George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

I have won the coveted Twitcher award, named for when a mouse detects something interesting in the environment and their whiskers twitch.  Usually this is an important piece or morsel of gossip, information or just a hot topic. 

Every year in Los Angeles these awards are held in the dining room of the Polo Club the night after the Oscars.  It is a mouse thing and no other invitations are sent out.  However, this year Norry was in attendance, passed out from some after-hours event.  We were not sure if it was sheer exhaustion, jet lag, or a stupor.  The show must go on and it did.  The musical arrangement commenced on his wig, and he did not stir an inch.  For this he was given a honorary or onery twitcher. 

[NoMoreNoory]

If he even has those 3. Noory lies about everything else.

Didn't he post a picture of them on here, up against some awful wood-panelling? Maybe round about the announcement of Art's second return.

[maureen]

Didn't he post a picture of them on here, up against some awful wood-panelling? Maybe round about the announcement of Art's second return.

pictured in the basement trophy room at his mom's house. she keeps them covered in plastic.

[MTB]

The first half guest tonight has actually been good and has done a decent job shutting down the Nephilim crap.

[Gassy Man]

Irwin Allen created Lost in Space, lousy Fox News, not Irwin Winkler.

[Juan Cena]

The first half guest tonight has actually been good and has done a decent job shutting down the Nephilim crap.

Yeah, he'd make a great guest for Art.

[Mizak]

Woke up last night and turned the radio on just in time to hear snoory say to be nice to him now that Facebook will be having a thumbs down to click on.LMAO.Hmm... What should we all do now?

[albrecht]

Surprise! Norry opens his show last night with a story of children killed in flash-floods near Zion National Park. Always such positive and heart-warming stories as openers and subjects. I wonder if Norry will have "the opportunity" to visit the site of that flood as he did the Jon Benet Ramsey house.
ps: he later said "there are lots of haters out there"

[Gumby, Dammit]

Didn't he post a picture of them on here, up against some awful wood-panelling? Maybe round about the announcement of Art's second return.

Possibly. But since Dave Noory has such a reputation for lying first and asking stupid questions later. Who Knows?
Not only that...I've always wondered why there is not one shred of solid evidence of George the slimy fuk Noory EVER having been on radio before...only hearsay, No recordings, No archives. Nutheen.
WTF.

[TigerLily]

Topic: Norrie's recent Paranormal Date debacle. 
Please discuss

[Inglorious Bitch]

Surprise! Norry opens his show last night with a story of children killed in flash-floods near Zion National Park. Always such positive and heart-warming stories as openers and subjects. I wonder if Norry will have "the opportunity" to visit the site of that flood as he did the Jon Benet Ramsey house.
ps: he later said "there are lots of haters out there"

Oh my god, I heard that. Minutes after telling the story of dead children with such gusto and relish. But we're the haterz.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Woke up last night and turned the radio on just in time to hear snoory say to be nice to him now that Facebook will be having a thumbs down to click on.LMAO.Hmm... What should we all do now?

Shite for brains Noron doesn't realize that now we could all give him a thumbs down on FB as well. Duh.

[Dateline]

Can you not hire people on Facebook to hit the like button or tamper with it?  I am not referring to Art getting all of the likes on his new Facebook page, but Coast to Coast website page.  Yesterday, it was holding steady at 126,000.  Tonight it was 331,000.  Someone hacked or manipulated the likes, c'mon. 

Someone is sensitive to all of Art's likes.

[zeebo]

I think it's been nearly three months since I've listened to Noory.  I did listen to a handful of non-Noory c2c shows. 

I do miss the camaraderie and general hilarity of the GNS thread, but I also feel freedom, sweet freedom from the oppression of Norrie-esque suckitude. 

In any case I wish you well - all thee who carry on the torch of documenting the nightly Nooryisms!

[MTB]

Did anyone catch what the guest said that just upset Noory?

[BellBoy]

Can you not hire people on Facebook to hit the like button or tamper with it?  I am not referring to Art getting all of the likes on his new Facebook page, but Coast to Coast website page.  Yesterday, it was holding steady at 126,000.  Tonight it was 331,000.  Someone hacked or manipulated the likes, c'mon. 

