The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[littlechris]

The BEAST is now destroying twitter:

[Jocko Johnson]

Falkie have you got a job yet or are you and Kathy still wasting the money of the taxpayers of California? 

A J O B Mr. Spock? That is totally illogical.

[3OctaveFart]

Senda is the result of four billion years of evolutionary success.

[Jocko Johnson]

The BEAST is now destroying twitter:

Wow, 1280 twits by the twat.

[Jocko Johnson]

I wonder what the big secret or whatever nonsense he was working on to verify so he could release his so called big news!  You know, he has read some stories from those posted on line and he will talk about it and just post others work as if it is his and alk he foes is steal others work so it looks like he is a journalist or something...but we know better, he is just sitting in his hovel in front of all his Apple products he can barely use..mhe has a hard time turning them on!!!  The poor guy can't move. If he tries to move his ankle with the walnut sized popped ligament or do anything with his 765 pound bulk his cartilage free knees all hurt soooo much, that he screams out in an agonizing , milk curdling cry of intesne pain!!!! Oh the poor boy...even the doctor heard him as welk as kathy crying and the both or them just withering in such excruciating pain he is on the verge of passing out. Unless he is walking around the festivals,  shopping, going out to eat, walking around miles to and fro to film young children, move liad and store garbage in a far away storage unit, or going to the Apple store, Barnes and Nobles or of course ☆$'s !!!

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, hope you and Kathy had a wonderful  weekend. Please don't give up on the dream of panning for gold. It is the best idea you have ever had. Hey Falkie to bad that you ruined Nancy's show, that would have been a good gig for you.

[Who]

Senda is the result of four billion years of evolutionary success de-evolution.

[Rally Squirrel]

This one cracked me up.

On his blog he asks:
"If anyone knows how I can get rid of that San Jose Sharks logo, I'd appreciate the help.
http://www.guyfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/#!http://guyfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2015/03/my-girlfriend-is-sick-and-being-evicted.html

And here it is:
https://www.facebook.com/george.senda

The man with a 153 IQ can not figure out how to change a Facebook profile picture.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I just saw that the mud king and eddie dean are going to do an nfl podcast and also do the pigskin pickem thing on espn. Are you going to make football picks on espn with us? Are you going to call into the show and amaze us with you're football prowless? You have a terrrible towel behind you in your'e videos. Is that becouse you are a Seelers fan or is it just a piece of garbage you havn't gotten around to throwing out yet?

[Rally Squirrel]

Damn, she got smacked on her right temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEErgQJUKQ

[Inglorious Bitch]

Damn, she got smacked on her right temple.

She should buy a taser and tase him in the nuts. Repeatedly.

[norland2424]

Damn, she got smacked on her right temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEErgQJUKQ

And she keeps looking off screen to her right like if she's looking for someone!!

[akwilly]

And she keeps looking off screen to her right like if she's looking for someone!!

classic mannerisms of a beaten woman

[Jocko Johnson]

Damn, she got smacked on her right temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njEErgQJUKQ

I have been busy getting my face bashed in.
WTF, she is as dumb as a rock.

[akwilly]

I can't believe Kathy got all dolled up to make that video. Did she actually say a damn thing?

[Yorkshire pud]

I can't believe Kathy got all dolled up to make that video. Did she actually say a damn thing?

She says things if they're scripted, approved and dictated by Senda. Any diviation from the official 'Senda is awsome, and everyone else is a hater' line is met with extreme prejudice.

[akwilly]

She says things if they're scripted, approved and dictated by Senda. Any diviation from the official 'Senda is awsome, and everyone else is a hater' line is met with extreme prejudice.

So that video was perhaps a cry for help?

[Who]

Earth calling George Senda.  Earth calling George Senda.  Come in George Senda . . .

Falkie, today is a big day for you.  Your hero, ghuru and fellow deep thinker, Dave Noory, will be available for live chat tonight.  Also, Dave's veterinarian will be giving medical advice to Dave's listeners.

Live chat with Deep Thinking Dave.  Medical advice from Deep Thinking Dave's veterinarian.  What could be better?  Be there!

That is all.  Earth out. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Earth calling George Senda.  Earth calling George Senda.  Come in George Senda . . .

Falkie, today is a big day for you.  Your hero, ghuru and fellow deep thinker, Dave Noory, will be available for live chat tonight.  Also, Dave's veterinarian will be giving medical advice to Dave's listeners.

Live chat with Deep Thinking Dave.  Medical advice from Deep Thinking Dave's veterinarian.  What could be better?  Be there!

That is all.  Earth out.

Perhaps the engineering, philisophical, sociological, artistic and literary deep and reasoned thoughts of a certain Mr Senda?

[Who]

Perhaps the engineering, philisophical, sociological, artistic and literary deep and reasoned thoughts of a certain Mr Senda?

Senda would be the perfect cohost for Deep-thinking Dave.  Can you imagine all that knowledge and brain power concentrated in one room?  It boggles the mind.  There would be no need for libraries or internet search.  All the knowledge in the universe would be in that studio. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda would be the perfect cohost for Deep-thinking Dave.  Can you imagine all that knowledge and brain power concentrated in one room?  It boggles the mind.  There would be no need for libraries or internet search.  All the knowledge in the universe would be in that studio.

We should be suitably humbled.

I just can't understand why I'm not; nor I suspect are you.

