The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SnapT]

Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

This is the worst imitation of Falkie on this thread.  You didn't even call the apartment manager a stupid bitch!  And not one mention of napping...

[Yorkshire pud]

Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

Okay so called FLANNYmouth. Stop pretending to be me and the other Sendas. Just STFU okay? I've spoken to Kathy about your lies and pretending to be us and she farted in disapproval. I think that means she'll be posting a video later under my gentle direction in case she gets the script wrong.

Anyway, not that it's anyone elses business, but three flushes later and I finally got rid of my light lunch after my hard earned nap. Why can't toilets be made more in keeping with the needs of today rather than last century? Video later.

[SnapT]

I think Falkie missed his true calling in life: stand-up comedian.

Falkie, watch this video of two masters of the craft for inspiration...
http://youtu.be/80G38bxPeyI

[nooryisawesome]

My reinspection was today and that BITCH still isn't satisfied.  Piles of old magazines and dirty clothes in the hallway are NOT fire hazards.  A filthy sink and 7 crates of dirty dishes are none of her BUSINESS.  One man's fast food bags and wrappers strewn all over the carpet is another man's decorations.  And it's none of her BUSINESS what's on the floor anyway.  I am NOT attracting roaches and flies.
I have an appointment tomorrow with the Regional Director of HUD.  He and I were friends in High School, I used to help him with his homework and he used me for a reference when he was appointed to his job, plus I know how to talk to these people.
This apartment manager told me she was fed up when she got here and found Kathy nude and still asleep in the front room.  She knows I am NOT a morning person.  She told me Kathy can't stay here and either she goes or we both have to move out.  I know the law and its 2 people per bedroom plus one more person no matter what the rent agreement says so legally 3 people can live here because it's a one bedroom.  Even if the bedroom is packed full of stuffed animals and old computer parts and no one can get in, but that bitch doesn't understand that.
I'm not going to argue about it because by then to was getting too hot.  I told Kathy to call Patty and have her get the spare room ready.  After 6 calls Patty finally picked up.  She just screamed at Kathy and slammed down the phone.  This time that's it I'm never letting her come over and clean or bring food again.
I dropped Kathy off at the local church that offers the most food for the homeless at dinner time.  The one around the corner from there has a few rooms for the indigent but no cable TV.  I told Kathy she could come over and watch TV 2 or 3 times a week and do her Kathy's Korner videos but to not let the manager see her when shes here.  I think she will be going to the theatre and watching a lot of movies until she finds a new apartment.  She knows how to get in with a matinee ticket and watch 5 or 6 movies by going from one screen to the next.  She buys A LOT of candy, cokes, hotdogs, and popcorn so it's nobodys BUSINESS how long she stays and how many movies she watches once she gets inside so STFU.  She's my rock, but it's nice now that she moved out again.
It's not as hot today Im going to call Drone then go to Starbucks and do a video if there's still time after that.
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Just keep making up the lies.
My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

How many times does your apartment need to be inspected? Falkie originally said it is inspected once a year. Now it is seemingly inspected monthly. Did falkie get another extension? Also sense falkie messed up the orginal quote it is hard to properly quote him in a response via iPhone.

[Who]

Just keep making up the lies. My manager came in yesterday and was very pleased with the progress I have made and will re-inspect my place in 30 days as I was concetrating on removing papers and clutter, dusting bookshelves and vacuuming. She was also happy that the halls and apartment are now clear to walk in. And Kathy was NOT here during the inspection. She was at the library and won't do a popsicle or food eating video because Bart Elll or Big Shits will photoshop it or edit the video and make her look bad or doing something obscene. And I told Drone to stop suggesting it.
I spent hours cleaning and will do a final video of the living room this weekend. Except for the Mac desk, the living room is very presentable.

You are an imposter.  Your writing style is all wrong - not even one MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS or STFU!  What have you done with the real Falkie?  Are you holding him hostage or have you tossed him off the Golden Gate Bridge?  Are you living in the opulent Casa Falkie, enjoying the fruits of his labor?  Justice will prevail, sir and you will end up breaking rocks at San Quentin.

[SredniVashtar]

Hope springs eternal.

STFU, Mrs Senda!!

How did you sleep this morning? Not that you got much sleep. Oh yes, ol' George has struck again, and he Cosby'd your dumbass up good, and the next thing you knew you woke up with internal bruising and a wedding ring!!

I shall be out this morning, but when I come back I want that apartment looking spic (damn those Mexicans, they even pollute the language) and span. I managed to persuade the Welfare Office that hardwood floors were necessary to help my bad knee, so get the beeswax, get down on your knees (a familiar position after last night!) and get polishing. Then, if I'm satisfied that you did a good job, you can get back to polishing my DICK!!

