George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

Did he recently say he had the "opportunity" to cruise by the Jonbenet Ramsey house and "ponder the crime"? 

Indeed he did. There was a good caller last night who laid into Norry. Said he was speaking blasphemy and not adhering to the Bible properly. Older lady who went on an anti-Norry rant and wouldn't stop when Norry tried to speak over her. Finally Norry dumped and went talking about how she was of the devil, evil, etc.

[SciFiAuthor]

I tried to listen to a Dave show with a guest I was interested in yesterday and man. It could barely be called an interview. I guess I'm so spoiled with Art and Hoagland now that I just can't listen to C2C at all anymore.

[ItsOver]

I tried to listen to a Dave show with a guest I was interested in yesterday and man. It could barely be called an interview. I guess I'm so spoiled with Art and Hoagland now that I just can't listen to C2C at all anymore.

SciFi!  Heretic!  How could you commit this vile act, against the Hoagie Cult of Personality?  The punishment is grave. You shall have to listen to The One Who Cannot Communicate one more time!

[albrecht]

I tried to listen to a Dave show with a guest I was interested in yesterday and man. It could barely be called an interview. I guess I'm so spoiled with Art and Hoagland now that I just can't listen to C2C at all anymore.

Very true. Listening to Norry after Art, RCH, Bateman is like watching a Pop Warner football league, in which you don't have a kid playing, after watching an NFL game. I use Norry recording when I'm doing something else- like mowing the lawn, working in garage with the air compressor kicking on, or using chainsaws. Basically just background noise. And for the comedy sometimes of his mispronunciations, inbred callers, etc.

[ItsOver]

Indeed he did. There was a good caller last night who laid into Norry. Said he was speaking blasphemy and not adhering to the Bible properly. Older lady who went on an anti-Norry rant and wouldn't stop when Norry tried to speak over her. Finally Norry dumped and went talking about how she was of the devil, evil, etc.

Just another "Hater."  Right, Jorch?

[ziznak]

Very true. Listening to Norry after Art, RCH, Bateman is like watching a Pop Warner football league, in which you don't have a kid playing, after watching an NFL game. I use Norry recording when I'm doing something else- like mowing the lawn, working in garage with the air compressor kicking on, or using chainsaws. Basically just background noise. And for the comedy sometimes of his mispronunciations, inbred callers, etc.

I always listen to Noory when I'm using chainsaws!! haha... but he can be fun background when your doing something else i second that.  What I like about Noory, (stay with me on this one) is that he's great background noise that will contain some sort of unexpected punchline when you least expect it. 

Chainsaw goes off just in time for you to hear jorch say "Febrewwarrry" and you shit yourself laughing.

[ItsOver]

Chainsaws and Jorch wouldn't mix well for me.  I'd hear Jorch with my ear buds and have a "WTF moment" and I'd be an instant amputee.  Whoops.  I just gave Jorch a hard-on.

[trostol]

i had to check several times to make sure it wasnt the Onion lol

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-noory-presidential-contender_560c416fe4b0af3706df38cb

[SciFiAuthor]

SciFi!  Heretic!  How could you commit this vile act, against the Hoagie Cult of Personality?  The punishment is grave. You shall have to listen to The One Who Cannot Communicate one more time!

I'll make the best of it and atone by listening to him interview Hoagland.

[trostol]

I tried to listen to a Dave show with a guest I was interested in yesterday and man. It could barely be called an interview. I guess I'm so spoiled with Art and Hoagland now that I just can't listen to C2C at all anymore.

i have not tuned in since Art returned

Art and Richard have dented my ability to play games and try and work on this book pile i have lol

[SciFiAuthor]

Very true. Listening to Norry after Art, RCH, Bateman is like watching a Pop Warner football league, in which you don't have a kid playing, after watching an NFL game. I use Norry recording when I'm doing something else- like mowing the lawn, working in garage with the air compressor kicking on, or using chainsaws. Basically just background noise. And for the comedy sometimes of his mispronunciations, inbred callers, etc.

That's a good analogy. I had actually quit listening regularly after the Oates thing. Every time I've gone back now, it's basically either an infomercial-like experience or just an outright lackluster interview. I especially like to compare it to Hoagland, in their rotating weekend host thing they completely missed the most talented person there other than maybe Knapp, but even then I think Hoagland's just as good.

[PaulAtreides]

Indeed he did. There was a good caller last night who laid into Norry. Said he was speaking blasphemy and not adhering to the Bible properly. Older lady who went on an anti-Norry rant and wouldn't stop when Norry tried to speak over her. Finally Norry dumped and went talking about how she was of the devil, evil, etc.

