The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

If bellgab was a living, breathing thing, this thread would be it's sweaty taint.

I'm proud to be a part of Bellgab's swamp nuts. Pusts and all.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

First of all Miss Bitchy Know-It-None I never said that I hit any woman that didn't deserve it. Who are you to tell me how to live my life and what I should accept from women? My mother was horrible to me and kept on suffocating me with news clothes and birthday money. My mother could have easily given me my birthday money in big bills but she chose to give it to me in tens. Do you know how much space in my pocket that twenty ten dollar bills take up? NO YOU DO NOT!

Fed the outdoor cats a special wet food today. Miss Pumpkin Cider gave me an extra purr of happiness after she finished her meal.

Two more trips to the storage facility to bring important documents and tv guides. Saw one of the tv guides I have on Ebay for $8. If I would have listened to every expert here they would have had me throw that away instead of paying for storage to protect my valuables.

Woke up after only 5 hours of sleep from nightmare of a sasquatch and then yelled in pain as I saw a sasquatch attacking me. Was only Kathy coming in for some sugar and managed to sleep another 12 hours without issue.

Tomorrow we go down to the old mill to see their new exhibition on how to mill. Videos and a new Kathy's Korner tonight after heat breaks and things cool down in here. Stumped my toe and twisted my knee and cried out in pain so loud that woman 3 blocks away came by to see if I was ok. Did 3 loads of laundry and only managed to launder one shirt.

Sent George 3 stories from front page of CNN and he read one tonight and it was story on China that I broke.

Thanks.  I needed a good Falkie fix.

[Who]

I've not been listening to Art because of it and no, she has not found a place I am totally devoted to Dave.

[BellBoy]

If bellgab was a living, breathing thing, this thread would be it's sweaty taint.

shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're making falkie horny 

[coaster]

shhhhhhhhhhhh! You're making falkie horny 

If you want to make Falkie horny (gross btw), you talk about piles of garbage bags full of half empty mayo jars that have been left out to bake in the sun. The resulting smell is Falkie's viagra.

[Jocko Johnson]

First of all Miss Bitchy Know-It-None I never said that I hit any woman that didn't deserve it. Who are you to tell me how to live my life and what I should accept from women? My mother was horrible to me and kept on suffocating me with news clothes and birthday money. My mother could have easily given me my birthday money in big bills but she chose to give it to me in tens. Do you know how much space in my pocket that twenty ten dollar bills take up? NO YOU DO NOT!

Fed the outdoor cats a special wet food today. Miss Pumpkin Cider gave me an extra purr of happiness after she finished her meal.

Two more trips to the storage facility to bring important documents and tv guides. Saw one of the tv guides I have on Ebay for $8. If I would have listened to every expert here they would have had me throw that away instead of paying for storage to protect my valuables.

Woke up after only 5 hours of sleep from nightmare of a sasquatch and then yelled in pain as I saw a sasquatch attacking me. Was only Kathy coming in for some sugar and managed to sleep another 12 hours without issue.

Tomorrow we go down to the old mill to see their new exhibition on how to mill. Videos and a new Kathy's Korner tonight after heat breaks and things cool down in here. Stumped my toe and twisted my knee and cried out in pain so loud that woman 3 blocks away came by to see if I was ok. Did 3 loads of laundry and only managed to launder one shirt.

Sent George 3 stories from front page of CNN and he read one tonight and it was story on China that I broke.

Oh God...Mr. Ell Iove you! Out of the wilderness comes the real Falkie!!! We now have the bait...watch as the flackquash comes rumbling on the thread to post that, that's not me...don't believe him.  Then he posts pretty much the same ...please Bart continue...you're cracking me up!

[Jocko Johnson]

We're still throwing open applications for band members (so far no fixed numbers), road manager, publicity manager, roadies, groupies--I mean fans, and tour bus drivers.

I think the stage set should be garbage, fans and discarded food and clothes themed; thoughts on that? -

Can't play can't  sing, born supervisor...sign me up for whatever you think...chief of security would be in my line.

[Jocko Johnson]

I call bass player.

Excellent idea for the stage set. We could have box fans, alien heads and a giant Terrible Towel in the background.

