The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

Ew. Where did gNoory get the clap?

Flackie banged the snorge koala! ??

[Yorkshire pud]

Since the thread has been slow lately and to get all caught up with the juggernaut that is the Falkie phenomenon, I decided to read this thread in its entirety. I already hit jackpot at page 2:

You found his prime chat up line then? Hmmmmmmm. He's quite the catch eh?

[Inglorious Bitch]

You found his prime chat up line then? Hmmmmmmm. He's quite the catch eh?

LOL, it doesn't get any better as far as eligible bachelors go, except possibly snorge.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Flackie banged the snorge koala! ??

A pair of glasses doesn't pay for itself, Jocko.

[MAX]

What's the latest?  Any new videos or statements  from bulkie and sweet k?

Here is what I am sure will be an unpopular idea. Time to go cold turkey and shut down this thread. Fatso stated he will not be posting any longer and will only use his "videos"  so F em. He has bragged about having his "own" thread   on bellgab in the past so take it away from him if you really want revenge.  That will crush him.

(You can also always stroll over to the Bellahaven thread  , I tried that one but it gave me hot flashes and   menopausal  symptoms even though I am a man..... )   

[Yorkshire pud]

Here is what I am sure will be an unpopular idea. Time to go cold turkey and shut down this thread. Fatso stated he will not be posting any longer and will only use his "videos"  so F em. He has bragged about having his "own" thread   on bellgab in the past so take it away from him if you really want revenge.  That will crush him.

(You can also always stroll over to the Bellahaven thread  , I tried that one but it gave me hot flashes and   menopausal  symptoms even though I am a man..... )   

Did you also feel tempted to be 'bestie' with anyone, or fall over yourself in praising anyone because they typed anything?

[Inglorious Bitch]

(You can also always stroll over to the Bellahaven thread  , I tried that one but it gave me hot flashes and   menopausal  symptoms even though I am a man..... )   

Did you at least have a cup of coffee?

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

every time I hear Hoagland's super secret phone ring at the beginning of "Other Side of Midnight", I picture Falkie on the other end

[3OctaveFart]

I am fascinated that JackStar managed to fit in socially with that crowd.

[MAX]

Did you at least have a cup of coffee?

yes maxwell house black.... very boring for that thread, was good to the last drop however

[MAX]

Did you also feel tempted to be 'bestie' with anyone, or fall over yourself in praising anyone because they typed anything?

yes I did and I still feel tingling in weird places as well

[3OctaveFart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Tjb1TDT1w&spfreload=10

[akwilly]

Here is what I am sure will be an unpopular idea. Time to go cold turkey and shut down this thread. Fatso stated he will not be posting any longer and will only use his "videos"  so F em. He has bragged about having his "own" thread   on bellgab in the past so take it away from him if you really want revenge.  That will crush him.

(You can also always stroll over to the Bellahaven thread  , I tried that one but it gave me hot flashes and   menopausal  symptoms even though I am a man..... )   

What about unsubscribing to his youtube channel as well?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I still feel tingling in weird places

So do they

[MR. Spock]

Hello george aka falkie.  What's new?

[Jocko Johnson]

What about unsubscribing to his youtube channel as well?

Been there done that, I invite any and all to do it, the feeling is refreshing...cleansing.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Dumped by Senda ....... ?
Hilarious 

[SredniVashtar]

Did you also feel tempted to be 'bestie' with anyone, or fall over yourself in praising anyone because they typed anything?

The Bellahaven thread is a strong contender for 'weirdest thing on the internet'. Just reading a few posts makes one's balls shrivel and disappear up the asshole, and that's just the women. I thought it was the clammy presence of WhiteCrow that made it so disturbing (he could turn the most innocent Sunday School picnic into something out of David Cronenberg) but I think at least half of the regular posters ought to be incarcerated as a precautionary measure and the rest put under strict observation. It's the icky combination of 'you go, girl' fake supportiveness with an undercurrent of passive aggression that always strikes me. And as for this business of having 'coffee' together...

