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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Dateline

Yes, that question that is asked at least one a night, "What drives you?"  Norry keeps searching and searching for the mystical answer.  Tonight may just be your lucky night, Norry.  When that routine question is asked with calm, "What drives you?", you will get the answer the folks have been waiting to hear.  The guest remarks,  "Of course, Uber, drives me."  All will be well and the crickets will chirp in harmony.

Quote from: Dateline on October 07, 2015, 08:57:59 PM
...  The guest remarks,  "Of course, Uber, drives me."  All will be well and the crickets will chirp in harmony.

While George hastily googles 'oober' and can't find it

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 07, 2015, 08:39:03 PM
George to Jesse (who was saying he enjoyed writing his book, but used a professional researcher):

'You're like I am with my books. We have the overall concept, the direction, and then we find the nuts-and-bolts guys who do all the work for us.'

Ghost Writer for George Noory.  Ugh!  There's something to NOT include on a resume.

Dateline

Norry, retire, oober has a position waiting for ya.

Dateline

Saying that you are an overall concept person is just a classy way of saying I don't like to work, but want to take the majority of the credit.

Dave Noorie

Couponing and listening to MITD when I should be doing show prep.  Maybe leo could help me cut coupons. 

Dateline

Quote from: Dave Noorie on October 07, 2015, 10:39:01 PM
Couponing and listening to MITD when I should be doing show prep.  Maybe leo could help me cut coupons.

You can cut a lot  of coupons for $100,000.00 plus a year.


PaulAtreides

Quote from: Dateline on October 07, 2015, 11:06:31 PM
You can cut a lot  of coupons for $100,000.00 plus a year.

Yeah, but those coupons for pizza rolls are really hard to find.

MyEye

When is dipshlit going to find his own opening theme song?

With his navel (sic?) experience; perhaps the "McHale's Navy" theme song.  His clownish antics match the show.

Perhaps UFO Phil might do so.   Wonder how much Phil was paid for the Friday closing song?  A couple of hundred bucks and a lot of ego stroking?  Some years ago, Phil was on air and GN seemed to give him the brush-off.  Sad.


albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on October 08, 2015, 07:07:44 PM

Classicktch! Actually he might post this in his ridiculously convoluted C2C website. It was fun to hear Norry squirm when Hulet talked against Matt Drudge's site and Alex Jones last night.



albrecht

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 08, 2015, 10:36:28 PM
Noory 2106!
Wait, by then won't he be "Dexter Monterrey" and broadcasting radio under that name? Or was that later, I forget the time-line?

coop

Don't you mean Dickster Monterey instead?

wr250

Quote from: albrecht on October 08, 2015, 11:02:39 PM
Wait, by then won't he be "Dexter Monterrey" and broadcasting radio under that name? Or was that later, I forget the time-line?
DMS

NoMoreNoory

90 minutes from show time, and both the C2C app and website still have 'guest(s) TBA' followed by Open Lines.....

GravitySucks

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 09, 2015, 08:28:32 PM
90 minutes from show time, and both the C2C app and website still have 'guest(s) TBA' followed by Open Lines.....
Who cares


akwilly

I caught the tail end of last nights show. I really liked the guest he had on. Granted the interview sucked but I wish Art could get him on his show.

albrecht

Quote from: akwilly on October 09, 2015, 09:15:12 PM
I caught the tail end of last nights show. I really liked the guest he had on. Granted the interview sucked but I wish Art could get him on his show.
Because the guys was a legitimate Astronaut and also had some ideas, maybe a "bit" new agey but not really at all, had a book and experiences? And so Norry pulled his "Navy" experience to torpedo it and his ideas? Tho Norry, quickly, adopted his ideas he still had his usual inanity; and in contrast to his 'news' and normal guest-theories.

Morgus

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 09, 2015, 08:28:32 PM
90 minutes from show time, and both the C2C app and website still have 'guest(s) TBA' followed by Open Lines.....
The c2c website shows this for tonight since this afternoon:
The Nature of Evil/ Open Lines
Friday - October 09, 2015
In the first half of the program, lifelong practitioner of the occult, Winter Laake, will discuss the nature of evil. Followed by Open Lines.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: akwilly on October 09, 2015, 09:15:12 PM
I caught the tail end of last nights show. I really liked the guest he had on. Granted the interview sucked but I wish Art could get him on his show.

+1

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Morgus on October 09, 2015, 09:39:42 PM
The c2c website shows this for tonight since this afternoon:
The Nature of Evil/ Open Lines
Friday - October 09, 2015
In the first half of the program, lifelong practitioner of the occult, Winter Laake, will discuss the nature of evil. Followed by Open Lines.

Odd. Not on the website on my phone it doesn't. Just checked it again. Show details up to and including next Friday: TBA + Oafen Lines tonight.

Morgus

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on October 09, 2015, 09:44:56 PM
Odd. Not on the website on my phone it doesn't. Just checked it again. Show details up to and including next Friday: TBA + Oafen Lines tonight.
You probably need to clear the phone's browser cache.

Morgus

In the first half hour of c2c last night, during Peter Davenport's weekly UFO report, Noory mentioned his pal "the guy from Pittsburgh" probably saw some UFO event in that area... ;)

albrecht

Man, Norry had some 61 year disabled (or otherwise problems) woman about a care-giver 'taking advantage' of her. And Norry was fascinated and tried to draw every little detail from her and seemed engaged. Unlike with guests or normal callers- but anytime a mean baby, dead babies, or elderly/disabled being taken advantage of-- he perks up!
ps: Norry also speculated about "what he does not want to be bitten by." And also on his Tommy issues. Him wanting to set Norry on fire for a Giam "tv" show, putting a "live" tiger in the studio with him, etc.

Route 66

As usual, obsessed with bizarre ways to die, evil, the devil, etc., etc.....

pate

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 07, 2015, 09:10:51 PM
While George hastily googles 'oober' and can't find it

Finds thus and gooberishes (sp) 'merging arthishts all over it...

(kids key word wuz "slobber")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBECHEtxJMU

ediot: knob

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