Someone is sensitive to all of Art's likes.

Of course you can, for a price. "Likejacking" is big business in places like India, Malaysia and others...



https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/10/07/facebook-warns-against-buying-fake-likes-but-the-fans-for-sale-industry-is-booming/

[pate]

...

upset Noory?

...

or IBS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCFctljwKV8

Sumthin's happenin.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory brought Tommy to the mic last night. Should have been a heart-warming moment, and Tom was OK. He simple said 'May I never live that night again', and thanked everyone who sent good wishes to him, by text, in calls, by emails, in poems, and by turning up at the hospital, including Christian Wilde. 'I was blown away'.
Fine. No problem.
Well....not quite. The problem, of course, was Noory who succeeded in turning the whole thing into a weird, narcissistic train wreck of the sort he has made his own.
He has to start by recounting the night Tom fell ill - or 'verrry, verrrrry sick' as Noory put it. He tells us Tom 'spoke to me in my ear, as he has the ability to do that', which bizarrely seemed to attribute some telepathic power to Tom, as opposed to the simple mechanism of microphones and headphones which I think most of us understand. Tom tells him he needs to go home, Gina is summoned, she and Noory insist he needs to go to the hospital.
Of course, he needs to introduce the flying thing. 'Tom and I fly a lot, all over the country.' As someone who long-hauled his ass back and forth across the Atlantic on a regular basis for the last two decades, I've long been sensitive to the issue of DVTs, and I call bullshit on this. Noory makes his (entirely unnecessary) commute between St Louis and LA; once a month he and Tom make their relatively short flights to Denver for Bee On Bleef; and they make infrequent flights to their 'special events'. It really isn't that much flying, and none of them are especially long flights, but Noory likes to stress it a lot because it flatters his ego to portray himself as a jet-setter, living a life-style we lesser mortals can only marvel at.
And now it turned really weird. Noory says he 'did a lot of research' and 'everybody - medical professionals' told him that Tom could have died on the plane. (He got sick in the studio, but never mind) He proceeds:
'Do you know what it would have been like to be sitting across from you while you had succumb [sic] for an entire flight? What do you do with somebody who dies on a plane?'
Tom: 'Well, first of all, you call and they have oxygen, so.....'
Noory: 'Well, we'd do the best we can to keep you going, but if you died on a plane, where do you put the person? You can't just stop!'

It must give Tommy a warm fuzzy feeling to know that his friend and colleague's first concern in the event of him becoming seriously ill on a plane is what to do with his body, while Noory enjoys his coke and pretzels. Narcissistic ghoul.

-GNS

[SredniVashtar]

Noory brought Tommy to the mic last night.

That man is a genuine weirdo. He doesn't seem to have normal human reactions. He's alright with dumbasses who take his slithery bullshit for charm, but anyone with a measurable IQ can see that there is something not right upstairs. It's not just stupidity, it's something else. Deep down, he is a disturbing little man.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory brought Tommy to the mic last night. Should have been a heart-warming moment, and Tom was OK. He simple said 'May I never live that night again', and thanked everyone who sent good wishes to him, by text, in calls, by emails, in poems, and by turning up at the hospital, including Christian Wilde. 'I was blown away'.

...

Did he mention Falkie's incessant calls and well-wishes?

[albrecht]

Last night's show, at least what I have heard thus far, is a good example of GNS. An interesting guest with a host who can barely string a sentence together, even when reading off the 3x5 cards. Inane questions, inability to even use basic math when formulating a hypothetical scenario, turning everything back to pet issues like "securing the grid," not understanding basic (like elementary school level) science, asking questions that already have been answered (hint: throw-away 3x5 card if the guest has already answered the question) and creepiness (at point stifling a laugh when the guest said "people drowning in their bathtub," turning Tommy's recent illness into personal speculations about what do they do with dead people on planes, etc.

[MyEye]

Last night's show, at least what I have heard thus far, is a good example of GNS. An interesting guest with a host who can barely string a sentence together, even when reading off the 3x5 cards. Inane questions, inability to even use basic math when formulating a hypothetical scenario, turning everything back to pet issues like "securing the grid," not understanding basic (like elementary school level) science, asking questions that already have been answered (hint: throw-away 3x5 card if the guest has already answered the question) and creepiness (at point stifling a laugh when the guest said "people drowning in their bathtub," turning Tommy's recent illness into personal speculations about what do they do with dead people on planes, etc.

