The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

Falkie, do you use those kids toys and stuffed animals to lure the young children to your hovel?

Oh yeah, Kathy...who gives a rats sweet ass, go and STFU.

Ah ha...so Kathy, you did get tossed out for causing Patty's arrest, messing the place up, infesting it with rats and roaches and trying to bang her boyfriend and steal her car...no wonder after doing those things she threw you out!!! Thank you counselor falkie for clearing that up you blowhard asshole.

[norland2424]

https://youtu.be/2_QJ0-xhgD0 See Falkie she makes money eating

LOL never thought id see hungry lips posted on here hahaha

[Defwhale]

Falkie, do you use those kids toys and stuffed animals to lure the young children to your hovel?

Oh yeah, Kathy...who gives a rats sweet ass, go and STFU.

Ah ha...so Kathy, you did get tossed out for causing Patty's arrest, messing the place up, infesting it with rats and roaches and trying to bang her boyfriend and steal her car...no wonder after doing those things she threw you out!!! Thank you counselor falkie for clearing that up you blowhard asshole.

My reinspection was today and that BITCH still isn't satisfied.  Piles of old magazines and dirty clothes in the hallway are NOT fire hazards.  A filthy sink and 7 crates of dirty dishes are none of her BUSINESS.  One man's fast food bags and wrappers strewn all over the carpet is another man's decorations.  And it's none of her BUSINESS what's on the floor anyway.  I am NOT attracting roaches and flies.
I have an appointment tomorrow with the Regional Director of HUD.  He and I were friends in High School, I used to help him with his homework and he used me for a reference when he was appointed to his job, plus I know how to talk to these people.
This apartment manager told me she was fed up when she got here and found Kathy nude and still asleep in the front room.  She knows I am NOT a morning person.  She told me Kathy can't stay here and either she goes or we both have to move out.  I know the law and its 2 people per bedroom plus one more person no matter what the rent agreement says so legally 3 people can live here because it's a one bedroom.  Even if the bedroom is packed full of stuffed animals and old computer parts and no one can get in, but that bitch doesn't understand that.
I'm not going to argue about it because by then to was getting too hot.  I told Kathy to call Patty and have her get the spare room ready.  After 6 calls Patty finally picked up.  She just screamed at Kathy and slammed down the phone.  This time that's it I'm never letting her come over and clean or bring food again.
I dropped Kathy off at the local church that offers the most food for the homeless at dinner time.  The one around the corner from there has a few rooms for the indigent but no cable TV.  I told Kathy she could come over and watch TV 2 or 3 times a week and do her Kathy's Korner videos but to not let the manager see her when shes here.  I think she will be going to the theatre and watching a lot of movies until she finds a new apartment.  She knows how to get in with a matinee ticket and watch 5 or 6 movies by going from one screen to the next.  She buys A LOT of candy, cokes, hotdogs, and popcorn so it's nobodys BUSINESS how long she stays and how many movies she watches once she gets inside so STFU.  She's my rock, but it's nice now that she moved out again.
It's not as hot today Im going to call Drone then go to Starbucks and do a video if there's still time after that. 

[Dateline]

This is real.  I am now getting ads for free coupons for Subway at www.befrugal.com.

This thread is just the grift that keeps on giving.

[Bart Ell]

I now feel like Bart Sawyer and I got all of you to whitewash the fence for me.
Carry on.

[Jocko Johnson]

I now feel like Bart Sawyer and I got all of you to whitewash the fence for me.
Carry on.

We are still just at the masters knee, I anxiously await your contributions to the style of post you invented, that so enraged the SLOB-O beast that he banished himself! The very mention of your name sent the creature waddling off the web and to the nearest ☆$'s for refuge!!!

[Rally Squirrel]

Maybe next time you do a video Sendamemoney, you could hang a clean sheet up behind Our Sweet Kathy and hide all your shit you have hanging over the wall.  Just a thought.  I kept getting distracted by shit you had on display and I really found it difficult to focus on Our Sweet Kathy and then you jumping in to interrogate  the susp, er, Our Sweet Kathy was jarring and now I'm off to walk the family dog and then go to the gym.  Oops!  Sorry, I said the 'G' word.  I know the idea of pushing iron around, frankly, scares the shit out of you.  Oh well, toodles.

