George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[starrmtn001]

What if dolphins had thumbs?

Then they could be fappin' without flappin'.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I Haven't looked in on this thread in a while... Does Dave still suck?

[pate]

Not Sure,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo

GNS

[effluenza]

Should I attempt to read this whole thread or just go with my gut and know that George Noory already sucks?

[PB the Deplorable]

Should I attempt to read this whole thread or just go with my gut and know that George Noory already sucks?

I recommend you read the whole thread

[ItsOver]

Should I attempt to read this whole thread or just go with my gut and know that George Noory already sucks?

At least read the part where Jorch reveals he favors Chicago all beef hot dogs.  Where Art calls him out is pretty good, too. 

[HumanBeing]

  :

[Corona Kitty]

George coming alive

[AppealPlay]

I think I found Dave's porn stash.

[PB the Deplorable]

Has George said anything about his Halloween plans for this year?  It's a Saturday, so he'll be off.

One year he said he put on a costume/disguise and sat in the corner of one of his hangouts without telling anyone it was him.  I wonder if the regulars knew it was him and pretended otherwise.

[AppealPlay]

Has George said anything about his Halloween plans for this year?  It's a Saturday, so he'll be off.

One year he said he put on a costume/disguise and sat in the corner of one of his hangouts without telling anyone it was him.  I wonder if the regulars knew it was him and pretended otherwise.

"And that's how Dave began his journey into serial killing..."

[Little Hater]

Noory threw the first-hour guest (http://www.bromart.com) under the bus after a half-hour last night, saying that talking about beating and drowning children is something he doesn't like (despite the fact that many of his 'news' stories deal with exactly that). The very interesting, but obviously nervous, guest was on to talk about his book about Krampus, a figure from Alpine folklore.

Also, did anyone else the night before last hear  Noory refer to studying the 'cataclysm', um, the 'catholic teachings'?

[ItsOver]

Has George said anything about his Halloween plans for this year?  It's a Saturday, so he'll be off.

One year he said he put on a costume/disguise and sat in the corner of one of his hangouts without telling anyone it was him.  I wonder if the regulars knew it was him and pretended otherwise.

"Eh, look in the corner.  It's "Zorro," again."  :

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory threw the first-hour guest (http://www.bromart.com) under the bus after a half-hour last night, saying that talking about beating and drowning children is something he doesn't like (despite the fact that many of his 'news' stories deal with exactly that). The very interesting, but obviously nervous, guest was on to talk about his book about Krampus, a figure from Alpine folklore.

Also, did anyone else the night before last hear  Noory refer to studying the 'cataclysm', um, the 'catholic teachings'?

Man, yes! And I've been meaning to post it. It was with Raven Gramassi. Dave said most people these days don't believe in God as an old man in the clouds 'as we were taught in cataclysm classes'. No correction, of course.
Caught him also saying that Raven's books on witchcraft are 'all great reads, by the way'. Bare-faced lie.
The same show produced these gems as well:
'In oooollldd Salem, a couple centuries ago, they burned witches to the stake.'
'What do you see up in the horizon?'
'Why does progress always go up?'

I meant to record the Krampus section and forgot. What an idiot. Once again, it proves he does absolutely no preparation. How did he think he could do a piece about Krampus and not talk about violence to children? As the Geico ad might put it:
'If you're Krampus, you tie naughty kids up in a sack and drown them. It's what you do.'
Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

[ItsOver]

...Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

"If you're Jorch Noory, you suck.  It's what you do."

[paladin1991]

*looks around*  Yep, the suckage is strong.

[PB the Deplorable]

Man, yes! And I've been meaning to post it. It was with Raven Gramassi. Dave said most people these days don't believe in God as an old man in the clouds 'as we were taught in cataclysm classes'. No correction, of course.
Caught him also saying that Raven's books on witchcraft are 'all great reads, by the way'. Bare-faced lie.
The same show produced these gems as well:
'In oooollldd Salem, a couple centuries ago, they burned witches to the stake.'
'What do you see up in the horizon?'
'Why does progress always go up?'

I meant to record the Krampus section and forgot. What an idiot. Once again, it proves he does absolutely no preparation. How did he think he could do a piece about Krampus and not talk about violence to children? As the Geico ad might put it:
'If you're Krampus, you tie naughty kids up in a sack and drown them. It's what you do.'
Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

Sounds like uh-nuthur Coash Clash-ick

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory threw the first-hour guest (http://www.bromart.com) under the bus after a half-hour last night, saying that talking about beating and drowning children is something he doesn't like (despite the fact that many of his 'news' stories deal with exactly that)...

