George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

Listened to Dave recently.  For two minutes.  This is an update.  He sucks.  Still. 

thankyewww for your service!

[ItsOver]

After having enough of poor haunted Debbie dragging Art down with terminal dullness last night, I switched on C2C and listened to Seth Shostak and GN rebuke the rush to the KIC star-alien megastructure story by un-named folk. Noory is working the "I'm the sensible host on this story" angle.  Like C2C listeners are interested in sensible!

Jorch won't get interested in the story unless they discover it involves a big, mean alien baby.

[Nebraska888]

Makes sense, he had to get over Linda being on with Art last night.

So true!  And......what a great program that was!  Art actually INTERACTS with LMH.

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch, ready for a night on the town, with his mean baby.

George:  "There are haters out there who aren't happy with anytheeng.  Yuh jush can't please 'um, they don't like anytheeng, notheen, notheen..."

[ItsOver]

George:  "There are haters out there who aren't happy with anytheeng.  Yuh jush can't please thum, they don't like anytheeng, notheen, notheen..."

"Thuh haterz don't like notheen!" 

[Morgus]

Longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (the amateur atheist astronomer) called in again to Noory last night to ask long  complicated questions to guest Seth Shostack from SETI.
Odd that Bill hasn't called into Art's or Hoagland's show yet, he apparently is staying with Noory only...

[albrecht]

Longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (the amateur atheist astronomer) called in again to Noory last night to ask long  complicated questions to guest Seth Shostack from SETI.
Odd that Bill hasn't called into Art's or Hoagland's show yet, he apparently is staying with Noory only...

Did Norry try to sell him on the paranormaldate deal? I seem to recall on Bill the AAA youtube account he was looking for love.
-GNS

[VtaGeezer]

Longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (the amateur atheist astronomer) called in again to Noory last night to ask long  complicated questions to guest Seth Shostack from SETI.
Odd that Bill hasn't called into Art's or Hoagland's show yet, he apparently is staying with Noory only...

He'll call Art as soon as Art gives him the number for the fawning insiders direct line.

[CornyCrow]

So true!  And......what a great program that was!  Art actually INTERACTS with LMH.

The shows in which Linda allows Art to interrupt and actually converse with her are WAY more interesting.  Last night she took advantage of every opportunity to just run on and on in that droning voice of hers.  She really should learn some manners. 

I know she HAS to do this with George because he'll lead her off track with an inane comment, but Art does not do that.  He brings out the best in guests usually.  At the end he started saying these aliens just seem too clueless to think they'll get an important message out by the means they choose.  I think, in part, he was getting exasperated by her overriding his attempts to break in.  Linda needs a good thump on the head every now and again.

[PB the Deplorable]

Longtime caller Bill from West Hartford, Conn (the amateur atheist astronomer) called in again to Noory last night to ask long  complicated questions to guest Seth Shostack from SETI.
Odd that Bill hasn't called into Art's or Hoagland's show yet, he apparently is staying with Noory only...

Maybe he's one of Noory's paid callurs

[Robert]

Magnificent multiple vehicle wreck in the 'Comedy Monologue" aka 'Here's What's Happaneen' last night. He ran the story about the joint study between The Bronx Zoo and Edinburgh University which concluded - surprise, surprise! - that cats are self-interested, neurotic predators working out ways to kill us. In the space of this one short item, he managed to pronounce 'Edinburgh' to rhyme with 'Pittsburgh', 'Scottish' as 'Scottich', 'characteristics' as something like 'characterississ' and 'neurotic' as 'erotic'.
Once again, the image of Mr Magoo behind the wheel, oblivious to the carnage he leaves behind him, comes to mind.

That's what I miss when listening to Art Bell: the Nooryisms.  I have to come here to learn of his pronunciations, his wacky lines of questioning, etc.

[Inglorious Bitch]

"Thuh haterz don't like notheen!" 

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From January 30th's show:
"A lot of negativity out there. Most of them are in little chat rooms, cause they all closet together, cause they have nothing else to do. They have no life, just to be evil, and hate...it's one of the downsides of social media. It's so great, it's convenient, it helps you but man when those crazy people get together, that hate, there's nothing they like...nothing. Those are the people you don't even want to associate with in real life, you wonder who they are because they all hide behind phoney names and thinks like that. They don't have the guts to say (he puts on a fake voice), "Hey, this is me. This is where I live." N' stuff like that. But ah... hmm (angrily) Hey Tommy I need my screen! Please."

[AppealPlay]

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From January 30th's show:
"A lot of negativity out there. Most of them are in little chat rooms, cause they all closet together, cause they have nothing else to do. They have no life, just to be evil, and hate...it's one of the downsides of social media. It's so great, it's convenient, it helps you but man when those crazy people get together, that hate, there's nothing they like...nothing. Those are the people you don't even want to associate with in real life, you wonder who they are because they all hide behind phoney names and thinks like that. They don't have the guts to say (he puts on a fake voice), "Hey, this is me. This is where I live." N' stuff like that. But ah... hmm (angrily) Hey Tommy I need my screen! Please."