Why?

[Who]

Aristotle.  Archimedes.  Pythagoras.  Plato.  Socrates.  Newton.  Hawking.  Einstein.  Noory.  Senda.

[Who]

Unlike some on here, I don't fuck over my friends IF they don't act against MY best interests.

Yes, Senda really wrote that.  What is he saying?  The two "don'ts" cancel each other out.

"Unlike some on here, I don't fuck over my friends IF they don't act against MY best interests."

He fucks over his friends if they act against HIS best interests.  At least he's finally admitted it. Senda fucks over anyone standing between himself and the object of his desire.  Like a pork chop.  Or a chicken.  Or a Cinnabon.  Or a new iPad. 

But then, what would we expect from someone who publicly states he hopes his own mother burns in Hell (after using her money to buy new Apple toys)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xmbDVbdC3E

"My mother was 95.  Lived in the same apartment in San Francisco for 25 years.  And uhh.  She umm.  Was very frugal with her money.  Although she sent most of the money to my relatives, didn’t leave very much for me which was kind of annoying because I’m the only one who is struggling.  She, uh, helped the other relatives build houses and buy houses and mortgages and start businesses and bought them cars.  And she once said to me that, uh, any money she gave me now would be money I wouldn’t get in my inheritance and found out there wasn’t a hell of a lot of inheritance left because she gave away over a hundred grand from '96 on. I saw the checkbook registers."

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, Senda really wrote that.  What is he saying?  The two "don'ts" cancel each other out.

"Unlike some on here, I don't fuck over my friends IF they don't act against MY best interests."

He fucks over his friends if they act against HIS best interests.  At least he's finally admitted it. Senda fucks over anyone standing between himself and the object of his desire.  Like a pork chop.  Or a chicken.  Or a Cinnabon.  Or a new iPad. 

But then, what would we expect from someone who publicly states he hopes his own mother burns in Hell (after using her money to buy new Apple toys)?



"My mother was 95.  Lived in the same apartment in San Francisco for 25 years.  And uhh.  She umm.  Was very frugal with her money.  Although she sent most of the money to my relatives, didn’t leave very much for me which was kind of annoying because I’m the only one who is struggling.  She, uh, helped the other relatives build houses and buy houses and mortgages and start businesses and bought them cars.  And she once said to me that, uh, any money she gave me now would be money I wouldn’t get in my inheritance and found out there wasn’t a hell of a lot of inheritance left because she gave away over a hundred grand from '96 on. I saw the checkbook registers."

Why does he feel so entitled to money that he did not earn? That was his mother's money. She probably did not want to throw good money out after bad. She must have given Falkie money, he wasted it and she learned her lesson. The other relatives were probably hard working folk who made the most of the money given to them. Senda seems like such a shitty son. And shitty boyfriend.

[Who]

Why does he feel so entitled to money that he did not earn? That was his mother's money. She probably did not want to throw good money out after bad. She must have given Falkie money, he wasted it and she learned her lesson. The other relatives were probably hard working folk who made the most of the money given to them. Senda seems like such a shitty son. And shitty boyfriend.

In this classic rant, Senda blames his mother for buying him too many clothes.  Can you imagine?  She buys clothes for her adult son and how does he thank her?  By moaning and bitching about it. 

Here's a direct quote: "My mother kept buying me clothes for years until I have no more room in there." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zUwrBFUBo

[BellBoy]

...Senda seems like such a shitty son. And shitty boyfriend.

[Inglorious Bitch]

She buys clothes for her adult son and how does he thank her?  By moaning and bitching about it. 

It's the way of the Falkenberg.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Here's a direct quote: "My mother kept buying me clothes for years until I have no more room in there." 

Damn you to hell, BITCH!!!!!!

[SredniVashtar]

I wish I hadn't seen that video. The look of anger on his fat face, when someone suggests that he might want to lever himself off his fat lazy ass and do something about that trash pile he is living in, makes me want to vomit. He has a bad knee? Oh, he never mentioned it before!! He needs a muzzle because every time he opens his mouth he says something that makes you want to punch him. Why the hell would someone want to come and help him clean when it's his damn place? And what's a typical day in the life of Senda? Wandering around that dunghill of an apartment scratching himself? If it's so damn small why does it take so long to clean?

How the hell does he get to go round churches trying to score free food? He doesn't exactly look starving. I think charity in Senda's case would involve taking him to the highest point of the church  and applying a hand to the small of his back when he gets near an open window. And how dare his mother buy him clothes, that inhuman harridan!

OK, I feel better now. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I wish I hadn't seen that video. The look of anger on his fat face, when someone suggests that he might want to lever himself off his fat lazy ass and do something about that trash pile he is living in, makes me want to vomit. He has a bad knee? Oh, he never mentioned it before!! He needs a muzzle because every time he opens his mouth he says something that makes you want to punch him. Why the hell would someone want to come and help him clean when it's his damn place? And what's a typical day in the life of Senda? Wandering around that dunghill of an apartment scratching himself? If it's so damn small why does it take so long to clean?

How the hell does he get to go round churches trying to score free food? He doesn't exactly look starving. I think charity in Senda's case would involve taking him to the highest point of the church  and applying a hand to the small of his back when he gets near an open window. And how dare his mother buy him clothes, that inhuman harridan!

OK, I feel better now.

Phew! Imagine what you'd say if we'd lost the ashes?