The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

This thread (continuing our occasional efforts to class up this joint with literature) has become a bit like 'Waiting for Godot' (which you Americans tirelessly insist on mispronouncing). Falkie will soon join the ranks of myth and we won't even be sure whether he really existed or not.

[MAX]

This thread (continuing our occasional efforts to class up this joint with literature) has become a bit like 'Waiting for Godot' (which you Americans tirelessly insist on mispronouncing). Falkie will soon join the ranks of myth and we won't even be sure whether he really existed or not.

[ziznak]

"so it goes"

[Who]

Falkie will take his place alongside the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie will take his place alongside the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.

The former can't live due to the lack of food in loch Ness for any monsters to survive. Senda isn't troubled with lack of calories.

[littlechris]

Damn.

I can't believe George passed away.

Does anyone know how he died?

Is anyone here going to the funeral?

[Yorkshire pud]

Damn.

I can't believe George passed away.

Does anyone know how he died?

Is anyone here going to the funeral?

Died of starvation, and no, I won't be going.

[3OctaveFart]

I hope you're kidding.

[Defwhale]

Hey SLOB-O,  when does the maid/housekeer/cleaner start wading into that nitemare of a hovel you live in?.////

Oh, I just can't wait...as the maid is cleaning and picking up after that vile swine bulkie, he'll be toss his shit right back on the floor!////

I'm shocked at this level of insensitivity.

Falkie 2013 is a disabled senior who has paid his fair share into the system.  Now that he is in need, regardless of how he came to be in this situation, and regardless of the amount of effort he is putting in to become healthy and self reliant, the government of California has deemed it a priority he be assigned someone to come in and clean.

Mr Falkie has been kind enough to share his tiny apartment with Kathy and Boop the Cat, while they have someone look for another taxpayer paid hovel.  It's not as easy as it should be, apparently word is out about her being evicted for turning the last several apartments into a smelly, vermin infested rat holes.  What's a little mess and laziness, taken care of courtesy of the taxpayers, when all that is taken into consideration?

If anyone still questions whether he deserves a state provided maid service, he would be happy to scream in pain and thrash about on the floor in order to convince them. 

And Kathy, well, that girl will look you straight in the eye and tell you the same, while eating the cheese and toppings off her pizza slices and throwing the rest on the carpet at your feet while she explains it to you.

[weeberwubber]

Someone needs to pick up the counterpoint banner without sarcasm until Falkie or Open Lines Gerry returns. Any word on Gerry's recovery?

[Who]

Damn.

I can't believe George passed away.

Does anyone know how he died?

Entropy.

[Dateline]

Falkie where bees you?

I have an ideal for your videos right at your fingertips and Kathy can help.  It would be a Home and Garden video bonanza?  Go from stench to French Country or whatever design you choose? 

You could start with the before videos of your apartment and show how you have straightened, reorganized it, DIY?  Kathy could put her decorator's touch on it for you.  That video would get the viewings.  You would introduce your brand to a whole new genre. 

You don't have to spend a lot to redecorate,  you could go to flea markets and such.  That would give you even more video coverage.  Wake up!  Put the Norry glasses on.  This is a winning formula  Women and men both love DIY, Do It Yourself.

[Dateline]

Another money making proposition is to turn some of those discarded magazines into cat litter and turn Boop into a kitty celebrity. 

Boop can market "Boop, the Poop" kitty litter, made from scraps of pulp wood, that is the magazines.  Boop can demonstrate  how good it is to use and how tidy it is.    Boop is a sleek kitty, that is the black one isn't it?  You could even create the product and ship and set up the chains of distribution from your apartment.  I would advertise to the high-end clientele in Hollywood.  Norry can even endorse it. 

Get to work, make a video, talk to Sugar Daddy and get him a talkin'.  This can't wait!  Don't drop the ball on this one, or Boop will drop the Poop!

[ziznak]

get your shovels guys... we're going to martinez to get falkie out of another "fan-o-lanche"

[3OctaveFart]

Maybe Senda has been banned.

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe Senda has been banned.

No he hasn't; he's busy making friendship bracelets for us to join the BH thread.. He's going to e mail us individually to ask what colour/style we want.

