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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: paladin1991 on January 18, 2016, 08:18:04 PM
Wow.  George retired 1 day before his unit was called up to serve in the first Gulf war.  Why didn't I think of that?  They came home with 15 ribbons?  Shit, must have seen a lot more combat than my team did.

Well the handouts for Schwarzkopf's pressers wouldn't hand them selves out on their own.   Each presser was a campaign medal earned.

paladin1991

Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 18, 2016, 12:30:20 PM
Tommy makes an appearance in this one.  He's fairly close to Falkie, on the left side his arm straight out leaning against the wall.  He's talking to some guy in a brown coat, and steps out into view at :34

Falkie either didn't see him or wasn't interested.

You guys don't see it do you?  Tommy is positioned to cut Felchie off if he makes a lumbering charge towards the self proclaimed king of late night radio.

Flechie begins his his lumbering run, tommy cries out, "Ambush, sahib, ambush!"  Throws a flying tackle on the maddened beast that is the charging Felchie as George makes his exit, stage left, thru the service entrance.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 12:31:41 PM
Maybe the whitest crowd ever.

that's because white people are the best con men this planet has ever seen.


oh shit! was that racist?  ;)

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 18, 2016, 08:26:10 PM
You guys don't see it do you?  Tommy is positioned to cut Felchie off if he makes a lumbering charge towards the self proclaimed king of late night radio.

Flechie begins his his lumbering run, tommy cries out, "Ambush, sahib, ambush!"  Throws a flying tackle on the maddened beast that is the charging Felchie as George makes his exit, stage left, thru the service entrance.

yeah, but can GN dodge a couple of shoes?  8)



sorry about the gif. that was an awesome moment.

paladin1991

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on January 18, 2016, 08:35:53 PM
yeah, but can GN dodge a couple of shoes?  8)



sorry about the gif. that was an awesome moment.

Filthy fucking 3rd world Haji.  Watch how the security officer starts the appropriate beat down after the thrown shoe.

3OctaveFart

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 18, 2016, 08:00:42 PM
This obsession you have with Jabba the Falk is getting too weird for me.  Now you are comparing him to Jesus.

Dude, if you want to suck his cock, just work it out offline.  No need to involve normal people.
You're the one bigfooting him 10 years after you guys posted on a defunct forum.

The marriage is an important piece of whatever puzzle this has become.

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 18, 2016, 09:09:29 PM
Filthy fucking 3rd world Haji.  Watch how the security officer starts the appropriate beat down after the thrown shoe.

it was a journalist that pulled him down. beating came moments later.  :P

akwilly

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 09:21:28 PM
You're the one bigfooting him 10 years after you guys posted on a defunct forum.

The marriage is an important piece of whatever puzzle this has become.
Agreed, the marriage is the key to figuring out Falkie. If his ex wife is still alive we must know!

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 18, 2016, 09:09:29 PM
Filthy fucking 3rd world Haji.  Watch how the security officer starts the appropriate beat down after the thrown shoe.

Yeah, but the expression on W.`s face is priceless. He`s havin` a good ol` time, just like playin` dodge ball as kid.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 06:18:22 PM
I'm trying to determine when Senda was married. He has a Christ-like gap in his record from about 1970-77.

In the 60's he lived in what must have been a large home and was given all the toys he could want. He told us there was a spare dinning room just to store all his model tanks and ships.
But there was some darkness we have only seen a hint of. He has mentioned that he was molested as well as other things and he became emancipated at 17 and moved to Las Vegas.
At some point he moved back home to finish High School then was off to LA.
On his grand adventure he stole and pawned over $5000 worth of comic books, an unheard of amount in 1972.
It landed him and he found out his father that he was running from had died. While sobbing about his dead dad he got butt raped. Then he moved back home again to live with his mom.

In 1973 he decided that too many people bit the heads off chickens so he stopped listening to rock.

He met a homeless hippie chick that he knew for a few weeks, she would become one of the major loves of his life but he would only ever see her again for 1 day a year later.

George was introduced to Kathy and he lost his virginity and learned to drive.

Towards the end of the 70's he moved to Sacramento.

littlechris

WOW George.

I'm impressed.

Why didn't you tell us that you were going to be a guest speaker at the Los Angeles woo woo con?

I assume Noory got you the gig.

Super cool!


coaster

Not only will guest speaker George Senda teach you how to properly catch food crumbs in your sweaty chest hair, he teaches you ways to prepare said crumbs into delicious, easy to prepare meals. On Saturday he shows you many delightful techniques on how to beat your significant other with items found within your home, such as phone books and leftover pizza boxes.


3OctaveFart

LittleChris, get that guy back on the forum, please. You can make him a star.

I need to apologize  and correct one thing. George inboxed me to let me know his girlfriend was never homeless.

This post was misinterpreted by me.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 10, 2015, 02:57:35 PM
My first girlfriend told me a story where once she and a group of friends decided they were so hungry they caught a swan in Golden Gate Park , roasted it and ate it. Said it was stringy and incredibly tough to eat. I was dumfounded that anyone would eat a swan.
Never been hissed at by a swan. Geese yes, but no swans.
Particularly when Kathy and I have gone to feed the ducks and geese cracked corn which is a delicacy as migratory birds stop in corn fields and eat the bits of corn left on the ground after harvesting.
I also once got bit by a squirrel when I was feeding peanuts to the squirrels on the grounds of the state capital in Sacramento. The other squirrels were patient but this one squirrel chattered at me and jumped up at bit my finger that was holding the peanut. Hurt and bled like hell.

