The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, what the heck is the problem. You don't show you're self around here much and the production value of you're videos are at an all time low. Just because you are a looser in life doesn't mean you have to abandon you're friends here. We are here to help you even if that just means giving advice on how to clean you're apartment or maybe the name of a smart shelter to drop Kathy off at. So Falkie you glorious bastard come back to us.

[SnapT]

littlechris, you should really put your money where your mouth is and purchase the FALKIEâ,,¢ brand outright so you can produce his videos as they should be produced, turning Falkie into the cult superstar he was born and survived three days of being dead in order to be.  A superstar that you own lock, stock, and barrel.

Like when Disney bought Marvel, but on a much smaller scale.  Falkie could be your Iron Man.

If Noory truly does have his sights set on doing the same thing to Falkie, it would be worth it just to beat him to it.

(And none of that fleshy mutant sex doll bullshit!)

[akwilly]

littlechris, you should really put your money where your mouth is and purchase the FALKIEâ,,¢ brand outright so you can produce his videos as they should be produced, turning Falkie into the cult superstar he was born and survived three days of being dead in order to be.  A superstar that you own lock, stock, and barrel.

Like when Disney bought Marvel, but on a much smaller scale.  Falkie could be your Iron Man.

If Noory truly does have his sights set on doing the same thing to Falkie, it would be worth it just to beat him to it.

(And none of that mutant sex doll bullshit!)

Just curious, what kinda money you talking about to buy the "Falkie" brand.

[SnapT]

Just curious, what kinda money you talking about to buy the "Falkie" brand.

That's up to FALKIEâ,,¢!

I'd think $64,000 at a minimum, but that's just me. 

[akwilly]

Sounds reasonable if buying by the pound

[SnapT]

Sounds reasonable if buying by the pound

The rights purchase contract, as well as giving littlechris the rights to Falkie's name and likeness, should also stipulate that Falkie must produce a minimum of two videos per day on topics dictated by littlechris productions ltd.

[littlechris]

littlechris, you should really put your money where your mouth is and purchase the FALKIEâ,,¢ brand outright so you can produce his videos as they should be produced, turning Falkie into the cult superstar he was born and survived three days of being dead in order to be.  A superstar that you own lock, stock, and barrel.

Like when Disney bought Marvel, but on a much smaller scale.  Falkie could be your Iron Man.

If Noory truly does have his sights set on doing the same thing to Falkie, it would be worth it just to beat him to it.

(And none of that fleshy mutant sex doll bullshit!)

The rights purchase contract, as well as giving littlechris the rights to Falkie's name and likeness, should also stipulate that Falkie must produce a minimum of two videos per day on topics dictated by littlechris productions ltd.

No thank you.

I put up with his abuse for waay too long.

NEVER AGAIN.

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[SnapT]

No thank you.

I put up with his abuse for waay too long.

NEVER AGAIN.

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Quitter!

[akwilly]

No thank you.

I put up with his abuse for waay too long.

NEVER AGAIN.

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Wow, Kathy can do it.

[Jocko Johnson]

No thank you.

I put up with his abuse for waay too long.

NEVER AGAIN.

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Why would anyone want to buy something that is totally worthless?
Littlechris knows from what he speaks about.  Besides screw sendamoney,  he deserves nada, zip, nil, ziltch...zero!

[akwilly]

Why would anyone want to buy something that is totally worthless?
Littlechris knows from what he speaks about.  Besides screw sendamoney,  he deserves nada, zip, nil, ziltch...zero!

I would buy it if it meant I didn't have to work, got free maid service, free medical, and the chance to slap Kathy around. Oh and not clean

[littlechris]

George,

You should get a karaoke machine and sing songs on your Youtube channel. 

You can do songs by Sinatra, Elvis, etc. 
 
You and Kathy can even sing love duets together.

You can get a karaoke machine with monitor for under $100 at walmart.com

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Singing-Machine-CD-G-Karaoke-System-with-Built-in-5.5-B-W-CRT-Monitor-and-Microphone/38108011

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P.S.  This weekend Im going to send  you some black  hair dye and a bag of potatoes. 

Make sure to order a superman t-shirt so that you can do a Superman/Clark Kent video with your new hair color.

Check your P.O. BOX mid next week.

[eddie dean]

Didn't he buy all of this crap for better videos?

[littlechris]

Didn't he buy all of this crap for better videos?

Yes but now he needs a steadycam to get rid of all the shakes and jiggles.

http://www.amazon.com/FLYCAM-5000-Camera-System-Comfort/dp/B00LC5NSG0/ref=sr_1_9?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1439363073&sr=1-9&keywords=STEADY+CAM

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yes but now he needs a steadycam to get rid of all the shakes and jiggles.

http://www.amazon.com/FLYCAM-5000-Camera-System-Comfort/dp/B00LC5NSG0/ref=sr_1_9?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1439363073&sr=1-9&keywords=STEADY+CAM

I thought that's what that blue bracket was for?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think Falkie needs one of these babies for live uploads no matter where he goes.

