The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[PB the Deplorable]

is that code for 'I " gave " my password to someone'

If he did it was none of their business and they shouldn't have used it

[PB the Deplorable]

Falkie, have you been listening to Hoagie's show, and what do you think of it?

[Jocko Johnson]

The above post from 'Falkie' I don't think is from him. It's one of his 'friends' who he's entrusted his password to, and who occasionally comes on and posts under Senda's name. If you read it and have noted Senda's style, you can see it isn't him. Whoever it is (and I have strong suspicions who), is doing it to get the reaction.

The swimming thing is the giveaway. He's never mentioned it before, so why now?

Good pick up, it didn't seem just right with me either.

[Jocko Johnson]

So this guy isn't the real Falkie. Until we see him in a video and panning the camera around the rm to show us no one was a gun on him, kathy or the cats...then I will believe it's him and he isn't under duress. And maybe kathy can bend his knee so we can hear the screams to be sure.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie makes a lot of typos, has a very distinct monochromatic writing style.

[Yorkshire pud]

So this guy isn't the real Falkie. Until we see him in a video and panning the camera around the rm to show us no one was a gun on him, kathy or the cats...then I will believe it's him and he isn't under duress. And maybe kathy can bend his knee so we can hear the screams to be sure.

The alternative is that he goes to ER, gets dosed up on analgesics for his terrible knees and feet and other than the constant napping side effects, it makes him mellow. When they wear off he's back to his normal aggressive screaming self.

[Rally Squirrel]

How do you angry non-Americans pronounce it?

We tend to pronounce it GA-doh but it is pronounced GOD-oh, the d should be in the first syllable not the second.

[Gumby, Dammit]

What prowess is that ?
An anonymous caller on a podcast that relatively few listen to other than those from here ?
I have not seen any evidence of any prowess from or by her BEFORE she made comments about me.
And obviously Aldous missed the daily briefings...
I've been too sick to do videos much less follow Art's thread.
My personal feelings aside, I ( and others ) think its a mistake.
Art never needed a co-host before, so why now ?
Does he have doubts on his own abilities and that is why he chose her ?
It is a question that will be asked if the move fails.
People want to hear Art Bell, not some obscure person they have never heard of.
And I am not the only one who would say that either.

And I reinmbursed all of you with 10 videos in 2 weekends.
And gave Noory a bit more name recognition.
While I was in the ER, only one person had ever heard of George Noory and these are all persons who work late night.
They were interested in my Ipad and Iographer however, including the doctor who treated me.

Hey, Falkie.
Let you ask me a question...
If you were driving your car at the speed of light and turned your headlights on, would anything happen?
When you were jung, you never needed anyone?
I knew this guy named Bobby who stuck his balls in a vice as a joke only he knew about reading your posts here on BellGab and thought that the best part of each of both of him unconsciously wanted to be a better person so started immediately doing so, to his own benefit and surprise!

Astonished, he went on to become what you may now consider in the past now, irrelevant, maybe shameful but definitely worth knowing about now.
No rush or hurry. But this was something I was thinking about. Last time this happened, I got poison ivy on the brain and the only way I could scratch it was by thinking of sand paper.

Do you now?

[Falkie2013]

Falkie makes a lot of typos, has a very distinct monochromatic writing style.

Wrong.  I correct my posts several times. Unlike you perhaps, I passed my typing class years ago. If there's a typo its because I missed it.
And no, I've not been listening to much of anything of late. Too busy and too hot. Finally re-located the paperwork for the portable a/c in the bedroom and it will make that room liveable again once I get the missing part for the window hose.
I plugged in the a/c in the living room & the room cooled off 10 degrees in about an hour. It got to 104 at one point yesterday.
I spent about 2 hours transferring files to my portable hd today while Kathy went to see Antman. Her review will be done later today. I will go see MFU after my re-inspection on Wednesday, which had been postponed due to my manager's illness for a week.

[Falkie2013]

Hey, Falkie.
Let you ask me a question...
If you were driving your car at the speed of light and turned your headlights on, would anything happen?
When you were jung, you never needed anyone?
I knew this guy named Bobby who stuck his balls in a vice as a joke only he knew about reading your posts here on BellGab and thought that the best part of each of both of him unconsciously wanted to be a better person so started immediately doing so, to his own benefit and surprise!

Astonished, he went on to become what you may now consider in the past now, irrelevant, maybe shameful but definitely worth knowing about now.
No rush or hurry. But this was something I was thinking about. Last time this happened, I got poison ivy on the brain and the only way I could scratch it was by thinking of sand paper.