Dave lost his mind.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dave lost his mind.

Can't lose what you never had! bah-dum-tish!

[ItsOver]

Time to get my roasted rat snacks ready to listen to Art.  "Rats!  They're not just for dinner."

[PB the Deplorable]

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From January 30th's show:
"A lot of negativity out there. Most of them are in little chat rooms, cause they all closet together, cause they have nothing else to do. They have no life, just to be evil, and hate...it's one of the downsides of social media. It's so great, it's convenient, it helps you but man when those crazy people get together, that hate, there's nothing they like...nothing. Those are the people you don't even want to associate with in real life, you wonder who they are because they all hide behind phoney names and thinks like that. They don't have the guts to say (he puts on a fake voice), "Hey, this is me. This is where I live." N' stuff like that. But ah... hmm (angrily) Hey Tommy I need my screen! Please."

I've greatly enjoyed these periodic shout outs from the Snorge, it's not true when he says there's nutheen we like..

[NowhereInTime]

Snoory has just asked John Fogerty about supplements. 
I haven't listened to this asshat for months,  and I find out he has Fogerty on so I tune in. What a Shitty interview. Mistimed laughter,  simpleton questions,  shameless name dropping,  awkward pauses. Apparently show prep today was figuring out how to interject himself into the conversation. 
He seriously just said "I lost my sister,  she was 56, so I know what you're going through. "
You have an hour (really 40 minutes with the opening segment and bottom hour break) and we hear about George writing books, supplements,  famous people George knows, and his dead sister?
I know this is old news but it never ceases to stagger me how piss poor this man is at his job.
GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Snoory has just asked John Fogerty about supplements. 
I haven't listened to this asshat for months,  and I find out he has Fogerty on so I tune in. What a Shitty interview. Mistimed laughter,  simpleton questions,  shameless name dropping,  awkward pauses. Apparently show prep today was figuring out how to interject himself into the conversation. 
He seriously just said "I lost my sister,  she was 56, so I know what you're going through. "
You have an hour (really 40 minutes with the opening segment and bottom hour break) and we hear about George writing books, supplements,  famous people George knows, and his dead sister?
I know this is old news but it never ceases to stagger me how piss poor this man is at his job.
GNS

John Fogerty is on?  How many times has Hoagland mentioned Billy Gibbons and Nelly?

[sumthinz going on]

George pushed me over the edge with that Krampus interview last week so I had to join...hello fellow haters 'n rat snackers!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George pushed me over the edge with that Krampus interview last week so I had to join...hello fellow haters 'n rat snackers!

Welcome Sumthinz going on.  That was pretty remarkable to the few here who still listen, as well.

[AppealPlay]

Dave got Fogerty on?  That's a good get...pisses me off it's wasted on that dolt Dave.

[sumthinz going on]

Welcome Sumthinz going on.  That was pretty remarkable to the few here who still listen, as well.

Thanks, Georgie! I still like to listen to the nooryisms from time to time if I'm not interested in Art's topic for the night

[popple]

Found this on imgur and thought it was relevant.

Today I learned that my friends Chinese tattoo literally means "Turkey Sandwich"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

 
Thanks, Georgie! I still like to listen to the nooryisms from time to time if I'm not interested in Art's topic for the night

Post often

[popple]

and this...

[Little Hater]

We learned last night that Bill Cooper was 'murdered' in a shootout with sheriff's deputies. GNS

[Dateline]

and this...

This was sent to me in a dream, the future is now.  Norry will be introducing a spin off of pizza rolls and eat many snacks.  The new product line will be "Rat Rolls."  They are prepared just like a pizza roll, but will have a safety device for those who are cooking or microwave impaired.  The "Rat Rolls"  are prepared with the tail left intact.  Imagine if you will a pizza roll with a rat tail hanging out.  The rat tail or safety device are for those who cook their "Rat Rolls"  too long and burn that "little flapper thing".  Rather than letting them go on down to other sensitive portions of the mouth and esophagus, you can retrieve that hot "Rat Roll" by the rat tail and remove from mouth.  The rat tail portion comes with flavoring including honey mustard, hot bar-b-que, and sweet and sour.  Other rat tail flavors are being focus group tested.

How to eat a "Rat Roll" will be aired on a special segment of Beyond Belief, and you can use your ratcu to put it on your big-screen at home. 

[PB the Deplorable]

and this...

From George Noory's Late Night Snacks recipe book?

[Cobra2006]

John Fogerty to George: "You are the greatest living American."

[HedgehogNorman]

Well, I'm booking a cruise for George Noory and his mom to the Bahamas!

Thanks asshole telephone scammers!