George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Noory for once has a good guest tonight on his schedule:
author Graham Hancock, who was Art's first guest for "Midnight in the Desert"

[ItsOver]

Kudos, PB.  That's the best explanation we've had so far.  Two years ago his overlords at PremRat sent a pink slip to the H.R. Dept of C2C, instructing them to fire Dave Noorie.  Now there's a new one on its way telling them to fire Richard Noory.  Like a cockroach, he keeps coming back and they can't figure out why.

That makes sense.  Jorch keeps stealing his own identity.

[albrecht]

Noory for once has a good guest tonight on his schedule:
author Graham Hancock, who was Art's first guest for "Midnight in the Desert"

Richard Noory will screw it up. Actually I would like a host, preferably Art, to ask Hancock about his days as an East Africa corespondent to 'The Economist' in the late 70's and his book "Lords of Poverty." Some interesting events going on there during those days.

[Morgus]

For tomorrow night (Veteran's Day) I predict Noory will do his annual thing of playing all old military service theme songs for nearly a full half hour segment, giving him time to go pick up a turkey sandwich or pizza roll...

[ItsOver]

For tomorrow night (Veteran's Day) I predict Noory will do his annual thing of playing all old military service theme songs for nearly a full half hour segment, giving him time to go pick up a turkey sandwich or pizza roll...

Jorch: "Did I tell yuh I wuz in thuh Navy?"

[Morgus]

With last night's c2c guest (Paul Smith a remote viewer and dowser) Noory of course name-dropped his psychic researcher aunt (Shafica Karagulla) to see if the guest had heard of her.
She must be Noory's only family connection to the paranormal?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

With last night's c2c guest (Paul Smith a remote viewer and dowser) Noory of course name-dropped his psychic researcher aunt (Shafica Karagulla) to see if the guest had heard of her.
She must be Noory's only family connection to the paranormal?

He comes from a family of shoemakers and tailors so it's a pretty safe bet.  Shafica stayed behind and got an education while the rest of the family migrated to America from what I can tell.  Or possibly she's only a distant relative.

[NowhereInTime]

With last night's c2c guest (Paul Smith a remote viewer and dowser) Noory of course name-dropped his psychic researcher aunt (Shafica Karagulla) to see if the guest had heard of her.
She must be Noory's only family connection to the paranormal?

In Lebanon the "Addams Family" is called "The Noory Family".  Jorch's character was renamed Gomez Nighthawk.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Kudos, PB.  That's the best explanation we've had so far.  Two years ago his overlords at PremRat sent a pink slip to the H.R. Dept of C2C, instructing them to fire Dave Noorie.  Now there's a new one on its way telling them to fire Richard Noory.  Like a cockroach, he keeps coming back and they can't figure out why.

He's like that guy in Office Space they could never get rid of, so they sent him to the basement and stopped paying him.

[Ghost Nutter]

I remember when norry had a special  line for time travel..If that wasn't shit radio......

[bateman]

He's like that guy in Office Space they could never get rid of, so they sent him to the basement and stopped paying him.

That wasn't until the consultants caught on.



"Through some glitch in the payroll dept, he still receives a paycheck..."

[chefist]

With last night's c2c guest (Paul Smith a remote viewer and dowser) Noory of course name-dropped his psychic researcher aunt (Shafica Karagulla) to see if the guest had heard of her.
She must be Noory's only family connection to the paranormal?

If I haven't said so before... God bless you all for listening to Richard and reporting back...a completely thankless task...

[ItsOver]

He's like that guy in Office Space they could never get rid of, so they sent him to the basement and stopped paying him.

Richard really is a George.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ha! Richard C. Noorie. Instead of an accutron it's a timex.

Instead of 'producing data' at 19.5, it's always stuck at 11:11.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That wasn't until the consultants caught on.



"Through some glitch in the payroll dept, he still receives a paycheck..."

Haha, I knew I was missing part of the story.  iHeartRadio has pretty bad accountants not to notice that $500 000 per year deficit they keep incurring.

[lonevoice]

Jorch: "Did I tell yuh I wuz in thuh Navy?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/11/09/skeptics-continue-to-doubt-militarys-explanation-of-mystery-light-over-la/

Considering that piece of junk was published by CBS, it's a pretty sad statement on where media standards have gone.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Richard really is a George.

Richard, George, Dick, Dave.  I just don't know who anyone is talking about anymore.

[Rico999]

Jorch: "Did I tell yuh I wuz in thuh Navy?"

Dave, a reserve PIO (public information officer), would have been the very last guy they'd let on the bridge of a destroyer.  Or anywhere near a real ship for that matter.  When he joined the Navy, they were literally taking anyone because so many officers and enlisted people from the Vietnam era and gotten the hell out...

[ItsOver]

Dave, a reserve PIO (public information officer), would have been the very last guy they'd let on the bridge of a destroyer.  Or anywhere near a real ship for that matter.  When he joined the Navy, they were literally taking anyone because so many officers and enlisted people from the Vietnam era and gotten the hell out...

[chefist]

Is that true?...when did Dave/Richard enlist? I say enlist as I cannot imagine him as an officer....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is that true?...when did Dave/Richard enlist? I say enlist as I cannot imagine him as an officer....

He spent 11 years as a Naval Reserve Public Information Officer.  Never made Lt. Commander.  Never stepped on a ship.  Apparently he was recruited on some sort of Presidential initiative to put stripes on career men and didn't attend anything resembling regular basic training.  I'm not completely clear on the whole thing.

[chefist]

He spent 11 years as a Naval reserve Public Information Officer.  Never made Lt. Commander.  Never stepped on a ship.  Apparently he was recruited on some sort of Presidential initiative to put stripes on career men and didn't attend anything resembling regular basic training.  I'm not completely clear on the whole thing.

WTF??? An OFFICER? My Gentle Jesus Christ what the hell?

[ItsOver]

He spent 11 years as a Naval Reserve Public Information Officer.  Never made Lt. Commander.  Never stepped on a ship.  Apparently he was recruited on some sort of Presidential initiative to put stripes on career men and didn't attend anything resembling regular basic training.  I'm not completely clear on the whole thing.

Jorch likes to make it sound like the Prez begged him.  Hahaha.  What a Richard. )

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

WTF??? An OFFICER? My Gentle Jesus Christ what the hell?

Oh, as for timing as I recall he got out shortly before Desert Storm (he said he missed going with the rest of his unit who 'had fun' over there, or something like that).  He must have joined around '79 or '80.

[ItsOver]

WTF??? An OFFICER? My Gentle Jesus Christ what the hell?

The Titanic had already sunk and the White Star Line was defunct so what was sailor Jorch to do?

[albrecht]

The Titanic had already sunk and the White Star Line was defunct so what was sailor Jorch to do?

I'm sure there is a Richard Norry joke here: "porthole" and "portal"

[Inglorious Bitch]

He spent 11 years as a Naval Reserve Public Information Officer. 

An officer and a gentleman, scholar, dickhead.

[ItsOver]

I'm sure there is a Richard Norry joke here: "porthole" and "portal"

"Could it have been an open porthole?"

[PB the Deplorable]

George:  "I love the Beatles, great singers.  If they hadn't made all those songs, songs we all love, would someone else have come along and made them a few years later?"