[coaster]

Hes winding down, folks.

[3OctaveFart]

He said he's going to communicate to us via videos . . . like a god.

[Yorkshire pud]

He said he's going to communicate to us via videos . . . like a god.

Surrounded by friendship bracelets.

[3OctaveFart]

Sredni, this might be up your alley.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/08/shakespeare-marijuana-nope/401087/

We still know zilch about his education, yet there is near certainty online that the Bard liked to get fried. And now that is being deconstructed after all of a week.

[Dateline]

This is my input to the band name:  Sendamama and the Rooters.

This is inspired by the love of mother and the Google ads I give getting when I am not logged in.  I give getting advertisements for RotoRooter. 

[Dateline]

Maybe he is getting a French manicure and his toenails manicured and polished.

[Falkie2013]

Someone needs to pick up the counterpoint banner without sarcasm until Falkie or Open Lines Gerry returns. Any word on Gerry's recovery?

Last I heard Gerry was recovering, has dizzy spells and cannot read words easily.
As for Kathy, no apartment yet, 99 degrees here and too hot to do anything. I went and bought stuff for the house and my interview for getting the housekeeper is later this month.
No pizza on floor nor rats. Sorry to disaapoint you all.
Tomorrow we go out to see Antman and the Man From U.N.C.L.E. and go swimming afterwards.
One of my bankers said when I mentioned the Man From U.N.C.L.E. :

" Who ? ".

He was born in 1999 and asked me if I was going to the Compton movie.
The older banker said she knew all about MFU.
Shows the difference 51 years makes.
The gas pipe broke here so no hot water until Thursday and we took another load of stuff to storage and got the a/c fixed in our car.

[littlechris]

Last I heard Gerry was recovering, has dizzy spells and cannot read words easily.
As for Kathy, no apartment yet, 99 degrees here and too hot to do anything. I went and bought stuff for the house and my interview for getting the housekeeper is later this month.
No pizza on floor nor rats. Sorry to disaapoint you all.
Tomorrow we go out to see Antman and the Man From U.N.C.L.E. and go swimming afterwards.
One of my bankers said when I mentioned the Man From U.N.C.L.E. :

" Who ? ".

He was born in 1999 and asked me if I was going to the Compton movie.
The older banker said she knew all about MFU.
Shows the difference 51 years makes.
The gas pipe broke here so no hot water until Thursday and we took another load of stuff to storage and got the a/c fixed in our car.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

One of my bankers

He was born in 1999

So your banker is 15 or 16 years old?

Another bullshit story from the Emperor of Bullshit himself.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Tomorrow we go out to see Antman and the Man From U.N.C.L.E. and go swimming afterwards.
One of my bankers said when I mentioned the Man From U.N.C.L.E. :

" Who ? ".

He was born in 1999 and asked me if I was going to the Compton movie...

My guess is the NWA/Compton movie would be considerably better than yet another TV show re-make with overdone special effects

How many bankers do you have?

[PB the Deplorable]

Someone needs to pick up the counterpoint banner without sarcasm until Falkie or Open Lines Gerry returns. Any word on Gerry's recovery?

Wait, Gerry's posts aren't sarcasm?

[SnapT]

One of Falkie's bankers is the Doogie Howser of bankers.

http://youtu.be/qEb_BC-Fe7Y

[Jocko Johnson]

One of Falkie's bankers is the Doogie Howser of bankers.

http://youtu.be/qEb_BC-Fe7Y

How the fuck does  he have..."bankers?" And he gets to interview and pick his housekeeper?  Let the fun begin, you know he could give a rats ass if she could clean out the hovel or not...he's gonna pick a maid that he thinks he has a chance with. I predict a Russian lady.
Swimming,  wtf...too easy.
I like Bart Ell's flackie posts much better.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Last I heard Gerry was recovering, has dizzy spells and cannot read words easily.
As for Kathy, no apartment yet, 99 degrees here and too hot to do anything. I went and bought stuff for the house and my interview for getting the housekeeper is later this month.
No pizza on floor nor rats. Sorry to disappoint you all.

Oh Falkie, thank God you are alright. We were all worried about you. I mean without you, this thread will eventually come to a screeching halt and our fun ends.