I don't know who to call first - a priest or a policeman

[onan]

The Bellahaven thread is a strong contender for 'weirdest thing on the internet'. Just reading a few posts makes one's balls shrivel and disappear up the asshole, and that's just the women. I thought it was the clammy presence of WhiteCrow that made it so disturbing (he could turn the most innocent Sunday School picnic into something out of David Cronenberg) but I think at least half of the regular posters ought to be incarcerated as a precautionary measure and the rest put under strict observation. It's the icky combination of 'you go, girl' fake supportiveness with an undercurrent of passive aggression that always strikes me. And as for this business of having 'coffee' together...

I don't know who to call first - a priest or a policeman

It is a variation of on-line role playing. Meh. They aren't trying to scam anyone with pleas for sympathy. No one there is asking for money to help a girlfriend, friend, punching bag find shelter.

[Yorkshire pud]

The Bellahaven thread is a strong contender for 'weirdest thing on the internet'. Just reading a few posts makes one's balls shrivel and disappear up the asshole, and that's just the women. I thought it was the clammy presence of WhiteCrow that made it so disturbing (he could turn the most innocent Sunday School picnic into something out of David Cronenberg) but I think at least half of the regular posters ought to be incarcerated as a precautionary measure and the rest put under strict observation. It's the icky combination of 'you go, girl' fake supportiveness with an undercurrent of passive aggression that always strikes me. And as for this business of having 'coffee' together...

I don't know who to call first - a priest or a policeman

It has that air of pubescent schoolgirl angst/ insecurity/ reassurance about it. Awwwww.

[SredniVashtar]

It has that air of pubescent schoolgirl angst/ insecurity/ reassurance about it. Awwwww.

If they weren't posting on here they'd be annoying the shit out of me in real life with their effeminate ramblings.

They are the sort of people you find yourself opposite on trains. They sit next to each other but don't speak - preferring to look at their phones, then occasionally show it to each other and giggle.

I don't mean to be harsh, but damn them all to hell.

[Yorkshire pud]

If they weren't posting on here they'd be annoying the shit out of me in real life with their effeminate ramblings.

They are the sort of people you find yourself opposite on trains. They sit next to each other but don't speak - preferring to look at their phones, then occasionally show it to each other and giggle.

I don't mean to be harsh, but damn them all to hell.

We still won the ashes though.

You're harsh but very fair.

[SredniVashtar]

We still won the ashes though.

You're harsh but very fair.

Yes, you sound like my inner voice telling me to be calm 

I think it must be the weather. Absolutely bloody awful here at the moment and no sign of getting any better. I don't think even having 'coffee' with a bunch of shut-ins is going to make any difference right now.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 20, 2013, 12:06:37 AM

All part of my plan to control the net and make hot dating chicks my willing web slaves.

Because slavery is the only way that Falkie could get within 100 yards of a woman without his wallet leading the way.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Because slavery is the only way that Falkie could get within 100 yards of a woman without his wallet leading the way.

Well, well...look what the cat dragged in.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Well, well...look what the cat dragged in.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dude! That's just wrong. Nice to see you, too.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Dude! That's just wrong. Nice to see you, too.

What's wrong about it?  The kid's parents must adore him.  He's been seated for a childhood photo; they are obviously not embarrassed or treating him as an abnormal child who needs to be hidden away.  And look at the smile plastered on his puss.  He shows signs of being loved and cared for and having a happy, healthy childhood.  In contrast to (dragging the thread back on topic) to Falkie, whose two hands have done nothing but cause heartache and despair to those close to him.

Stop making lemons out of lemonade, Ibby. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

What's wrong about it?  The kid's parents must adore him.  He's been seated for a childhood photo; they are obviously not embarrassed or treating him as an abnormal child who needs to be hidden away.  And look at the smile plastered on his puss.  He shows signs of being loved and cared for and having a happy, healthy childhood. 

That's the spirit in which this picture is shown when a proud parent shows you his pic. It's a different story when it's an internet meme type of tongue in cheek pic, but I'm not trying to harsh your mellow. 

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes, you sound like my inner voice telling me to be calm 

I think it must be the weather. Absolutely bloody awful here at the moment and no sign of getting any better. I don't think even having 'coffee' with a bunch of shut-ins is going to make any difference right now.

Maybe they are having a kind of "virtual" coffee together?