Do you now?

I wouldn't even attempt to answer such gibberish as shown above.

[coaster]

Wrong.  I correct my posts several times. Unlike you perhaps, I passed my typing class years ago. If there's a typo its because I missed it.
And no, I've not been listening to much of anything of late. Too busy and too hot. Finally re-located the paperwork for the portable a/c in the bedroom and it will make that room liveable again once I get the missing part for the window hose.
I plugged in the a/c in the living room & the room cooled off 10 degrees in about an hour. It got to 104 at one point yesterday.
I spent about 2 hours transferring files to my portable hd today while Kathy went to see Antman. Her review will be done later today. I will go see MFU after my re-inspection on Wednesday, which had been postponed due to my manager's illness for a week.

Too hot to listen to something? Does the heat affect your ears?

[Falkie2013]

is that code for 'I " gave " my password to someone'

No, it's sarcasm and no one knows my password to the best of my knowledge nor has anyone been given the password nor have they been entrusted with it.
I would not trust anyone on this board with my password and have had to change it several times.

[Jocko Johnson]

HEY COCK-BREATHE, YOU BEEN ON THE STREET CORNERS SUCKING DICKS AGAIN FOR NEW APPLE PRODUCTS? Snoory finally tell you to fuck off and you don't know how to break us the good news? Don't worry we will just laugh at you and call you names like we always do! Falkie you are such a douche bag, but I don't believe this is you. See it lacks the stupidity his 745lb unwashed, uninsured & unlicenced Lexus driving ass, 185 point IQ normally puts forth for our entertainment.   Bulkie you have told us of a big story you were going to break? You tell us you're busy but in the normal and usual fashion of the real falkie you don't kill us with every single useless and meaningless details of all the time you have been missing.  What happened to the operations you were having to relieve all the screaming from the pain?the Any photo's of the housekeeper? Make a video as I posted earlier  to prove it's you.
BTW, T M F U sucks, the show blew, the acting, scripts, photography and everything else about it stunk. It was a liberal piece of crap just like you. I heard most of the people working on TMFU from the director, stars...etc to the cleaning crew to the bus drivers and caterers were card carrying commies.  Propoganda instrument at its worst by the Reds in Hollywood and you stupid bought it hook line and sinker ha ha!!!!! The money you spent went right to Moscow. No wonder your mom hated you.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
One of fattys cronies needs to send this to him as I suspect he may have blocked me and we require a reply from his filthy ass if he can take a break from "dusting." What do you do with no water in 104 degree heat when the two of you already filthy stinking beasts can't shower or wash your already dirty, jizz, food, shit & piss, mayo and sweat encrusted apparel?  It must smell like an uncleaned elehant and monkey cage at the zoo !  You two wiping your shit on the walls yet after tossing it around at each other?  You should be selling tickets and hauling in the cash by the truckload. Hand out gas masks and have folks check out that horror show.
Wow, talk about stinking like "ass!!!"

[Jocko Johnson]

No, it's sarcasm and no one knows my password to the best of my knowledge nor has anyone been given the password nor have they been entrusted with it.
I would not trust anyone on this board with my password and have had to change it several times.

If you don't give your PW out, why have you had to change it?
Let's guess,  was it... pw123, falkie2013, kathylovesmayodicks?
Come on now a hint, was it...boopcat123, fraudmaster, grifter2015...we could go on forever, let's all try to guess?

[SredniVashtar]

Falkie makes a lot of typos, has a very distinct monochromatic writing style.

WRONG, Melted Penis! I have a UNIQUE style. I know that because John Updike told me; he said I was so smart that I made him feel like a DUMBASS!...I also wrote Portnoy's complaint, and based The Monkey on Sweet Kathy, so you idiots know NOTHING!!!

I just have one word for HATERS on here like Contagious Itch, Fart Smell, and Knobshire Turd: SCREW YOU!!!

Anyway, just to show you bunch of idiots how STUPID you are I have decided to publish part of my diary. Get someone to read it to you if the big words scare you , har har har!