George had to make her repeat that car story because me missed it the first time. He was to preoccupied with her cooter and tried to get an up-shorts shot of it.

[bateman]

Today I'll need to nap after my first nap because Kathy kept me awake overnight with her farting that followed through and covered the cats; I was going to spend the rest of the night cleaning it up but decided to eat a half frozen raw cod and watch as Kathy rolled over in it and the cat. But the haters will make that their business. AND IT IS NOT!!

Hardest laugh I've had today.

Video later.

[Falkie2013]

My reinspection was today and that BITCH still isn't satisfied.  Piles of old magazines and dirty clothes in the hallway are NOT fire hazards.  A filthy sink and 7 crates of dirty dishes are none of her BUSINESS.  One man's fast food bags and wrappers strewn all over the carpet is another man's decorations.  And it's none of her BUSINESS what's on the floor anyway.  I am NOT attracting roaches and flies.
I have an appointment tomorrow with the Regional Director of HUD.  He and I were friends in High School, I used to help him with his homework and he used me for a reference when he was appointed to his job, plus I know how to talk to these people.
This apartment manager told me she was fed up when she got here and found Kathy nude and still asleep in the front room.  She knows I am NOT a morning person.  She told me Kathy can't stay here and either she goes or we both have to move out.  I know the law and its 2 people per bedroom plus one more person no matter what the rent agreement says so legally 3 people can live here because it's a one bedroom.  Even if the bedroom is packed full of stuffed animals and old computer parts and no one can get in, but that bitch doesn't understand that.
I'm not going to argue about it because by then to was getting too hot.  I told Kathy to call Patty and have her get the spare room ready.  After 6 calls Patty finally picked up.  She just screamed at Kathy and slammed down the phone.  This time that's it I'm never letting her come over and clean or bring food again.
I dropped Kathy off at the local church that offers the most food for the homeless at dinner time.  The one around the corner from there has a few rooms for the indigent but no cable TV.  I told Kathy she could come over and watch TV 2 or 3 times a week and do her Kathy's Korner videos but to not let the manager see her when shes here.  I think she will be going to the theatre and watching a lot of movies until she finds a new apartment.  She knows how to get in with a matinee ticket and watch 5 or 6 movies by going from one screen to the next.  She buys A LOT of candy, cokes, hotdogs, and popcorn so it's nobodys BUSINESS how long she stays and how many movies she watches once she gets inside so STFU.  She's my rock, but it's nice now that she moved out again.
It's not as hot today Im going to call Drone then go to Starbucks and do a video if there's still time after that.
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Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

[aldousburbank]

My reinspection was today and that BITCH still isn't satisfied.  Piles of old magazines and dirty clothes in the hallway are NOT fire hazards.  A filthy sink and 7 crates of dirty dishes are none of her BUSINESS.  One man's fast food bags and wrappers strewn all over the carpet is another man's decorations.  And it's none of her BUSINESS what's on the floor anyway.  I am NOT attracting roaches and flies.
I have an appointment tomorrow with the Regional Director of HUD.  He and I were friends in High School, I used to help him with his homework and he used me for a reference when he was appointed to his job, plus I know how to talk to these people.
This apartment manager told me she was fed up when she got here and found Kathy nude and still asleep in the front room.  She knows I am NOT a morning person.  She told me Kathy can't stay here and either she goes or we both have to move out.  I know the law and its 2 people per bedroom plus one more person no matter what the rent agreement says so legally 3 people can live here because it's a one bedroom.  Even if the bedroom is packed full of stuffed animals and old computer parts and no one can get in, but that bitch doesn't understand that.
I'm not going to argue about it because by then to was getting too hot.  I told Kathy to call Patty and have her get the spare room ready.  After 6 calls Patty finally picked up.  She just screamed at Kathy and slammed down the phone.  This time that's it I'm never letting her come over and clean or bring food again.
I dropped Kathy off at the local church that offers the most food for the homeless at dinner time.  The one around the corner from there has a few rooms for the indigent but no cable TV.  I told Kathy she could come over and watch TV 2 or 3 times a week and do her Kathy's Korner videos but to not let the manager see her when shes here.  I think she will be going to the theatre and watching a lot of movies until she finds a new apartment.  She knows how to get in with a matinee ticket and watch 5 or 6 movies by going from one screen to the next.  She buys A LOT of candy, cokes, hotdogs, and popcorn so it's nobodys BUSINESS how long she stays and how many movies she watches once she gets inside so STFU.  She's my rock, but it's nice now that she moved out again.
It's not as hot today Im going to call Drone then go to Starbucks and do a video if there's still time after that.
[/quo


Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

I just love how you can't tell faux Falkie from the real Falkie, except for real Falkie doesn't know how to respond without fucking up the quote html heh. /quote]

[littlechris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My reinspection was today and that BITCH still isn't satisfied.  Piles of old magazines and dirty clothes in the hallway are NOT fire hazards.  A filthy sink and 7 crates of dirty dishes are none of her BUSINESS.  One man's fast food bags and wrappers strewn all over the carpet is another man's decorations.  And it's none of her BUSINESS what's on the floor anyway.  I am NOT attracting roaches and flies.
I have an appointment tomorrow with the Regional Director of HUD.  He and I were friends in High School, I used to help him with his homework and he used me for a reference when he was appointed to his job, plus I know how to talk to these people.
This apartment manager told me she was fed up when she got here and found Kathy nude and still asleep in the front room.  She knows I am NOT a morning person.  She told me Kathy can't stay here and either she goes or we both have to move out.  I know the law and its 2 people per bedroom plus one more person no matter what the rent agreement says so legally 3 people can live here because it's a one bedroom.  Even if the bedroom is packed full of stuffed animals and old computer parts and no one can get in, but that bitch doesn't understand that.
I'm not going to argue about it because by then to was getting too hot.  I told Kathy to call Patty and have her get the spare room ready.  After 6 calls Patty finally picked up.  She just screamed at Kathy and slammed down the phone.  This time that's it I'm never letting her come over and clean or bring food again.
I dropped Kathy off at the local church that offers the most food for the homeless at dinner time.  The one around the corner from there has a few rooms for the indigent but no cable TV.  I told Kathy she could come over and watch TV 2 or 3 times a week and do her Kathy's Korner videos but to not let the manager see her when shes here.  I think she will be going to the theatre and watching a lot of movies until she finds a new apartment.  She knows how to get in with a matinee ticket and watch 5 or 6 movies by going from one screen to the next.  She buys A LOT of candy, cokes, hotdogs, and popcorn so it's nobodys BUSINESS how long she stays and how many movies she watches once she gets inside so STFU.  She's my rock, but it's nice now that she moved out again.
It's not as hot today Im going to call Drone then go to Starbucks and do a video if there's still time after that.

Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

Falkie, could you do a one hour documentary called 'the cleaning of' Falkie's apartment?  I love epics.  You could do it in the style of something like a 'the building of' documentary, like the building of the Queen Mary II or the building of the Empire State Building.  You can just do 46 minutes and fill the rest with commercials.  Thanks!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie, could you do a one hour documentary called 'the cleaning of' Falkie's apartment?  I love epics.  You could do it in the style of something like a 'the building of' documentary, like the building of the Queen Mary II or the building of the Empire State Building.  You can just do 46 minutes and fill the rest with commercials.  Thanks!

Oh, and don't forget the computer simulation of what your apartment would look like with nothing in it, for reference.  And maybe a graphic of how many cubic feet of volume there is in your apartment in terms of dump truck loads.  Also, some load bearing stats of the building's superstructure would be interesting.  Thanks again!

[Jocko Johnson]

Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.


Falkie, could you do a one hour documentary called 'the cleaning of' Falkie's apartment?  I love epics.  You could do it in the style of something like a 'the building of' documentary, like the building of the Queen Mary II or the building of the Empire State Building.  You can just do 46 minutes and fill the rest with commercials.  Thanks!

