The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[norland2424]

Some one needed to throw him a blanket party when he was growin up

[SredniVashtar]

Phew! Imagine what you'd say if we'd lost the ashes? 

I wouldn't have said much, but my Senda-oriented response would have involved a plane ticket, a flame thrower, and a shovel.

I'd help the bastard clean alright. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I wouldn't have said much, but my Senda-oriented response would have involved a plane ticket, a flame thrower, and a shovel.

I'd help the bastard clean alright. 

I would help to crowd fund him being 'invited' to a secure place, his mouth gagged, but made to listen to a few people, who in rotation explain to him via a pp presentation why pretty much everything he says and does is wrong. The gagging will be necessary because he's incapable of listening. It might run to several hours or even days but it needs doing.

[littlechris]

George,

You should buy one of these and feature it in your videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvm0ce2S7E

[3OctaveFart]

Since this at one time became a de facto Shakespeare thread,

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/features/william-shakespeare-high-cannabis-marijuana-stoned-plays-hamlet-macbeth-romeo-juliet-stratford-10446510.html

The Bard loved bud.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Since this at one time became a de facto Shakespeare thread,

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/features/william-shakespeare-high-cannabis-marijuana-stoned-plays-hamlet-macbeth-romeo-juliet-stratford-10446510.html

The Bard loved bud.

Aldous wrote all of Shakespeare's plays? 

[Who]

I would help to crowd fund him being 'invited' to a secure place, his mouth gagged, but made to listen to a few people, who in rotation explain to him via a pp presentation why pretty much everything he says and does is wrong. The gagging will be necessary because he's incapable of listening. It might run to several hours or even days but it needs doing.

Would this be an intervention or an exorcism?  Falkie's head spinning around.  Throwing up pea soup.  Priests jumping out windows.  It could get really messy.  SredniVashtar should bring his flame thrower just in case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iS59iV2Ffs

[paladin1991]

Falkie, before Kathy moved in you expressed concern about the dynamic between the two of you living together in your apartment.  Can you update us on how that's been going?

Also, you mentioned your inspection being postponed, don't recall the date but wasn't it early August?  Anything new in regards to that?

Yeah, did you kick her out for a couple of nights so that you could have a little 'me' time?  Did she in fact find sanctuary at the local church?

[paladin1991]

And she keeps looking off screen to her right like if she's looking for someone!!

Or she is looking for the Felchsters hand to come flying out of nowhere for a perceived snark or deviation fm the script.

[paladin1991]

Why does he feel so entitled to money that he did not earn? That was his mother's money. She probably did not want to throw good money out after bad. She must have given Falkie money, he wasted it and she learned her lesson. The other relatives were probably hard working folk who made the most of the money given to them. Senda seems like such a shitty son. And shitty boyfriend.

he uses the same democrat logic at work in our country today.  IB, if you have 6 dollars in your pocket and I have 4, you should give me one so that we'd both have 5.  That's fair.  It doesn't really matter that you worked for it and I didn't, it doesn't matter where that 'extra' dollar came fm.  It should go to me so that all things are made equal.

[Jocko Johnson]

he uses the same democrat logic at work in our country today.  IB, if you have 6 dollars in your pocket and I have 4, you should give me one so that we'd both have 5.  That's fair.  It doesn't really matter that you worked for it and I didn't, it doesn't matter where that 'extra' dollar came fm.  It should go to me so that all things are made equal.

Socialism, bordering on communism.  In those systems all are equal...but remember some are more equal than others.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Some one needed to throw him a blanket party when he was growin up

"I must be the exception to the rule about positve comments on this school. I had a cadet officer who bullied cadets mercilessly and was even physically abusing them by beating them with his fists and the like. I complained to school officials who did nothing and my parents came and raised hell about it and removed me from the school. It was a minor scandal at the time and changes were made and the cadet officer was disclipined. He had been bullying and beating other cadets as well. This would have been in the late 1950's or very early 1960's. I subsequently attended Leonard Hall Military Academy in Leonardtown Md. Enjoyed it but my parents had to take me out after the first year as their finances took a reversal due to my Father's health issues. He was in the Army for 30 years and later told me he would not have tolerated such behavior by any NCO when he was a Master Sgt.I didn't fantasize about running away, I fantasized about demolishing the place to the ground. One of the worst experiences of my life."

[paladin1991]

I wish I hadn't seen that video. The look of anger on his fat face, when someone suggests that he might want to lever himself off his fat lazy ass and do something about that trash pile he is living in, makes me want to vomit. He has a bad knee? Oh, he never mentioned it before!! He needs a muzzle because every time he opens his mouth he says something that makes you want to punch him. Why the hell would someone want to come and help him clean when it's his damn place? And what's a typical day in the life of Senda? Wandering around that dunghill of an apartment scratching himself? If it's so damn small why does it take so long to clean?

