George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

In that article, it reveals details on how long Noory's current contract as host of c2cam goes to for the first time:

"Noory told WND he intends to remain the principal host of “Coast to Coast AM,” honoring through 2020 his current contract with Premier Radio Networks"

So 5 more years to go?

[wr250]

In that article, it reveals details on how long Noory's current contract as host of c2cam goes to for the first time:

"Noory told WND he intends to remain the principal host of “Coast to Coast AM,” honoring through 2020 his current contract with Premier Radio Networks"

So 5 more years to go?

we need a countdown clock...
ah better
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20201231T00&p0=137&msg=George+Noory%27s+contract+up&font=cursive&csz=1&swk=1

GNS

[starrmtn001]

we need a countdown clock...
ah better
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20201231T00&p0=137&msg=George+Noory%27s+contract+up&font=cursive&csz=1&swk=1

GNS

In this case, it may be a good thing that time seems to be speeding up.

[GravitySucks]

In this case, it may be a good thing that time seems to be speeding up.

Let's do a global consciousness for the quickening.  Hurry, I have to file last year's taxes by October 15.

[anunnaki]

Art just posted this in the comment section of one of his posts on his Facebook page:

Looks like the comment I sent him last night.

I could not find it-how did you access it ?

[AppealPlay]

Does Dave even have fans?  By that, I mean if he was replaced by another random fella would people follow him to somewhere else?  Annie from Alabama and Falkie excluded, of course.

[PB the Deplorable]

Does Dave even have fans?  By that, I mean if he was replaced by another random fella would people follow him to somewhere else?  Annie from Alabama and Falkie excluded, of course.

George and Tommy likely have one of those work relationships where they are in almost constant contact, but the day one of them leaves they never hear from each other again.

I can picture Tommy trying to get gigs on the Comic Book Convention circuit as a minor celebrity in the paranormal world

[inuk2600]

George and Tommy likely have one of those work relationships where they are in almost constant contact, but the day one of them leaves they never hear from each other again.

I can picture Tommy trying to get gigs on the Comic Book Convention circuit as a minor celebrity in the paranormal world

I get the feeling that Tommy HATES the paranormal and would immediately defect to the sports broadcasting genre (hockey?) as soon as the Coast cheques start bouncing.

[nooryisawesome]

Look who is scheduled for Friday. Joshua P Warren. That guy gets around like a cheap cheerleader.

[NoMoreNoory]

Art just posted this in the comment section of one of his posts on his Facebook page:

Coast website. Dear God.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/george-noory-willing-to-accept-white-house-run-if-drafted

George Noory Willing To Accept White House Run If Drafted
September 28, 2015
George Noory, the host of Coast to Coast AM, is willing to accept a run for President in 2016 if he is drafted.

“There is a tremendous need in this country to bring government back to the people,” George told WND.com.

"People are fed up. They have had enough. Trust in government has gone out the window. We really need to get back to where government is there to serve the people." he said.

While he has never run for elected office, George told the news website that if he were indeed drafted, his platform would be fiscally conservative but "socially aware".

"I believe 2016 will be the beginning of a new age, an age of enlightenment," George elaborated.

"The current crop of political candidates looks out of touch, saying nothing new or genuine. By 2016, people are going to be saying, 'We cannot continue down the path we have been going as it will lead us only back to the familiar dead end we now see in Congress and the White House'."

George also said he is not currently affiliated with any political party.

"Enough people have come forward to say, "With your vast support, with your knowledge of affairs domestically and internationally, this may be the best time for you to make a run for the White House'," George told WND.com.

[ItsOver]

I get the feeling that Tommy HATES the paranormal and would immediately defect to the sports broadcasting genre (hockey?) as soon as the Coast cheques start bouncing.

Hockey?  I was thinking covering mud wrestling or maybe Sumo, if he really wanted to get in the game.

[Gumby, Dammit]

George is throwing his toupee into the ring?

If he's what now?"If he's drafted"? LoL.
The slime ball always sets himself up with an easy "out".  Like right. He's gonna be "drafted" into the White House. What the fuck does that even mean, baby?

I guess it could be said that at least he fits the profile of a slimy politician. A ghoul who can put words together meaningless sentences with a straight face. Hell bells, George is the grand daddy of all freakishly unreal scumbags. Maybe he has a good chance of winning.

[Dateline]

This could be a new paradigm.

I could be Mouse King and Norry could be anointed Sir Suck by the Queen.

[ItsOver]

This could be a new paradigm.

I could be Mouse King and Norry could be anointed Sir Suck by the Queen.

