The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Roswells, Art]

I can't believe they didn't give him a driver's license.

[akwilly]

I can't believe they didn't give him a driver's license.

hey that's the move I use on the lady's!

[littlechris]

George Sausage Senda.

Roflmao!!

Soda meet monitor.

[Walks_At_Night]

I have serious doubts about Noory inviting Senda and Hello Kathy to dinner.  If he had really invited them to dinner, wouldn't there be a video of everyone at their table including Kathy inhaling her pork chop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ki94TLRZQ

Why the fuck [and that is strong language for me] would anyone post something like that on youtube?


Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

[coaster]

Why the fuck [and that is strong language for me] would anyone post something like that on youtube?


Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

Watching Kathy inhale food is designed to make Falkie money.
I can't help to feel sorry for her. Kathy looks miserable. She can't even enjoy her slop without having that fucking camera shoved in her face. And she can't really tell him to stop because a new bruise will mysteriously appear on her face. I mean, who the fuck wants to be filmed while they are eating? Have some respect for others Falkie, you fat lunatic.

[PB the Deplorable]

Why the fuck [and that is strong language for me] would anyone post something like that on youtube?


Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

Did someone 'donate' the cost of a steak dinner if he would film her eating it?

[Northern Nights]

Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

[paladin1991]

ANOTHER CON? He has attended more CONS than he has worked days in his life.

Oh.....the kiss of the blade is sweeeeeet......zing!

[paladin1991]

His ankles cankles hurt and he hated his mother.

FIFY

[paladin1991]

He was a soldier already in a previous lifetime, WW2 I think he said. He hasn't received ANY thanks from you miscreants either!

did he grift his way across the European continent?

[paladin1991]

Yup, he has mad interdimensional time travel skills!


"In 1970, George had three time shift experiences on the streets of San Francisco and the Presidio. In his first experience, he was standing at First & Mission at a news vendor when the air shimmered, like heat coming off asphalt. Everything changed in front of him â€" clothes, cars, people, including his own clothes. The news vendor had changed and around the kiosk were 13 different San Francisco papers. He looked at one of the papers and the date was Sept 6, 1941 with the headline “Japanese War Fears” or something to that effect. After two minutes, the air shimmered again, and he was back. During his Presidio experience, he once again saw the air shimmer and witnessed gunnery practice."

*~jedi handwave~*  "These are not the cares that anyone gives a fuck for."

[Rally Squirrel]

Senda gets emotional watching Sarah Palin.  He applauds.  He laughs. He cries.  He wipes tears from his eyes.  He cries again.  He wipes his snotty nose.  He cries some more.  He creams his jeans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VscGZhEGU8w

You told me what happens but it still got a huge laugh from me.

He plays her video and we get to watch him as he watches her. He is enamored and enraptured at first then it happens. He starts bawling and he cries off and on the entire time. It is really funny as hell.

[paladin1991]

And the draft was a reality until 73, so fess up there Falkie. Tell us of your black ops training and your covert experiences.

Dude!  You know he suffers fm flashbacks to Nam.  Hell, he saw all those fucking movies!

[paladin1991]

I think he and his friend Marony, Marlonie, Baloney, whatever pretended to be butt buddies to avoid the draft.   That would be just like Senda, and like the stereotypical conservative chickenshit he embodies: someone who talks tough when it comes to sending others people to die in wars, but claims phony exemption after exemption when his balls are on the line.

Like all those Beta college faggots who always say 'we' should go kick some ass.  Call them on their BS and it's always something like this, "Well, dude!  I'm in college.  I've got a future....uh, I mean, that maybe if I weren't in school...."  Fucking Beta faggots.

[paladin1991]

Why the fuck [and that is strong language for me] would anyone post something like that on youtube?


Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

You just wait.  Shit gets absolutely surreal.

[nooryisawesome]

Here you are Senda-

[littlechris]

Here you are Senda-

NICE. It looks like her pants are down at her ankles. I'd hit it!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

He plays her video and we get to watch him as he watches her.

He sits there with his mouth hanging open like a gigantic halibut. I'm starting to wonder if all the cylinders are firing.

[onan]

Sarah Palin: "...holding folks accountable..."

umm, hey mooch, whatcha think?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I can't believe they didn't give him a driver's license.

I can't believe they didn't give him a driver's license.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Why the fuck [and that is strong language for me] would anyone post something like that on youtube?


Just when it can't get any more bizarre some new weird shit pops up in this thread.

She shovels three heaping forkloads into her piehole in about 20 seconds without interruption.  it's gross, but what makes it surreal is that he posted videos of the two of them having a prime rib dinner and then another one of them in a food handout line, because they're poor.

Senda's philosophy seems to be, "Why pay for stuff you can get for free?"  If he can grift it rather than paying for it, he will, because he has no character or ethics.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I'm starting to wonder if all the cylinders are firing.

...Because there hasn't been enough evidence to date to draw a conclusion?

[Inglorious Bitch]

...Because there hasn't been enough evidence to date to draw a conclusion?

No, there hadn't. I though Falkie was a college professor.

[SredniVashtar]

No, there hadn't. I though thought Falkie was a college professor.

We'd never make that mistake with you.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

We'd never make that mistake with you.

hee hee

[Inglorious Bitch]

We'd never make that mistake with you.

Screw you. I'm busy typing, drinking hot chocolate and avoiding stray bullets in the hood. Ain't no one got time for spelling things correctly.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

You told me what happens but it still got a huge laugh from me.

He plays her video and we get to watch him as he watches her. He is enamored and enraptured at first then it happens. He starts bawling and he cries off and on the entire time. It is really funny as hell.

Beginning at about 13:35, he laughs, he cries, and he nods off, all within 45 seconds of each other.

Mostly he sits there breathing through his mouth, with an expression on his face that makes IB look like a college professor.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Beginning at about 13:35, he laughs, he cries, and he nods off, all within 45 seconds of each other.

Mostly he sits there breathing through his mouth, with an expression on his face that makes IB look like a college professor.

You're welcome. Glad I could set that up for you.

[Roswells, Art]

See, I'm not making this shit up.

I only know what was told me via proxy in that a well known psychic met my former roommate and without saying a word or knowing anything about me said " you have a roomate who is into military history. he died as a soldier in WW2. "

I bet all you haters feel bad about giving Major Falkie grief now all these years.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

See, I'm not making this shit up.

I bet all you haters feel bad about giving Major Falkie grief now all these years.

Too bad the well-known psychic couldn't offer anything useful, like "Tell your roommate not to steal those comics or he will be thrown in jail and butt-raped by four black men."

Interesting thing about Senda, who claims not to be a racist: all of his fantasy stories about being raped, robbed, or otherwise abused, the perpetrator is always a black man or men.  In Falkyland, only black men can be criminals.  But he's not a racist, don't-you-know.