That was Lucy Pringle.  She's the sister of Edna Pringle who is/was JCs main squeeze.  BTW, JC has gone awol from the CLAMP compound and Edna has been servicing drivers at truck stops.  Last spotted on I-70 working the Kansas City - St. Louis route.

[wr250]

tonights exiting c2c is :
medical mistakes

DNS

[bateman]

tonights exiting c2c is :
medical mistakes

DNS

"So what's the worst mistake you've seen? Ever amputate a child's leg or something by accident? And tell me how everyone reacted after."

[GravitySucks]

"So what's the worst mistake you've seen? Ever amputate a child's leg or something by accident? And tell me how everyone reacted after."

Failed abortion in Detroit circa 1950.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Failed abortion in Detroit circa 1950.

I hear the fetus was oxygen starved for nearly 30 minutes.

[brujo]

Here's what Snorge said about being POTUS.(from the Huff. Post)

"My first responsibility is to my audience and my show. But who knows? I'll put a studio in the White House and do 'Coast to Coast' from there!"

[akwilly]

Any idiot has to know that you can't get elected president if you have a mustache

[albrecht]

Any idiot has to know that you can't get elected president if you have a mustache

But you can seize power! (or get elected in certain parts of the world. In fact a stache is almost a requirement in some countries.)

[akwilly]

But you can seize power! (or get elected in certain parts of the world. In fact a stache is almost a requirement in some countries.)

Any country that has how do you say it "people with a hint of a tan"?

[albrecht]

Any country that has how do you say it "people with a hint of a tan"?

It is odd, but you are correct! It isn't a religious or creed thing but there seems to be, at least these days, a "complexion" that seems to desire a mustachioed leader; whether in the southern Americas or Middle East. Strange.

[Dateline]

Uterine cancer and paranormaldate.com. is on Coast tonight.   My radio is on life support and I am not going to give it CPR.

This topic is relevant, but not on this show.  It would work on the third hour of the Today show.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Did he recently say he had the "opportunity" to cruise by the Jonbenet Ramsey house and "ponder the crime"? 

Well, Bateman, George Noory is a fucking sociopathetic cretin with shoe polish hair. WTF. Any questions?

[Gumby, Dammit]

Here's what Snorge said about being POTUS.(from the Huff. Post)

"My first responsibility is to my audience and my show. But who knows? I'll put a studio in the White House and do 'Coast to Coast' from there!"

Of coursh! Hoo Knaowz???

[pate]

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Chainsaws and Jorch wouldn't mix well for me.  I'd

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... hate to hear him hurt himself?

DOH~~!

[WOTR]

He sucks... Man, does he suck.

I jumped in a truck tonight and Coast was on.  First word that I heard was "cancer" and I knew that the sultan of suck was going to upset me.  What a vile, rotten, useless piece of garbage (you decide if I am referring to the show or the host.)

I lasted around 5 minutes before tearing the radio out of the dash, tossing it out the window and driving over it repeatedly.

[ItsOver]

But you can seize power! (or get elected in certain parts of the world. In fact a stache is almost a requirement in some countries.)

Wasn't Jorch already in power, somewhere in the Middle East?  Oh, wait.  They hung that guy.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Wasn't Jorch already in power, somewhere in the Middle East?  Oh, wait.  They hung that guy.

Maybe we could send George there as Sadam, saying we never really killed Sadam (it was all an illuminati conspiracy) and here he is.
I'm calling it operation "Moron Over Parador"

[ItsOver]

Maybe we could send George there as Sadam, saying we never really killed Sadam (it was all an illuminati conspiracy) and here he is.
I'm calling it operation "Moron Over Parador"

Now we're thinking.  Jorch should be able to finish off Iraq, heck, ISIS, and the entire Middle East with no problem.  He'll have them on their knees in no time, begging for mercy.  All he'll have to do is open his mouth.  It will be the Noory of all battles.

[albrecht]

Maybe we could send George there as Sadam, saying we never really killed Sadam (it was all an illuminati conspiracy) and here he is.
I'm calling it operation "Moron Over Parador"

Somehow I just go an image in my mind of Norry and Tommy at some deli in Hollywood, since the Circle K was out of pre-made turkey sammiches, seeing Richard Dreyfus, now disparately trying to eat his sandwich/flee, and haranguing him about a remake of that hilarious movie; this time starring Norry with some online tie-in with a paranormal date site.