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes but now he needs a steadycam to get rid of all the shakes and jiggles.

http://www.amazon.com/FLYCAM-5000-Camera-System-Comfort/dp/B00LC5NSG0/ref=sr_1_9?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1439363073&sr=1-9&keywords=STEADY+CAM

He could just duct tape it to his forehead.

[littlechris]

I thought that's what that blue bracket was for?

[Inglorious Bitch]

George,

You should get a karaoke machine and sing songs on your Youtube channel. 

You can do songs by Sinatra, Elvis, etc. 
 
You and Kathy can even sing love duets together.

You can get a karaoke machine with monitor for under $100 at walmart.com

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Singing-Machine-CD-G-Karaoke-System-with-Built-in-5.5-B-W-CRT-Monitor-and-Microphone/38108011

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P.S.  This weekend Im going to send  you some black  hair dye and a bag of potatoes. 

Make sure to order a superman t-shirt so that you can do a Superman/Clark Kent video with your new hair color.

Check your P.O. BOX mid next week.

Bwahaha!!! I would pay good money to see that! Falkie is sitting on a gold mine. Why should Noory be the only one ripping off Elvis?

[littlechris]

Bwahaha!!! I would pay good money to see that! Falkie is sitting on a gold mine. Why should Noory be the only one ripping off Elvis?

He actually has a very nice voice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvcUA7riiQ

[Inglorious Bitch]

He doesn't sound bad. He actually sounds better than Noory, but I need to see some showmanship. I need him to wear a tophat and monocle whilst he sings.

[littlechris]

He doesn't sound bad. He actually sounds better than Noory, but I need to see some showmanship. I need him to wear a tophat and monocle whilst he sings.

He TOTALLY is a better singer than the snoorge. 

In fact, when Falkie does get the karaoke machine, he needs to sing the exact same song that the snoorge sang in Santa Cruz: "Love Me With All Of Your Hear"t  by  Engelbert Humperdinck then upload that shit to Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

[Jocko Johnson]

He actually has a very nice voice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvcUA7riiQ

He sounds like a dying hippo...singing Mr. Sinatra?  How dare he!!!
Perhaps, next time take more than, "a moment,  to prepare." I doubt if he waited or prepared an entire lifetime if those phelm covered vocal cords would sound better, his voice box is as lazy as the rest of him.

[Jocko Johnson]

He TOTALLY is a better singer than the snoorge. 

In fact, when Falkie does get the karaoke machine, he needs to sing the exact same song that the snoorge sang in Santa Cruz: "Love Me With All Of Your Hear"t  by  Engelbert Humperdinck then upload that shit to Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

Snorge's gestures are so bad, they are worse than an idiot doing a parody of a moron doing hand and other gestures while trying tk si g, or excuse me, I am sure dave calls it, " crooning." What a nitemare! The alleged Elvis performances in Toronto. ..were so down right bone chilling, it gave me douche chills to watch. I almost, almost felt sorry for him. Then I  thought of the people that paid to witness that douche chilling event and realized,  screw them what did they really expect from jorge, the jerkys!!!

[3OctaveFart]

Senda's number was far from the worst of its kind. Noory's, still cringeworthy. I mean, holy mackerel! And Falkie "works" for this guy?

[Bart Ell]

his voice box is as lazy as the rest of him.

Best line of the last 600 pages... I would guess.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Since the thread has been slow lately and to get all caught up with the juggernaut that is the Falkie phenomenon, I decided to read this thread in its entirety. I already hit jackpot at page 2:

To quote the immortal Bugs Bunny by paraphrasing :

" Mud King don't know me very well, do he ? "
heh, heh, heh.

All part of my plan to control the net and make hot dating chicks my willing web slaves.

Rofl !

I can't laugh too much, makes me cough.

Last time Mud King had a plan he was in kindergarden trying to decide whether or not to dip the graham crackers in the weird hot chocolate schools made with the film on the top of the metal cups. That never tasted like cocoa, Hershey's, Bosco or Quik. But perhaps Ovaltine. I never drank that stuff.

[Inglorious Bitch]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22207442

"It's not just chlamydia that's threatening koalas. Many are struck by cars, or attacked by dogs. Others are pushed off their land due to urban sprawl."

Ew. Where did gNoory get the clap?

[SredniVashtar]

A little known fact. Until his mid-twenties George Senda thought his Christian name was Fuckoff. Everyone he went up to, when he would say to them, 'hi my name is George' would say, 'yes, we know, fuck off, George!'. That accounts for why all of his (begging) letters used to be signed 'Mr F. George'.

An old joke, slightly re-purposed, but worth another airing. 

[Jocko Johnson]

Best line of the last 600 pages... I would guess.

Thank you Mr. Ell. Coming from you, the bane of flackies very existence here that is a high compliment indeed!