The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[littlechris]

George, what happened to the research you were going to do as per your last post 6 days ago? 

Are you really somewhere off the coast of Africa like WR250 was saying??

...In the interim, I have run across information on local topics that if confirmed may well pique her interest and others including Noory, Bell and Alex Jones. I'm going to have to a lot of research on it to confirm what I was told tonight during a several hour session.

[BellBoy]

George, what happened to the research you were going to do as per your last post 6 days ago?

Are you really somewhere off the coast of Africa like WR250 was saying??

...In the interim, I have run across information on local topics that if confirmed may well pique her interest and others including Noory, Bell and Alex Jones. I'm going to have to a lot of research on it to confirm what I was told tonight during a several hour session.

OMG, Falkie has gone completely mental... he thinks his bowl movements are talking to him 

[Defwhale]

Notorious F. A. T. would work, as well.

Will the real Fat Shady please stand up, please stand up

[Defwhale]

G.W.A, (Grifters With Attitude), Straight Outta Martinez

[3OctaveFart]

The Bellahaven thread is a strong contender for 'weirdest thing on the internet'. Just reading a few posts makes one's balls shrivel and disappear up the asshole, and that's just the women. I thought it was the clammy presence of WhiteCrow that made it so disturbing (he could turn the most innocent Sunday School picnic into something out of David Cronenberg) but I think at least half of the regular posters ought to be incarcerated as a precautionary measure and the rest put under strict observation. It's the icky combination of 'you go, girl' fake supportiveness with an undercurrent of passive aggression that always strikes me. And as for this business of having 'coffee' together...

I don't know who to call first - a priest or a policeman

http://www.theonion.com/article/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the--27446

[Defwhale]

http://www.theonion.com/article/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the--27446

The Bella-Hella gals out on the town?

[littlechris]

The Bella-Hella gals out on the town?

I too am enjoying the Bella haven thread.

Especially the torpedos that are fired from here.

Good times.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I too am enjoying the Bella haven thread.

Especially the torpedos that are fired from here.

Good times.

LC, is that duct tape on your glasses, a la Falkie?

[3OctaveFart]

The Bella-Hella gals out on the town?

I imagine gay men are 10 times more enthusiastic in such support sessions.

I don't know why the Bella-Haven group exists ... maybe women find a hard time identifying a place on this board or even the Art Bell universe. It is interesting, though. I love the weird anthropology of forums. Even this thread has become quasi-social.

[ziznak]

its a peek into human suffering and psycopathology that you just can't get anywhere else isnt it?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I imagine gay men are 10 times more enthusiastic in such support sessions.

I don't know why the Bella-Haven group exists ... maybe women find a hard time identifying a place on this board or even the Art Bell universe. It is interesting, though. I love the weird anthropology of forums. Even this thread has become quasi-social.

It attracts a certain type of woman. Not all of us bitches are elderly or cat ladies.

[Inglorious Bitch]

The Falkie thread is a special kind of monster, the Frankenstein Falkenstein.

[Yorkshire pud]

It attracts a certain type of woman. Not all of us bitches are elderly or cat ladies.

You tell em girl. What have you ever done for cat ladies or those in need of mutual and multi topic appreciation?

[Yorkshire pud]

I think our new band should cover this...who is up for the chant at the beginning?

http://youtu.be/hchOYs_d_Bw

and this...can you see why I'm the drummer? I don't like dressing up...But the guitar intro is the best ever, period.

http://youtu.be/8I8mWG6HlmU

[Jocko Johnson]

Notorious F. A. T. would work, as well.

Not to promote my own suggestion but...THE WELFARE WRECKING CREW  is my favorite.  It's so anti establishment as well as "ghetto" and sooooo falkie!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Calling MR. Bart Ell, or should I say, falkie2015!??

We are ready for today's missive, please? In fact you are much better than the 2013 model which has gone haywire and in unresponsive.  Along with the unauthorized falkie site by sendamoney mastermind LittleChris we are shitting in high cotton,  y'all!!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

Calling MR. Bart Ell, or should I say, falkie2015!??

We are ready for today's missive, please? In fact you are much better than the 2013 model which has gone haywire and in unresponsive.  Along with the unauthorized falkie site by sendamoney mastermind LittleChris we are shitting in high cotton,  y'all!!!!

Cotton? Pah! I fart through silk....Oh yes.

[Yorkshire pud]

I too am enjoying the Bella haven thread.

Especially the torpedos that are fired from here.

Good times.

The oestrogen can be smelt from here....

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, post so we know you're alive. Come on, this is not as much fun unless you post, and you know that.

[MAX]

I imagine gay men are 10 times more enthusiastic in such support sessions.

I don't know why the Bella-Haven group exists ... maybe women find a hard time identifying a place on this board or even the Art Bell universe. It is interesting, though. I love the weird anthropology of forums. Even this thread has become quasi-social.

