The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[whoozit]

https://youtu.be/_ZLkV8ZEboo

Alex Lifeson has done nothing to deserve being dragged into this thread. 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Alex Lifeson has done nothing to deserve being dragged into this thread.

Agreed.  Shatters the illusion of integrity, yeah.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Alex Lifeson has done nothing to deserve being dragged into this thread.

This thread has it's own gravitational pull.

[Jackstar]

This thread has it's own gravitational pull.

BITCH IT'S ITS

[Inglorious Bitch]

BITCH IT'S ITS

CRAP! Sredni corrected me on that same thing just last week. 

[whoozit]

http://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

Around 1:30 mark.

[Jackstar]

CRAP! Sredni corrected me on that same thing just last week. 

[paladin1991]

Wait - are you in NY, too?! There's actually a few of us here on BG. I won't name the others to protect the innocent. I always imagined you as being in the south west for some reason.

Yeah.  There should be limit as to how many East Coast folk we have to suffer.

[paladin1991]

I'm in Seattle. I was being inscrutably inscroatable and ironic. My bad.

FIFY

[Jackstar]

FIFY

I yield! I YIELD!!



I relent; have your way with him. God knows, I was about to finish him off.

[area51drone]

Not working for you, Senda.  You're NOT tough and you are NOT from Pittsburgh.  The only guy in the wearing his hat sideways in the MLB never even played in Pittsburgh, fool.



But oh, snap, he fo sho played in Southern California.  You know what, to think of it, I think he even has a house in Pittsburg, CA!!

FUCK YOU, SENDA!

[3OctaveFart]

Did Open Lines Gerry get banned?

[littlechris]

Did Open Lines Gerry get banned?

I don't think he got banned.

Rather, George Senda has probably been extremely abusive to Gerry and Gerry just got sick and tired of it.

Many of us tried to be George's friend, but he takes kindness for weakness and abuses those who care about him.

That's why he has no friends.

He's burned all his bridges.

He refuses to apologize.

So if he wants to continue to be at WAR, then so be it.

WAR IT IS!

[3OctaveFart]

You guys crack me up every day. Long live the thread.

[littlechris]

Was he born in a brothel?

Haha.

From my understanding, His mother Crystal was fucking paying customers at the Nevada brothel all during her pregnancy.

When she finally went into labor at the brothel, she endured 36 hours of labor since Anthony refused to exit her wide gaping gash.

She finally pushed so hard that she released her bowels.

Baby Falkie smelled the creamy excrement and then willingly exited her hole as he smelled a free meal.

Rapidly squeezing out of her stinky used hole, he fell gently on top of her excrement and slipped down a drain hole in the john's locker room.

And well, the rest is history.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Haha.

From my understanding, His mother Crystal was fucking paying customers at the Nevada brothel all during her pregnancy.

When she finally went into labor at the brothel, she endured 36 hours of labor since Anthony refused to exit her wide gaping gash.

She finally pushed so hard that she released her bowels.

Baby Falkie smelled the creamy excrement and then willingly exited her hole as he smelled a free meal.

Rapidly squeezing out of her stinky used hole, he fell gently on top of her excrement and slipped down a drain hole in the john's locker room.

And well, the rest is history.

I don't think Mrs. Senda did anything to justify this kind of commentary.

[akwilly]

Haha.

From my understanding, His mother Crystal was fucking paying customers at the Nevada brothel all during her pregnancy.

When she finally went into labor at the brothel, she endured 36 hours of labor since Anthony refused to exit her wide gaping gash.

She finally pushed so hard that she released her bowels.

Baby Falkie smelled the creamy excrement and then willingly exited her hole as he smelled a free meal.

Rapidly squeezing out of her stinky used hole, he fell gently on top of her excrement and slipped down a drain hole in the john's locker room.

And well, the rest is history.

this would explain how he is so smooth with the ladys

[Inglorious Bitch]

I don't think Mrs. Senda did anything to justify this kind of commentary.

Well, she gave birth to Falkie....



I KID! Actually, I feel bad for Mrs. Senda. She did all she could for him until she realized that it was a lost cause.

[akwilly]

Well, she gave birth to Falkie....



I KID! Actually, I feel bad for Mrs. Senda. She did all she could for him until she realized that it was a lost cause.

I wonder how old falkie was when his mom new he was a lost cause

[littlechris]

I don't think Mrs. Senda did anything to justify this kind of commentary.

Nah, he hates her too and is happy that his mother is burning in hell.

[coaster]

I'm four minutes into Falkie's X-Files video. Fuck me for saying it, but it's pretty good. He's talking about a topic he is familiar with, and he's not really going off topic, and he is calm. Its odd that out of all of his shitty videos I found one worth watching. But who knows, there is three minutes left, he could still fuck it up.
I do agree with his opinions on the new X-Files.
Edit-damnit, too good to be true. Hes talking about race and black actors. Ugh.

[area51drone]

Well, she gave birth to Falkie....

