The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Falkie2013]

If she doesn't need to spend her SSI check on frivolous things like a roof over her head, she has the money for the important things in life, like movies and Betty Boop purses.

Excuse me, I believe it was a Hello Kitty purse.

Hello ? She can spend her money any way she wishes and currently she's not paying rent and it's none of your business anyway. She could always charge the tickets but in this case I gave her the money to go there with proceeds of something I sold.
She puts the money that she would be spending for rent into savings for when she does find a place.

[3OctaveFart]

"Her money" is an interesting way of putting it.

[Falkie2013]

I agree, too many giveaways.
He does not go swimming but he might go to a specific place, he does not but "stuff for the house" he buys specific things, he would not use the term MFU and he would not start a post talking about someone else. He would start it saying that he was not dead even though his detractors wished he was.

I have never " entrusted " my password to anyone.
If I post here, its from me and not some Falkie wanna be or pretender.
And U.N.C.L.E. fans have been using MFU as a short substitute for The Man From U.N.C.L.E. for years, including myself and others like Lee Gold and my late friend David McDaniel who is still missed by many.
And lest someone say I am name dropping, Lee knows me and I read the unpublished ms of Dave's The Final Affair in his home in LA while it was being considered by Ace books some 40+ years ago.

[BellBoy]

...currently she's not paying rent and it's none of your business anyway.
...I gave her the money to go there with proceeds of something I sold.
...She puts the money that she would be spending for rent into savings for when she does find a place.

I'm sure that you have both shared the relevant details of your individual incomes and necessary living expenses with your local branch of the Social Security Administration... of course you have.

(It is the tax payers' business, fat-ass)

[Who]

Hello ? She can spend her money any way she wishes and currently she's not paying rent and it's none of your business anyway.

[Falkie2013]

I'm sure that you have both shared the relevant details of your individual incomes and necessary living expenses with your local branch of the Social Security Administration... of course you have.

(It is the tax payers' business, fat-ass)

No it is not. We are required to report certain things but there is no requirement to report how living expenses and discretionary income is spent other than within those restrictions and those individual files are private and not available to the public.
Go ask someone like Hillary Clinton how SHE wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars in booze filled junkets to the Middle East with her relatives if you're so concerned about someone wasting taxpayer's money.
We both get an entitlement.
Get over it or shut up.

[Dateline]

I bet he has gotten a virtual assistant.  All of the big timers have them.  It is simply a Falkie Sendamoney Bot.

Yes, I bought things for my home made me thing he had bought a massive amount of trash bags.

Hi, I am the virtual assistant.  I will make ______number of videos.  I do not get up until the sun of noon.  Do not disturb the Falkie Sendamoney Bot.  You may post, but do not expect an answer until twelve Pacific time.

If you want to fund me, I will fun you.

This is all I have been programmed for so far, but there will be more up and coming.

[Inglorious Bitch]

[coaster]

Hello ? She can spend her money any way she wishes and currently she's not paying rent and it's none of your business anyway. She could always charge the tickets but in this case I gave her the money to go there with proceeds of something I sold.
She puts the money that she would be spending for rent into savings for when she does find a place.

Consider not making your business other people's business. For fuck sake. This is a lesson you should have learned on page one of this thread.

[3OctaveFart]

We both get an entitlement.
Get over it or shut up.

Kathy forfeited the benefit of the doubt by trashing her government-provided housing.

Now she fritters away the people's money on a Sunday matinee of Ant-Man.

[Bart Ell]

We both get an entitlement.

I don't know where YOU get your information but Rudy May NEVER pitched for the Detroit Tigers.  I don't know why I even bother posting here if people will take my words and twist them like that.

This is my forum with my name on it and I think I should get much more respect in here considering this forum is named for me.

Found another bookshelf behind the bookshelf I was dusting and, when I dusted that one too hard, the bookshelf fell backwards and revealed a whole other bedroom I forget I had. If Kathy were to find out about this spare bedroom she would never leave so I fashioned a knee brace out of some old pizza boxes and strands of hair in a brush Kathy keeps by the bed and managed to pick up the second bookshelf and shut the room off once again. Who is the dumb one now, mother?

Ate salad made with lettuce and kidney beans and then started speed reading books on prospecting for gold. Will begin my own prospecting business in 3 weeks when Vagisil money comes in to pay for pail. Ate 4 crackers and then returned box to kitchen. Started watching movie and will do videos later when lighting is perfect in room.

Kathy will be back from buying toys and cotton candy by 9 so plan to speed listen to 2 weeks of Midnight In The Desert will have to wait.

[paladin1991]

They are 10 times more enthusiastic and are all on the bellahaven thread with their sisters oh I hope laser boy does not come back and yell at me because his son is gay......

Yeah...it's not your fault, right?

[paladin1991]

Hey Falkie. I went gold panning the other day and thought of you. After a few hours of panning I got tired and hungry, so I pulled out the piece of bacon I had in my pocket and got ready to fry it up. But then I noticed a couple of holes in the mud and quickly realized that they were crawdad holes. So being smart as I am I decided to hang my bacon strip in the hole and bait out a crawdad. It worked of course, the little bastards would just hang on the bacon and let me pull them right up. So after I dined on my catch I started feeling a little manly, So thats when I decided that becouse there were no crawdads in the holes, and they were nice holes, and it was muddy and squishy, I might as well stick my weiner in the hole. But since I'm not turned on by holes in the mud I decided to take a stick and trace the outline of Sweet Kathy's mug in the mud. It looked allot like her, black eye and all. I was slow and gentle at first but things turned violent after I tried to kiss the Kathy drawing and got mud in my mouth. So anyway just thought you would like to know what I've been up to since we never hear from you.

