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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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ONeill

Senda is obviously so comfortable doing what he does. How else can you take such a refreshing nap in process.




Roswells, Art

Hey Falks, if you want to watch a video of that guy you did a report on check this one out it's really good and I think even you would like it. Could you report back on what you think of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g




coaster

jesus that's annoying. back on ignore.


Dateline

Here is a Dateline Winter Travel Tip:

Has the winter weather made you blue?  No money to travel due to over-extended Christmas credit, owing the IRS, and funding grifters through the government:  Love UFO"S and the paranormal, but no one around you understands you?

Then, here it is Free WOO-WOO FOR YOU.  This is a growing community begun by Sendamoney and Sweet Kathy.  It is guaranteed to get you into any Woo-Woo Conference where Norry talks peanuts. All  you have to do is join "The Friends Of George Norry Society."

Just this past weekend two out of the community were welcomed with hugs,  steak dinners, and all the free WOO-WOO they could take in.  All you have to do is wear the name tag, and say you are "A Friend Of George Norry."

We have started small, and this past weekend it was only a table for ten.  Our next goal is to fill a conference hall with the "Friends Of George Norry"  woo-wooing and all for free. 

By mid-year we anticipate with the growth forecast we will fill a Dome Stadium where it will be packed with Woo-Woo.  When the sponsors come to get paid, no one forks over the cash and the riot squad are call.  Never fear.  All in unison, just proclaim:  "WE ARE FRIENDS OF GEORGE NORRY."  NO WORRIES.  HUGS, FOOD, AND WOO-WOO FOR FREE.   

Hurry, to join the "Friends Of George Norry society, now."  Send your request to join to Grifter @gmail. com.  If you join now, we are offering an additional benefit  You will get the internet or cable bill of your choice paid for as a "Friend of George Norry."  And, as an added bonus, you will get an autographed of the original founder of the community Sendamoney, himself.  Each autographed picture will have him wearing a different T-shirt.  You can collect them, save them or swap them with other "Friends Of George Norry."

DON'T BE BLUE, GO WOO-WOO! 

Quote from: ONeill on January 19, 2016, 12:04:44 PM
Senda is obviously so comfortable doing what he does. How else can you take such a refreshing nap in process.



That is hilarious. I just saw his video and he really nods off during it. I loled.

littlechris

Quote from: Dateline on January 19, 2016, 01:49:18 PM
Here is a Dateline Winter Travel Tip:

Has the winter weather made you blue?  No money to travel due to over-extended Christmas credit, owing the IRS, and funding grifters through the government:  Love UFO"S and the paranormal, but no one around you understands you?

Then, here it is Free WOO-WOO FOR YOU.  This is a growing community begun by Sendamoney and Sweet Kathy.  It is guaranteed to get you into any Woo-Woo Conference where Norry talks peanuts. All  you have to do is join "The Friends Of George Norry Society."

Just this past weekend two out of the community were welcomed with hugs,  steak dinners, and all the free WOO-WOO they could take in.  All you have to do is wear the name tag, and say you are "A Friend Of George Norry."

We have started small, and this past weekend it was only a table for ten.  Our next goal is to fill a conference hall with the "Friends Of George Norry"  woo-wooing and all for free. 

By mid-year we anticipate with the growth forecast we will fill a Dome Stadium where it will be packed with Woo-Woo.  When the sponsors come to get paid, no one forks over the cash and the riot squad are call.  Never fear.  All in unison, just proclaim:  "WE ARE FRIENDS OF GEORGE NORRY."  NO WORRIES.  HUGS, FOOD, AND WOO-WOO FOR FREE.   

Hurry, to join the "Friends Of George Norry society, now."  Send your request to join to Grifter @gmail. com.  If you join now, we are offering an additional benefit  You will get the internet or cable bill of your choice paid for as a "Friend of George Norry."  And, as an added bonus, you will get an autographed of the original founder of the community Sendamoney, himself.  Each autographed picture will have him wearing a different T-shirt.  You can collect them, save them or swap them with other "Friends Of George Norry."

DON'T BE BLUE, GO WOO-WOO!

Roflmao! Brilliant!

Who

Quote from: Dateline on January 19, 2016, 01:49:18 PM
Here is a Dateline Winter Travel Tip:

Has the winter weather made you blue?  No money to travel due to over-extended Christmas credit, owing the IRS, and funding grifters through the government:  Love UFO"S and the paranormal, but no one around you understands you?