"What a beautiful day. Woke up (in your face, all those pricks who call me lazy!) and the sun is shining, the birds are singing...it's good to be somewhat alive. Turned over and saw Sweet Kathy looking like one of those things from Mars in 'Total Recall', belching the remains of last night's anchovy pizza all over me and farting like a trombone. That woman has to get a job...I mean, why should I do all the work? Come to the conclusion that she would be excellent in a pearl fishery. Stupid woman protests that she can't swim. Patiently inform her that you find pearls on the bottom of the ocean so you don't have to. Sometimes all that woman does is give me excuses! I get a wetsuit from Manatee Aquatics (“Whatever Your Blubber, We'll Coat you with Rubber!”), opt for the Hippo Plus model, with added gussetry, and head for the beach. Beach too crowded - full of lazy Mexicans goofing off and spending my tax dollars. Command Sweet Kathy to do 10 minutes of nude jumping jacks. The authorities later report that they hadn't seen panic like that on the beach since Jaws came out. Beach now deserted. Tell Sweet Kathy to get in the water and find me some goddam' pearls or I'll beat her like an egg whisk. With my superior intelligence it is decided that I should supervise activities from the hot dog stand.

UPDATE: I admit I took my eye off things for a few minutes while supervising my eighth Louisiana Hot. Turned round to see my Salted Karamel being 'coptered off in a large net. Receive a panicked phone call a few hours later from The Sweet One. She said that a group of SeaWorld employees spotted her splashing about in her wetsuit and thought she was an escaped Elephant Seal. Distraught! What am I going to do? That thing was only hired, and if it's not back by 6 pm they'll charge my credit card! She says they're forcing her to balance beach balls on her nose and jump through hoops, otherwise they poke her with an electric prod. I tell her to stop snivelling, as I have been cleaning all day and I have a bad knee. Spent 10 hours moving three priceless antique copies of Forbes magazine (the swimsuit edition) to the recycling bin. There was a sexy one of Ross Perot in a Speedo that I'm reluctant to part with, but the pages have got so stuck together that it is almost useless however hard I try to separate them. And now I have a headache listening to that woman's selfish whimpering. I must admit she does sound a bit like a seal now, the method-acting bitch!

UPDATE 2: Had to put up with another hour of unspeakable whining from Her Sweetness. I don't know what she has to complain about. At least she has a pen place to stay now. Rent free!!!! Only two hours work a day, all the fish she can eat, and she doesn't even have to clean up - some people have all the luck. There's been a slight coolness between us in the last few hours. I was just trying to keep her spirits up, pointing out how good she had it there, saying “you certainly fell on your flippers/feet!! ha ha ha!!”. She told me to go jam it in sideways and not stop twisting until I see blood. Think about submitting an article to the local paper on the “Me” generation, before forgetting about it and falling asleep. God knows, I love the old sow, but I wish she'd think about my needs for a change. I have been having a bit of trouble too with my new home-help, Malgorzata. Decided to break the ice with a few Polack jokes when she picked me up and put me head first in the dumpster. I don't think she appreciated my little jest, either, about it being an American custom to hand over ten dollars every time you walk through the door.

UPDATE 3: Things have come to a crisis with The Sweetling. I don't think anyone could call me a selfish man â€" I am always the first person to throw a hobo a crust of mouldy pizza - but there are some things in life one is entitled to call 'sacred'. Despite knowing that 3-4 am is George's 'masturbating to Judge Judy' hour, the egotistical whore insists on ringing me up with some self-pitying waffle about being double-teamed by Shamu and Tillikam. I gently point out to the love of my life that it is hardly the first time she's been fucked by a whale."

 

[Yorkshire pud]

Wrong.  I correct my posts several times. Unlike you perhaps, I passed my typing class years ago. If there's a typo its because I missed it.

Someone explain oxymoron to him.

And no, I've not been listening to much of anything of late. Too busy and too hot. Finally re-located the paperwork for the portable a/c in the bedroom and it will make that room liveable again once I get the missing part for the window hose.
I plugged in the a/c in the living room & the room cooled off 10 degrees in about an hour. It got to 104 at one point yesterday.
I spent about 2 hours transferring files to my portable hd today while Kathy went to see Antman. Her review will be done later today. I will go see MFU after my re-inspection on Wednesday, which had been postponed due to my manager's illness for a week.

Busy busy busy... will you video the inspection? Pretty please.

[Who]

WRONG, Melted Penis! I have a UNIQUE style. I know that because John Updike told me; he said I was so smart that I made him feel like a DUMBASS!...I also wrote Portnoy's complaint, and based The Monkey on Sweet Kathy, so you idiots know NOTHING!!!

I just have one word for HATERS on here like Contagious Itch, Fart Smell, and Knobshire Turd: SCREW YOU!!!

Anyway, just to show you bunch of idiots how STUPID you are I have decided to publish part of my diary. Get someone to read it to you if the big words scare you , har har har!