They are 10 times more enthusiastic and are all on the bellahaven thread with their sisters oh I hope laser boy does not come back and yell at me because his son is gay......

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. Are you really doing research? If so please give us an update. Also is it ok with you if I name my boat Falkie? Seems fitting becouse it too is a worthless leaky tub.

[Jocko Johnson]

They are 10 times more enthusiastic and are all on the bellahaven thread with their sisters oh I hope laser boy does not come back and yell at me because his son is gay......

Fuck that phoney ass kisser lasercock, he's not posting but bet he still has an acct and lurks.

[Jocko Johnson]

We need our top men, yes the top men to scoure the web to see where fatboy is posting. There is no way he can go cold turkey. A51D...what do you have for us?

[Jocko Johnson]

Bart Ell we need today's fatboy update.

[akwilly]

We need our top men, yes the top men to scoure the web to see where fatboy is posting. There is no way he can go cold turkey. A51D...what do you have for us?

has anyone checked police reports? Maybe the law finally caught up with the bastard

[b_dubb]

has anyone checked police reports? Maybe the law finally caught up with the bastard

Or he's dead.

http://www.cityofmartinez.org/depts/police/daily_police_log.asp

[akwilly]

Or he's dead.

http://www.cityofmartinez.org/depts/police/daily_police_log.asp

well I guess that is an option

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. I went gold panning the other day and thought of you. After a few hours of panning I got tired and hungry, so I pulled out the piece of bacon I had in my pocket and got ready to fry it up. But then I noticed a couple of holes in the mud and quickly realized that they were crawdad holes. So being smart as I am I decided to hang my bacon strip in the hole and bait out a crawdad. It worked of course, the little bastards would just hang on the bacon and let me pull them right up. So after I dined on my catch I started feeling a little manly, So thats when I decided that becouse there were no crawdads in the holes, and they were nice holes, and it was muddy and squishy, I might as well stick my weiner in the hole. But since I'm not turned on by holes in the mud I decided to take a stick and trace the outline of Sweet Kathy's mug in the mud. It looked allot like her, black eye and all. I was slow and gentle at first but things turned violent after I tried to kiss the Kathy drawing and got mud in my mouth. So anyway just thought you would like to know what I've been up to since we never hear from you.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey SLOB-O,  when does the maid/housekeer/cleaner start wading into that nitemare of a hovel you live in? I assume you have quit cleaning etc the very minute you were approved and informed of this assistance, so it has to be worse than ever, but who cares right...you don't have to clean it!!!
Oh, I just can't wait...as the maid is cleaning and picking up after that vile swine bulkie, he'll be toss his shit right back on the floor!

Senda: OK, I am your boss now, You see that puss on the pig who lives here with me? If you don't want your face lookimg like hers you will do as I say, got it? First thing you are gonna have to do a few other things, jobs, that probably not mentioned in your job description.  I have a french maids outfit you will need to wear. As well I am gonna call you Fifi. If you don't obey you will be deported to what ever hell hole 3rd world nation you came from. Here in the USA I am a very important man.
Fifi: Yes master I no what no trouble...
Senda: Very good you and all you friends and family will be required to subscribe to my use-tubes channel and watch my videos over and over all day and night!  ASAP!
Fifi: Oui.
Senda: Now don't concern yourself with the cleaning until I get the next inspection /eviction notice. You will be busy p/u my    ☆$'s and getting and cooking my food, wiping my ample ass and blowing me as I listen to my master & commander dave snoory. You will have to provide him with favors as well if he wishes.
Fifi: Oui master, I  want no troubles. BANG, POW!!!! Master what was that for, why you hit me!!!???
Senda: That was for nothing bitch, now imagine if you did do something that displeased me!!? Now wash my feet and cut my toe nails, NOW!!

And so it will begin in our quest for
1 0 0 0 pgs.!

[ziznak]

Hey Falkie. I went gold panning the other day and thought of you. After a few hours of panning I got tired and hungry, so I pulled out the piece of bacon I had in my pocket and got ready to fry it up. But then I noticed a couple of holes in the mud and quickly realized that they were crawdad holes. So being smart as I am I decided to hang my bacon strip in the hole and bait out a crawdad. It worked of course, the little bastards would just hang on the bacon and let me pull them right up. So after I dined on my catch I started feeling a little manly, So thats when I decided that becouse there were no crawdads in the holes, and they were nice holes, and it was muddy and squishy, I might as well stick my weiner in the hole. But since I'm not turned on by holes in the mud I decided to take a stick and trace the outline of Sweet Kathy's mug in the mud. It looked allot like her, black eye and all. I was slow and gentle at first but things turned violent after I tried to kiss the Kathy drawing and got mud in my mouth. So anyway just thought you would like to know what I've been up to since we never hear from you.

LMAO