The fact is, the Empire State Bldg was built in a shorter period of time than it is taking for that fat pig to even make a dent in the cleaning of that shit hole hovel, except of course the mac table. Just unfucking believeable what a pos lazy crying asshole SLOB-O really is. Video later, so now to all the haters, liars and losers...STFU.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey fuck face...you even listen to one of your "idols" shows yet? You know the guy you claimed to love and "worked" so hard to...free?  The same guy you are making money off by stealing it from his hard work? But fatso, you pig I bet you don't  miss one snorry show and probably still have you membership to the dildo group or whatever dave calls it now. Funny that you pay for it by selling Art Bell tee shirts...just go and STFU...you prick. You and that disgusting twat girlfriend of yours...if that mumble mouth bitch ever had a single thought of her own and expressed it without you towering over her threatening to beat her fat ugly face in, the sky would fall. So in closing I say...FREE PATTY,  mind your own business and STFU!

[3OctaveFart]

What's a Mac desk? And where the hell are the videos?

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. Any chance you or Kathy's name will appear on the Ashley Madison list?

[bateman]

Hey Falkie. Any chance you or Kathy's name will appear on the Ashley Madison list?

No, you have to pay for those accounts.

[littlechris]

What's a Mac desk?

Not sure how he fits in there....





Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-U4OkqEk8

[akwilly]

every time I see the inside of Falkie's shit hole I smell dirty feet and cat pee. I bet that at least once the big guy has accidentally eaten cat litter thinking it was grape nut cereal.

[Dateline]

I thought along the lines of granola bars.

[Rally Squirrel]

Not sure how he fits in there....





Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-U4OkqEk8

He cleaned on and off for 12 hours?

Is that 5 minutes of cleaning and 2 hours of nap over the course of 12 hours?

[littlechris]

I thought along the lines of granola bars.

Also fish, now that Cockroach Kathy has moved in.

[akwilly]

Also fish, now that Cockroach Kathy has moved in.

https://youtu.be/pr4vH87S3MU

[Jocko Johnson]

All you jerks mind your own business.  A mac desk is what you put a mac computer or Apple products on. When I was good friends with Bill Gates I gave him the idea for this desk. The video shows in great shape as it was spotless from endless hours of cleaning. So STFU.  FREE PATTY, FREE ME FROM MY LANDLORD,  FREE ME FROM THE HATER ART BELL, And everyone go to hell and STFU. It's nobody's business. All the details on video later, but it no business of anyone else, so mind your own business and STFU. Nap time so I can get up to listen to my best friend dave snoory,  the show is still being shopped so STFU.

[Jocko Johnson]

And you can fuck off as well, CRETINOUS SNATCH!!!

Just remember, Sweet Kathy's looks won't last forever; I might have to go prowling for some new sweet sweet tail. Howdya like to find me wheezing up to your front door with nothing but a bunch of flowers and 3 inches of raging boner? You might just get to be my new concubine if you play your cards right. Don't forget, I like my women the same way I like my eggs: well beaten and covered in ketchup.

Just to make you WET I am going to show you a picture of me sunbathing in the nude. I don't give a SHIT if it's NSFW, MV can suck my DICK, the philoprogenitive PUTZ!!!!



Start saving those Hellmans coupons, woman, and make with the purty mouth!!!

Love it...too fucking funny...LMAO!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Falkie's Diary (cont.)

"At last! I finally get some peace around this place to recharge my batteries. Sweet Kathy's new career at SeaWorld is going swimmingly, ha ha ha! (I haven't heard from her for a couple of weeks, so its all good â€" she's either doing well or dead), where I tell people (although not many give a shit) that she is a 'Senior Marine Biologist'. Now that 'Diaper' is safely out of the way (I call her that because she's full of crap and hangs around my ASS!), I can finally start to spread my wings and be the person I want to be. I begin by falling asleep for three straight days. Eventually spring out of bed (leaving a foot-square piece of skin attached to the sheets) and decide to kick-start my new career as a go-getting entrepreneur.

Arrange a business meeting with those two fags Ben & Jerry, where I want to discuss the 'Yummy Mommy', an innovative new idea for breast-milk ice cream. I explain to those butt-tickling IDIOTS that I already have it fixed up from the supply side (a warehouse full of lactating homeless Mexicans) and “just need the go-ahead from you pair of fruits to sort out the cash and get this bitch on the rails”. They give me some BS about it being 'too weird' and I notice that one of them is cradling a baseball bat, while the other (Ben, or possibly Jerry) has pressed a small button on the desk. The door suddenly bursts open and I find myself being lifted out of the chair by two illegal immigrants and propelled out of the office. Barely manage to shout out my idea for Plan B (in case that one didn't fly): a chain of McDonalds-style quick-service brothels (“E-Zee-Cum, E-Zee-Go!”) that just needs a bit of seed money, before they hurl me out the door and tell me to hit the bricks. BASTARDS!!!