Then, here it is Free WOO-WOO FOR YOU.  This is a growing community begun by Sendamoney and Sweet Kathy.  It is guaranteed to get you into any Woo-Woo Conference where Norry talks peanuts. All  you have to do is join "The Friends Of George Norry Society."

Just this past weekend two out of the community were welcomed with hugs,  steak dinners, and all the free WOO-WOO they could take in.  All you have to do is wear the name tag, and say you are "A Friend Of George Norry."

We have started small, and this past weekend it was only a table for ten.  Our next goal is to fill a conference hall with the "Friends Of George Norry"  woo-wooing and all for free. 

By mid-year we anticipate with the growth forecast we will fill a Dome Stadium where it will be packed with Woo-Woo.  When the sponsors come to get paid, no one forks over the cash and the riot squad are call.  Never fear.  All in unison, just proclaim:  "WE ARE FRIENDS OF GEORGE NORRY."  NO WORRIES.  HUGS, FOOD, AND WOO-WOO FOR FREE.   

Hurry, to join the "Friends Of George Norry society, now."  Send your request to join to Grifter @gmail. com.  If you join now, we are offering an additional benefit  You will get the internet or cable bill of your choice paid for as a "Friend of George Norry."  And, as an added bonus, you will get an autographed of the original founder of the community Sendamoney, himself.  Each autographed picture will have him wearing a different T-shirt.  You can collect them, save them or swap them with other "Friends Of George Norry."

DON'T BE BLUE, GO WOO-WOO!


littlechris

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on January 19, 2016, 02:09:09 PM
That is hilarious. I just saw his video and he really nods off during it. I loled.

I didn't think his videos could get any worse. WOW. Once again he attacks African Americans and their right to protest by calling all blacks narcissist's. Falkie don't you have black neighbors?? Do they know you are racist? What do you think they would do if they found out about all the vile racist shit you spew out of your mouth?? Hmmm.

http://youtu.be/KLB__ZgH_24

Quote from: littlechris on January 19, 2016, 04:36:25 PM
I didn't think his videos could get any worse. WOW. Once again he attacks African Americans and their right to protest by calling all blacks narcissist's. Falkie don't you have black neighbors?? Do they know you are racist? What do you think they would do if they found out about all the vile racist shit you spew out of your mouth?? Hmmm.

http://youtu.be/KLB__ZgH_24

In the Bay Bridge video he says they were violent and looting.

It was actually a very peaceful protest and most drivers did not mind. There are a lot of storie about folks here getting out of their cars and chatting with them but zero stories of violence.

3OctaveFart

Quote from: littlechris on January 19, 2016, 06:57:54 AM
Hell, I had even arranged paying gigs for him to emcee high school talent shows,  special events, etc there in the bay area, as a way to get some practice and exposure.  He pussied out.


Your efforts are commendable, dude.

This is where a novice should start out, emceeing youth talent shows, not hosting a national radio program.

Did he think those events were beneath him?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on January 19, 2016, 02:09:09 PM
That is hilarious. I just saw his video and he really nods off during it. I loled.

It won't be quite so funny when he nods off while driving (illegally) and kills someone. 

Senda should be put in jail, and if nobody claims him within 30 days...well, just like the dog pound.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 19, 2016, 05:04:55 PM
It won't be quite so funny when he nods off while driving (illegally) and kills someone. 

Senda should be put in jail, and if nobody claims him within 30 days...well, just like the dog pound.

Or we could just send him upstate to live on a farm and run around free with other Sendas.

Quote from: littlechris on January 19, 2016, 04:36:25 PM
I didn't think his videos could get any worse. WOW. Once again he attacks African Americans and their right to protest by calling all blacks narcissist's. Falkie don't you have black neighbors?? Do they know you are racist? What do you think they would do if they found out about all the vile racist shit you spew out of your mouth?? Hmmm.

It's fuckin mind-blowingly ironic to hear Senda call  those people narcissists who care about nothing other than getting attention.

He can't figure out a good excuse why this should be condemned, so he says that unlike MLK, they are causing disruptions, and when he figures out that isn't going to fly, he claims that they were burning and looting, which of course they were not. 

George Senda -- The Biggest Fucking Liar in Journalism (tm)

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 19, 2016, 05:04:24 PM
Your efforts are commendable, dude.

This is where a novice should start out, emceeing youth talent shows, not hosting a national radio program.

