The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

I wonder what else Senda can find among his precious collectibles, maybe he has a whole room in his apartment he forgot about?

Did he even pour water into that thing before complaining it didn't work?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The dumbshit can't even make a good review of a product. 

I like the part at the end where he says he bought it 14 years ago and it probably isn't available anymore.  Brilliant product review, Senda, you fucking asshat.

[whoozit]

Anyone wanna see a screenshot of George Senda's gaping butthole? Don't be shy.

How much do I send and where do I send it to avoid seeing anything remotely like this?

[Walks_At_Night]

ONeill's the best!

[GravitySucks]

How much do I send and where do I send it to avoid seeing anything remotely like this?

I would tell you, and I would be more than glad to take your money, but the whole affair does involve some red hot pokers. There is a lot of paperwork involved.

[whoozit]

I would tell you, and I would be more than glad to take your money, but the whole affair does involve some red hot pokers. There is a lot of paperwork involved.

I'm good.  This has been bothering me all day so I decided to rip out my eyes to be safe.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Anyone wanna see a screenshot of George Senda's gaping butthole? Don't be shy.

Will it burn your retinas like looking at the sun during an eclipse?

[ziznak]

ONeill's the best!

I come here mostly for his gifs... although the commentary is hilarious as well

[area51drone]

I think Senda uses this as a toilet when he can't make it to the real one.

[Who]

Will it burn your retinas like looking at the sun during an eclipse?

This was Kathy 2 minutes before she saw it.



And 2 minutes after . . .

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Senda has changed his phone number once again.  Can he keep it to himself?  Don't count on it.  With his legendary compulsion to tell the entire world everything there is to know about him, it's only a matter of time (minutes, probably) until the new phone number is out there. He changed his phone number last year and, within a few short days, he received a prank call from Casio.  How long do you think it will be before this one is in the public domain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjeic6mKcRM

i read the manual on that foot spa. it says the IR feature is used to maintain the water temp, not heat it up. personally, i like to go to a spa and pay for the foot massage. anywhere in Montego Bay does it for me.

it's nice to have good friends eh...

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Will it burn your retinas like looking at the sun during an eclipse?

Are you implying that the Sun shines out of Senda's tailpipe?  Surely not.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I think Senda uses this as a toilet when he can't make it to the real one.

I think he is disappointed that he can't use it like the George Foreman grill.

[Rally Squirrel]

I like the part at the end where he says he bought it 14 years ago and it probably isn't available anymore.  Brilliant product review, Senda, you fucking asshat.

14 years before he tries it out sounds about right. I doubt he has unboxed his pressure cooker nor Jack Lalanne Juicer yet.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

14 years before he tries it out sounds about right. I doubt he has unboxed his pressure cooker nor Jack Lalanne Juicer yet.

He says he's been screaming from the pain in his foot, but he doesn't use the footspa for 14 years.  Hmmm.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Are you implying that the Sun shines out of Senda's tailpipe?  Surely not.

Why are you random capitalizing in the middle of a sentence? Who are you, Art?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Falkie, have you considered doing a Bud Dwyer?



or better yet a Ricardo López? 



You could be the hat trick.  It would be a dead-bang sure hit on YouTube.  Just imagine, millions -- perhaps even tens of millions of views.  Your problems would be over, forever!  You might even have someone write a song about you, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

Give it some thought.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Why are you random capitalizing in the middle of a sentence? Who are you, Art?

People who went to school for an education, rather than to strap on the entire football team, know that "Sun" and surnames are capitalized.

[Inglorious Bitch]

People who went to school for an education, rather than to strap on the entire football team, know that "Sun" and surnames are capitalized.

The word sun is capitalized in certain situations. This is not one of them.


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=should%20the%20word%20sun%20be%20capitalized%3F

Do not, however, capitalize earth, moon, sun, except when those names appear in a context in which other (capitalized) celestial bodies are mentioned. "I like it here on earth," but "It is further from Earth to Mars than it is from Mercury to the Sun.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The word sun is capitalized in certain situations. This is not one of them.


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=should%20the%20word%20sun%20be%20capitalized%3F

Do not, however, capitalize earth, moon, sun, except when those names appear in a context in which other (capitalized) celestial bodies are mentioned. "I like it here on earth," but "It is further from Earth to Mars than it is from Mercury to the Sun.

It was in the context of talking about Senda's moon.  *snap*

[akwilly]

The word sun is capitalized in certain situations. This is not one of them.


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=should%20the%20word%20sun%20be%20capitalized%3F

Do not, however, capitalize earth, moon, sun, except when those names appear in a context in which other (capitalized) celestial bodies are mentioned. "I like it here on earth," but "It is further from Earth to Mars than it is from Mercury to the Sun.

falkie is a journalist so I wish he would weight in on this

[3OctaveFart]

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie, have you considered doing a Bud Dwyer?

or better yet a Ricardo López? 

That's horrible. Even for the Falkie thread. Poor Falkie.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

That's horrible. Even for the Falkie thread. Poor Falkie.

Hand him a pistol and tell him it's a Carl's Jr. fatburger.

[littlechris]

Falkie, have you considered doing a Bud Dwyer?



or better yet a Ricardo López? 



You could be the hat trick.  It would be a dead-bang sure hit on YouTube.  Just imagine, millions -- perhaps even tens of millions of views.  Your problems would be over, forever!  You might even have someone write a song about you, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

Give it some thought.

We can only dream. Anthony Senda is too much of a pussy and coward to take his own life.

[akwilly]

Hey falkie, I have a business idea for you. It will be called vagrant travels. All you have to do is book clients to travel to a big city. You then dress them up like bums and provide them with a safe spot on the curb so that they can beg for money. You could dress up too and be the clients security. You could provide housing " cardboard box" for the clients that want an extended vacation. You also get to split the money that they haul in.I believe many rich people would want to book this vacation through you. It would do them some good and of course you would be changing the world for the better just like Steve Jobs or Richard petty.