George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I heard that too last night and Noory also referred to other radio/internet show hosts making a big deal out of this story, believing it was created by ETs.  Obviously he was trying to put down Art Bell and claim his show is the only one that gives the truth... 

George Noory wouldn't recognize truth if an angel dropped through a portal and spelled it out in tooomeric powder which she then baked into the crust of a turkey sandwich from his local gas station convenience store.

[AppealPlay]

Dave still sucks?  Dave still sucks.

[Gumby, Dammit]

There are various promoters of these ideas ranging from new age philosophers to religious persuaders to full-blown brainwashing success cults, but the core idea keeps cropping up again and again, and people just keep buying into it.  "Just plant a seed, and it will blossom and come back to you ten-fold."  (This seed-planting is often suggested in the form of a significant donation or book/cd/dvd series purchase of said idea merchant.) 

The concept is seductive as it has a grain of truth to it, and we'd all like it to be a dependable law of the universe.  But the truth is if you want to help others by supporting their cause, then do it because you care about it, not because you ever expect to get anything back from it.  I try to support people/organizations/causes I believe in when I can, not because I think I'll benefit directly, but simply because I don't want to live in a world where there's no compassion or support or hope.  So I do what little I can so I don't feel powerless - but I don't ever expect any personal gain out of it.  Heck you're lucky if you even get a 'thank you'.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Heck!

[Gumby, Dammit]

George Noory wouldn't recognize truth if an angel dropped through a portal and spelled it out in tooomeric powder which she then baked into the crust of a turkey sandwich from his local gas station convenience store.

Trooth!

[Nebraska888]

If Noory's toop gets any blacker, it's going to suck in asteroids and small planets

[Nebraska888]

There are various promoters of these ideas ranging from new age philosophers to religious persuaders to full-blown brainwashing success cults, but the core idea keeps cropping up again and again, and people just keep buying into it.  "Just plant a seed, and it will blossom and come back to you ten-fold."  (This seed-planting is often suggested in the form of a significant donation or book/cd/dvd series purchase of said idea merchant.) 

The concept is seductive as it has a grain of truth to it, and we'd all like it to be a dependable law of the universe.  But the truth is if you want to help others by supporting their cause, then do it because you care about it, not because you ever expect to get anything back from it.  I try to support people/organizations/causes I believe in when I can, not because I think I'll benefit directly, but simply because I don't want to live in a world where there's no compassion or support or hope.  So I do what little I can so I don't feel powerless - but I don't ever expect any personal gain out of it.  Heck you're lucky if you even get a 'thank you'.

So true!  Well said, Zeebo!

[ItsOver]

Well, isn't this a delightful thing to have linked on Jorch's C2C website.  Note the specific comments from the video highlighted at C2CAM.  It must bring back the good 'ol days for Jorch, of hamster stomping and turtle smashing.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/video-kid-loves-shark-attack

No doubt, Jorch's only regret is it isn't a seal loving a shark attack on a kid.  :

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, isn't this a delightful thing to have linked on Jorch's C2C website.  Note the specific comments from the video highlighted at C2CAM.  It must bring back the good 'ol days for Jorch, of hamster stomping and turtle smashing.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/video-kid-loves-shark-attack

No doubt, Jorch's only regret is it isn't a seal loving a shark attack on a kid.  :

This might top George's previous favourite, 'old lady gets road rage and beats the living tar out of man.'

[chefist]

My idea of a living hell...stuck for 3 hours at a function sitting next to Dave...(notice that the folks on either side have already bailed, I think one named Chuck Jones?)...

[PaulAtreides]

If Noory's toop gets any blacker, it's going to suck in asteroids and small planets

So, you don't believe that the drapes match the carpet?

[albrecht]

My idea of a living hell...stuck for 3 hours at a function sitting next to Dave...(notice that the folks on either side have already bailed, I think one named Chuck Jones?)...

My personal favorite was the photo of him with some fans (dubbed by a poster as "they'll have water") with him having full glass of wine and tap water for his friends/fans. Telling. Subtle, but telling.

[ItsOver]

This might top George's previous favourite, 'old lady gets road rage and beats the living tar out of man.'

Is he still playing that crap?  That used to be one of his favorites to put on Friday nights, before sneaking out early.  Of course, topped-off with UFO Phil.  There is something seriously wrong with not only Dave but the whole C2C operation.  Sick.

