another role for Falkie.

[Robert]

Not to worry if Norry gets fired from Coast and Art retires again, he can take over Midnight In The Desert, except he would move it to a casino in Vegas so he could shoot craps on the commercial breaks.

But he shoots crap as it is.

[Jocko Johnson]

The beans have been spilled. Art has Redacted. Norry has Falkie.  Now, Norry is going to have a pre-show with Falkie filling in for him when he is not in Los Angeles.  Another role for Falkie.

Sorry, I have to call BS on that...no way blechie gets tgat gig from corp. Proof please, it doesn't exist. I wish it was true, because that would be the end of dave, SLOB-O, and C2C.

[albrecht]

Did Norry just say "do you know about the hell-mary pass" to Paul Hellyer? Yes, I think he did because he clarified it a few seconds later by saying "the Hail-Mary pass, Hail-Mary pass."

Norry is so out of touch with American expressions. Also, Canadians have football and someone as well traveled as Hellyer would know about that pass, even if Canadians don't use that term (I have no idea but would suspect they would.)
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did Norry just say "do you know about the hell-mary pass" to Paul Hellyer? Yes, I think he did because he clarified it a few seconds later by saying "the Hail-Mary pass, Hail-Mary pass."

Norry is so out of touch with American expressions. Also, Canadians have football and someone as well traveled as Hellyer would know about that pass, even if Canadians don't use that term (I have no idea but would suspect they would.)
-GNS

I don't watch a lot of football, but speaking as a Canadian I'm certainly familiar with the concept of the Hail Mary pass although I don't think the expression is in common usage here.  I was probably well into adulthood before I first heard it.

[ItsOver]

Did Norry just say "do you know about the hell-mary pass" to Paul Hellyer? Yes, I think he did because he clarified it a few seconds later by saying "the Hail-Mary pass, Hail-Mary pass."

Norry is so out of touch with American expressions. Also, Canadians have football and someone as well traveled as Hellyer would know about that pass, even if Canadians don't use that term (I have no idea but would suspect they would.)
-GNS

Ha!  Typical Dave.  Dave is just plain out of touch with reality.  "Calling the Flat Earth Kid...  Calling the Flat Earth Kid... Dave is waiting for you."

Maybe that's why Art had both the obnoxious Moon hoax dude and the Flat Earth Kid.  He's trying to completely sabotage C2C with the worst guests he can find for them to poach.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ha!  Typical Dave.  Dave is just plain out of touch with reality.  "Calling the Flat Earth Kid...  Calling the Flat Earth Kid... Dave is waiting for you."

Maybe that's why Art had both the obnoxious Moon hoax dude and the Flat Earth Kid.  He's trying to completely sabotage C2C with the worst guests he can find for them to poach.

Would George challenge the flat Earth guy at all (I know he sounded like a kid, but he was in his early thirties, still quite young)?  Or, would George just say things like "Well, you might be right about that."

It's actually hard to say.  In the very rare case where George can actually outsmart a guest, he will sometimes start to go on the attack -- especially if he's going against an annoying kid who plays on Noory's ADHD.

[ItsOver]

Would George challenge the flat Earth guy at all (I know he sounded like a kid, but he was in his early thirties, still quite young)?  Or, would George just say things like "Well, you might be right about that."

It's actually hard to say.  In the very rare case where George can actually outsmart a guest, he will sometimes start to go on the attack -- especially if he's going against an annoying kid who plays on Noory's ADHD.

Hard to say for sure, with Dave.  He might sleep through the kid or, like you say, get aggravated and either go on the attack or just suddenly have a bad connection.

"Tommy, ring up Fanthorpe!  Stat!"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hard to say for sure, with Dave.  He might sleep through the kid or, like you say, get aggravated and either go on the attack or just suddenly have a bad connection.

"Tommy, ring up Fanthorpe!  Stat!"

I forgot about the nuclear Fanthorpe option.

[ItsOver]

I forgot about the nuclear Fanthorpe option.

Hahaha! 

[albrecht]

Joshua P. Warren has some new book about using "The Force" like a Jedi. Which he came up with BEFORE he knew a new Star Wars movie coming out. He said is was serendipity and Norry did NOT say "there are no coincidences." Norry, I think, even mentioned JPW's "wishing machine" and JPW had some explanation on the differences between his new "Forces" and that gadget.

[PB the Deplorable]

... "Tommy, ring up Fanthorpe!  Stat!"

Watched the first episode of the new season of Ancient Aliens - not only was Noory called upon to bore the viewers with another cameo, but so was Lionel

Don't remember what he said, it wasn't Spring-heel Jack

[brujo]

~Tarot readings over the radio....snore.... :


GNS

[stargazr1976]

snoory impressed me listening at work a while back whilst asking about how many miles per gallon an electric car got. now that fucking laughable. Jesus do i have to enter him into the special olympics myself?

[stargazr1976]

I may mistype and be a prick but what an overpaid asshole.  5 screws and a steel plate in my right hand polycythemia to boot. whats his damn excuse?

[Route 66]

"When we come back from the break we'll talk about the devil.  Then we'll take more calls."  Typical snoory.

[ItsOver]

Watched the first episode of the new season of Ancient Aliens - not only was Noory called upon to bore the viewers with another cameo, but so was Lionel

Don't remember what he said, it wasn't Spring-heel Jack

Not only is Noory a boring hack, he's a predictable boring hack.

[pyewacket]

I wasn't able to catch Art's show last night and tuned into C2C long enough to hear Dave ask his guest-"Now what got you into this?" LOL I didn't know or care who the guest was as I thought, "You still got it Dave." as I shut the radio off. 

[ItsOver]

I wasn't able to catch Art's show last night and tuned into C2C long enough to hear Dave ask his guest-"Now what got you into this?" LOL I didn't know or care who the guest was as I thought, "You still got it Dave." as I shut the radio off. 

I believe that is 3x5 number 43.  Dave, the paint graffiti by number host.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Hoagland more popular than Noory ..... ?
Certainly more entertaining ....

George, Lisa, and Tom ....... can it get any more boring and predictable ?

[paladin1991]

Just wanted to pop my head in and say, "Hey Dave, the suckage is pure, baby. Pure suckage."

[zeebo]

I wasn't able to catch Art's show last night and tuned into C2C long enough to hear Dave ask his guest-"Now what got you into this?" LOL I didn't know or care who the guest was as I thought, "You still got it Dave." as I shut the radio off. 

Haha I like this - "You still got it, Dave".  Funny how quick one realizes this.  I turned it on late one nite for like two minutes and heard the old chestnut: "So, will we ever get the answers?" 

[pyewacket]

He also sounded like he was trying to force enthusiasm- it just sounded fake to me. You can tell.  :

[Jackstar]

I turned it on late one nite for like two minutes and heard the old chestnut: "So, will we ever get the answers?"

"What time is a portal?"

[starrmtn001]

"What time is a portal?"

A dollar two eighty and eleventeen cents . . . um . . . O'Clock!

[BellBoy]

"What time is a portal?"

A dollar two eighty and eleventeen cents . . . um . . . O'Clock!

19:50... plebes  :

[ItsOver]

"What time is a portal?"

"Eleven!  I keep uh seeun elevens, Tommy!"

[BellBoy]

"Eleven!  I keep uh seeun elevens, Tommy!"

I am not worthy, holy Lord,
That Thou shouldst come to me;
Speak but the word; one gracious word
Can set the sinner free.

[elbee]

Nobody would totally have taken the risk of trying to outsmart the flat earth guy. But it would go horribly and invincibly wrong, nobody would start stammering then start arguing for the flat earth. "it had to have started somewhere!"