George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dave likes to use his charm.

George is such a hip cat.

[Ciardelo]

Dave likes to use his charm.

My gawd that's a huge glass of wine.

[chefist]

Dave likes to use his charm.

Come on now, at least he sprung for the waters!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dave likes to use his charm.

Chick (pinay?) has a raised shoulder indicating tension; smile is disingenuous; eyes appear dilated and unfocused as if concealing inner rage; hand is extended toward boyfriend's crotch searching for him to pull her out using his core strength.  Head is tilted ever so slightly away from Noory, opposing body tilt, indicating forced intimacy.

Perhaps I am reading too much into it.

[Ciardelo]

Chick (pinay?) has a raised shoulder indicating tension; smile is disingenuous; eyes appear dilated and unfocused as if concealing inner rage; hand is extended toward boyfriend's crotch searching for him to pull her out using his core strength.  Head is tilted ever so slightly away from Noory, opposing body tilt, indicating forced intimacy.

Perhaps I am reading too much into it.

I can't see anything in rocks on Pluto, but I sure as heck can see all that.

[PB the Deplorable]

... indicating forced intimacy...

That would be him putting his arm around her, when all she asked for was a photo together

[PB the Deplorable]

He could be the "Shemp" 

George would be ''Shump''

[ziznak]

the black George noory!!! omg thats hilarious....

TYRONE NOORY

[Morgus]

The c2cam website schedule shows Noory is taking off tomorrow (Friday the 13th) night and filling in is guest host Jimmy Church...

[bateman]

The c2cam website schedule shows Noory is taking off tomorrow (Friday the 13th) night and filling in is guest host Jimmy Church...

[Alienigma]

True to form, even with that big glass he sucks at imbibing. Learn from a master, Dave.

[Dateline]

Loser Weekend on Coast, Church, Willis & Garr, with three strikes the show is out and not on my radio.  I have a paranormal date with Dark Matter Radio Network, if I listen to the paranormal this weekend. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone know what this mob movie The Good Fellows Dave just mentioned (twice) might be? Any chance it might be screened as a double bill with Old Yellow?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Anyone know what this mob movie The Good Fellows Dave just mentioned (twice) might be? Any chance it might be screened as a double bill with Old Yellow?

I think it was the UK version of Goodfellas.  Very rare.

[akwilly]

Loser Weekend on Coast, Church, Willis & Garr, with three strikes the show is out and not on my radio.  I have a paranormal date with Dark Matter Radio Network, if I listen to the paranormal this weekend.

I might listen saturday to hear Travis Walton. Also LMH is back on Thursday and I like how norry just lets her talk.

[zeebo]

...Also LMH is back on Thursday and I like how norry just lets her talk.

Yep the best thing about his "Conversations with Linda" is they're mainly conversations she has with other people.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Chick (pinay?) has a raised shoulder indicating tension; smile is disingenuous; eyes appear dilated and unfocused as if concealing inner rage; hand is extended toward boyfriend's crotch searching for him to pull her out using his core strength.  Head is tilted ever so slightly away from Noory, opposing body tilt, indicating forced intimacy.

Perhaps I am reading too much into it.

George looks to be the 'creepy uncle' ...... Yucck!

[ziznak]

I listened to the hancock show the other day... it wasn't bad most of it.  luckily Graham knows how to deal with george all too well.  It was basically hancock talking, ya know, being himself punctuated with random stupidity from jorchy.  he even entertained some of jorchy's ideas the way one would a child and explained to jorch gently why he doesnt think there are ancient cities on mars and the moon.  it wasn't bad but I was in and out needlessly wasting coasts bandwidth...

[albrecht]

I listened to the hancock show the other day... it wasn't bad most of it.  luckily Graham knows how to deal with george all too well.  It was basically hancock talking, ya know, being himself punctuated with random stupidity from jorchy.  he even entertained some of jorchy's ideas the way one would a child and explained to jorch gently why he doesnt think there are ancient cities on mars and the moon.  it wasn't bad but I was in and out needlessly wasting coasts bandwidth...

I agree. A good show because Graham knows how to handle Norry's inane questions. He talked to him like one would talk to a child, when he did allow Norry to speculate or ask a stupid question. He also knows to keep talking and not let Norry get his questions in, as much. Those not prepared for Norry, and assume, like a normal tv or radio show, that they will get questioned about their material with pertinent questions fail. Though this can be funny with serious scientists or journalist guests because they get so confused and you can hear them texting their agent: "WTF did you get me into? Why did I have to stay up this late to talk with this idiot? etc."

[Just Me]

Last night the snoron shoe shine boy clown act had david paulides on with even more missing people. I swear the snoron is an NSA computer program pre-recorded shitting out stupid questions.