The experience left me so shaken that I had to visit the doctor for a check-up. I nearly ran out the door screaming when I entered the surgery â€" I thought the doctor was Puerto Rican - but they explained that the tan was because he had just come back from holiday (phew!), so I okayed him to give me the once-over: stethoscope plus additional ass-fingering. It's a fact that I don't often tell people, but I have a bad knee, which gives me a lot of pain and caused me to lose several lucrative business opportunities in the past. The doctor prescribed me 200 Oxymorons but told me to be careful because they are very addictive. I don't think he knew who he was dealing with, as the Samurai Sendas are storied men of blood and iron, and I once sat through an entire Coast AM Turmeric Special without homicidal thoughts. The doctor informed me that I had the heart of a 25 year-old man. I immediately began to panic and thought that Sweet Kathy had been opening her big fat yap. Dammit, I always tell the stupid slut to keep the freezer PADLOCKED; and anyway, unemployed Guatemalans don't count, do they? It turns out the doctor is another HATER and was mocking the fact that my bad knee has made me slightly overweight. I decide he must be a lousy spic after all, trying to humiliate whitey, and get up and march out the door, disgusted!! The ugly bitch at reception tries to stop me by saying that I have a large bill to deal with. What the fuck is George Senda? A proud American, or a goddammed PELICAN?!!

I knew it was too good to last. Those MORONS at SeaWorld have 'phoned me and said that Sweet Kathy's contract has been cancelled. They claim that finding a hoop big enough for her to jump through “is beyond the reach of God or man”. They have also been insinuating that she has had something to do with the mysterious disappearance of half their dolphin population. Dammit, I've studied law; just because your cage apartment is littered with bloody fins, and Sweet Kathy has gained an extra 400 pounds, is circumstantial evidence and doesn't mean SHIT. Fuck all those pricks who call me lazy and selfish, too. I was resting from my labours and watching Columbo when SeaWorld called, and decided to go and pick the bitch up before the episode ended. I was shaking with anxiety the whole drive â€" did Columbo catch that murdering bastard Robert Culp or not? If that's not Love I don't know what is! Arrive at SeaWorld.They hand a naked Sweet Kathy over by catapulting her over the walls, where she lands with a wet flopping smack on the tarmac at my feet. Suddenly realise that I have missed her after all - although the smell of fish is rather overpowering, even by her standards. 

I think she may need some little time to adjust to humanity again after spending so long with marine wildlife. She seems like she has forgotten some of our customs. When I waddled over to embrace her she kicked me in the balls and punched me in the face, which I understand is an authentic greeting in the walrus community but hasn't caught on with us yet, thankfully. Her voice has also changed rather alarmingly. What has happened to the sweet, lulling accents of my little Blueberry Muffin of yore? O! Many's the time I can recall the seductive way she would explain, with cadences of softest velvet, how she “couldn't be bothered to flush the shitter”. Those honeyed tones have now changed to a kind of soggy howl and she has temporarily lost the use of speech. The only sound she is capable of making at present sounds like a warthog drowning in glue, and her inarticulate ramblings are limited to something that sounds a bit like “youtreacherousnogoodfuckingpieceofshit”, although I am sure I must be mistaken.

Home sweet home! I just have time to write this entry before turning in, because if I don't get my 20 hours sleep a day I can barely function. We managed to get Sweet Kathy in eventually (a complicated process involving a crane and a hole in the roof), where she has taken up short-term residence in the bathroom. I have just been correcting Stephen Hawking's homework (that dopey spazz would be nothing without me) while listening to the sound of the shower on 'full' - Sweet Kathy's joyous farts ricocheting off the bathroom walls.

The family is back together!"

(To be continued...)

Coming next: “The Haunting of Casa Senda”.

Epic, classical epic. Can't wait for part II !!!

[Curandero81]

Video coming soon ?

[Dateline]

I am just glad for Falkie that he will be the man doing on the street interviews and not the man ON THE STREET doing interviews. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Video coming soon ?

Hope springs eternal.