How the hell does he get to go round churches trying to score free food? He doesn't exactly look starving. I think charity in Senda's case would involve taking him to the highest point of the church  and applying a hand to the small of his back when he gets near an open window. And how dare his mother buy him clothes, that inhuman harridan!

OK, I feel better now.

There, there Sredni.  You are not alone. So stiffen up your resolve and carry on. For many of us feel your pain.  It's a visceral pain, isnt it?  Sendamemoney is the anti- to everything that is right or at least human in this universe. 
And yet, we who are True Humans must carry on to the end. 

[littlechris]

George,

Look what this lady did with just  little bit of creativity and a whole lot of time on her hands. 

She has so far received over 300,000 views from this one video alone!!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuaisEp4Ug

You should do a similar video but do  a "Fijit For Cats" video where your Fijit feeds little girl and boop and pets them, changes their cat box etc, puts them to sleep, etc.

You can hopefully learn something from this. 

Stop talking about stupid ass George Noory.

NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GEORGE NOORY!!

HE HAS NO LISTENERS AND YOUR STUPID ASS VIDEOS ABOUT HIM HAVE NO VIEWERS!!!!!

Start dong videos on subjects that are TRENDING!!!!!! 

THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE INTERESTED IN!!

Remember your slenderman video??

That got lots of views because it was a subject that was trending at the time and people were INTERESTED in the topic!!!

Go to google.com and type in TRENDING, then make a video on one of those topics and watch your views go through the roof!!

STOP BEING  LAZY AND BORING AND GIVE YOUR "FANS" SOME INTERESTING CONTENT!

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[Rally Squirrel]

George,

Look what this lady did with just  little bit of creativity and a whole lot of time on her hands. 

She has so far received over 300,000 views from this one video alone!!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuaisEp4Ug

You should do a similar video but do  a "Fijit For Cats" video where your Fijit feeds little girl and boop and pets them, changes their cat box etc, puts them to sleep, etc.

You can hopefully learn something from this. 

Stop talking about stupid ass George Noory.

NO BODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GEORGE NOORY!!

HE HAS NO LISTENERS AND YOUR STUPID ASS VIDEOS ABOUT HIM HAVE NO VIEWERS!!!!!

Start dong videos on subjects that are TRENDING!!!!!! 

THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE INTERESTED IN!!

Remember your slenderman video??

That got lots of views because it was a subject that was trending at the time and people were INTERESTED in the topic!!!

Go to google.com and type in TRENDING, then make a video on one of those topics and watch your views go through the roof!!

STOP BEING  LAZY AND BORING AND GIVE YOUR "FANS" SOME INTERESTING CONTENT!

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Strangely enough, unboxing videos are very popular and George buys a lot of stuff he can unbox.

Also it has been suggested that he find a niche that is not being serviced, one he knows well and talks about that. George does know The Man from UNCLE and as far as I know there is no one doing a weekly review of each episode.

http://www.rachelandmiles.com/xmen/?cat=23 is hugely popular and they just review old X-Men comics.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Strangely enough, unboxing videos are very popular and George buys a lot of stuff he can unbox.

Also it has been suggested that he find a niche that is not being serviced, one he knows well and talks about that. George does know The Man from UNCLE and as far as I know there is no one doing a weekly review of each episode.

http://www.rachelandmiles.com/xmen/?cat=23 is hugely popular and they just review old X-Men comics.

At this point, it would be nice to even see one of his videos where he bitches about everything. If nothing else, for the entertainment value.

[Yorkshire pud]

At this point, it would be nice to even see one of his videos where he bitches about everything. If nothing else, for the entertainment value.

The list is long and plentiful...

[Inglorious Bitch]

The list is long and plentiful...

You have access to Senda's Oeuvre?

[Yorkshire pud]

You have access to Senda's Oeuvre?

Probably... If I found out where he keeps it. I've looked in the empty DVD boxes but passed out before I thought of looking in his T shirt pile.

[littlechris]

Strangely enough, unboxing videos are very popular and George buys a lot of stuff he can unbox.

Also it has been suggested that he find a niche that is not being serviced, one he knows well and talks about that. George does know The Man from UNCLE and as far as I know there is no one doing a weekly review of each episode.

http://www.rachelandmiles.com/xmen/?cat=23 is hugely popular and they just review old X-Men comics.

I agree.