LOL.  That BITCH Mrs. Senda was obviously a cunt herself.   Dragging Falkie from city to city to city.  In that Pittsburgh video, he rattled off so many towns he supposedly lived in that I don't think he was ever in one location for more than a year.  But that's if you believe the story.  Truth is that his birth certificate he showed (that no one could see) is a fake and he wasn't born or raised anywhere near Pittsburgh.  In fact, I have it on good authority that he's a canuck!   THERE SENDA...  One of my last little secrets that you never wanted revealed!   That's not all, but it's definitely one for the record books, you unsavory Canadian.

P.S.  Don't be forgiving to the man's mother.  Even though HE is allowed to bad mouth her, none of us are in his mind.   She was a piece of shit, and not because she wouldn't give Falkie money when he begged for it.  She was a piece of shit enabling the loser.

[akwilly]

LOL.  That BITCH Mrs. Senda was obviously a cunt herself.   Dragging Falkie from city to city to city.  In that Pittsburgh video, he rattled off so many towns he supposedly lived in that I don't think he was ever in one location for more than a year.  But that's if you believe the story.  Truth is that his birth certificate he showed (that no one could see) is a fake and he wasn't born or raised anywhere near Pittsburgh.  In fact, I have it on good authority that he's a canuck!   THERE SENDA...  One of my last little secrets that you never wanted revealed!   That's not all, but it's definitely one for the record books, you unsavory Canadian.

P.S.  Don't be forgiving to the man's mother.  Even though HE is allowed to bad mouth her, none of us are in his mind.   She's was a piece of shit, and not because she wouldn't give Falkie money when he begged for it.  She was a piece of shit enabling the loser.

maybe falkie didn't lie. Maybe his mom got sexafied by many men from many places at once. He could be part Japanese, Jewish, Canadian, and pittsburgian

[coaster]

When did he start playing videos on a monitor in the background? Falkie, you realize people can't see anything when you do that right?

[Rally Squirrel]

When did he start playing videos on a monitor in the background? Falkie, you realize people can't see anything when you do that right?

He has done it for a while and no he does not realize it. There is one where he shows Palin giving a speech and he sits there bawling his eyes out. I teased him and he messaged me that he did not think anyone could see him.

[Who]

Senda, are you going to the Space and Alien Snowfest in Big Bear Lake, CA?  If not, you'd better sign up right away.  It's February 5, 6 and 7 and only costs $209 for the entire weekend, easily within your budget.  Special guests are George Noory, Tommy Danheiser and Jimmy Church. 

I know what you're thinking.   It's just another event to separate gullible, brain-damaged losers from their money.  That's true.  But think of all the hucksters fascinating people you'll be able to interview.

http://www.aliensnowfest.com/

P.S.   There will also be lots of useless, over-priced crap to buy.

[Who]

Senda, there are all kinds of UFO cons going on in the coming weeks, including one where you can have your picture taken with a phony Sarah Palin and some plastic aliens.  And, best of all, George Noory and Tommy Danheiser will be featured guests at all of them.  So many cons, so little time. 

[Who]

C'mon, Senda.  What are you waiting for?  Sign up for some more UFO cons.  Here's another one you need to attend.  This one is in a desert.  That makes it really special because that's where the real aliens hang out, like these blue ones.  You know they're for real because they're from the Pleiades. 



Not only will you see special guests George Noory and Tommy Danheiser, you'll be able to hang out in a tent with like-minded people like these fine folks.  This woman wears a silver skirt and wraps silver cloth around her head.  How cool is that?  And look at the guy with his head painted silver.  Is he drinking some silver stuff out of a bottle?  Wow. It sure looks like it.  Maybe he's from the Pleiades too?

[Mizak]

I wonder if falkie finally realized that dave is not going to have anything to do with him on his "new show" dave spilled the beans that his show is going to be a reality show about people hooking up on paranormal date.com. going on Bigfoot hunting expeditions ,falling in love and walking into the sunset.
He definitely has mental issues .. I really think one day he's going to kill himself.I just hope he doesn't kill anyone before he kills himself.

Whomever talks to him tell him to get help.Seriously all joking aside he needs help.

[Who]

. . . dave spilled the beans that his show is going to be a reality show about people hooking up on paranormal date.com. going on Bigfoot hunting expeditions . . .

A reality show about Noory's mentally retarded intellectually challenged audience. If nothing else, Noory is a brilliant business man. He knows the IQ of the average Coast to Coast AM listener is somewhere between 45 and 80 and sees dollar signs.  If America likes the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo, they'll love a show about retarded intellectually challenged C2C fans going out on dates and stomping through the woods looking for big foot.



Episode One.  Ed and Glenda met on paranormaldate.com, George Noory's spectacular dating service for fans of Coast to Coast AM.  Here we see Ed proposing to Glenda at Walmart.  George Noory was Ed's best man and Tommy Danheiser was the ring bearer.  After a gala reception at IHOP, the happy couple went searching for big foot in the woods behind the tool shed Ed is converting into a house.