George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[TigerLily]

I'm probably the only one on here right now listening to Dave interview the Merlin Project guys.

I'm sad.

MiTD thread 97 members, 180 guests. GNS thread 3 members, 20 guests.   Not completely alone but close.  But you are our brave warrior enduring the suckage and holding the GNS banner high!  Congratulations and condolences. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm probably the only one on here right now listening to Dave interview the Merlin Project guys.

I'm sad.

I've actually been listening to it too.  First Art Bell show that I lost interest in about half an hour in.

[Designx]

I've actually been listening to it too.  First Art Bell show that I lost interest in about half an hour in.

No magic tonight with Art but I still didn't listen to Noory.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Photo of hater punching George.
Or so says George...

I think (Not)GeorgeNoory claimed that was Chuck Norris' fist when he last appeared in 2013.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is a passive-aggressive sociopath with a tiny wee-wee (so says Tom in the chat-rooms) and is afraid of criticism....hell, he's afraid of everything. A real chicken.
Chicken George.

Dammit Gumby, I've missed you man

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did I hear George mention friend of the program, Billy "Moomy" tonight?  I also heard him say something like 'this doesn't bet well for Hillary Clinton" rather than 'bode' well.

I'm quite certain George is developing dementia.  He wants to do the program until he drops dead, but I don't think he'll make it.  That dementia creeps up on you.

[Izintit?]

He did spend more time on elaboration on that than on all of the Norry fan sites.  And, the damned koala is a member here and posts in this thread.  Is he one of the "internet haters," too?

Does Norry have a self-image issue? Does he dwell too much on the "internet haters"?  Would reiki help or energy treatments help?

Does he have an issue with criticism?  Does he have a different issue with female vs. male "internet haters."? 

Why does he have a koala bear avatar and why is he hidden?  Is he busy "checking" the site out now? 

These are some of the unanswered questions that only a Norry knows.

I`m a little happy that we still annoy the thin-skinned bastard. The koala avatar always puzzled me too.I always pictured him as a three-toed sloth. G N S

[Izintit?]

Did I hear George mention friend of the program, Billy "Moomy" tonight?  I also heard him say something like 'this doesn't bet well for Hillary Clinton" rather than 'bode' well.

I'm quite certain George is developing dementia.  He wants to do the program until he drops dead, but I don't think he'll make it.  That dementia creeps up on you.

Developing dementia? As far as I can tell he`s had it for almost 13 years.

[ItsOver]

Dave should spend the rest of his time on the air with guests who specialize in diagnosing bizarre mental conditions.  Rather than "What's My Line?," it would be "What's My Condition?" 

Dave has had something baffling for years.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Dave should spend the rest of his time on the air with guests who specialize in diagnosing bizarre mental conditions.  Rather than "What's My Line?," it would be "What's My Condition?" 

Dave has had something baffling for years.

Good idea ......... 'What's Wrong With Me' ..... ?

[NoMoreNoory]

Did I hear George mention friend of the program, Billy "Moomy" tonight?  I also heard him say something like 'this doesn't bet well for Hillary Clinton" rather than 'bode' well.

I'm quite certain George is developing dementia.  He wants to do the program until he drops dead, but I don't think he'll make it.  That dementia creeps up on you.

I heard 'bid well'. Sucks either way.
And don't forget new friend of the program Salma Hyek coming up on Thursday. In how many languages can you say 'train wreck'?

[inuk2600]

And don't forget new friend of the program Salma Hyek coming up on Thursday.

Salma Hayek? If this show isn't filled with Freudian slips and double entendres about boobies I'll be sorely disappointed in George.

[ACE of CLUBS]

And don't forget new friend of the program Salma Hyek coming up on Thursday. In how many languages can you say 'train wreck'?

Hoping that George will try to 'woo' Salma with a song or two ...... cringe factor 10
George doing Tom Jones' ...... 'It's Not Unusual' ...... 

[ItsOver]

Salma Hayek? If this show isn't filled with Freudian slips and double entendres about boobies I'll be sorely disappointed in George.

Oh, boy. :  Jorch will really be breaking-out the creeper bumpers for this skin-crawler.
http://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc

[ziznak]

Hoping that George will try to 'woo' Salma with a song or two ...... cringe factor 10
George doing Tom Jones' ...... 'It's Not Unusual' ...... 

oh dear... I may have to actually listen to this one.  I've been jorch free for... how many weeks has Art been back on?

but yeah... something about a good Snoreboy trainwreck.... Just can't look away

[Gumby, Dammit]

Dammit Gumby, I've missed you man

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I heard 'bid well'. Sucks either way.
And don't forget new friend of the program Salma Hyek coming up on Thursday. In how many languages can you say 'train wreck'?

Ah, that was probably it.  My memory is not as sharp as it should be.

Sounds like George is pulling out whatever big name celebrities he can find (did they meet at his favourite restaurant?)

[ItsOver]

... (did they meet at his favourite restaurant?)

The Seven Eleven where he picks-up his pre-made turkey on whole wheat?  Maybe she was filling up her Mercedes and thought Dave was some homeless bum looking for a handout.

[bateman]

And don't forget new friend of the program Salma Hyek coming up on Thursday. In how many languages can you say 'train wreck'?

That ought to go about as well as the Shirley MacLaine interview. 

[PB the Deplorable]

The Seven Eleven where he picks-up his pre-made turkey on whole wheat?  Maybe she was filling up her Mercedes and thought Dave was some homeless bum looking for a handout.

George may have learned ESL celeb women don't catch onto his suckyness and creepiness as quickly as the others

[Izintit?]

 I hope Salma can understand Noory`s english.

[starrmtn001]

Sorry folks, but I occasionally have short term memory loss.  Who is Dave again??? 

[Dateline]

So sad, so very, very sad.

[ziznak]

So sad, so very, very sad.

dave noory he like... he uhhhh... wasn't he the guy that burnt his mouth on a pizza roll or sumphin?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think if I listened to this interview, it would forever horribly, tragically tarnish my fantasies of Salma Hayek.

Hey!  I just discovered she was born the same day I was, but a couple years earlier.

[Herakles]

Well I just had to post this. Poor Dave just does not get a break anywhere...

I visited a website called the Pyramid Code as Hoagie's guest last night was Carmen Boulter.

Anyway - I am browsing the site using Firefox, not sure what happened but part of the page has not formatted correctly with the headings / text etc., happens every time I visit the site.

But look where the horizontal line is and who it has crossed out!!

Too funny for words! 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well I just had to post this. Poor Dave just does not get a break anywhere...

I visited a website called the Pyramid Code as Hoagie's guest last night was Carmen Boulter.

Anyway - I am browsing the site using Firefox, not sure what happened but part of the page has not formatted correctly with the headings / text etc., happens every time I visit the site.

But look where the horizontal line is and who it has crossed out!!

Too funny for words! 

He did interview her around that date.  I remember it.  I wonder why it's crossed out.  Formatting error me thinks.

[albrecht]

At his big event, according to Norry funded, or at least supported, by the city of Edinburgh, TX:
"thousand people out there in the crowd, show of hands, how many people think people are acting strange, weird. 98% of the people."-GN

[NoMoreNoory]

Just passing through to hear Dave urge 'everyone who's single' to go to Paranormal Date. Can you say desperate?
He suggests you say you're interested in mysteries. Like the mystery of how the fuck you get to be paid half a mil a year for being an incompetent fool?

[akwilly]

I only got to listen to a couple of minutes of the show tonight. The A.I. guest sounded pretty interesting but of course the interviewer was lacking to say the least.