Holy Crap!

[paladin1991]

This thread (continuing our occasional efforts to class up this joint with literature) has become a bit like 'Waiting for Godot' (which you Americans tirelessly insist on mispronouncing). Falkie will soon join the ranks of myth and we won't even be sure whether he really existed or not.

How do you angry non-Americans pronounce it?

[paladin1991]

Damn.

I can't believe George passed away.

Does anyone know how he died?

Is anyone here going to the funeral?

I've been checking the police reports, maybe I missed it.  What day was it?

[paladin1991]

Hes winding down, folks.

Well, if he is dead.  That means that Our Sweet Kathy can live in his apartment until the end of the month.  Right?

[paladin1991]

Last I heard Gerry was recovering, has dizzy spells and cannot read words easily.
As for Kathy, no apartment yet, 99 degrees here and too hot to do anything. I went and bought stuff for the house and my interview for getting the housekeeper is later this month.
No pizza on floor nor rats. Sorry to disaapoint you all.
Tomorrow we go out to see Antman and the Man From U.N.C.L.E. and go swimming afterwards.
One of my bankers said when I mentioned the Man From U.N.C.L.E. :

" Who ? ".

He was born in 1999 and asked me if I was going to the Compton movie.
The older banker said she knew all about MFU.
Shows the difference 51 years makes.
The gas pipe broke here so no hot water until Thursday and we took another load of stuff to storage and got the a/c fixed in our car.

Well, shit!  There you are!  Bigger than shit!  I was worried that you were dead.  'They said you was dead.'  (Bet you can't name that movie Felchie.)
So do you want to know the details of the workout and diet program I have for you?  Since you are still alive and all.  Hey, I thought of a great moneymaker for you.  You head down to Ray' Lounge, on Ferry, that's not too far fm you, and do the Karoake thing and have Our Sweet Kathy film it.  Then you two could both review your performance on separate channels for double the views!  After all, it should make you some money!
I was reading the police reports and all the things that go down, besides you of course, in Martinez.....what a shit hole you live in.  All those suspicious persons being stopped, I thought that one of them would have turned out to be you.  And the report of, first, the woman who walked into the bar (Ray's?) and threatened to kill everyone, I thought for sure fm the description that it was going to be your girlfriend Patty, and second, the report of the lady with graying hair and a blue blouse walking around in the heat talking to herself and yelling at ppl would be Our Sweet Kathy in mourning fm your passing and giddy with relief because she could stay in your apartment until the end of the month for free....since you had paid for it anyway.  KnowwaddImean?
Gosh I hope you get this message or someone gets it to you.  So many of us were worried about you.  (Not really, but you know, it would be uncool to say otherwise.)

[paladin1991]

So your banker is 15 or 16 years old?

Another bullshit story from the Emperor of Bullshit himself.

No need to point out the obvious DPS.  We all get the joke that is Felchies existence.  It's not funny if you have to explain the joke.  Just sayin bro......

[weeberwubber]

Kathy is off to see Antman while I stay here and diddle things.

Can you give a heads up if she will be posting a review vid so I don't have to keep checking and wonder if it will turn up?

Thanks for the word regarding Gerry.

[bateman]

Falkie, comment?

http://www.bustle.com/articles/91022-i-bathed-in-mayo-to-see-if-there-were-noticeable-beauty-benefits-so-you-dont-have

[paladin1991]

I have never " entrusted " my password to anyone.
If I post here, its from me and not some Falkie wanna be or pretender.
And U.N.C.L.E. fans have been using MFU as a short substitute for The Man From U.N.C.L.E. for years, including myself and others like Lee Gold and my late friend David McDaniel who is still missed by many.
And lest someone say I am name dropping, Lee knows me and I read the unpublished ms of Dave's The Final Affair in his home in LA while it was being considered by Ace books some 40+ years ago.

Okay, now I call bullshit.  I actually know some closet cases who obsess over the books and episodes of TMFU.  It is always referred to as TMFU.  Perhaps there is some other way to refer to the series like MFU but I have never heard of it.  These two guys are the biggest TMFU fans, probably, West of the Continental Divide.

[coaster]

This stupid thread aside, I hope Gerry sees a speedy and full recovery. Feel better soon.

[paladin1991]

Yeah, fucking A, Gerry.  Bring it on back, now.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

'They said you was dead.'  (Bet you can't name that movie Felchie.)

He might if you got the quote right.

"You shifty nigger!  They said you was hung!"

[drawling] "And they were right."

[paladin1991]

He might if you got the quote right.

"You shifty nigger!  They said you was hung!"

[drawling] "And they were right."

Funny.  I don't remember it that way.  And....I'm not sure The Duke spoke that way.

[MAX]

Yeah...it's not your fault, right?

What's it to you ? Jealous?

[paladin1991]

What's it to you ? Jealous?

hehe.  Yeah, that's it.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

we've got the 400 coming up soon

The 600.  Don't forget the 600.  Two more months.

Shakespeare has gotten to be like the Bible now -  you can say what you like and always find some sort of backing in there, if you're not all that scrupulous.

I wrote a term paper with the thesis that Petruccio was actually being considerate while using his pimp hand on Kate.  My professor: "This I GOTTA see."  But she ended up giving me an A.  Unscrupulous is the only way to get ahead in college, if you asked me.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...Unscrupulous is the only way to get ahead in college, if you asked me.

Sad, but true.

[heater]

I have never " entrusted " my password to anyone.

is that code for 'I " gave " my password to someone'