"What a beautiful day. Woke up (in your face, all those pricks who call me lazy!) and the sun is shining, the birds are singing...it's good to be somewhat alive. Turned over and saw Sweet Kathy looking like one of those things from Mars in 'Total Recall', belching the remains of last night's anchovy pizza all over me and farting like a trombone. That woman has to get a job...I mean, why should I do all the work? Come to the conclusion that she would be excellent in a pearl fishery. Stupid woman protests that she can't swim. Patiently inform her that you find pearls on the bottom of the ocean so you don't have to. Sometimes all that woman does is give me excuses! I get a wetsuit from Manatee Aquatics (“Whatever Your Blubber, We'll Coat you with Rubber!”), opt for the Hippo Plus model, with added gussetry, and head for the beach. Beach too crowded - full of lazy Mexicans goofing off and spending my tax dollars. Command Sweet Kathy to do 10 minutes of nude jumping jacks. The authorities later report that they hadn't seen panic like that on the beach since Jaws came out. Beach now deserted. Tell Sweet Kathy to get in the water and find me some goddam' pearls or I'll beat her like an egg whisk. With my superior intelligence it is decided that I should supervise activities from the hot dog stand.

UPDATE: I admit I took my eye off things for a few minutes while supervising my eighth Louisiana Hot. Turned round to see my Salted Karamel being 'coptered off in a large net. Receive a panicked phone call a few hours later from The Sweet One. She said that a group of SeaWorld employees spotted her splashing about in her wetsuit and thought she was an escaped Elephant Seal. Distraught! What am I going to do? That thing was only hired, and if it's not back by 6 pm they'll charge my credit card! She says they're forcing her to balance beach balls on her nose and jump through hoops, otherwise they poke her with an electric prod. I tell her to stop snivelling, as I have been cleaning all day and I have a bad knee. Spent 10 hours moving three priceless antique copies of Forbes magazine (the swimsuit edition) to the recycling bin. There was a sexy one of Ross Perot in a Speedo that I'm reluctant to part with, but the pages have got so stuck together that it is almost useless however hard I try to separate them. And now I have a headache listening to that woman's selfish whimpering. I must admit she does sound a bit like a seal now, the method-acting bitch!

UPDATE 2: Had to put up with another hour of unspeakable whining from Her Sweetness. I don't know what she has to complain about. At least she has a pen place to stay now. Rent free!!!! Only two hours work a day, all the fish she can eat, and she doesn't even have to clean up - some people have all the luck. There's been a slight coolness between us in the last few hours. I was just trying to keep her spirits up, pointing out how good she had it there, saying “you certainly fell on your flippers/feet!! ha ha ha!!”. She told me to go jam it in sideways and not stop twisting until I see blood. Think about submitting an article to the local paper on the “Me” generation, before forgetting about it and falling asleep. God knows, I love the old sow, but I wish she'd think about my needs for a change. I have been having a bit of trouble too with my new home-help, Malgorzata. Decided to break the ice with a few Polack jokes when she picked me up and put me head first in the dumpster. I don't think she appreciated my little jest, either, about it being an American custom to hand over ten dollars every time you walk through the door.

UPDATE 3: Things have come to a crisis with The Sweetling. I don't think anyone could call me a selfish man â€" I am always the first person to throw a hobo a crust of mouldy pizza - but there are some things in life one is entitled to call 'sacred'. Despite knowing that 3-4 am is George's 'masturbating to Judge Judy' hour, the egotistical whore insists on ringing me up with some self-pitying waffle about being double-teamed by Shamu and Tillikam. I gently point out to the love of my life that it is hardly the first time she's been fucked by a whale."

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Numbers update: The Redacted interview with AB that was uploaded only a month ago is sitting pretty at 21,177 views while the Falkie/Noory/Danheiser interview has stalled at a measly 2,042 views after being up for nearly four months. Only 60 people watched the interview over the course of a month, the pilot he and Noory shot has no chance of being picked up by a network, while Redacted has become Art Bell's producer - all with no comment from the big guy. The brand is in trouble, folks.

[Yorkshire pud]

Numbers update: The Redacted interview with AB that was uploaded only a month ago is sitting pretty at 21,177 views while the Falkie/Noory/Danheiser interview has stalled at a measly 2,042 views after being up for nearly four months. Only 60 people watched the interview over the course of a month, the pilot he and Noory shot has no chance of being picked up by a network, while Redacted has become Art Bell's producer - all with no comment from the big guy. The brand is in trouble, folks.

Okay so called five minute world tour; I never said Kathy would do a porn video, IS THAT CLEAR?

