George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gumby, Dammit]

Well, that was fun. A guest brought on to give medical advice, who then got totally confused between nitric oxide and nitrous oxide. Jeeeesus....

Noron tried to correct him first, and got it wrong too. 

[starrmtn001]

Wow.  I keep forgetting this thread still exists.

[Uncle Duke]

Well, that was fun. A guest brought on to give medical advice, who then got totally confused between nitric oxide and nitrous oxide. Jeeeesus....

Where else but C2C do you find hucksters giving medical advice and medical doctors talking about ghosts and aliens?

[aldousburbank]

Where else but C2C do you find hucksters giving medical advice and medical doctors talking about ghosts and aliens?

On my porch.

[AppealPlay]

On my porch.

I wanna hang out on your porch.

[nbirnes]

I wanna hang out on your porch.

Hook up a microphone, call it Bella Noche, and you have a show! A show I would love to listen to!

[aldousburbank]

I wanna hang out on your porch.

Yeah, you gotta be careful with that though. Look what happened to (Redacted).

[nbirnes]

Yeah, you gotta be careful with that though. Look what happened to (Redacted).

It's the magic dust. Need the recipe. Will keep it secret.

[albrecht]

Norry had a good night last what with his story of some mother in Dallas who fed her child "ant poison" and told the other children that she was going to kill them. And then follow up with the story about needles in Halloween candy- though he was disappointed that resident mental health expert Dr. Breggin said it was mainly an urban legend.

[Corona Kitty]

Noory described his halloween costume to Tommy last Friday night as his version of DR MORGUS with an alien baby...

Holy  shit,  I was in down town San Diego & I didnt see anything scarier than that. 

[Morgus]

Uh-oh, looks like Noory has the "Number's Lady" back on for his show tonight...

[AppealPlay]

Uh-oh, looks like Noory has the "Number's Lady" back on for his show tonight...

Oh, I'm sure Dave will be extra suave trying to woo the numbers lady.

[aldousburbank]

Uh-oh, looks like Noory has the "Number's Lady" back on for his show tonight...

[ItsOver]

I like the authenticity of the laboratory in the background.  The viles of chemicals and whatnot make it very surreal.

Every Noory frequented "lab" is well-stocked.  Dewar's is required for many of his experiments.

[ItsOver]

Oh, I'm sure Dave will be extra suave trying to woo the numbers lady.

Has he broken out the Kenny G, yet?

[Northern Nights]

Norry had a good night last what with his story of some mother in Dallas who fed her child "ant poison" and told the other children that she was going to kill them. And then follow up with the story about needles in Halloween candy- though he was disappointed that resident mental health expert Dr. Breggin said it was mainly an urban legend.

Last week out of nowhere he brought up the story of a mother who smothered her kid to death with a plastic bag during the interview with the Krampus guest, the same guest he later pretended to be offended by for talking about child discipline. He mispronounced the name of the guest as Bram instead of Brom and didn't bother apologizing, the guest said "there's an o in there, but we can go with Bram for awhile" like he thought Snoory was a moron. The comments on their FB page were almost totally negative with some long time listeners cancelling their Streamlink sub because of this laughable "interview". Another new low for C2C.

[PB the Deplorable]

Uh-oh, looks like Noory has the "Number's Lady" back on for his show tonight...

Makes sense, he had to get over Linda being on with Art last night.

[chefist]

Has he broken out the Kenny G, yet?

Hehe you got Dave down to a science.

[albrecht]

Last week out of nowhere he brought up the story of a mother who smothered her kid to death with a plastic bag during the interview with the Krampus guest, the same guest he later pretended to be offended by for talking about child discipline. He mispronounced the name of the guest as Bram instead of Brom and didn't bother apologizing, the guest said "there's an o in there, but we can go with Bram for awhile" like he thought Snoory was a moron. The comments on their FB page were almost totally negative with some long time listeners cancelling their Streamlink sub because of this laughable "interview". Another new low for C2C.

