The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Okay okay forget what I just said and pay attention to this: a hot woman hit on me today.

You're saying to yourself, so what the fuck.  But take it from me, about 2/3 of the time if you say this to your gal, you're getting laid that night.  And I figure for someone as desperate as you, that ups it to a sure thing.

Meh. I hope you get lucky. You seem like someone who needs to get laid. Just not by me.

[GravitySucks]

Meh. I hope you get lucky. You seem like someone who needs to get laid.

I think he meant a building was on fire and a woman's body fell on him.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I said the loser

A date with Bugs?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Never watched. Hey, you're old enough to remember back 40 years?! Aren't you up way past your bedtime? The Early Bird Dinner Special was hours ago.

They had a throwback day a few years back where they wore those kind of shorts.  That's how I found out about it.  Looked like an old timers game to me but probably familiar to you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think he meant a building was on fire and a woman's body fell on him.

Hey, he'll take his dates however he can get them.

[Inglorious Bitch]

They had a throwback day a few years back where they wore those kind of shorts.  That's how I found out about it.  Looked like an old timers game to me but probably familiar to you.

Riiiiiiight. Good cover, old man.

[akwilly]

I think he meant a building was on fire and a woman's body fell on him.

why can't I get that lucky!

[akwilly]

Falkie would be disappointed at what his thread has become

[Inglorious Bitch]

why can't I get that lucky!

Never say never Willy. Maybe someday a woman's body will fall on you. Or a piano like in the cartoons.

[GravitySucks]

Hey, he'll take his dates however he can get them.

That's the only way he will get a hot woman.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie would be disappointed at what his thread has become

Posted on by productive members of society?

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's the only way he will get a hot woman.

Or even a cold one.

[akwilly]

That's the only way he will get a hot woman.

it would be racist not to have at it with a charred girls body

[GravitySucks]

Or even a cold one.

FearBoysWithBodies

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Never say never Willy. Maybe someday a woman's body will fall on you. Or a piano like in the cartoons.

It could be worse Willy.  Imagine the hell that IB's boyfriend must be going through.  And he can't even set himself on fire and jump out the window because she has him handcuffed to a radiator.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

That's the only way he will get a hot woman.

That giant sucking sound you hear is from the latest incarnation of this thread's White Knight.

[akwilly]

It could be worse Willy.  Imagine the hell that IB's boyfriend must be going through.  And he can't even set himself on fire and jump out the window because she has him handcuffed to a radiator.

I doubt she has car parts in her house

[GravitySucks]

That giant sucking sound you hear is from the latest incarnation of this thread's White Knight.

Tell the doctor your meds work when you take them, but you need to take them more often. They can help you.

[littlechris]

...some of the hottest anal sex...

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Tell the doctor your meds work when you take them, but you need to take them more often. They can help you.

What a shame.  Things were going so well, we had some good rhythm, some good zingers in there even from IB.  And then Mr. "God's gift to inflatable women" had to come along and ruin the party.

[SredniVashtar]

Hey, he'll take his dates however he can get them.

I like mine in a box covered in goo.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I doubt she has car parts in her house

You are correct, sir. I keep all my car parts in the driveway.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm usually easy to engage, but I don't waste my time on piss ants.

No shit. Says the woman whose bedroom has a revolving door.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You are correct, sir. I keep all my car parts in the driveway.

Not on the front lawn?  I'm impressed

[FearBoysWithBugs]

No shit. Says the woman whose bedroom has a revolving door.

She has a surplus sign she got from McDonalds, "Over [  ] Billion Served"

[onan]

She has a surplus sign she got from McDonalds, "Over [  ] Billion Served"

And still under a dollar.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I like mine in a box covered in goo.

I've never heard of that particular fetish.

[Inglorious Bitch]

She has a surplus sign she got from McDonalds, "Over [  ] Billion Served"

And still under a dollar.

BaDumTish! Are you two here all week? Should I order the dinner special and remember to tip my waitress?

[SredniVashtar]

I've never heard of that particular fetish.

Well, just like a computer programmer can't know every language out there, the odd fetish has to slip past you once in a while doesn't it? Although you'd better try and stay up to date or the business might suffer.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Well, just like a computer programmer can't know every language out there, the odd fetish has to slip past you once in a while doesn't it? Although you'd better try and stay up to date or the business might suffer.

Well then, I may need to hire you to be my eyes and ears next time that you are at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern.



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