The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

George needs to get offline and get a part-time job and he'll be fine. A new partner would do no harm.

And, yes, I do think a job would solve approximately half his problems, if for no other reason than it would keep him occupied in a meaningful way.

[akwilly]

Falkie and Kathy would be must watch reality tv.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Well, she gave birth to Falkie....

[Inglorious Bitch]

So deft of you to train your pet monkey to give you "the money shot" on command. You seems like a multi-talented person.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

So deft of you to train your pet monkey to give you "the money shot" on command. You seems like a multi-talented person.

It's like you hang on my every word.  I guess that's because my cock is out of reach.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It's like you hang on my every word.  I guess that's because my cock is out of reach.

Yes. That's exactly what's happening. Either that, or I am super bored at work and no other threads have recent posts on them.

[paladin1991]

Senda, are you going to the Space and Alien Snowfest in Big Bear Lake, CA?  If not, you'd better sign up right away.  It's February 5, 6 and 7 and only costs $209 for the entire weekend, easily within your budget.  Special guests are George Noory, Tommy Danheiser and Jimmy Church. 

I know what you're thinking.   It's just another event to separate gullible, brain-damaged losers from their money.  That's true.  But think of all the hucksters fascinating people you'll be able to interview.

http://www.aliensnowfest.com/

P.S.   There will also be lots of useless, over-priced crap to buy.

Danheiser as a guest?  What is he an expert in?  Has he been anal probed?  Has he had psychic visions?  Or will he talk about brewing coffee for the 'talent' at CoastisToast?  Does he give 'how to's' on the proper heating of pizza rolls for the 'talent' to snack on between commercials?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Yes. That's exactly what's happening. Either that, or I am super bored at work and no other threads have recent posts on them.

So you're slumming?  I never could have seen that coming.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

...And hey about that…if you’re getting up to take a piss, can you please make me a sandwich?...

Dude, women are like elephants as far as their memory is concerned.
Don't eat soggy bread.
It most likely won't happen right away. Two years down the road she'll tell you "the bread was in the fridge too long and it's just condensation.... don't worry about it." We all know what happened there.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Dude, women are like elephants as far as their memory is concerned.
Don't eat soggy bread.
It most likely won't happen right away. Two years down the road she'll tell you "the bread was in the fridge too long and it's just condensation.... don't worry about it." we all know what happened there.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

[3OctaveFart]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0poIjhVPLw

[Inglorious Bitch]

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0poIjhVPLw

Wait a minute....  GS is in Pittsburgh right ? When was the last time anyone saw a Redwood growing in Pittsburgh ? Those fuckin' tree's are notoriously hard to grow without specific growing conditions.

Falkie - - I'M CALLING BULLSHIT !

DISCUSS or STFU.               

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

C'mon, Senda.  What are you waiting for?  Sign up for some more UFO cons.  Here's another one you need to attend.  This one is in a desert.  That makes it really special because that's where the real aliens hang out, like these blue ones.  You know they're for real because they're from the Pleiades. 



Not only will you see special guests George Noory and Tommy Danheiser, you'll be able to hang out in a tent with like-minded people like these fine folks.  This woman wears a silver skirt and wraps silver cloth around her head.  How cool is that?  And look at the guy with his head painted silver.  Is he drinking some silver stuff out of a bottle?  Wow. It sure looks like it.  Maybe he's from the Pleiades too?

I've always had a preference for the green ones. Only problem is you can't tell when they're jealous



But then again, there's always this...

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Dude, women are like elephants

IB is good to have around when you need to bust a slump.

[MR. Spock]

Falkie if your still alive why do you support Trump? As you know dude, if Trump wins in Nov. You will have to get a real Job and start paying for your own shit and not get paid by the state. Falkie if your still alive, you should support bernie sanders because he will support you with all of the hard working people money.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He definitely has mental issues .. I really think one day he's going to kill himself.I just hope he doesn't kill anyone before he kills himself.

[Jackstar]

Falkie if your still alive

This shit is exactly what I'm talking about.

[Defwhale]

The Furry From Pittsburgh (TM)

[littlechris]

Would anyone even give a rat's ass if falkie shot and killed himself?? 

[Roswells, Art]

Would anyone even give a rat's ass if falkie shot and killed himself?? 

I would actually.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Would anyone even give a rat's ass if falkie shot and killed himself?? 

i don't believe he would do something like shoot himself. he is already doing a good job of killing himself with the mounds of crap that he eats. other than that, he might be more likely to kill himself due to over medication. he wouldn't be the first.

[onan]

Would anyone even give a rat's ass if falkie shot and killed himself?? 

One way to look at statements like this is to reverse the subject and object.

I would hazard a guess if falkie was watching over someone's demise, the first consideration would be, where are the credit cards?

[Roswells, Art]

i don't believe he would do something like shoot himself. he is already doing a good job of killing himself with the mounds of crap that he eats. other than that, he might be more likely to kill himself due to over medication. he wouldn't be the first.

Don't EVER assume YOU know what MY vegetable & fruit buying habits are.

I know I've posted it before but it cracks me up.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The Furry From Pittsburgh (TM)

That is hilarious.

[littlechris]

I would actually.

Ahhh. Ur too nice. Would you cry though?

[Roswells, Art]

Ahhh. Ur too nice. Would you cry though?

I don't think so.

[littlechris]

One way to look at statements like this is to reverse the subject and object.

I would hazard a guess if falkie was watching over someone's demise, the first consideration would be, where are the credit cards?

Roflmao.
 
Good point sir.

Good point. 

For those that are out of the loop, the first thing that falkie did after he killed his mother his mother died, was to go and max out all her credit cards.

He bought big screen televisions, apple products and a toyota prius. 

Immediately after that, he bad mouthed her and told everyone he hoped she was burning in hell. 

[littlechris]

I don't think so.

(Coke zero meet dell monitor)
Bwa haaaahaha!!!!