George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nebraska888]

I was unfortunate to catch some of that.  Then ol' Georgie balled a caller out for asking him why he treated the guest so poorly when he regularly reports on ill-treated children.  George's response:  "But that's real life."

I was very irritated with Noory booting that guest.  His topic was potentially interesting.  Noory....what in the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, that's right.......I just need to read these posts.....never mind.   

[Ocean]

.......the night is slightly uneven....the world is under a spell....thinking the what was once a great thing was now fucked  up...oh damn, screw it....george, freakin end it!!!  You are dragging a dead body and claiming it is still alive...you are claiming talent that is nonexistent....please close the door behind you, and be embarrassed  of what you left behind....back to trolling....

[popple]

Does Gnoory still have his rug addiction?

[akwilly]

Does Gnoory still have his rug addiction?

Don't know about Gnoory but I can't stop munchin carpet.

[ItsOver]

.......the night is slightly uneven....the world is under a spell....thinking the what was once a great thing was now fucked  up...oh damn, screw it....george, freakin end it!!!  You are dragging a dead body and claiming it is still alive...you are claiming talent that is nonexistent....please close the door behind you, and be embarrassed  of what you left behind....back to trolling....

We're talking The Man With No Shame.

[nooryisawesome]

Lol a water hour of ghost to ghost with numbers lady tonight. Glad Arts on!!!

[NoMoreNoory]

Lol a water hour of ghost to ghost with numbers lady tonight. Glad Arts on!!!

And then, as usual, he'll manage only two or three calls in each segment, will cut off all of them and engage in conversation with none of them.

[Sehnzeleid]

[nooryisawesome]

Anyone listen???

[expat]

Anyone listen???

Sort-of. I came away with this pearl of wisdom from the lips of Noory:

"I think death is just a natural process"

WTF else might it be??

[ItsOver]

Sort-of. I came away with this pearl of wisdom from the lips of Noory:

"I think death is just a natural process"

WTF else might it be??

LOL.  And if you're Noory, so is stupidity.

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone listen???

Recorded while listening to Dead Air: haven't listened yet.

[b_dubb]

Why are you people subjecting yourself to The Suck?

[albrecht]

I was unfortunate to catch some of that.  Then ol' Georgie balled a caller out for asking him why he treated the guest so poorly when he regularly reports on ill-treated children.  George's response:  "But that's real life."

That was hilarious. Norry kicks out the guest for laughing about the old Krampus tradition (and threat) of being beaten in sack if they were bad children and then excuses his own fascination with such things to the next caller "that's real life." This from a guy who said "had the opportunity to visit the house where JanBenet Ramsey lived" and "ponder the crime." 

[Who]

We all know that a certain radio host formerly called himself "The Nighthawk."  We decided to look up the bird this certain radio host named himself after to see if there are any similarities.   This is what we found.

A nighthawk is a nocturnal bird of the subfamily Chordeilinae, within the nightjar family, Caprimulgidae. They feed on flying insects and are sometimes referred to as goatsuckers from the mistaken belief that they suck milk from goats (the Latin for goatsucker is Caprimulgus).  Nighthawks usually nest on the ground and have small feet of little use for walking.  Their bills are capable of opening very wide.  They are mostly active in the late evening and early morning. 

The Goatsucker . . . er, Nighthawk can be heard weeknights on a once-popular radio show that is fading fast due to superior alternatives.

[Morgus]

I heard part of Noory's Halloween suckfest last night.
Noory was talking with Tommy about his Halloween plans. He leaves out a big bowl of candy on the front porch even though it disappears fast.
Noory also said he was dressing up as MORGUS and carrying around an alien baby prop...

[ItsOver]

I heard part of Noory's Halloween suckfest last night.
Noory was talking with Tommy about his Halloween plans. He leaves out a big bowl of candy on the front porch even though it disappears fast.
Noory also said he was dressing up as MORGUS and carrying around an alien baby prop...THAT HE'LL BE TORTURING.

Just finishing what Jorch was really thinking.  I'm sure it's a mean alien baby.  It's reassuring to know Jorch will be wandering the streets.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We all know that a certain radio host formerly called himself "The Nighthawk."  We decided to look up the bird this certain radio host named himself after to see if there are any similarities.   This is what we found.

A nighthawk is a nocturnal bird of the subfamily Chordeilinae, within the nightjar family, Caprimulgidae. They feed on flying insects and are sometimes referred to as goatsuckers from the mistaken belief that they suck milk from goats (the Latin for goatsucker is Caprimulgus).  Nighthawks usually nest on the ground and have small feet of little use for walking.  Their bills are capable of opening very wide.  They are mostly active in the late evening and early morning. 

The Goatsucker . . . er, Nighthawk can be heard weeknights on a once-popular radio show that is fading fast due to superior alternatives.

