The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[BellBoy]

Was he born in a brothel?

Are you trying to insinuate that the best part of Senda ran down the crack of his whore-mother's ass and into the semen drenched mattress of a seedy, Nevada house of ill-repute?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Are you trying to insinuate that the best part of Senda ran down the crack of his whore-mother's ass and into the semen drenched mattress of a seedy, Nevada house of ill-repute?

Well, we now know he ain't from Pittsburgh. You're welcome to draw your own conclusions. 

[BellBoy]

Well, we now know he ain't from Pittsburgh. You're welcome to draw your own conclusions. 

I prefer to live in a world where the worst thing Senda's sainted mother ever did was buy him too many sweaters.



(and shame on you for calling her a filthy whore!)

[whoozit]

I prefer to live in a world where the worst thing Senda's sainted mother ever did was buy him too many sweaters.



(and shame on you for calling her a filthy whore!)

How dare you say his beloved mother bought him too many...wait, nevermind.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Anthony "George" "Anton" "Falkie" Senda was born in a small town outside of Las Vegas Nevada.

According to public records, he got married in Vegas (while a resident of CA) in 1981.  He was 29 and the girl was 22.  He claims that he and Kathy have been together since 1977, which sort of conflicts with this information, but is that any surprise?

[SredniVashtar]

Well, we now know he ain't from Pittsburgh. You're welcome to draw your own conclusions. 

What I don't get about the whole 'Pittsburgh Controversy', as his biographers will no doubt title the chapter, is why anyone would brag about it in the first place. It would be like boasting about coming from New York which, as we know, contains more scumbags, per capita, than anywhere else in the world. Just look at some of the detritus that posts on here. You can tell they are only filling in time between muggings.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It would be like boasting about coming from New York which, as we know, contains more scumbags, per capita, than anywhere else in the world.

To say nothing of all the bitches.

[Jackstar]

You can tell they are only filling in time between muggings.

Hey, I can't alt-tab over to a porn site all the time.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey, I can't alt-tab over to a porn site all the time.

Wait - are you in NY, too?! There's actually a few of us here on BG. I won't name the others to protect the innocent. I always imagined you as being in the south west for some reason.

[Jackstar]

Wait - are you in NY, too?!

I'm in Seattle. I was being inscrutably ironic. My bad.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm in Seattle. I was being inscrutably ironic. My bad.

Ah! How's the weather, or is that too predictable a question? 

I always think of Frasier Crane when I think of Seattle.

[BellBoy]

Wait - are you in NY, too?! There's actually a few of us here on BG. I won't name the others to protect the innocent. I always imagined you as being in the south west for some reason.

You Madame, are a LIAR! Everyone knows there are no 'innocents' in New York City!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

What I don't get about the whole 'Pittsburgh Controversy', as his biographers will no doubt title the chapter, is why anyone would brag about it in the first place. It would be like boasting about coming from New York which, as we know, contains more scumbags, per capita, than anywhere else in the world. Just look at some of the detritus that posts on here. You can tell they are only filling in time between muggings.

He also claims to be Jewish.  Yet aside from saying he's Jewish, and throwing out an "oy vey" or spelling it G*d to remind people that he is, in fact, Jewish, his identity as a Jew is almost entirely hypothetical.  He celebrates no Jewish holidays, performs no acts of atonement on Yom Kippur, celebrates Christmas as much as any goyum while ignoring Hanukkah altogether.

This thread runs through other things in his life.  He has constructed abstract identities for himself, ones that he can be proud of and can boast about to others, yet which make no demands upon him.  He spends his time living in those identities, shallow though they are.  It's a form of denial.  He can't face that he's a grotesquely fat loser, a borderline retard with a past that he's ashamed of and a future without any hope of redemption.  That's one reason why he doesn't try to find a job.  The rejection would be an intrusion of bitter reality into his soft cocoon of denial.

I can't really blame him for doing it.  Can you?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I was being inscrutably ironic.

Not that inscrutable.  Really

[Jackstar]

Ah! How's the weather, or is that too predictable a question? 

I'm in Seattle. We just finished fifteen days of 80+ weather. It only rains here on schedule. It's been that way for about six years now.

The wealthiest man in the world, who has been spending billions of cash dollars on geoengineering research for the larger part of three decades, has a lovely house. I can see it from my roof. It glistens in the CaliforniaWashington sun.

[BellBoy]

...borderline...

heh! heh!

[Inglorious Bitch]

He also claims to be Jewish.  Yet aside from saying he's Jewish, and throwing out an "oy vey" or spelling it G*d to remind people that he is, in fact, Jewish, his identity as a Jew is almost entirely hypothetical.  He celebrates no Jewish holidays, performs no acts of atonement on Yom Kippur, celebrates Christmas as much as any goyum while ignoring Hanukkah altogether.

Don't forget Falkiesan's proud Japanese Senda warrior lineage.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Don't forget Falkiesan's proud Japanese Senda warrior lineage.

That's another example.  There are many others.