Can you imagine Noory's campaign slogans?  "A Mean Baby in Every Pot!"  "Suck and More Suck!" "Portals for All!"

[Dateline]

Can you imagine Noory's campaign slogans?  "A Mean Baby in Every Pot!"  "Suck and More Suck!" "Portals for All!"

He also has to learn how to read a teleprompter.  He would write the instructions out on cue cards and read the cue cards outloud:

1.  Look at the screen and follow the white bouncing ball on it.

2.  Read where the bouncing ball goes.

3.  Stop reading when the bouncing ball stops.

4.  You may inhale and exhale when the bouncing ball stops.

5.  Do not read aloud the words "The End" at the end of the speech.  You may lower your head and say it softly.  Most in the audience will think you are showing respect to a higher power.

Norry, gets angry and throws the cue cards up and storms off of the podium.  The Press Secretary Falkie ushers him back.  Norry is asked, "Sir Suck what is your expression and why did you leave the podium?"


Norry, "I am upset the bouncing ball is read and I only deal with red balls and they have to be rubber."

[ItsOver]

He also has to learn how to read a teleprompter.  He would write the instructions out on cue cards and read the cue cards outloud:

1.  Look at the screen and follow the bouncing ball on it.

2.  Read where the bouncing ball goes.

3.  Stop reading when the bouncing ball stops.

4.  You may inhale and exhale when the bouncing ball stops.

5.  Do not read aloud the words "The End" at the end of the speech.  You may lower your head and say it softly.  Most in the audience will think you are showing respect to a higher power.

Norry, gets angry and throws the cue cards up and storms off of the podium.  The Press Secretary Falkie ushers him back.  Norry is asked, "Sir Suck what is your expression and why did you leave the podium?"


Norry, "I am upset the bouncing ball is read and I only deal with red balls and they have to be rubber."

Ha!    He's also had plenty of practice riding in parades and holding babies.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ha!    He's also had plenty of practice riding in parades and holding babies.

Who in the hell would let that ghoul, Noory hold their child? I think a call to Social Services is in order for this type of cruel and unusual punishment towards a tiny tot.

Look at that poor child's eyes. You know he is just thinking "Help me....help me....".

[Gumby, Dammit]

Who in the hell would let that ghoul, Noory hold their child? I think a call to Social Services is in order for this type of cruel and unusual punishment towards a tiny tot.

Look at that poor child's eyes. You know he is just thinking "Help me....help me....".

George likes the mean babies best...

[Inglorious Bitch]

George likes the mean babies best...

Especially when they are little Dickers! 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Especially when they are little Dickers! 

Ha... ! Indeed!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ha... ! Indeed!

Little Dickers who grow up to be (but not have) big dicks.

[chefist]

Can you imagine Noory's campaign slogans?  "A Mean Baby in Every Pot!"  "Suck and More Suck!" "Portals for All!"

he he

[Gumby, Dammit]

Especially when they are little Dickers! 

If he's elected he'll have a dickertate parade.

[starrmtn001]

Hockey?  I was thinking covering mud wrestling or maybe Sumo, if he really wanted to get in the game.

Fight Club (sssshhhhh).

[Gumby, Dammit]

Little Dickers who grow up to be (but not have) big dicks.

LoL.

{For all you new lissners out there, live on the air George Noory once (maybe even twice) referred to his new baby grandson as.... "the little dicker"}.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If he's elected he'll have a dickertate parade.

And every no one will turn up to that event.



The added touch of class is the hastily taped on piece of paper on the side of the car.

[Gumby, Dammit]

And every no one will turn up to that event.



The added touch of class is the hastily taped on piece of paper on the side of the car.

Not even Oswald would turn up...
And yeah ya gotta love that tacky paper sign added at the last minute when the REAL celeb didn't show. Tommy and him were probably gorging themselves at a nearby taco stand when they saw the opportunity and launched into action. Freakin tards.

[Inglorious Bitch]

They were probably gorging themselves at a nearby taco stand when they saw the opportunity and launched into action.

Then on to Karaoke night at the Pink Flamingo Lounge.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Then on to Karaoke night at the Pink Flamingo Lounge.

Lol...of coursh!

[DebbyS]

ABell reported "George Noory willing to accept draft for White House run" and I immediately think: I didn't know GNoory drank beer, let alone was able to run. Stroll at best, or toddle. Maybe depend on the time of day (or night). And if he approaches the White House, will the Secret Service stop him (because they're mean)? Will they recognize him and hesitate to shoot -- or shoot anyhow out of a sense of duty to humanity? Will they miss?