The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey falkie, I have a business idea for you. It will be called vagrant travels. All you have to do is book clients to travel to a big city. You then dress them up like bums and provide them with a safe spot on the curb so that they can beg for money. You could dress up too and be the clients security. You could provide housing " cardboard box" for the clients that want an extended vacation. You also get to split the money that they haul in.I believe many rich people would want to book this vacation through you. It would do them some good and of course you would be changing the world for the better just like Steve Jobs or Richard petty.

Brilliant! They'll need an al fresco facility to relieve themselves. Nice way to market the Poopbox (TM).

[akwilly]

Brilliant! They'll need an al fresco facility to relieve themselves. Nice way to market the Poopbox (TM).

that's what would be in the fine print. They would be way overcharged for " luxury" such as empty beer boxes and cleanish water.

[MikeJ]

After having been exposed to Senda, I realize why our democracy is in such a shambles.

[akwilly]

After having been exposed to Senda, I realize why our democracy is in such a shambles.

hey new guy you don't know what your talking about! Falkie is America! Have you never heard of checks and balances? We write the checks and he cashes! That's how it works! STFU

[3OctaveFart]

George is a picture of the average 2016 voter. Guys like Falkie never get voter apathy, they are only emboldened by an abysmal electoral field.

[The Snorchlax]

The George Senda Show

Coast to Coast Across America

Listen live!

[Inglorious Bitch]

The George Senda Show

Coast to Coast Across America

Listen live!

He's about as intelligent as Noory.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

that's what would be in the fine print. They would be way overcharged for " luxury" such as empty beer boxes and cleanish water.

You guys always think that getting Senda a job is the answer to all his troubles.

It isn't.  The answer is silencing the haters that dog him like his mother (may she burn in hell).  Ask the giant tub of goo yourself.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He's about as intelligent as Noory.

Bull toot.  Noory silenced his most vocal internet AND got a free blow job out of the deal, and all for the price of a pair of glasses and enduring 30 minutes of Senda bellowing at him. 

Senda makes Noory look like Stephen fucking Hawking.

By the way, Hawking doesn't weigh 400 lbs, does he?  And he hasn't walked in like 45 years.

[littlechris]

Brilliant! They'll need an al fresco facility to relieve themselves. Nice way to market the Poopbox (TM).

Haha. Ditto. I also think I'm ready to see Sweet Kathy take a FAT turd in a beer box.



Photo Concept: Bart Ell

[3OctaveFart]

Yikes.

[akwilly]

Haha. Ditto. I also think I'm ready to see Sweet Kathy take a FAT turd in a beer box.



Photo Concept: Bart Ell

the poop boxes that I make are only engineered for use by a male. I am working on a female design but have been tripped up trying to figure out how to direct any pee to another compartment therefore not getting the poo wet and harder to burn. I am leaning to a two box system.

[littlechris]

...harder to burn...

WTF?!!  Hahaha!!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

the poop boxes that I make are only engineered for use by a male. I am working on a female design but have been tripped up trying to figure out how to direct any pee to another compartment therefore not getting the poo wet and harder to burn. I am leaning to a two box system.

You're going to have Senda poop in a box?

With apologies to Roy Schieder, you're going to need a bigger box.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Falkie, ignore the bleeding heart here and consider this seriously.

http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/01/26/two-sundance-films-revisit-story-of-journalist-christine-chubbuck-who-killed-herself-on-air-in-1974/

This woman was a journalist like yourself.  She was toiling away and getting nowhere, like you, then she did the ultimate stage act.

Now there are not one, but TWO films being shown at the Sundance Film Festival about her.

You've lived a full life Falkie.  From your stories, a life full and rich enough for ten men.  But now you are a POS nobody, reading news articles written by others and reviewing products that went obsolete years ago; the object of scorn and pity.  You are a total loser Falkie, and that will be your legacy for about a week, and then everyone will forget about you. 

But you can turn that around with one dramatic act.  You will be immortal.  You will live forever.  There will be songs written about you and movies made about you.

Think about it, Falkie.  Look at the life you lead.  In a couple of years you will be dead from being a fat piece of shit that is 200 lbs overweight.  Would you not trade all the days from when you expire, wheezing and screaming in pain, to this day, for the chance at immortality?  And best of all, you can simply come back to life like you did the other three times that you said you died.

You are a neo-narcissist Falkie, I know this has to appeal to you.  Think it over, this is your best chance for fame in the little march of time you have left.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWuH33wSaxs

This is a must watch video.

He just talks about football so you can mute the sound and revel in the outfit he is wearing.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWuH33wSaxs

This is a must watch video.

He just talks about football so you can mute the sound and revel in the outfit he is wearing.

"You have the Patriots playing....um....er....[looks at monitor for several long seconds] ...Denver..."

George Senda, the most trusted name in journalism.  Who cant even be bothered to understand the material he is going to be ranting about ahead of time.

[bateman]

I'd like to thank the posters in this thread for the hardest laugh I've had today. Excellent work, everyone, page 1054 is a good one.

[ONeill]

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[littlechris]

Definitely a keeper.

ONeil, can you slow down the stroke action some?

[ONeill]

Definitely a keeper.

ONeil, can you slow down the stroke action some?

[area51drone]

If you can mix the one LC commented on with this one, I think you'd have a winner for best jack off gif yet.

[littlechris]

If you can mix the one LC commented on with this one, I think you'd have a winner for best jack off gif yet.

Yes, definitely slow them both down. Hahaha.

[Defwhale]

I don't understand how Senda is From Pittsburgh.  Is that really the most accurate way to describe him?

Hasn't he spent most of his life in San Francisco and Martinez, CA, with stops in a few other places like Washington DC, Las Vegas, and LA?  Wouldn't people actually affiliated with Pittsburgh be hacked off about the way they are being portrayed?  How about the Frisco Freeloader? 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

If you can mix the one LC commented on with this one, I think you'd have a winner for best jack off gif yet.

I already suggested this and got the back of ONeill's hand for my trouble.