We could all wear crappy Art Bell knock off tees with the name spelled wrong and all the shit hung in the background must be backwards!  Cats and old soda cans are a must as well as some rats with red eyes, (the red eyes will keep jazzmunda away so he won't ruin our show)

[Jocko Johnson]

Peoples,  I  am telling you...with.Mr. Ell back and the bulkie housekeeper saga to begin shortly, we hope... I am betting on 1000 pgs by Christmas!!!!
WHAT SAY YOU??

[MR. Spock]

Falkie are you still alive?  I miss your posts. How's Cathy doing? Has noory talked to you lately?

[littlechris]

How's Cathy doing?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Can't play can't  sing, born supervisor...sign me up for whatever you think...chief of security would be in my line.

Kewl. The band will need protection from all the h8erz. Well, from Falkie anyway.

[bateman]

First of all Miss Bitchy Know-It-None I never said that I hit any woman that didn't deserve it. Who are you to tell me how to live my life and what I should accept from women? My mother was horrible to me and kept on suffocating me with news clothes and birthday money. My mother could have easily given me my birthday money in big bills but she chose to give it to me in tens. Do you know how much space in my pocket that twenty ten dollar bills take up? NO YOU DO NOT!

Fed the outdoor cats a special wet food today. Miss Pumpkin Cider gave me an extra purr of happiness after she finished her meal.

Two more trips to the storage facility to bring important documents and tv guides. Saw one of the tv guides I have on Ebay for $8. If I would have listened to every expert here they would have had me throw that away instead of paying for storage to protect my valuables.

Woke up after only 5 hours of sleep from nightmare of a sasquatch and then yelled in pain as I saw a sasquatch attacking me. Was only Kathy coming in for some sugar and managed to sleep another 12 hours without issue.

Tomorrow we go down to the old mill to see their new exhibition on how to mill. Videos and a new Kathy's Korner tonight after heat breaks and things cool down in here. Stumped my toe and twisted my knee and cried out in pain so loud that woman 3 blocks away came by to see if I was ok. Did 3 loads of laundry and only managed to launder one shirt.

Sent George 3 stories from front page of CNN and he read one tonight and it was story on China that I broke.

[akwilly]

I would like to play the flute. Also I would ram it up Falkies ass, so I guess I would only play one gig.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Peoples,  I  am telling you...with.Mr. Ell back and the bulkie housekeeper saga to begin shortly, we hope... I am betting on 1000 pgs by Christmas!!!!
WHAT SAY YOU??

I say let's knock this out.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I would like to play the flute. Also I would ram it up Falkies ass, so I guess I would only play one gig.

Not the skin flute - Falkie's already playing that. Oh wait, is he allowed in the band? After all it is Falkie and the Haterz.

[akwilly]

Not the skin flute - Falkie's already playing that. Oh wait, is he allowed in the band? After all it is Falkie and the Haterz.

Falkie would obviously be the drummer. He gets to sit down and he gets to hit things.

[chefist]

Yes this one was extra well conceived!

[littlechris]

Falkie would obviously be the drummer. He gets to sit down and he gets to hit things.

lol.  Or his ass can rap.. 

Wow, this fucker is freestyling!!!!!!!!

lol @3:33  "sorry i forgot the line, I know I'm an internet swine!" 

Bwaaa!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD9-x0pr9U

[littlechris]

I call bass player.

... We could have box fans, alien heads and a giant Terrible Towel in the background.

Ive looked all over the internet for the alien lamp but no luck so far.

Maybe ill make one.

[akwilly]

Ive looked all over the internet for the alien lamp but no luck so far.

Maybe ill make one.

If Falkie has one then I would look in landfills and similar places that Falkie might shop at.

[Inglorious Bitch]

lol.  Or his ass can rap.. 

Wow, this fucker is freestyling!!!!!!!!

Move over Fidy Cent. T-Falk is in town.

[akwilly]

would love to see Kathy in a rap video twerking.

[littlechris]

would love to see Kathy in a rap video twerking.

My cock is HARD just thinking about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gce7iPxwucE

[eddie dean]

Move over Fidy Cent. T-Falk is in town.

No, No. It would be Biggie Falk  or Hip-Hop Opotamus

[akwilly]

nice to see a box fan in the above video

[akwilly]

No, No. It would be Biggie Falk  or Hip-Hop Opotamus

sir shits allot

[Inglorious Bitch]

No, No. It would be Biggie Falk  or Hip-Hop Opotamus

The Notorious F.A.L.K.

[akwilly]

new kids on the cock

[Inglorious Bitch]

Slick Dick(head)