Appropriate, but inexplicably this is the Nighthawk George named himself after:



An aircraft which sucks radar waves and has been decommissioned, unlike Noory.

[ItsOver]

Appropriate, but inexplicably this is the Nighthawk George named himself after:



An aircraft which sucks radar waves and has been decommissioned, unlike Noory.

I guess calling himself "The Aerodrome" would have been too obvious.

[Who]

Appropriate, but inexplicably this is the Nighthawk George named himself after:



An aircraft which sucks radar waves and has been decommissioned, unlike Noory.

If Noory wanted to name himself after an aircraft, I think the C-47 Gooney Bird would have been  appropriate.

[Who]

Here's the Nighthawk in action.  His hosting abilities are on a par with his flying abilities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E

[Dateline]

I heard part of Noory's Halloween suckfest last night.
Noory was talking with Tommy about his Halloween plans. He leaves out a big bowl of candy on the front porch even though it disappears fast.
Noory also said he was dressing up as MORGUS and carrying around an alien baby prop...

I figured he would dress up as Don Juan and slay the vixens.

[Morgus]

[Morgus]

Noory's gets his favorite frozen foods from here:


http://www.nighthawkfoods.com/

[Beelzebubbelah]

We all know that a certain radio host formerly called himself "The Nighthawk."  We decided to look up the bird this certain radio host named himself after to see if there are any similarities.   This is what we found.

A nighthawk is a nocturnal bird of the subfamily Chordeilinae, within the nightjar family, Caprimulgidae. They feed on flying insects and are sometimes referred to as goatsuckers from the mistaken belief that they suck milk from goats (the Latin for goatsucker is Caprimulgus).  Nighthawks usually nest on the ground and have small feet of little use for walking.  Their bills are capable of opening very wide.  They are mostly active in the late evening and early morning. 

The Goatsucker . . . er, Nighthawk can be heard weeknights on a once-popular radio show that is fading fast due to superior alternatives.

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With you still am i.
Noted that,besides latin for 'goat-sucker',also name of an common serpent...
Name in Castillian/spanish/spanglish:"Chupa-Cabrera"?
Funny,no one has compared 'Night-Jar'or 'Night-Bird',nom-de-air of the first female 'disc-yockey'/'announcer'in the '60's,of whom,an actual paean(not:'Peon')was composed and sung to top-40 affect/effect by none other than Mz.Brill Blg.Diva,Carol King!!
Strange associations for the legend of Mr.Norry.
Mebbe,for 'Eve of All-Hallows',he could impersonate this famous d.j.-ette and go in 'drag',singing an karaoke medly of '60's Carol K.'s songs:
'Locomotion','Up on the Roof',"You're So Vain"...from:
"Tapestry"...VIS:Rug-Textile yokes in this thread...
"B_B"

[Morgus]

Tonight Noory hosts his regular first Sunday of the month c2c show with his submerging artists.
YUCK - Noory has to give a trick rather than a treat after Halloween...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Man, yes! And I've been meaning to post it. It was with Raven Gramassi. Dave said most people these days don't believe in God as an old man in the clouds 'as we were taught in cataclysm classes'. No correction, of course.
Caught him also saying that Raven's books on witchcraft are 'all great reads, by the way'. Bare-faced lie.
The same show produced these gems as well:
'In oooollldd Salem, a couple centuries ago, they burned witches to the stake.'
'What do you see up in the horizon?'
'Why does progress always go up?'

I meant to record the Krampus section and forgot. What an idiot. Once again, it proves he does absolutely no preparation. How did he think he could do a piece about Krampus and not talk about violence to children? As the Geico ad might put it:
'If you're Krampus, you tie naughty kids up in a sack and drown them. It's what you do.'
Also why was he doing Krampus at Halloween? That's a Xmas thing.

My first girlfriend used to get Krampus. Jesus I'm glad I broke up with that one. Holy moaning wet-rag hell. Alas! NOW her and her clones dance the Blue Moon Krampus dance. Go figgur.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I heard part of Noory's Halloween suckfest last night.
Noory was talking with Tommy about his Halloween plans. He leaves out a big bowl of candy on the front porch even though it disappears fast.
Noory also said he was dressing up as MORGUS and carrying around an alien baby prop...

Lissineen to George is like haveen food poisoneen while getteen punched in the gut and lissineen to the whole thing via a stethoscope crammed up your ass. The recordeens, of coursh, may later be studied and submitted to Art as genuine EVP recordeens.

[ItsOver]

Tonight Noory hosts his regular first Sunday of the month c2c show with his submerging artists.
YUCK - Noory has to give a trick rather than a treat after Halloween...

Jorch has to punish everyone for enjoying Halloween and Art's "Dead Air."  We're all mean babies.

[Nebraska888]

Jorch has to punish everyone for enjoying Halloween and Art's "Dead Air."  We're all mean babies.