She had a home but was perhaps not in a normal state of mind. There were no other corrections so it all stands as canon.

BTW, that squirrel is a National Treasure. I am proud to say he is a friend of mine.

littlechris

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 10:41:40 PM
LittleChris, get that guy back on the forum, please. You can make him a star.

Lol, dude we've tried really hard.

I've offered him money, strippers, food, you name it.

He refuses.

He's just too damn stubborn.

Besides, I have not talked to the man in about 6 months and he has blocked all my emails and PM's.

Notice though that Tommy Danheiser will be a "celebrity" guest at the woo woo con. Lol.

More people know about Falkie then they do about Tommy.

So if Tommy can be a celebrity guest, why not George Senda?????

George Senda. The guy we LOVE to hate.


ONeill

This pair of disgusting welfare frauds is stealing food from starving children again... Just before a costly trip to the woo woo con. And somehow the fact that they were the only Caucasians there is relevant? Wtf?

Btw. it's interesting how Sweet Kathy Mayobreath's fleshy mutant love doll anatomy allows her to rest her arms on her udders

Posting people who are trying to get some help with Food up on Youtube isn't cool. I am guessing a lot of those folks fell on hard times and feel none to proud to have to ask for help. They don't deserve Senda posting it up on Youtube for the world to see.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on January 19, 2016, 03:32:27 AM
Posting people who are trying to get some help with Food up on Youtube isn't cool. I am guessing a lot of those folks fell on hard times and feel none to proud to have to ask for help. They don't deserve Senda posting it up on Youtube for the world to see.

I wonder what was going through their minds, like is this a joke?  These two enormously fat people, one carrying an expensive ipad, are in a food line for poor people?

littlechris

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 19, 2016, 05:56:08 AM
I wonder what was going through their minds, like is this a joke?  These two enormously fat people, one carrying an expensive ipad, are in a food line for poor people?

Rolling up in a fairly new red toyota prius no less. Two big fat fucken turds hobbling up to get their $15 food cards. Pathetic.

Who

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 19, 2016, 05:56:08 AM
I wonder what was going through their minds, like is this a joke?  These two enormously fat people, one carrying an expensive ipad, are in a food line for poor people?

And he tells the world about it by posting that repulsive video. It's the same with his house-cleaning videos. He's a hoarder who's turned his apartment into a filthy, stinking hovel.  No one in his right mind could live like that.  Senda is proud  of it and documents it for the world to see.  Nothing about this 357 lb hominid is right.

Quote from: littlechris on January 18, 2016, 10:01:10 PM
Why didn't you tell us that you were going to be a guest speaker at the Los Angeles woo woo con?

He won't be.  He'll find some excuse, some way to blame not speaking on someone else.  He's a gigantic pussy and a coward; there is zero chance of him doing any public speaking.

littlechris

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 19, 2016, 06:42:34 AM
He won't be.  He'll find some excuse, some way to blame not speaking on someone else.  He's a gigantic pussy and a coward; there is zero chance of him doing any public speaking.

Totally. The man is so timid, he's scared to post on his own thread.  A few months back he admitted to being too scared to be interviewed by Nancy birnes on her radio show. Which had maybe 15 - 20 listeners max.

Hell, I had even arranged paying gigs for him to emcee high school talent shows,  special events, etc there in the bay area, as a way to get some practice and exposure.  He pussied out.



paladin1991

Quote from: littlechris on January 19, 2016, 06:57:54 AM
Totally. The man is so timid, he's scared to post on his own thread.  A few months back he admitted to being too scared to be interviewed by Nancy birnes on her radio show. Which had maybe 15 - 20 listeners max.

Hell, I had even arranged paying gigs for him to emcee high school talent shows,  special events, etc there in the bay area, as a way to get some practice and exposure.  He pussied out.



You are just too good to him.

Defwhale

Quote from: ONeill on January 19, 2016, 12:01:42 AM
... Btw. it's interesting how Sweet Kathy Mayobreath's fleshy mutant love doll anatomy allows her to rest her arms on her udders...



Which are in turn resting on her belly. 

Does filming and posting sorry scenes like this actually generate handouts, er, donations?   How ok is Kathy being videoed here?  Are pride and self respect ever a consideration?  How did these two get to be like this?

ziznak

Quote from: littlechris on January 18, 2016, 10:46:44 PM
Lol, dude we've tried really hard.

I've offered him money, strippers, food, you name it.

He refuses.

He's just too damn stubborn.

Besides, I have not talked to the man in about 6 months and he has blocked all my emails and PM's.

Notice though that Tommy Danheiser will be a "celebrity" guest at the woo woo con. Lol.

More people know about Falkie then they do about Tommy.

So if Tommy can be a celebrity guest, why not George Senda?????

George Senda. The guy we LOVE to hate.
If you want to offload all those extra strippers and money man just let me know



coaster

Kathy looks fucking miserable in every picture I've seen.


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