Did he think those events were beneath him?

He's a fucking coward, that's why he wouldn't do it.  That's the reason, and the only reason.

littlechris

Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 19, 2016, 05:04:24 PM
Your efforts are commendable, dude.

This is where a novice should start out, emceeing youth talent shows, not hosting a national radio program.

Did he think those events were beneath him?

He said he was waiting to see what happens with Noory before he pursues anything else. In the meantime he sits on his ass and sleeps all day. At the end of the day, he's scared to be in the public spotlight unless he's making crappy videos, cowering in his filthy apartment safe from the world.

As far as the hookers/strippers. He didn't want to have sex with them, so I told him to he didn't have to and instead to just have them sit on his fat lap while he made a video. I suggested that he do a weekly "Ask George" show on YouTube where two hookers/strippers would sit on his lap and read the weeks various fan mail  where George would answer all his "fans" questions on video, since he LOVES talking about himself,etc.   Every week he'd introduce the audience to different hookers/ strippers, etc. He could joke with them on camera and just have a good time. Could have been hilarious content and he could have made some friends from it.

akwilly

Quote from: Dateline on January 19, 2016, 01:49:18 PM
Here is a Dateline Winter Travel Tip:

Has the winter weather made you blue?  No money to travel due to over-extended Christmas credit, owing the IRS, and funding grifters through the government:  Love UFO"S and the paranormal, but no one around you understands you?

Then, here it is Free WOO-WOO FOR YOU.  This is a growing community begun by Sendamoney and Sweet Kathy.  It is guaranteed to get you into any Woo-Woo Conference where Norry talks peanuts. All  you have to do is join "The Friends Of George Norry Society."

Just this past weekend two out of the community were welcomed with hugs,  steak dinners, and all the free WOO-WOO they could take in.  All you have to do is wear the name tag, and say you are "A Friend Of George Norry."

We have started small, and this past weekend it was only a table for ten.  Our next goal is to fill a conference hall with the "Friends Of George Norry"  woo-wooing and all for free. 

By mid-year we anticipate with the growth forecast we will fill a Dome Stadium where it will be packed with Woo-Woo.  When the sponsors come to get paid, no one forks over the cash and the riot squad are call.  Never fear.  All in unison, just proclaim:  "WE ARE FRIENDS OF GEORGE NORRY."  NO WORRIES.  HUGS, FOOD, AND WOO-WOO FOR FREE.   

Hurry, to join the "Friends Of George Norry society, now."  Send your request to join to Grifter @gmail. com.  If you join now, we are offering an additional benefit  You will get the internet or cable bill of your choice paid for as a "Friend of George Norry."  And, as an added bonus, you will get an autographed of the original founder of the community Sendamoney, himself.  Each autographed picture will have him wearing a different T-shirt.  You can collect them, save them or swap them with other "Friends Of George Norry."

DON'T BE BLUE, GO WOO-WOO!
awesome dateline! Sign me up.

Who

Senda gets emotional watching Sarah Palin.  He applauds.  He laughs. He cries.  He wipes tears from his eyes.  He cries again.  He wipes his snotty nose.  He cries some more.  He creams his jeans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VscGZhEGU8w

Who

Senda Goes Orgasmic Watching Sarah Palin . . .



Ohhhhh Sarah! Say it again, Sarah.  Say, DRILL BABY DRILL!  DRILL BABY DRILL!  Oh, FUCK YEAH!!   


littlechris

Good Morning George "Falkie" Senda!!!!


Who

Why does Senda get so emotional when listening to his fellow conservatives?  Because he believes in conservative principles.

1) Serving one's country in a strong military.  Senda served proudly in Vietnam.  Well, he would have.  But his mother wouldn't let him join the Air Force so he stole comic books, managed an adult book store and moderated a prostitution website.

2) Hard work and self-sufficiency.  These principles apply to every aspect of Senda's life.  Senda worked and studied hard to prepare himself for a good career. Well, he would have but his mother wouldn't let him so he stole comic books, managed an adult book store and moderated a prostitution website.

3) Respect for the law.  Senda believes all citizens should respect the law.  Unless you're on your way to a woo woo con.  Then it's okay to drive without a license with broken glasses duct taped to your forehead. 

4) Fiscal responsibility.  Senda believes in sound economic principles.  Use your welfare check for woo woo cons and Apple toys first.  Then depend on panhandling to pay your utility bills.