[ItsOver]

My personal favorite was the photo of him with some fans (dubbed by a poster as "they'll have water") with him having full glass of wine and tap water for his friends/fans. Telling. Subtle, but telling.

Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.

[chefist]

Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.

Lol classy!    maybe they just didn't want to get Cosbied by a creepy old entertainer...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is he still playing that crap?  That used to be one of his favorites to put on Friday nights, before sneaking out early.  Of course, topped-off with UFO Phil.  There is something seriously wrong with not only Dave but the whole C2C operation.  Sick.

I haven't really listened since Art came back, but he did still play it periodically when he wanted to skip out early just like you say.

[albrecht]

Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.

Haha. I knew someone had it archived. I love that photo and the description "they'll have water."  Some like the Alex Jones "pushing" Norry into a puddle but this takes the cake.
-GNS

[Morgus]

Is he still playing that crap?  That used to be one of his favorites to put on Friday nights, before sneaking out early.  Of course, topped-off with UFO Phil.  There is something seriously wrong with not only Dave but the whole C2C operation.  Sick.

Yep that tired old bit is still in the rotation of junk Noory plays in the last half hour on Friday nights to sneak out early.
Last Friday he played another really old bit, a recording of Noory reading an Edgar Allen Poe story he used to play years ago.
Guess he figures the "new listeners" haven't heard it all before? 
Heck it reduces his open lines time down to less than 90min...

[albrecht]

https://soundcloud.com/alancross/billy-idol-explains-the-origins-of-the-special-audience-lyrics-for-mony-mony
I've wondered about this for years, speaking on memes etc. And wonder if the "who the fuck is Alice" is related in some, weird torsion way. Interesting also how there are some odd, regional differences- but common theme. I also don't recall why/how but somehow I never recall "learning" but still shouting them at parties of various type decades ago. And guy points out before internet or youtubes so how did it spread? And stick around so long. Hank Jr has some alternative crowd lyrics also but this one, I guess, went global.

[HumanBeing]

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http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/turmeric-extract-strikes-root-cause-cancer-malignancy/

[ItsOver]

Yep that tired old bit is still in the rotation of junk Noory plays in the last half hour on Friday nights to sneak out early.
Last Friday he played another really old bit, a recording of Noory reading an Edgar Allen Poe story he used to play years ago.
Guess he figures the "new listeners" haven't heard it all before? 
Heck it reduces his open lines time down to less than 90min...

Dave, Dave, Dave.  Always the same old junk.  However, when Dave tries something new, such as his submerging artists for Super Suck Sunday, it still sucks.  What's a Dave to do?

[AppealPlay]

Georgie Porgie Tumeric Alert... Special show with Christian Wilde asap 


http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/turmeric-extract-strikes-root-cause-cancer-malignancy/

Oh, dear, Dave is going to shotgun cans of turmeric juice.

[wr250]

Yep that tired old bit is still in the rotation of junk Noory plays in the last half hour on Friday nights to sneak out early.
Last Friday he played another really old bit, a recording of Noory reading an Edgar Allen Poe story he used to play years ago.
Guess he figures the "new listeners" haven't heard it all before? 
Heck it reduces his open lines time down to less than 90min...

take out the commercials and station news, his show is typically just over 2.5 hours.

[Morgus]

take out the commercials and station news, his show is typically just over 2.5 hours.

the run time is even less than that if you also remove the extra plugs Noory makes for his other ventures like paranormal date and beyond bulleeef...

[pate]

Hoo do I hear when I tune my radio to Dave's station?

A prediction of shoe perpetration...

A thought, the fart in the wynd.

Hew, yew!

[pate]

caller:  " ... has been ... "

or guest?

[pate]

Flint knapping is fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24-zvMyxNAo

[pate]

Back to basic, George can you say:

basic?

[wr250]

Back to basic, George can you say:

basic?

bashic ?

[ziznak]

My idea of a living hell...stuck for 3 hours at a function sitting next to Dave...(notice that the folks on either side have already bailed, I think one named Chuck Jones?)...

everybody had gone to the bathroom with severe burns about the mouth...

[ziznak]

Classhic.  Noory is like some bizarre SNL character creation.

a mashter of produckth plashmunt!