The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie's nickname should be Mr. ED.

LOL! For once. Something funny out of you.

[littlechris]

Weird. That is literally the same side effects one gets from reading this thread. Depression, waves of despair, going blank, shuddering, weeping uncontrollably, massive heartburn and acid reflux.

Don't forget the gnashing of teeth. Something Cristal Gertrude Senda knows all about.

[coaster]

In some rare cases people have also reported a crippling mayo addiction and the inability to own a pair of glasses without breaking them. Ask your doctor before reading the General Musings of Falkie2013.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

LOL! For once. Something funny out of you.

I have no trouble getting a snigger out of Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I have no trouble getting a snigger out of Falkie.

You might not have as much luck getting a Snickers out of him.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You might not have as much luck getting a Snickers out of him.

Not as much luck as I would have getting the knickers off of you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Not as much luck as I would have getting the knickers off of you.

LOL!! You're two for two tonight.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

LOL!! You're two for two tonight.

Wanna go for the hat trick?  Like that time when we played Around the World?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wanna go for the hat trick?  Like that time when we played Around the World?

Sounds like an indecent proposal.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Sounds like an indecent proposal.

This dick ain't gonna suck itself.  Hey look, it's either another Friday crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's for you, or some of the hottest anal sex since the last time Falkie was arrested. And don't give me that “I've never done this before" business.  Sure. Like I haven't heard THAT a million times.  Newsflash…this won't be the first time you’ve had a dick in your ass.  Okay?  Now you know.

What's it gonna be?  I'd like to wrap this up in time for the Golden State game.  Unless you don't mind riding me while I'm watching the game, that would be alright too.  Actually, I was eating a sandwich a few months ago while some slut was riding my cock. It was like I wasn’t even there which was fine due to the fact that the Warriors were playing. 

And hey about that…if you’re getting up to take a piss, can you please make me a sandwich?  I like my bread slightly toasted and the sandwich cut diagonally. As I sit here and think about it, you know what would be the best thing ever, a woman who would fuck me and then just get up and go get me some water or beer and make me a quick sandwich.  You ladies out there (not you, IB), try it once, watch how much more your man begins to love you because it is becoming obvious that you understand him. No shit…next time you get fucked and you’re both done, get up and offer to make him a quick meal.  He’ll hold you in a minute. He needs about 10 to 15 minutes to let his dick settle down from the job it just did and how it just puked all over the place.

[akwilly]

This dick ain't gonna suck itself.  Hey look, it's either another Friday crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's for you, or some of the hottest anal sex since the last time Falkie was arrested. And don't give me that “I've never done this before" business.  Sure. Like I haven't heard THAT a million times.  Newsflash…this won't be the first time you’ve had a dick in your ass.  Okay?  Now you know.

What's it gonna be?  I'd like to wrap this up in time for the Golden State game.  Unless you don't mind riding me while I'm watching the game, that would be alright too.  Actually, I was eating a sandwich a few months ago while some slut was riding my cock. It was like I wasn’t even there which was fine due to the fact that the Warriors were playing. 

And hey about that…if you’re getting up to take a piss, can you please make me a sandwich?  I like my bread slightly toasted and the sandwich cut diagonally. As I sit here and think about it, you know what would be the best thing ever, a woman who would fuck me and then just get up and go get me some water or beer and make me a quick sandwich.  You ladies out there (not you, IB), try it once, watch how much more your man begins to love you because it is becoming obvious that you understand him. No shit…next time you get fucked and you’re both done, get up and offer to make him a quick meal.  He’ll hold you in a minute. He needs about 10 to 15 minutes to let his dick settle down from the job it just did and how it just puked all over the place.

dude that is just gross! Who has sex during an NBA game!

[GuerrillaUnReal]

dude that is just gross! Who has sex during an NBA game!

What else do you do during a NBA game?

Falkie got arrested?

[akwilly]

Arrested?

[Inglorious Bitch]

This dick ain't gonna suck itself. 

What a gentleman! Well, when you put it like that.............NO.

[GravitySucks]

/reported

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Arrested?

My bad, I misunderstood Fear's post.

[Inglorious Bitch]

dude that is just gross! Who has sex during an NBA game!

You mean other than the gentle self fondling while you watch the players in those tight shorts?

[Inglorious Bitch]

What else do you do during a NBA game?

Falkie got arrested?

Allegedly. In a universe far, far away. In Falkie's mind.

[Curandero81]

This dick ain't gonna suck itself.  Hey look, it's either another Friday crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's for you, or some of the hottest anal sex since the last time Falkie was arrested. And don't give me that “I've never done this before" business.  Sure. Like I haven't heard THAT a million times.  Newsflash…this won't be the first time you’ve had a dick in your ass.  Okay?  Now you know.

What's it gonna be?  I'd like to wrap this up in time for the Golden State game.  Unless you don't mind riding me while I'm watching the game, that would be alright too.  Actually, I was eating a sandwich a few months ago while some slut was riding my cock. It was like I wasn’t even there which was fine due to the fact that the Warriors were playing. 

And hey about that…if you’re getting up to take a piss, can you please make me a sandwich?  I like my bread slightly toasted and the sandwich cut diagonally. As I sit here and think about it, you know what would be the best thing ever, a woman who would fuck me and then just get up and go get me some water or beer and make me a quick sandwich.  You ladies out there (not you, IB), try it once, watch how much more your man begins to love you because it is becoming obvious that you understand him. No shit…next time you get fucked and you’re both done, get up and offer to make him a quick meal.  He’ll hold you in a minute. He needs about 10 to 15 minutes to let his dick settle down from the job it just did and how it just puked all over the place.

watch it
you are goin' to get paladinkyDick and casioson all worked up talk in' that way !
by the way I have on good authority they always make samwiches after doin' the dirty deed...
tip... might want to skip the "mayo" or maybe not...you might enjoy
("duke's" is NOT mayo...only aged jizzle)

[FearBoysWithBugs]

What a gentleman! Well, when you put it like that.............NO.

Okay okay forget what I just said and pay attention to this: a hot woman hit on me today.

You're saying to yourself, so what the fuck.  But take it from me, about 2/3 of the time if you say this to your gal, you're getting laid that night.  And I figure for someone as desperate as you, that ups it to a sure thing.

[akwilly]

You mean other than the gentle self fondling while you watch the players in those tight shorts?

I only do it watching a horse race. It times out just about right

[Curandero81]

Anything like a Muslim goat race

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You mean other than the gentle self fondling while you watch the players in those tight shorts?

They stopped wearing tight shorts about 40 years ago.  Was that the last time you watched a game?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I only do it watching a horse race. It times out just about right

The sound of the hooves has the right rhythm, too.  Keeps the pacing on target.

[Curandero81]

you do know what the winning goat "gets" don't you ??

[akwilly]

you do know what the winning goat "gets" don't you ??

same thing the loser of a naked leapfrog contest gets?

[Inglorious Bitch]

They stopped wearing tight shorts about 40 years ago.  Was that the last time you watched a game?

Never watched. Hey, you're old enough to remember back 40 years?! Aren't you up way past your bedtime? The Early Bird Dinner Special was hours ago.

[Inglorious Bitch]

same thing the loser of a naked leapfrog contest gets?

Genital warts?

[akwilly]

Genital warts?

I said the loser

[Inglorious Bitch]

I only do it watching a horse race. It times out just about right

For you or the horse?