5) Cleanliness is next to Godliness.  Senda is the personification of cleanliness.  His videos of his house-cleaning at Casa Senda have inspired millions.

6) Visit your local house of worship regularly.  For free food.  "Get outa my way, kid! I'm George Senda.  I've got videos to make and woo woo cons to attend.  I need my strength."

7) Respect the Constitution of the United States.  Senda practically worships the Constitution of the United States.  Except the First Amendment.  That one's not so good, especially if someone says something he disagrees with.  Then he blocks their comments from his YouTube page and his wildly popular paranormal forum.

8) Strong morals and good character.  Senda's word is his bond.  If he said it, it happened.  And he NEVER hits mothers or girlfriends unless attacked.

9) Opposition to the welfare state.  Senda strongly opposes the welfare state.  Unless you're talking about his SSI (A gift for people who don't quality for disability because they haven't worked enough to qualify or haven't worked at all).   Senda is opposed to free medical care, unless it's for George Senda.  You see, Senda is entitled to free medical care.  Here's why.  He didn't practice proper oral hygiene so his teeth went to hell.  Which caused a sinus infection.  Which caused him to sit on his fat ass and eat until he weighed 357 lbs which caused his knees and ankles to go to hell.

Quote from: Who on January 20, 2016, 06:40:34 AM
Why does Senda get so emotional when listening to his fellow conservatives?  Because he believes in conservative principles.

1) Serving one's country in a strong military.  Senda served proudly in Vietnam.  Well, he would have.  But his mother wouldn't let him join the Air Force so he stole comic books, managed an adult book store and moderated a prostitution website.

2) Hard work and self-sufficiency.  These principles apply to every aspect of Senda's life.  Senda worked and studied hard to prepare himself for a good career. Well, he would have but his mother wouldn't let him so he stole comic books, managed an adult book store and moderated a prostitution website.

3) Respect for the law.  Senda believes all citizens should respect the law.  Unless you're on your way to a woo woo con.  Then it's okay to drive without a license with broken glasses duct taped to your forehead. 

4) Fiscal responsibility.  Senda believes in sound economic principles.  Use your welfare check for woo woo cons and Apple toys first.  Then depend on panhandling to pay your utility bills.

5) Cleanliness is next to Godliness.  Senda is the personification of cleanliness.  His videos of his house-cleaning at Casa Senda have inspired millions.

6) Visit your local house of worship regularly.  For free food.  "Get outa my way, kid! I'm George Senda.  I've got videos to make and woo woo cons to attend.  I need my strength."

7) Respect the Constitution of the United States.  Senda practically worships the Constitution of the United States.  Except the First Amendment.  That one's not so good, especially if someone says something he disagrees with.  Then he blocks their comments from his YouTube page and his wildly popular paranormal forum.

8) Strong morals and good character.  Senda's word is his bond.  If he said it, it happened.  And he NEVER hits mothers or girlfriends unless attacked.

9) Opposition to the welfare state.  Senda strongly opposes the welfare state.  Unless you're talking about his SSI (A gift for people who don't quality for disability because they haven't worked enough to qualify or haven't worked at all).   Senda is opposed to free medical care, unless it's for George Senda.  You see, Senda is entitled to free medical care.  Here's why.  He didn't practice proper oral hygiene so his teeth went to hell.  Which caused a sinus infection.  Which caused him to sit on his fat ass and eat until he weighed 357 lbs which caused his knees and ankles to go to hell.

Just spit out my tea!  ;D

Who



Come to me Sarah.  Come to me now.  You know where I live.  Everyone knows where I live.  Come to me now and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.  Things like, DRILL BABY DRILL.  DRILL BABY DRILL.  Oh, Sarah.  You know how that makes me feel.  Come to me Sarah.  I'm waiting.

Dateline

Based on the above video, here is the Dateline Falkie Fashion Tip For the Day:

To look your most fletching for the day, do not wear your Camo Shorts with your Red Saint Valentine's Day T-Shirt.  Of course, you may mix and match, but to look the most becoming wear this ensemble.

T-Shirt with The Wild Woods coordinated with Camo Shorts gives that Back to Nature appearance.  It will make any women want to be a Fletchie tree hugger.

That set will knock them dead and want them to take a shot at you.  You may want to consider this set when you audition for the Woo-Woo cat walk. 

Make a Fletchie Fashion Statement!

Did Falkie interview Noory or any of the other speakers this past weekend?

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