Last nights' show?  Sounds like any show in the past.

I haven't listened to dumbass in a long while but see that he still practicing his same 'style'.

[albrecht]

Last nights' show?  Sounds like any show in the past.

I haven't listened to dumbass in a long while but see that he still practicing his same 'style'.

Yeah, in my defense I listen usually when mowing the lawn, working in the garage, or anywhere where loud noise occurs. An easy way to block those noises. And for the humor and perversity of his bumblings and odd obsessions and mumblings with death, mean babies, and what not. And crazy callers. The opposite of Art and other shows where one wants to focus on listening. OSOM is really good too because it involves some fumblings, especially technical, but they are endearing.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Noory brought Tommy to the mic last night. Should have been a heart-warming moment, and Tom was OK. He simple said 'May I never live that night again', and thanked everyone who sent good wishes to him, by text, in calls, by emails, in poems, and by turning up at the hospital, including Christian Wilde. 'I was blown away'.
Fine. No problem.
Well....not quite. The problem, of course, was Noory who succeeded in turning the whole thing into a weird, narcissistic train wreck of the sort he has made his own.
He has to start by recounting the night Tom fell ill - or 'verrry, verrrrry sick' as Noory put it. He tells us Tom 'spoke to me in my ear, as he has the ability to do that', which bizarrely seemed to attribute some telepathic power to Tom, as opposed to the simple mechanism of microphones and headphones which I think most of us understand. Tom tells him he needs to go home, Gina is summoned, she and Noory insist he needs to go to the hospital.
Of course, he needs to introduce the flying thing. 'Tom and I fly a lot, all over the country.' As someone who long-hauled his ass back and forth across the Atlantic on a regular basis for the last two decades, I've long been sensitive to the issue of DVTs, and I call bullshit on this. Noory makes his (entirely unnecessary) commute between St Louis and LA; once a month he and Tom make their relatively short flights to Denver for Bee On Bleef; and they make infrequent flights to their 'special events'. It really isn't that much flying, and none of them are especially long flights, but Noory likes to stress it a lot because it flatters his ego to portray himself as a jet-setter, living a life-style we lesser mortals can only marvel at.
And now it turned really weird. Noory says he 'did a lot of research' and 'everybody - medical professionals' told him that Tom could have died on the plane. (He got sick in the studio, but never mind) He proceeds:
'Do you know what it would have been like to be sitting across from you while you had succumb [sic] for an entire flight? What do you do with somebody who dies on a plane?'
Tom: 'Well, first of all, you call and they have oxygen, so.....'
Noory: 'Well, we'd do the best we can to keep you going, but if you died on a plane, where do you put the person? You can't just stop!'

It must give Tommy a warm fuzzy feeling to know that his friend and colleague's first concern in the event of him becoming seriously ill on a plane is what to do with his body, while Noory enjoys his coke and pretzels. Narcissistic ghoul.

-GNS

Well told. I heard all that too. Tommy had the last word though, and I can't recall what it was. George ignored it but it seemed like Tommy wasn't too happy.
GNS

[Gumby, Dammit]

That man is a genuine weirdo. He doesn't seem to have normal human reactions. He's alright with dumbasses who take his slithery bullshit for charm, but anyone with a measurable IQ can see that there is something not right upstairs. It's not just stupidity, it's something else. Deep down, he is a disturbing little man.

This sums-up that jerky little turd Jorch perfectly.

