George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Maybe Tommie was busy with a case of Twinkies and hit the wrong button.

[albrecht]

Richard Norry seemed a bit disappointed that the abandoned child found at a Nativity scene lived but I'm sure he is hoping the abandonment will result in the baby becoming "mean."
DNS

[sumthinz going on]

Tonight Cornelius from Louisiana thanked George for "letting him back on" in a contrite sounding manner, what drama did I miss out on?

Thanks to all who replied, both funny and serious alike...for whatever reason George was indeed miffed with the caller formerly known as Corny. 

[Just Me]

'In Wisconsin, there have been many reports of a man dressed up in a clown.....'

They caught the little bastard. It was some kid dressed in a snoron shoe shine boy clown outfit and his mom was on the tv supporting her kids obsession to dress like a radio star clown and stand on street corners. People are afraid and one woman was on the tube saying she was scared.

[NoMoreNoory]

Dick welcomed everyone to his 'pre-Halloween show'.

[Dateline]

Dick welcomed everyone to his 'pre-Halloween show'.

That is a scary comment.

[Ciardelo]

Dick welcomed everyone to his 'pre-Halloween show'.

Further proving he is "coasting."

[Never2Late]

"I'm a macho guy."
-George Noory

tonight, out loud, to a guest. 

[wr250]

today a turkey feast. then turkee sammiches for the next few weeks.

[ItsOver]

"I'm a macho guy."
-George Noory

tonight, out loud, to a guest.

Yeah, Jorch.  We know you're "a fighter,too, always have been."  You look particularly threatening with your ass-hat on.

[wr250]

Yeah, Jorch.  We know you're "a fighter,too, always have been."  You look particularly threatening with your ass-hat on.

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[expat]

Human consciousness frequencies... ET frequencies... Earth frequencies... God save us, I haven't heard that much bullshit since I last listened to Mike Bara.

[ItsOver]

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Hehehe.  Zero Jorch.

[Dateline]

"I'm a macho guy."
-George Noory

tonight, out loud, to a guest.

Nah, edited for clarity "I'm a moocho guy."

[Gumby, Dammit]

Tough guy Jorch and his pussy posse.

[4th Mesa]

Tough guy Jorch and his pussy posse.

This is either:

****George's profile pic for Paranormal Dating
****Who's next for the Charlie Sheen experience?
****The latest line-up for the Allman Brothers

[ItsOver]

Tough guy Jorch and his pussy posse.

What the?  Is Jorch pimping himself out to On Star now?  "You drove your car into the river and yew can't get out?  That reminds me of when I drove my car to get a turkey samwich but ended up with a pizza roll.  Let me tell yew that story...."

[ACE of CLUBS]

"I'm a macho guy."
-George Noory

tonight, out loud, to a guest.

George covering The Village People's ...... Macho Man
A little 'song 'n dance number for the adoring hordes of 'blue hairs' .....

[NoMoreNoory]

Dick kicks off his Thanksgiving jamboree by thanking everyone from Lisa Lyon to Jimmy Church. 'Thanks for keeping us doing....g-going....just doing what you're doing'.
A little extra wine with the show prep dinner tonight, perhaps.
He followed by pronouncing Russian Prime Minister Medvedev as 'Muhdevdev'.

[SnapT]

He just slammed Art, and completely debunked the alien megastructures as a fleet of comets.

[akwilly]

He just slammed Art, and completely debunked the alien megastructures as a fleet of comets.

Damn wish Id'a heard that.

[Ciardelo]

He just slammed Art, and completely debunked the alien megastructures as a fleet of comets.

A fleet? :::perk::: a fleet with pilots and shit?

[pate]

Jorch yew arr absholutely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygs-4GfqPcM

Looking at yew!

[Morgus]

He just slammed Art, and completely debunked the alien megastructures as a fleet of comets.

Yep I heard that in the first half hour of c2c tonight.
Noory didn't mention Art by name, but did say "some other radio hosts have been crowing about the megastructures being built by aliens" but Noory said "we however never believed that" and reports on news stories from scientists that came up with other unproven theories like the comets. But Noory acted like that was proof or something while it was just more conjecture...

[nooryisawesome]

Tough guy Jorch and his pussy posse.

That is a horrid looking group.

Secret door show again. I cant believe some people still tune into this shit.

[Rico999]

Yep I heard that in the first half hour of c2c tonight.
Noory didn't mention Art by name, but did say "some other radio hosts have been crowing about the megastructures being built by aliens" but Noory said "we however never believed that" and reports on news stories from scientists that came up with other unproven theories like the comets. But Noory acted like that was proof or something while it was just more conjecture...

Heard that one in the "news" segment.  Noory got a little snarky, didn't he?  He's very insecure when it comes to Art Bell -- even though he thinks he's a prince, he knows that Art's way, way above him as a talk show host and because George needs to be right he can't handle it.   It's why he brings on guests who echo his belief system.   

[Rico999]

It's simply astonishing how bad he is.  Nearly anyone pulled off the street could do better with a small amount of coaching.

Think about all the ex-ballplayers on TV and radio sports broadcasts.  Most of them aren't great, but after just a few games they are way above George Noory. 

How can the people working for Coast stand it, it's so awful?  I wish one of them would post here to explain how they can even go into the office 5 day s a week

I'm sure that the staff often have a big laff at him behind his back or have their favorite "Nooryism" or story about something really lame he did on or off the air.  He's a complete stumblebum -- and yet he's the boss. 

I haven't listened hardly at all since Art came back and after listening to a real master like Art -- and then on rare occasions, tuning into the "news" with Noory -- it's ridiculous how big the gap is between the two.   I shut him off after the news, it's all I can really stand to listen to of that fool any longer (and then only for a laugh -- I'm never disappointed.)

I'm kind of surprised that with Art around people still listen on any kind of regular basis.

[ItsOver]

Yep I heard that in the first half hour of c2c tonight.
Noory didn't mention Art by name, but did say "some other radio hosts have been crowing about the megastructures being built by aliens" but Noory said "we however never believed that" and reports on news stories from scientists that came up with other unproven theories like the comets. But Noory acted like that was proof or something while it was just more conjecture...

Pretty rich, coming from someone who loves The Numbers Lady and Springheel Jack.

[Zetaspeak]

Pretty big Noorism happened last night during secret door. Jorch likes to guess who the secret voice is and after third guests he got two of them correct.

Noory kept saying he was "two for one" in his guesses, which of course it's an inaccurate way of saying it. Technically he was either "two for three" or "two AND one" but "two for one" like he kept saying is incorrect. It's a small thing but it was so noticeable to my ears when he kept saying that.

BTW I am actually a fan of the secret door concept once in a while. Any time Howard Bloom is one, it's a good thing.

[Route 66]

Noory, asking a secret door guest: "are you adulterating your voice?"

Reply :  "Yeah, it IS the secret door, right?"  He really is unbeeleevable....