Yeah, that Krampus interview show was a train-wreck. I like that even caller called out Norry on his bs though. Norry was trying to pretend that he was offended and dropped the guest but then at every opportunity he mentions some tragic tale about a dead child or mother killing her kids or some awful accident. He also, a couple months ago said "he had the opportunity" to visit the house of Jan-Benet Ramsey and "ponder the crime."
-GNS

[Northern Nights]

Yeah, that Krampus interview show was a train-wreck. I like that even caller called out Norry on his bs though. Norry was trying to pretend that he was offended and dropped the guest but then at every opportunity he mentions some tragic tale about a dead child or mother killing her kids or some awful accident. He also, a couple months ago said "he had the opportunity" to visit the house of Jan-Benet Ramsey and "ponder the crime."
-GNS

I believe the true reason he dumped the guest was because he didn't like him poking fun at Noory for the mistake he made with his name. His fake indignation later on didn't ring true at all. Maybe he figured he could reform his image with the "haters" on here who keep calling him a ghoul. We know better though.

For anyone curious a replay of this can be heard here, mercifully it's only nine minutes long: http://www.cknw.com/audio/
It's at October 28 starting at 10:20 pm.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Every Noory frequented "lab" is well-stocked.  Dewar's is required for many of his experiments.

You mean the Thermos that he uses to store his gin?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Norry had a good night last what with his story of some mother in Dallas who fed her child "ant poison" and told the other children that she was going to kill them. And then follow up with the story about needles in Halloween candy- though he was disappointed that resident mental health expert Dr. Breggin said it was mainly an urban legend.

Good thing Noory didn't nervously laugh, or he would have had to dump himself.

[Dateline]

Holy shit, I didn't realize that was his actual costume. 

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/660954570508607488

It has been revealed that the pic on Coast was after Norry's photo shoot.  That is his new publicity shot for ParanoramalDate.com.  The guy in the mask is the subscriber.  The mean, mean alien baby is his date.  That's what you get when you join that date site..

[akwilly]

Uh-oh, looks like Noory has the "Number's Lady" back on for his show tonight...

Thats too bad he couldn't do the whole show with Seth from SETI. I would have listened to that.

[bateman]

Every Noory frequented "lab" is well-stocked.  Dewar's is required for many of his experiments.

I noticed that label too. 

[ziznak]

I've been Noory free for... how long has Art been back??  Realistically speaking (because i think i did check in on the suck at least once since Art got back)  I'm pretty sure I have a month under my belt.

Noory soundboard doesn't count and neither do some of the coast adds that ended up in the Art Bell Ultimate collection. 

[VtaGeezer]

After having enough of poor haunted Debbie dragging Art down with terminal dullness last night, I switched on C2C and listened to Seth Shostak and GN rebuke the rush to the KIC star-alien megastructure story by un-named folk. Noory is working the "I'm the sensible host on this story" angle.  Like C2C listeners are interested in sensible!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Jorch, ready for a night on the town, with his mean baby.

Holy Shit Man...
Is that Jorches Blow up doll   ??
Bwaaa ha ha ha

[paladin1991]

Listened to Dave recently.  For two minutes.  This is an update.  He sucks.  Still. 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Magnificent multiple vehicle wreck in the 'Comedy Monologue" aka 'Here's What's Happaneen' last night. He ran the story about the joint study between The Bronx Zoo and Edinburgh University which concluded - surprise, surprise! - that cats are self-interested, neurotic predators working out ways to kill us. In the space of this one short item, he managed to pronounce 'Edinburgh' to rhyme with 'Pittsburgh', 'Scottish' as 'Scottich', 'characteristics' as something like 'characterississ' and 'neurotic' as 'erotic'.
Once again, the image of Mr Magoo behind the wheel, oblivious to the carnage he leaves behind him, comes to mind.