[coaster]

Noory brought Tommy to the mic last night. Should have been a heart-warming moment, and Tom was OK. He simple said 'May I never live that night again', and thanked everyone who sent good wishes to him, by text, in calls, by emails, in poems, and by turning up at the hospital, including Christian Wilde. 'I was blown away'.
Fine. No problem.
Well....not quite. The problem, of course, was Noory who succeeded in turning the whole thing into a weird, narcissistic train wreck of the sort he has made his own.
He has to start by recounting the night Tom fell ill - or 'verrry, verrrrry sick' as Noory put it. He tells us Tom 'spoke to me in my ear, as he has the ability to do that', which bizarrely seemed to attribute some telepathic power to Tom, as opposed to the simple mechanism of microphones and headphones which I think most of us understand. Tom tells him he needs to go home, Gina is summoned, she and Noory insist he needs to go to the hospital.
Of course, he needs to introduce the flying thing. 'Tom and I fly a lot, all over the country.' As someone who long-hauled his ass back and forth across the Atlantic on a regular basis for the last two decades, I've long been sensitive to the issue of DVTs, and I call bullshit on this. Noory makes his (entirely unnecessary) commute between St Louis and LA; once a month he and Tom make their relatively short flights to Denver for Bee On Bleef; and they make infrequent flights to their 'special events'. It really isn't that much flying, and none of them are especially long flights, but Noory likes to stress it a lot because it flatters his ego to portray himself as a jet-setter, living a life-style we lesser mortals can only marvel at.
And now it turned really weird. Noory says he 'did a lot of research' and 'everybody - medical professionals' told him that Tom could have died on the plane. (He got sick in the studio, but never mind) He proceeds:
'Do you know what it would have been like to be sitting across from you while you had succumb [sic] for an entire flight? What do you do with somebody who dies on a plane?'
Tom: 'Well, first of all, you call and they have oxygen, so.....'
Noory: 'Well, we'd do the best we can to keep you going, but if you died on a plane, where do you put the person? You can't just stop!'

It must give Tommy a warm fuzzy feeling to know that his friend and colleague's first concern in the event of him becoming seriously ill on a plane is what to do with his body, while Noory enjoys his coke and pretzels. Narcissistic ghoul.

-GNS

Wow. I feel sorry for Tommy for having to put up with noory's bullshit.

[TigerLily]

Bad Dave is a walking talking nightmare. Since Art's return, I've only listened once when LMH was on. I started at the second hour of the replay for just the 2-hour report.  Even that little amount of sNorge's voice made my skin crawl 

[Morgus]

Noory has been taking off a lot more Friday nights recently.
He is off tonight and Richard Syrett fills in as host.
I see on the c2c schedule for next Friday night, Noory is off yet again and Jimmy Church guest hosts...

[FallenSeraph]

Came over here to see if anyone even posts in this thread anymore.

I haven't listened to George since MITD started. It seems ... strange. Like a tiny George-shaped hole in my life, but not really.

That's my deep, meaningful contribution to this thread for the week.

I have to have lunch with my sister-in-law today. I would rather listen to George. So there you go â€" that's one face-off you'd win, George. 

[ShayP]

And now it turned really weird. Noory says he 'did a lot of research' and 'everybody - medical professionals' told him that Tom could have died on the plane. (He got sick in the studio, but never mind) He proceeds:
'Do you know what it would have been like to be sitting across from you while you had succumb [sic] for an entire flight? What do you do with somebody who dies on a plane?'
Tom: 'Well, first of all, you call and they have oxygen, so.....'
Noory: 'Well, we'd do the best we can to keep you going, but if you died on a plane, where do you put the person? You can't just stop!'

It must give Tommy a warm fuzzy feeling to know that his friend and colleague's first concern in the event of him becoming seriously ill on a plane is what to do with his body, while Noory enjoys his coke and pretzels. Narcissistic ghoul.

-GNS

Ya know...I always thought Tommy was the bigger of the two douches but I realize now that George is.  He thinks he's such a funny guy.  He thinks he's such a caring guy.  I guess he feels Tommy is his straight man in the comedy routine.  I've heard enough of George to know he's awkward in nearly everything he says and does.  Not only is he a shit host, he's a sad sack overall.  Tommy is a Producer by trade and could get a gig anywhere, and deal with different people better than Noory. He would still do his job.  He should've told George he was out of line and get back to the show.  What could happen?  George needs to be humbled.  Even when he expresses empathy he comes across as disingenuous.  He really is a ghoul.  It would not surprise me to hear him talk about "What if somebody dies on a plane...what would you do?" in more than one show, BUT, he would probably ask too "What if a baby died on a plane?"  Damn he sucks.