[SredniVashtar]

This thread runs through other things in his life.  He has constructed abstract identities for himself, ones that he can be proud of and can boast about to others, yet which make no demands upon him.  He spends his time living in those identities, shallow though they are.  It's a form of denial.  He can't face that he's a grotesquely fat loser, a borderline retard with a past that he's ashamed of and a future without any hope of redemption.  That's one reason why he doesn't try to find a job.  The rejection would be an intrusion of bitter reality into his soft cocoon of denial.

Apart from the 'grotesquely fat' part, this passage reminds me of someone else. You didn't post here by mistake, did you; surely this belongs in the Art Bell thread?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Apart from the 'grotesquely fat' part, this passage reminds me of someone else. You didn't post here by mistake, did you; surely this belongs in the Art Bell thread?

[Defwhale]

The whole Guy From Pittsburgh thing is BS.  Not because he wasn't born within the city limits, and not because he apparently didn't spend more than a few years there as a child.

Pittsburgh is a blue collar town.  The implication of choosing an internet handle as being From Pittsburgh is that he is a typical hard working middle class union guy, perhaps a steelworker.  Someone espousing the values of hard work, getting the job done without complaining, someone who would be embarrassed to take charity.  That would be a Guy From Pittsburgh.

Senda is none of those things.  To imply otherwise is a misrepresentation. There is nothing about him that suggests "Pittsburgh", except that he likes their football team.

[GravitySucks]

The whole Guy From Pittsburgh thing is a lie.  Not because he wasn't born within the city limits, and not because he apparently didn't spend more than a few years there as a child.

Pittsburgh is a blue collar town.  The implication of choosing an internet handle as being From Pittsburgh is that he is a typical hard working middle class union guy, perhaps a steelworker.  Someone espousing the values of hard work, getting the job done without complaining, someone who would be embarrassed to take charity.  That would be a Guy From Pittsburgh.

Senda is none of those things.  To imply otherwise is a misrepresentation. There is nothing about him that suggests "Pittsburgh", except that he likes their football team.

And he walks like a penguin.

[area51drone]

[littlechris]

The whole Guy From Pittsburgh thing is BS.  Not because he wasn't born within the city limits, and not because he apparently didn't spend more than a few years there as a child.

Pittsburgh is a blue collar town.  The implication of choosing an internet handle as being From Pittsburgh is that he is a typical hard working middle class union guy, perhaps a steelworker.  Someone espousing the values of hard work, getting the job done without complaining, someone who would be embarrassed to take charity.  That would be a Guy From Pittsburgh.

Senda is none of those things.  To imply otherwise is a misrepresentation. There is nothing about him that suggests "Pittsburgh", except that he likes their football team.

[ONeill]

He also claims to be Jewish.  Yet aside from saying he's Jewish, and throwing out an "oy vey" or spelling it G*d to remind people that he is, in fact, Jewish, his identity as a Jew is almost entirely hypothetical.  He celebrates no Jewish holidays, performs no acts of atonement on Yom Kippur, celebrates Christmas as much as any goyum while ignoring Hanukkah altogether.

Wait a second, you're telling me those hot dogs weren't kosher?

This thread runs through other things in his life.  He has constructed abstract identities for himself, ones that he can be proud of and can boast about to others, yet which make no demands upon him.  He spends his time living in those identities, shallow though they are.  It's a form of denial.  He can't face that he's a grotesquely fat loser, a borderline retard with a past that he's ashamed of and a future without any hope of redemption.  That's one reason why he doesn't try to find a job.  The rejection would be an intrusion of bitter reality into his soft cocoon of denial.

I can't really blame him for doing it.  Can you?

He applied for 500 jobs in the 90s. He couldn't get a single one. It's all Clinton's fault.

[ONeill]

The power of #The continues.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The whole Guy From Pittsburgh thing is BS.  Not because he wasn't born within the city limits, and not because he apparently didn't spend more than a few years there as a child.

Pittsburgh is a blue collar town.  The implication of choosing an internet handle as being From Pittsburgh is that he is a typical hard working middle class union guy, perhaps a steelworker.  Someone espousing the values of hard work, getting the job done without complaining, someone who would be embarrassed to take charity.  That would be a Guy From Pittsburgh.

Senda is none of those things.  To imply otherwise is a misrepresentation. There is nothing about him that suggests "Pittsburgh", except that he likes their football team.

Excellent points.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Wait a second, you're telling me those hot dogs weren't kosher?

As kosher as the bacon in the Carls Jr. fatburgers he craves.

He applied for 500 jobs in the 90s. He couldn't get a single one. It's all Clinton's fault.

Surprising that there was not a feeding frenzy to hire a 44 year old loser with no job skills and a work history spotted by dismissals for theft.

[GravitySucks]

Excellent points.

He probably picked Pittsburgh for the simple fact that all of their sports teams have the same color scheme. Lot easier to coordinate your wardrobe when you can stick to yellow, black and white.

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/_ZLkV8ZEboo