If you experience any flashbacks during the day, and wonder (when I was wheelbarrowing you round Castle Senda) where that strong sent of decayed haddock was coming from, it's because Sweet Kathy was watching from the wardrobe. Needless to say, my next video features a special guest star and is pay-per-view. You're gonna make me money!!

#TeamFalkie

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

WHEN YOU'RE FALKIE
(sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People*)

Sitting in my shithole, living off the state dole,
YouTube fame is in my dreams
All you guys are haters, vids are coming later
Come on over help me clean

Fatter than a hamster, dieting's the answer
But I just love to stuff my face
Eating Starbucks pastries, that cat looks mighty tasty
Can't stop my expanding waist

When you're Falkie
Well you can do just what you please
When you're Falkie
You can dine on gub'ment cheese
When you're Falkie
Then your apartment's full of fleas
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie

This ER's full of beaners, Kathy's getting meaner
Time to rearrange her face
Playing with my iPhone, taking out a car loan
Driving to my storage space

Noory is my hero, Art is now a zero
Hope my mother burns in hell
Time for an inspection, can't get an erection
Hope somebody bans Bart Ell

When you're Falkie
You fake a pain that's in your knees
When you're Falkie
A set of stairs will make you wheeze
When you're Falkie
Welfare fraud becomes your creed
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie


*For those who don't know/remember the song, watch this:

https://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw

[Dateline]

Allright, Mr. Senda, your video career has veered significantly off path.  It is time for a kick start, no not in the rear, but with your focus. 

Video or narrative text later on the hows and wheres to do this.  Yes, you can even do it in your own back yard.  I don't want to give too much away.

[weeberwubber]

Morning FalkHaven buddies. It's noon in California and that means it's about time to think about maybe getting out of bed but dammit now it's too hot to dust. But it's not too hot to share a nice cup of gravy with all my friends here! Today's selection is the stuff at the bottom of the all you can eat buffet salisbury steak pan. Drink up Falkgabbers!

[weeberwubber]

Pondering over my gravy, and forgive me if this has already been addressed, but why would MV ban friends of Falkie when he has shown no desire to actually ban Falkie himself for having his own forum?

http://themeowisoutthere.blogspot.com/2014/11/several-things-bellgabbers-dont-get.html

"I would love to have new members but some of them have told me that they fear that IF they post on MY forum and are on Bellgab as well, MV will ban them and that's WHY they don't join."

[Jocko Johnson]

WHEN YOU'RE FALKIE
(sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People*)

Sitting in my shithole, living off the state dole,
YouTube fame is in my dreams
All you guys are haters, vids are coming later
Come on over help me clean

Fatter than a hamster, dieting's the answer
But I just love to stuff my face
Eating Starbucks pastries, that cat looks mighty tasty
Can't stop my expanding waist

When you're Falkie
Well you can do just what you please
When you're Falkie
You can dine on gub'ment cheese
When you're Falkie
Then your apartment's full of fleas
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie

This ER's full of beaners, Kathy's getting meaner
Time to rearrange her face
Playing with my iPhone, taking out a car loan
Driving to my storage space

Noory is my hero, Art is now a zero
Hope my mother burns in hell
Time for an inspection, can't get an erection
Hope somebody bans Bart Ell

When you're Falkie
You fake a pain that's in your knees
When you're Falkie
A set of stairs will make you wheeze
When you're Falkie
Welfare fraud becomes your creed
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie


*For those who don't know/remember the song, watch this:

https://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw

DPS THAT IS A MASTERPIECE! !! A ☆☆☆☆☆ STAR HIT!!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

STFU, Mrs Senda!!

How did you sleep this morning? Not that you got much sleep. Oh yes, ol' George has struck again, and he Cosby'd your dumbass up good, and the next thing you knew you woke up with internal bruising and a wedding ring!!

I shall be out this morning, but when I come back I want that apartment looking spic (damn those Mexicans, they even pollute the language) and span. I managed to persuade the Welfare Office that hardwood floors were necessary to help my bad knee, so get the beeswax, get down on your knees (a familiar position after last night!) and get polishing. Then, if I'm satisfied that you did a good job, you can get back to polishing my DICK!!

If you experience any flashbacks during the day, and wonder (when I was wheelbarrowing you round Castle Senda) where that strong sent of decayed haddock was coming from, it's because Sweet Kathy was watching from the wardrobe. Needless to say, my next video features a special guest star and is pay-per-view. You're gonna make me money!!

#TeamFalkie

       



I am writing you a script for 10mg of Loxapin taken orally twice a day. This dosage will be increased over the first seven to ten days until there is effective control of symptoms from your delusional disorder.

[Inglorious Bitch]

WHEN YOU'RE FALKIE
(sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People*)

Bravo. Simply brilliant. Now I know why Sredni chose you to be my bridesmaid.

[akwilly]

Damn DPS that song was awesome! Sadly it is now stuck in my head though

[3OctaveFart]

The creativity shown the last few pages is something that should inform and inspire Senda's videos.

