George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[castimout]

Speaking of his military service, wouldn't it be fun to hear all his statements, remarks, (lies?) vetted like Ben Carsen's are today?  That would take all the time left til the elections. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Norry hacked and coughed last night, on air, also because he was cleaning out "the cave" in St. Louis. Apparently they have to do their own cleaning; iHate budget doesn't include cleaning-staff for facilities?

The cave is Noory's basement in his St Louis home.

[Inglorious Bitch]

With last night's c2c guest (Paul Smith a remote viewer and dowser) Noory of course name-dropped his psychic researcher aunt (Shafica Karagulla) to see if the guest had heard of her.
She must be Noory's only family connection to the paranormal?

She is a distant cousin, but "truth teller" Noory likes to refer to her as his "aunt".

[ItsOver]

The cave is Noory's basement in his St Louis home.

Jorch's basement probably makes Buffalo Bill's look like Disneyland.

[wr250]

Jorch's basement probably makes Buffalo Bill's look like Disneyland.

he probably has a gimp too.

[Uncle Duke]

I wish he (and Art) would get a qualified aircraft mishap investigator on air to discuss crashes, as opposed to shills like Sanders and Cashill. 

[bateman]

I wish he (and Art) would get a qualified aircraft mishap investigator on air to discuss crashes, as opposed to shills like Sanders and Cashill. 

Is that an official title: mishap investigator? 

[Eddie Coyle]

In Lebanon the "Addams Family" is called "The Noory Family".  Jorch's character was renamed Gomez

      Try the veal, don't forget to tip your waiters!

      Ironic you'd mention Gomez because you're the Patty Duke of Bellgab.  Nowhere in Life's identical cousin is Ben Shockley. Check out "Ben's" posts. He has ONE in 6 months and wow, it's about Quick Karl's denouement here. Isn't that peculiar. "Ben" emerges from a slumber to comment on that? And for further proof just compare prose/argument style/targets of opprobrium...

       

[Uncle Duke]

Is that an official title: mishap investigator? 

It is in the DoD, although the professional organization is ( or was) the "International Association of Air Safety Investigators".  A somewhat glum group.

[Dateline]

Richard Norry.  What that implies is that he does not matter and they do not care.  Karmic.

[albrecht]

So did Richard Noory mention the news article last night?

[Nebraska888]

George:  "I love the Beatles, great singers.  If they hadn't made all those songs, songs we all love, would someone else have come along and made them a few years later?"

No.....he didn't really say that, did he?   

[VtaGeezer]

It is in the DoD, although the professional organization is ( or was) the "International Association of Air Safety Investigators".  A somewhat glum group.

David Soucie was on C2C once when ML370 was a hot story, but I'm guessing Noory's "Could aliens have taken it?" or "Could it have entered a portal?" made him fire his booking agent the following morning. 

[PB the Deplorable]

No.....he didn't really say that, did he?   

No, j/k, it sound like him though

[ItsOver]

It was actually Dave Noorie who said it.  Not George.  Richard isn't sure about it, though.

[Dateline]

Has there been a multiple personality diagnosis?  I have heard, he says it on air, he is a Gemini, but Dave. .. .Richard. . ..George is hitting the trifecta.

[ItsOver]

Has there been a multiple personality diagnosis?  I have heard, he says it on air, he is a Gemini, but Dave. .. .Richard. . ..George is hitting the trifecta.

I don't know about that but Goatse has put George, Dave, and Richard on the prayer list.  Pray for The Three Stooges of Jorch.

[BellBoy]

I don't know about that but Goatse has put George, Dave, and Richard on the prayer list.  Pray for The Three Stooges of Jorch.

Thanks for the inspiration!

[ItsOver]

Thanks for the inspiration!

You're quite welcome.  Very good!  I would like to thank George, Dave, and Richard.  Without them, this hilarity would not have been possible.

[albrecht]

You're quite welcome.  Very good!  I would like to thank George, Dave, and Richard.  Without them, this hilarity would not have been possible.

Somebody needs to add Dexter Monterrey in there. Like that 4th Stooge they added in sometimes but could never really join.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

The cave is Noory's basement in his St Louis home.

Speaking of Dave's dungeon, what's become of his Hawaiian hideaway?  Did Richard steal it?

[Uncle Duke]

David Soucie was on C2C once when ML370 was a hot story, but I'm guessing Noory's "Could aliens have taken it?" or "Could it have entered a portal?" made him fire his booking agent the following morning.

If I knew that, I'd forgotten he was a guest.  Soucie is quite good, although from what I remember reading about him his background was more inspector/QA/process and safety management type than investigator.  Still he's a bright guy, I've read excerpts from a couple of his books and have been impressed with his measured responses to idiotic questions when interviewed on TV.  If George didn't scare him off from late night talk shows, he'd be a great guest for Art or Bateman.

[Dateline]

Thanks for the inspiration!

This aint no April Fool's.  That reminds me of the three headed person he had on the show back in April.  Individually as a three-headed being or standing alone as three separate identities, that's incredibblle.

Also, "Three Dumb Clucks", gotta keep this G-rated because friends may read.   

[Dateline]

Also, that is why he has so many accounts on BellGab. . . .Richard, George, Dave, and Dexter. .

[Morgus]

Somebody needs to add Dexter Monterrey in there. Like that 4th Stooge they added in sometimes but could never really join.
-GNS

He could be the "Shemp" 

[Morgus]

Noory started early with his Veteran's Day traditions.
He played the Marine's theme song with a band playing at the end of the show  last night (cutting guest Graham Hancock off early) and I expect he will play all of the armed services songs tonight taking almost a full half hour segment giving him time to to pickup a turkey sandwich or pizza roll snack...

[Juan Cena]

Jorch's basement probably makes Buffalo Bill's look like Disneyland.

Do you really think Dave is smart enough to lure women into his van?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory started early with his Veteran's Day traditions.
He played the Marine's theme song with a band playing at the end of the show  last night (cutting guest Graham Hancock off early) and I expect he will play all of the armed services songs tonight taking almost a full half hour segment giving him time to to pickup a turkey sandwich or pizza roll snack...

He's already told us that the Christmas show will feature Lionel Fanthorpe's retelling of whatever Chirstmas story it is they have on tape. 

"So get ready for that."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This aint no April Fool's.  That reminds me of the three headed person he had on the show back in April.  Individually as a three-headed being or standing alone as three separate identities, that's incredibblle.

Also, "Three Dumb Clucks", gotta keep this G-rated because friends may read.

In that case, Bellboy forgot to include the black George Noory and the female Georgette Noory.

[ItsOver]

Do you really think Dave is smart enough to lure women into his van?

Dave likes to use his charm.