It's true.  George has moved on to horrifying stories about animals.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

It's because Dave was dropped repeatedly on his head as a child. On purpose. That's why he grew up to be a mean baby. And a stupid one.

[PaulAtreides]

Has George said anything about his Halloween plans for this year?  It's a Saturday, so he'll be off.

Disguised as a talk show host, George will be going door to door begging for pizza rolls.

[Just Me]

Snoron the clown sure got all uppity there last night.

Apparently the clown outfit he wore wasn't up to the snorons taste for total authority over guest and he hung up the first hour guest cause the guest said put children in sacks and toss em in the river.

So what, who the fuck does the clown show court jester think he is, the savior of the grid,  the inventor of the internet, the famous glam talking head of talk radio loved my millions. This clown show is wearing thin and the day will come when this clown of clowns gets his.

The first caller did call him out on his bullshit but the snoron clown act hurriedly talked over the caller to protect his fragile ego doing what it did.

What a work of trash.

BTW, his love of story time coughed on the air live several times and snoron the shoe shine clown didn't tell her to mute her cough like he did that other lady a few weeks back. Linda cough cough cough, excuse me, snoron the shoe shine clown say's that's ok.

[ItsOver]

It's true.  George has moved on to horrifying stories about animals.

Oh, no.  Back to smashed hamsters and slammed turtles?  Jorch, a man of compassion.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Disguised as a talk show host, George will be going door to door begging for pizza rolls.

I will offer him a glass of tap water, then take a picture of him while I drink wine.

[AppealPlay]

Oh, no.  Back to smashed hamsters and slammed turtles?  Jorch, a man of compassion.

Maybe he's like the girl in The Walking Dead that fed rats to the walkers.

[Corona Kitty]

Man, yes! And I've been meaning to post it. It was with Raven Gramassi. Dave said most people these days don't believe in God as an old man in the clouds 'as we were taught in cataclysm classes'. No correction, of course.
Caught him also saying that Raven's books on witchcraft are 'all great reads, by the way'. Bare-faced lie.
The same show produced these gems as well:
'In oooollldd Salem, a couple centuries ago, they burned witches to the stake.'
'What do you see up in the horizon?'
'Why does progress always go up?'

I meant to record the Krampus section and forgot. What an idiot. Once again, it proves he does absolutely no preparation. How did he think he could do a piece about Krampus and not talk about violence to children? As the Geico ad might put it:
'If you're Krampus, you tie naughty kids up in a sack and drown them. It's what you do.'
Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

I just happened to catch that,  i thought noory was joking at first.

[ItsOver]

Maybe he's like the girl in The Walking Dead that fed rats to the walkers.

Who needs brains when you can feast on rats.  Right, Jorch?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who needs brains when you can feast on rats.  Right, Jorch?

Is that you, It's Over?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Has George said anything about his Halloween plans for this year?  It's a Saturday, so he'll be off.

One year he said he put on a costume/disguise and sat in the corner of one of his hangouts without telling anyone it was him.  I wonder if the regulars knew it was him and pretended otherwise.

They were probably happy just to let him sit quietly.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Man, yes! And I've been meaning to post it. It was with Raven Gramassi. Dave said most people these days don't believe in God as an old man in the clouds 'as we were taught in cataclysm classes'. No correction, of course.
Caught him also saying that Raven's books on witchcraft are 'all great reads, by the way'. Bare-faced lie.
The same show produced these gems as well:
'In oooollldd Salem, a couple centuries ago, they burned witches to the stake.'
'What do you see up in the horizon?'
'Why does progress always go up?'

I meant to record the Krampus section and forgot. What an idiot. Once again, it proves he does absolutely no preparation. How did he think he could do a piece about Krampus and not talk about violence to children? As the Geico ad might put it:
'If you're Krampus, you tie naughty kids up in a sack and drown them. It's what you do.'
Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

I was unfortunate to catch some of that.  Then ol' Georgie balled a caller out for asking him why he treated the guest so poorly when he regularly reports on ill-treated children.  George's response:  "But that's real life."

[VtaGeezer]

Tale of Two "Doctors" tonight:
Art interviews Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, pre-eminent American physicist and science media star of Sagan-esque proportion.
Noory give his veterinarian quack pal he'll call "Doctor" his monthly segment to boost sales of Wallachs's tangerine crap and Noory's kick-back.