The snoron ask david the same question he asked david the last time david was on the clown act show. David, what percent of people are found alive. WTF, doesn't this clown know anything other than stupid.

It was thrilling and painful to listen. By the end of the david paulides show the snoron was irritating david to the point he stopped answering snorons stupid dribble. Long awkward pauses from david had the snoron shoe shine boy nervously trying to feel comfortable asking stupid questions that simply blew the magic off the show.

Will someone please fire that shoe shine boy.

[ziznak]

I agree. A good show because Graham knows how to handle Norry's inane questions. He talked to him like one would talk to a child, when he did allow Norry to speculate or ask a stupid question. He also knows to keep talking and not let Norry get his questions in, as much. Those not prepared for Norry, and assume, like a normal tv or radio show, that they will get questioned about their material with pertinent questions fail. Though this can be funny with serious scientists or journalist guests because they get so confused and you can hear them texting their agent: "WTF did you get me into? Why did I have to stay up this late to talk with this idiot? etc."

now there's a good idea for some jorch noory memes right there... "that moment you realize jorch is an idiot"
they would feature pics of his common guest making confused faces.

[ziznak]

Last night the snoron shoe shine boy clown act had david paulides on with even more missing people. I swear the snoron is an NSA computer program pre-recorded shitting out stupid questions.

The snoron ask david the same question he asked david the last time david was on the clown act show. David, what percent of people are found alive. WTF, doesn't this clown know anything other than stupid.

It was thrilling and painful to listen. By the end of the david paulides show the snoron was irritating david to the point he stopped answering snorons stupid dribble. Long awkward pauses from david had the snoron shoe shine boy nervously trying to feel comfortable asking stupid questions that simply blew the magic off the show.

Will someone please fire that shoe shine boy.

how many times did jorchy talk about portals?

[Nebraska888]

Yep the best thing about his "Conversations with Linda" is they're mainly conversations she has with other people.

Yep!   

[Nebraska888]

Last night the snoron shoe shine boy clown act had david paulides on with even more missing people. I swear the snoron is an NSA computer program pre-recorded shitting out stupid questions.

The snoron ask david the same question he asked david the last time david was on the clown act show. David, what percent of people are found alive. WTF, doesn't this clown know anything other than stupid.

It was thrilling and painful to listen. By the end of the david paulides show the snoron was irritating david to the point he stopped answering snorons stupid dribble. Long awkward pauses from david had the snoron shoe shine boy nervously trying to feel comfortable asking stupid questions that simply blew the magic off the show.

Will someone please fire that shoe shine boy.

You have described PERFECTLY what happened last night!  I was listening to Art and switched over to listen to Paulides.  I mentally compared Knapp's interview with Noory's.......Knapp KNOWS how to keep the "creepy" factor intact.....Noory would not shut the hell up and, as usual, ruined everything.

I am thinking the Chicago airport has a couple of shoe shine chair positions available?

[underthebed]

All i want to say here is:

Eff Noory

[Just Me]

Knapp definitely knows how to treat the audience with riveting guest interviews. He ask questions that people want answers to instead of shoe shine boy bullshit out the ass small thinking repeat double talk as if the shits front line questions. This snoron is sickening and needs to let some new host have the reigns cause he is fucking a joke.

Art better have Paulides back on so we can listen without some shoe shine clown busting up the show with ignorant out burst.

Jesus H Christ snoron was an idiot last night and he repeated portals to many times for me to count.

[CornyCrow]

I might listen saturday to hear Travis Walton. Also LMH is back on Thursday and I like how norry just lets her talk.

Yes.  That is the strategy she SHOULD use with Dave, but not with Art. 

[CornyCrow]

Last night the snoron shoe shine boy clown act had david paulides on with even more missing people. I swear the snoron is an NSA computer program pre-recorded shitting out stupid questions.

The snoron ask david the same question he asked david the last time david was on the clown act show. David, what percent of people are found alive. WTF, doesn't this clown know anything other than stupid.

It was thrilling and painful to listen. By the end of the david paulides show the snoron was irritating david to the point he stopped answering snorons stupid dribble. Long awkward pauses from david had the snoron shoe shine boy nervously trying to feel comfortable asking stupid questions that simply blew the magic off the show.

Will someone please fire that shoe shine boy.

I sometimes wonder if SnoreOn is a Time Traveler and has a list of index cards, per guest, of questions that Art has asked that guest.   

[wr250]

I sometimes wonder if SnoreOn is a Time Traveler and has a list of index cards, per guest, of questions that Art has asked that guest.

he has a stack of 3x5's he shuffles and tommy draws random ones for the nights questions.

[CornyCrow]

he has a stack of 3x5's he shuffles and tommy draws random ones for the nights questions.

I don't know, it seems to me that he is trying to copy Art.

I'm wondering if I should call him 'Junior' from now on?