The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Well, just like a computer programmer can't know every language out there, the odd fetish has to slip past you once in a while doesn't it? Although you'd better try and stay up to date or the business might suffer.

At her age, an expansive menu is essential for customer satisfaction.  Also, the under-a-dollar specials.

[SredniVashtar]

At her age, an expansive menu is essential for customer satisfaction.  Also, the under-a-dollar specials.

Not to mention the 'under the table' specials, which have stood her in such good stead these past five decades.

[Inglorious Bitch]

At her age, an expansive menu is essential for customer satisfaction.  Also, the under-a-dollar specials.

Says the man who can remember back basketball games over 40 years ago. When I was typing that response to Willy, I was actually thinking of the tight pants that football players wear but then realized that Willy was referring to basketball, so I kept the joke anyway, even if it did not fit as well as it would have fit if Willy were talking about football. But leave it to you to remember back to a time when basketball games looked like this:



Good on you! You've been taking your Ginko.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Says the man who can remember back basketball games over 40 years ago. When I was typing that response to Willy, I was actually thinking of the tight pants that football players wear but then realized that Willy was referring to basketball, so I kept the joke anyway, even if it did not fit as well as it would have fit if Willy were talking about football. But leave it to you to remember back to a time when basketball games looked like this:



Good on you! You've been taking your Ginko.

This line of insult is limper than Falkie's pecker.  So no one could possibly know anything about the past without having lived through it?  If only we had books, pictures, the internet.  Oh well.

Try harder. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

This line of insult is limper than Falkie's pecker.  So no one could possibly know anything about the past without having lived through it?  If only we had books, pictures, the internet.  Oh well.

Try harder.

I could say the same exact thing to you. You don't have to live through something to know about it or to understand a reference. God forbid I know anything about the past, otherwise that must mean I'm 80.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Not to mention the 'under the table' specials, which have stood her in such good stead these past five decades.

She doesn't seem to mind being double teamed by the two of us.  I guess she's used to it by now.  I'm thinking that the words, "Nothing but net" apply here.  The laces aren't as tight as they were when they were new.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I could say the same exact thing to you. You don't have to live through something to know about it or to understand a reference. God forbid I know anything about the past, otherwise that must mean I'm 80.

No, you're 80 because you didn't pace yourself during The Good War.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm 80.

Chronologically? Or just around the waist? Perhaps both?

[Inglorious Bitch]

  The laces aren't as tight as they were when they were new.

Neither is your ass sphincter.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Chronologically? Or just around the waist? Perhaps both?

She seems kind of cranky this morning.  Where's the sense of humor?  I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Chronologically? Or just around the waist? Perhaps both?

The only thing 80 means on this thread is your IQ.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Neither is your ass sphincter.

You've heard of the Grand Canyon State?  You're the Grand Canyon date.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The only thing 80 means on this thread is your IQ.

See what I mean?  Maybe she's PMSing.

[Inglorious Bitch]

She seems kind of cranky this morning.  Where's the sense of humor?  I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

Then you should be the happiest man on here, barring Falkie, of course.

[Inglorious Bitch]

See what I mean?  Maybe she's PMSing.

Better to be PMS'ing than drunk posting like you have been since last night.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Then you should be the happiest man on here, barring Falkie, of course.

You should have taken me up on the anal while I was too loaded to know what I was doing.  You'd be in a much better mood this AM, I can tell you that.

Oh well, bygones.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Better to be PMS'ing than drunk posting like you have been since last night.

Geez, you're REALLY angry today.  I'm sorry honey.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You should have taken me up on the anal while I was too loaded to know what I was doing.  You'd be in a much better mood this AM, I can tell you that.

Oh well, bygones.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I'm not a third input type of gal.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I'm not a third input type of gal.

Of course you aren't.  You're a sweet, loveable gal with a razor sharp tongue and a Jeopardy-quick wit, and we all love you for it.  Sneddy and I were just teasing you, like lovers do.  Sort of like The Lemon Party with you as one of the guys.  It was all meant in good fun, and I'm sorry to see that we upset you so.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You've heard of the Grand Canyon State?  You're the Grand Canyon date.

Were you saving that one up?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Of course you aren't.  You're a sweet, loveable gal with a razor sharp tongue and a Jeopardy-quick wit, and we all love you for it.  Sneddy and I were just teasing you, like lovers do.  Sort of like The Lemon Party with you as one of the guys.  It was all meant in good fun, and I'm sorry to see that we upset you so.

Wow, I'd better print this out and frame it as it's probably the first and last nice thing you'll ever say about me on this thread. Having said that, I actually like that you guys can rip on each other and rip on me. In a twisted sort of way, it means that you see me as an equal, not some sort of "little lady" that you have to watch your language around.

[SredniVashtar]

I actually like that you guys can rip on each other and rip on me. In a twisted sort of way, it means that you see me as an equal, not some sort of "little lady" that you have to watch your language around.

STFU, you lousy whore! The mens is tawkin'!

No one thinks of you as a 'lady', that would be absurd. Also, for a woman who makes Falkie look like the victim of a SlimFast overdose, you can hardly be considered 'little'.

[Inglorious Bitch]

STFU, you lousy whore!

I'll have you know that I excel at everything that I do. 

[SredniVashtar]

Sneddy and I were just teasing you, like lovers do. 

What the FairyBoyBuggerer says.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

you see me as an equal

Let's not go too far, now, shall we?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I'll have you know that I excel at everything that I do. 

Like climbing a wall of dicks, mouth first.

[GravitySucks]

I'll have you know that I excel at everything that I do. 

I can't argue with you there.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I can't argue with you there.

Slurp slurp slurp.  Like Falkie with Noory.

[paladin1991]

Falkie's nickname should be Mr. ED.

Or Special ED.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie might be the only guy on the Left Coast concerned with the East Coast's annual weather misadventure.

For news purposes, of course.