Noory has assured us both we will qualify for custom made and monogrammed directors chairs when our national show goes live.

Did some cleaning earlier. But Kathy undid all the work by discarding last nights 'family ten' KFC bucket all over the place. It was okay though because I had one too and didn't spill mine. Kathy whined she was hungry though.

[Who]

I have never " entrusted " my password to anyone.
If I post here, its from me and not some Falkie wanna be or pretender.

I have been a Falkie wannabe since I was a toddler.  I admire everything about you and would like to post on Bellgab as you.  Please PM your password to me at your earliest convenience.  It is now 7:42 am in California so I trust you will be getting up in about 4 hours.  I will be expecting your password by 1:00 pm Pacific time.

Sincerely,
Who

[twiki]

Did schempper also have the same surgery as Open Lines Gerry?

Seems fishy that they are both absent.

Where's Drone?

Is there no Wi-Fi access at the psychopaths convention?

[Who]

Falkie:

SredniVashtar, writing as you, says Kathy farts like a trombone.  How cool is that?  Can she fart the Imperial March from Star Wars?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWQUXnD0oo

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie:

SredniVashtar, writing as you, says Kathy farts like a trombone.  How cool is that?  Can she fart the Imperial March from Star Wars?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWQUXnD0oo

Shredded Wheat doesn't know what he's talking about, When Breath. Patty has never played any musical instrument, unless you mean Kathy's ten year old comb with tracing paper wrapped around it to make one of those stupid infantile comb harmonicas that are popular with simple people; of whom Kathy IS NOT! So knock it off before anyone suggests she hasn't combed her hair. She does but it makes the top of her thighs itch. Not that is anyone's business!

This afternoon I'll post a video of the latest scam being perpetrated by a new restaurant in town. The 'Greasy Bastard' is running a special offer so called! They're offering (via their non Caucasian waitresses) two for one but clearly not enough to feed just one; here's a so called typical 'menu'.

A ten ounce beef steak with salad and all the trimmings, plus any desert from the 'Fat fucker' shelf, 'nothing under 5000 calories'. And the second meal is equal in value, Who are this robbing so called new eatery trying to kid? That is supposed to be good value? I think not!

Kathy is still farting though, we need to have a gentle discussion.

[3OctaveFart]

Unlike you perhaps, I passed my typing class years ago. If there's a typo its because I missed it.

Don't even play that card with me. I'd be surprised if you had a GED, frankly.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie:

SredniVashtar, writing as you, says Kathy farts like a trombone.  How cool is that?  Can she fart the Imperial March from Star Wars?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWQUXnD0oo

The only thing that would have made that better is if they had been wearing Stormtrooper masks.

[Who]

Hello ? She can spend her money any way she wishes and currently she's not paying rent and it's none of your business anyway.

[Inglorious Bitch]

@ Who

Brilliant!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Don't even play that card with me. I'd be surprised if you had a GED, frankly.

Wrong again PIE HOLE. I studied law at Harvard. When I first arrived, Alan Durcherwitz noticed my brilliance.  He had me work on a few briefs he was working on for a presentation to the US Supreme Court.  As if it's any of your business, after we won the landmark cases in which I was let to make some of the arguments in which I had to correct the Chief Justice many times for his errors he was making. Just ask Roy Cohen as I left to consider a job with his law firm. Since I was only 15 yrs old and needed permission from my hateful mother, she said no and that ruined my law career. To make up for it she bought me clothes that were too small for me. Just thinking about all this has made me very tired. Each time I have to raise my hand to hit the caps button my knees, ankles and back cause me so much pain I scream out loud. It frieghtens the cats, so time for a nap. Besides the room is now 147 degrees. This maybe from all the farting of hot air from Kathy as she has reacted poorly to the fish she was fed at Seaworld. They let her go when they realized she was using a cell phone she was carrying in her hello kitty pocket book. They said no whales or elephant seals would have that kind of bag or use a cell phone. It was nice to be alone while it lasted. When I get up from my nap in a few hours I will dust some, feed the outdoor cats and clean the kitchen some more. Later tonight will post a video to show the haters my progress. George sent me a personal msg wishing me well as he is now shopping the tv show in Thailand.  Besides it's none of your business so STFU.

[Jocko Johnson]

This is great! We now have more Falkie's than ever!!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

I just have one word for HATERS on here like Contagious Itch, Fart Smell, and Knobshire Turd: SCREW YOU!!!

Bravo! That post was a thing of beauty. Had me on the floor!