George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Who is George Noory?

Name the biggest doofus on radio.

[Dateline]

Jeopardy Host:  (The Jeopardy card is raised and it is.....DOUBLE JEOPARDY FOR $1,000.)  Lights flash, Ding, Ding Ding

Player:   What is a snorry? 

Jeopardy Host:  That's the correct answer, also known as snorron, Richard Norry, Dave Norry, Dexter Monterey and you name it!
You are now in the lead in front of our other players, Leo Ashcraft at 0 and Senda Falkie at -$1,000.00.

Jeopardy Host:  Going on to the next question?  What radio host exclaims "Wanna Take A Ride" and is known as the Master?  This is Jeopardy for $600.00

Senda Falkie Player:  What is a Hoagland?

Jeopardy Host:  Wrong!  You are now at -$1,600.00 and counting.

Leo Ashcraft is silent. . . .

Player:  Who is Art Bell?

Jeopardy Host:  You have the correct answer and we are going into the final round with Player at $1,600.00;Leo Ashcraft at 0; and Senda Falkie at------ $1, 600.00.  Stay tuned after this commercial break.  (The Squatty Potty is advertised).

[Izintit?]

Does anyone else find it odd there hasn't been a draft George Noory for President movement, again this time around?  We know he's too modest to throw his hat in the ring himself, but would be open to a grassroots groundswell of support.

I`d  consider voting for George "I`m a nacho guy" Noory if he threw his wig into the ring.

[ADG12311990]

"32 times, you say?"

[PB the Deplorable]

I`d  consider voting for George "I`m a nacho guy" Noory if he threw his wig into the ring.

He'd be great,  There is no 'I' in George Noory.

[Izintit?]

He'd be great,  There is no 'I' in George Noory.

Heh,heh.  Of course it took him until the fifth grade to learn that.

[ItsOver]

He'd be great,  There is no 'I' in George Noory.

Yes, but there is a little "i" in Richard Noory and Dave Noorie.  There are no coincidences.

[21st Century Man]

I`d  consider voting for George "I`m a nacho guy" Noory if he threw his wig into the ring.

I may consider voting for him if he burns his throat with another pizza roll.

[21st Century Man]

Well since I don't do pot shows, I may listen to Quayle ramble for three hours.  Oh I forgot, I'll be sound asleep as I've been up since early last night.  Darn.

[zeebo]

Who's on Coast?

What is Coast?

[Juan]

Is George still on the air?  I haven't listened in a good year and a half.

[bateman]

Is George still on the air?  I haven't listened in a good year and a half.

I vividly remember the last time I listened - has to be a good 2 years ago now. In the car with my ex who listened, stunned, and said "this can't be real..."

[albrecht]

I vividly remember the last time I listened - has to be a good 2 years ago now. In the car with my ex who listened, stunned, and said "this can't be real..."

If it was, and I doubt, a bad breakup by her you should anonymously sign her up for paranormaldate, and a C2C insider, membership and a Christmas Coast-Style CD just for fun. Just 12 cents a day (or something) and well worth the stalking charge and court appearance.

[zeebo]

I vividly remember the last time I listened - has to be a good 2 years ago now. In the car with my ex who listened, stunned, and said "this can't be real..."

About 5 mos. for me (with a couple LMH shows as exceptions).  I feel as if a great burden of suckage has been lifted.  All that frustration and bafflement just - gone.  It feels nice. 

[akwilly]

About 5 mos. for me (with a couple LMH shows as exceptions).  I feel as if a great burden of suckage has been lifted.  All that frustration and bafflement just - gone.  It feels nice.

I unfortunately get to listen on a regular basis. I didn't realize how bad the show had become until I came to Bellgab. Now I listen to the show with a completely different mindset.

[zeebo]

I unfortunately get to listen on a regular basis. I didn't realize how bad the show had become until I came to Bellgab. Now I listen to the show with a completely different mindset.

This noble thread helped me get through the dark times.  It'll always be here to support those who seek freedom from Jorch.

[akwilly]

This noble thread helped me get through the dark times.  It'll always be here to support those who seek freedom from Jorch.

Don't know if the trade off was worth it though. Now I'm stuck with Falkie and see no way out.

[Dateline]

Falkie makes one hell of a back stop.

[PB the Deplorable]

I wish I'd noted my last time tuning into George's show.  It wasn't a conscious decision, I just realized one day I hadn't listened for awhile and never turned it back on.

[Bellathor]

I wish this asshole would stop screaming.

[Morgus]

I wish this asshole would stop screaming.

Do you mean this guy? 

[BellBoy]

Do you mean this guy? 

OMG! Is that some Double-D Dietrich, Renegade Human Weapon of Mass-Instruction?!

<<faints>>

[Izintit?]

About 5 mos. for me (with a couple LMH shows as exceptions).  I feel as if a great burden of suckage has been lifted.  All that frustration and bafflement just - gone.  It feels nice.

You look quite relaxed,and may I say,especially debonair with your smoking jacket on.

[ItsOver]

What is Coast?

"Name the worst night time radio show.  Ever."

[ItsOver]

OMG! Is that some Double-D Dietrich, Renegade Human Weapon of Mass-Instruction?!

<<faints>>

Ha! Dietrich.  He actually thinks "The Man in the High Castle" is honest-to-God history.

[VtaGeezer]

I had no interest in the pot show so turned on C2C.  I was suprised that Noory had that jackass WWII Axis apologist on again; and this time was chiming in his support.  Disgusting for an ex-Naval officer, even if Noory was just a PIO.

[ziznak]

Ha! Dietrich.  He actually thinks "The Man in the High Castle" is honest-to-God history.

it's funny I've never seen his picture but just know he is craycray from his appearances on choasht to choasht.

the pics match the voice

[anunnaki]

I had no interest in the pot show so turned on C2C.  I was suprised that Noory had that jackass WWII Axis apologist on again; and this time was chiming in his support.  Disgusting for an ex-Naval officer, even if Noory was just a PIO.

I did the same thing, - skipped the Pot show, then found the C2C Asshole Dietrich screaming into his mike, so I switched to Red Eye Radio (http://www.redeyeradioshow.com/), two guys that have it all together.

[akwilly]

Has Quayle stopped talking yet?

[albrecht]

Has Quayle stopped talking yet?

"the point being"...no.