Sredni and Pig, you guys are too fast for this track.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. What are you doing this weekend? Anything productive? I am going to Vegas tomarrow do you have any recomendations on where I should eat? Any recomendations on how to get laid without having to spend to much money?

[littlechris]

WHEN YOU'RE FALKIE
(sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People*)

Sitting in my shithole, living off the state dole,
YouTube fame is in my dreams
All you guys are haters, vids are coming later
Come on over help me clean

Fatter than a hamster, dieting's the answer
But I just love to stuff my face
Eating Starbucks pastries, that cat looks mighty tasty
Can't stop my expanding waist

When you're Falkie
Well you can do just what you please
When you're Falkie
You can dine on gub'ment cheese
When you're Falkie
Then your apartment's full of fleas
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie

This ER's full of beaners, Kathy's getting meaner
Time to rearrange her face
Playing with my iPhone, taking out a car loan
Driving to my storage space

Noory is my hero, Art is now a zero
Hope my mother burns in hell
Time for an inspection, can't get an erection
Hope somebody bans Bart Ell

When you're Falkie
You fake a pain that's in your knees
When you're Falkie
A set of stairs will make you wheeze
When you're Falkie
Welfare fraud becomes your creed
When you're Falkie, when you're Falkie


*For those who don't know/remember the song, watch this:

https://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey Falkie. What are you doing this weekend? Anything productive? I am going to Vegas tomarrow do you have any recomendations on where I should eat? Any recomendations on how to get laid without having to spend to much money?

Bring a jar of mayo?

[akwilly]

Bring a jar of mayo?

Probly can't bring that on a plane anymore. Damn terrorists

[Dateline]

Probly can't bring that on a plane anymore. Damn terrorists

I think you still bring it in 2oz. containers in your carry on. 

[Jocko Johnson]

Probly can't bring that on a plane anymore. Damn terrorists

Put it in ck'ed baggage or pick it up there.
Hey sendamoney here's another money making idea for you, you fat fuck...if  the TSA won't let the mayo thru, you could start a company that sells the mayo in TSA/airline approved tubes. Like toothpastse. Call it;  "Sweet Kathy Kat's Love Cream!"  Now fatty get off your humongus ass and try to make an honest living instead of stealing your money. STFU, VIDEO LATER...Opps sorry : )

[Jocko Johnson]

Where's the freaking maid fatboy!!??? When is he/she coming to work for you to exploit here, on the web and the youtubes? We need the boost, you aren't doing anything flakie.
Did you fuck that up fatso like everything else in your lif, your life included as well as everyone else you come in contact with? Shitenda you clean too well? Did they take the maid away since you did so well on the re-re-re-re-re-re-re-inspection, that they told you you did not need a housekeeper ?   
Eh, jerkoff???  Let it go back to looking like the jizz bucket it is! Bring back all the trash you are paying to store in your private garbage dumps, ah I mean..."storage units!" Ha, too funny you dopey dickhead!!!
STFU and go take a nap, answer later in a video, since right now it's not any of anyones business.

[BellBoy]

I think you still bring it in 2oz. containers in your carry on.

2 oz. containers, meh! Unlike you plebes, Falkie knows how to think outside the box (and gets his damn mayo through the TSA).

[Falkie2013]

Hey Falkie. What are you doing this weekend? Anything productive? I am going to Vegas tomarrow do you have any recomendations on where I should eat? Any recomendations on how to get laid without having to spend to much money?

I'm working on my forum and seeking out topics to do videos on.
I haven't been to Vegas since 1974, so any recommendations I have would not do you much good. Sorry.
As for getting laid without money, good luck.
If I were to carry mayo on a flight, it would already be on my sandwich.
Like the one shown below.
Be careful you don't catch any of those gisnt Martian crabs in your search for free stuff.

[Yorkshire pud]

2 oz. containers, meh! Unlike you plebes, Falkie knows how to think outside the box (and gets his damn mayo through the TSA).

Okay Jocky Jock Jock; that clearly isn't an x ray of me! I'm carrying for less fat than that x ray shows! So STFU.  I wouldn't allow myself the indignity of inserting a jar of Mayo in my rectum; I leave that for sweet Kathy; she can always pack a jar of onion chutney as well..

[3OctaveFart]

Senda, how much will you sell me that alien head for?

[BellBoy]

Senda, how much will you sell me that alien head for?

Never mind Maetie Pie, Fatass... I've got £3.50 to offer for the damn alien head and the PayPal balance to prove it!

[littlechris]

No!!

I want that Damn alien head!! George would u be willing to auction off the alien head with all proceeds going to a feline charity in the bay area??

Let the bidding begin!!!!!!

[chefist]

So, still no Falkie posts in a while?

[Who]

A bidding contest for Falkie's alien head lamp?

Would anyone really send their real name and address to George Senda?