George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[AppealPlay]

I present to you the songs stylings of the man with no brains and no shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_ARQaqT7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUQXZJrwpHo

Thank you so very much for that. 

He thinks he's Rob Bartlett but he has the talent of Todd Pettengill.  Oof.

[CornyCrow]

Dave must be shocked that Art turned down a deal to expand.  Dave is like the donkey with the carrot, as long as he sees money in the deal, he's in.

[BellBoy]

Thank you so very much for that. 

He thinks he's Rob Bartlett but he has the talent of Todd Pettengill.  Oof.

Next he'll take on Harry Chapin...



He's already bought a new rug, just for the gig! 

[albrecht]

Man, Norry sunk to a new low allowing a self-described autistic person diagnosed with bi-polar disorder who had been hospitalized in the Army ramble for several minutes. And then:
"That was a great call." "Autistic people do they have higher IQ?"

[ACE of CLUBS]

George does Elvis .....
White sequined 'jump suit' ..... massive collar, open to the navel, layer upon layer of chains and medallions ...... hairy body looking like a 'Chia-Pet' ....... 'Vive Las Vegas' ....... some good dance moves too.

Cringe Factor 100

A velvet painting of 'George in song' would make a nice gift for those loved ones that are just so hard to buy for ......

[ItsOver]

Ha!  A velvet painting of Noory.  I'm looking forward to seeing that cheesy creation.

[NoMoreNoory]

'More and more people are getting in the bandwagon.'

-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

'More and more people are getting in the bandwagon.'

-GNS

There must be a portal in it.

[NoMoreNoory]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

[Oculary]

Why cant I up-thumb every single post here? I've been robbed! ;_ It might....be a portal.

[PaulAtreides]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

Just listening to Snorge makes one want to go pinch a loaf.

[chefist]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

That was really on C2C? LOL  That product was on Shark Tank last year...

[ACE of CLUBS]

Just listening to Snorge makes one want to go pinch a loaf.

Steaming coil ?

[ACE of CLUBS]

Why cant I up-thumb every single post here? I've been robbed! ;_ It might....be a portal.

Very disturbing avatar! 
I like it.

You're lucky MV didn't see it first ....

[MyEye]

Noory has Salma Hayek on the phone after all but just for a few minutes, instead of as a first hour guest.
She is just promoting her new movie.

Noory is just trying to contact as many people as he can so he can claim they were a guest on the show.

[albrecht]

Considering the personal nature why the heck DOESN'T Norry do a show on his aunt (or relation, I forget how related,) Shafica Karagulla? She was an interesting person, and fairly prominent in some circles, and actually educated before she went into the more 'paranormal' realm? For example:

https://archive.org/details/Dr.Caragula-ThruTheCurtain-SpecialAbilitiesOfPeople

[Gumby, Dammit]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

Holler!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Just listening to Snorge makes one want to go pinch a loaf.

No shit...

[bateman]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

Is this seriously a new advertiser??

[NoMoreNoory]

One thing you can say for Dave: he never lets you down. Reporters are killed live on air, the world markets are in turmoil and Dave leads with......a recall of frozen green beans. In the process of that, he managed to pronounce 'farm' as 'frarm'.
When he got to the Virginia shooting, he said he wasn't going to go into details of what motivated the killer 'except to say that people are literally going over the edge'. Exactly which edge they're literally going over, he didn't say.

- DNS

[Gumby, Dammit]

One thing you can say for Dave: he never lets you down. Reporters are killed live on air, the world markets are in turmoil and Dave leads with......a recall of frozen green beans. In the process of that, he managed to pronounce 'farm' as 'frarm'.
When he got to the Virginia shooting, he said he wasn't going to go into details of what motivated the killer 'except to say that people are literally going over the edge'. Exactly which edge they're literally going over, he didn't say.

- DNS

Always like your posts, NMN...

[Morgus]

Is this seriously a new advertiser??

c2cam has been advertising the "Squatty Potty" for a few months now.
Just an example of the quality of Noory's latest sponsors...

[The Coincidence Kid]

Considering the personal nature why the heck DOESN'T Norry do a show on his aunt (or relation, I forget how related,) Shafica Karagulla? She was an interesting person, and fairly prominent in some circles, and actually educated before she went into the more 'paranormal' realm? For example:

https://archive.org/details/Dr.Caragula-ThruTheCurtain-SpecialAbilitiesOfPeople

One of my favorite Noory memes before I stopped listening probably 7-8 years ago was him asking guest after guest if they were familiar with his late aunt. Nobody ever said yes.

[Morgus]

Another appropriate new sponsor advertising on Noory's show lately is "NUTS.COM"

[PB the Deplorable]

One thing you can say for Dave: he never lets you down. Reporters are killed live on air, the world markets are in turmoil and Dave leads with......a recall of frozen green beans. In the process of that, he managed to pronounce 'farm' as 'frarm'.
When he got to the Virginia shooting, he said he wasn't going to go into details of what motivated the killer 'except to say that people are literally going over the edge'. Exactly which edge they're literally going over, he didn't say.

- DNS

Well, to be fair Falkie made 7 (seven !) videos on Wednesday regarding the shooting of the Virginia reporters. 

As the Snorge well knows, when Falkie covers a topic there isn't much more to be said.

[Skunk Ape]

And a new ad tonight. New to me, at least. Is this Dave's new 'personal pilgrimage'? To make America poop better? I give you the squatty potty.
I think she forgot to pull something down first, didn't she?

How dare they besmirch the great Squatty Potty brand!

[NoMoreNoory]

c2cam has been advertising the "Squatty Potty" for a few months now.
Just an example of the quality of Noory's latest sponsors...

First time I'd heard it, Morg. Mind, I haven't been paying too much attention since Art's return, though I do have an irresistible urge to at least drop in on Heer's What's Happaneen, for comedy value and Suckage Assessment.
I'd see it as an unconscious acknowledgement of the enormous dump Dave has been taking all over Coast for the last 13 years.

[NoMoreNoory]

Another appropriate new sponsor advertising on Noory's show lately is "NUTS.COM"

Meanwhile, I am about to consume a bowl of the excellent organic muesli delivered direct to my door by......Nuts.com  I've been getting for the last couple of years. Good stuff.

[SredniVashtar]

One thing you can say for Dave: he never lets you down. Reporters are killed live on air, the world markets are in turmoil and Dave leads with......a recall of frozen green beans. In the process of that, he managed to pronounce 'farm' as 'frarm'.
When he got to the Virginia shooting, he said he wasn't going to go into details of what motivated the killer 'except to say that people are literally going over the edge'. Exactly which edge they're literally going over, he didn't say.

- DNS

You can always spot a moron by their cretinous use of the word 'literally'. What old fumblegums meant was that people were going 'metaphorically' off the edge, unless there is some news story I am unaware of, of people assembling together and walking off a cliff like lemmings. I haven't listened to that bloody fool for so many years now, and it doesn't sound like he is improving with age. I cannot, literally, understand why anyone sits through this piffle any more when there are other alternatives now available.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Did C2C get moved on Sirius? Or just canceled? I turned to the old C2C on the radio and it said the other shows had moved.