SnapT, who is a Youtube expert, has even offered to help George build his brand(s) on Youtube, but George has refused.

George, your brand(s) are DEAD!

You are an idiot, because right as Art Bell came back and was publicizing the hell out of bellgab, you decided to have a melt down and leave the forum. 

All those new fans you could have had from the increased membership here. 

George, It's not too late.

Get back on your horse and start producing fun content like you used to.

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[3OctaveFart]

Whatever chicken feed Noory is giving him is likely dependent on Senda not promoting Art Bell or his new program.

News coming out about wheels on Mars, Bigfoot sightings, ghosts at Ground Zero ... and the fans get Kathy talking about her fallout with her girlfriend.

The brand is more stale than the four-weeks-old leftovers in Senda's fridge.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Whatever chicken feed Noory is giving him is likely dependent on Senda not promoting Art Bell or his new program.

News coming out about wheels on Mars, Bigfoot sightings, ghosts at Ground Zero ... and the fans get Kathy talking about her fallout with her girlfriend.

The brand is more stale than the four-weeks-old leftovers in Senda's fridge.

Left overs last 4 hours not 4 weeks in Senda's fridge.

[littlechris]

Whatever chicken feed Noory is giving him is likely dependent on Senda not promoting Art Bell or his new program.

News coming out about wheels on Mars, Bigfoot sightings, ghosts at Ground Zero ... and the fans get Kathy talking about her fallout with her girlfriend.

The brand is more stale than the four-weeks-old leftovers in Senda's fridge.

Falkie got churched by George Noory and he doesnt even realize it. 

George, the whole TV show sounds like bullshit.

But I will give you the benefit of the doubt and agree that the networks are still looking at it and have yet to decide.

Fine.

But it the meantime, if George Noory really wanted to help you, why doesn't he have you call in to C2C and do a short 30 second news segment every night like he does at the beginning of his show?

It would be SOO easy for him to make that happen.  Ask him about it.

In fact,  you should make a video calling Noory out on giving you a promotion and small segment on C2C.

You are articulate and can make sense if you rehearse and put some effort into it. 

When was the last time Noory sent you a check??

I think it's about time for him to send you another one.

The man should AT LEAST be giving you $500 a month!!!

MINIMUM!!

Dude you've been CHURCHED!!!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie got churched by George Noory and he doesnt even realize it. 

George, if Noory really wants to help you, why doesn't he have you call in to C2C and do a short 30 second news segment every night like he does at the beginning of his show?

You are articulate and can make sense if you rehearse and put some effort into it.  

Make a video calling Noory out on giving you a promotion and small segment on C2C.

When was the last time he sent you a check??

I think it's about time for him to send you another one.

The man should AT LEAST be giving you $500 a month!!!

MINIMUM!!

Dude you've been CHURCHED!!!

Are we still talking about Falkie?

[paladin1991]

Are we still talking about Falkie?

Who?  I thought this was the Seinfeld of threads myself.

[Rally Squirrel]

I agree.

SnapT, who is a Youtube expert, has even offered to help George build his brand(s) on Youtube, but George has refused.

George, your brand(s) are DEAD!

You are an idiot, because right as Art Bell came back and was publicizing the hell out of bellgab, you decided to have a melt down and leave the forum. 

All those new fans you could have had from the increased membership here. 

George, It's not too late.

Get back on your horse and start producing fun content like you used to.

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He even has potential with his "on location" videos but he needs to do more than show up and silently video the first things for a few minutes. His Halloween one is dreadful. Who wants to look at bouncy houses in silence for several minutes.

He did visit a pin ball museum and I thought it might be cool but he just had a blurry shaky cam that he whipped around the room. He needs to scout it a bit, find some cool things, set up good shots and explain why this is worth looking at.

[paladin1991]

He even has potential with his "on location" videos but he needs to do more than show up and silently video the first things for a few minutes. His Halloween one is dreadful. Who wants to look at bouncy houses in silence for several minutes.

He did visit a pin ball museum and I thought it might be cool but he just had a blurry shaky cam that he whipped around the room. He needs to scout it a bit, find some cool things, set up good shots and explain why this is worth looking at.

Or grow a personality and 'Huell Howser' it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Who?  I thought this was the Seinfeld of threads myself.

The Falkenberg Chronicles

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who?  I thought this was the Seinfeld of threads myself.

I just couldn't believe anyone familiar with Falkie would suggest he rehearse and put some effort into something.  That's, like, a mortal sin.

[3OctaveFart]

Was hoping Vandeven Enterprises could publish this thread in coffee-table book form. Perfect for the upcoming holiday season.