George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

Listened to a few minutes of Bella-Haven last night, NB said the Snorge had commissioned her at one point to ghost-write a novel about a time traveler.  The main characters name was to be 'Nero Blaze'.

People realized the name was awful, and demonstrated a complete lack of creativity and tone deafness on his part, and tried to talk him out of it - but he insisted.   

Nero Blaze, Time Traveler, by George Noory.  Ugh.

Wait til you hear about the autobiography.

[General Johnson Jameson]

George had a Q&A tonight as well for his Coast Insiders hahaha You can't make this shit up 

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
IT DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD!

[ItsOver]

Wait til you hear about the autobiography.

"Dave Noorie, It's All About Me" as written by somebody else posing as me.  Forward by Falkie.  A tribute for Goatse.

[chefist]

Listened to a few minutes of Bella-Haven last night, NB said the Snorge had commissioned her at one point to ghost-write a novel about a time traveler.  The main characters name was to be 'Nero Blaze'.

People realized the name was awful, and demonstrated a complete lack of creativity and tone deafness on his part, and tried to talk him out of it - but he insisted.   

Nero Blaze, Time Traveler, by George Noory.  Ugh.

On the QT I heard Dave does that a lot! Takes credit for it all! Scum...

[Mizak]

He had two guests, Richard and Dick.  Richard, Richard, and Dick talked about all things 19.5.

I don't post A lot on here but I had to say that was funny.One thing with hoagy he admits he can talk for days at a time.lol  GNS

[albrecht]

Listened to a few minutes of Bella-Haven last night, NB said the Snorge had commissioned her at one point to ghost-write a novel about a time traveler.  The main characters name was to be 'Nero Blaze'.

People realized the name was awful, and demonstrated a complete lack of creativity and tone deafness on his part, and tried to talk him out of it - but he insisted.   

Nero Blaze, Time Traveler, by George Noory.  Ugh.

Ugh. Though it could've been an interesting show with some talent and humor. Dexter Monterrey, the famous radio host from the future, could've interviewed Norry, in our time, about his book, featuring Time Traveler, in the future, Nero Blaze. Riveting radio!

[Mizak]

Credit Sixweektenure

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https://youtu.be/aWjeITmDmmo

[Jocko Johnson]

How ironic you make a blog post announcing a praising their new science "adviser" yet you're back here complaining about them.

Holy SHIT...AND HERE I AM THINKING THE POPE WAS A GUY NAMED FRANKIE FROM FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER!!!

[Dateline]

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https://youtu.be/aWjeITmDmmo

That must be why they call him the NightSquawk.

[akwilly]

wow the ESPYS have taking a nose dive. Go back and listen to Jimmy V give his speech when he won the 1st Arthur Ashe award, it is powerfull. Now we get Kaitlen Jenner. ESPYs following the same curve as coast 2 coast.

[Jorch Einstein]

A few more recent Nooryisms:

"Things are going to get scary as we lurk into the future."

"I would guess that with every tremendous creation and discovery, we're going to have some clunkers too I guess, so, y'know, let's just hope that the discoveries of the good things are better."  This was klashik. You could tell the guest was taken aback by Jorch's sheer stupidity, and stammered, "I-I agree with that."

"You can't judge a writer by its cover."

[ItsOver]

I'm looking forward to MV's publishing of the coffee table book, "Nooryisms, The Witless Words of Dave Noorie," along with it's companion cartoon collection, "P*B Eye Pads, The Misadventures of Jorch and Tommee."

I understand they should be out in time for the Holidays.

[albrecht]

A few more recent Nooryisms:

"Things are going to get scary as we lurk into the future."

"I would guess that with every tremendous creation and discovery, we're going to have some clunkers too I guess, so, y'know, let's just hope that the discoveries of the good things are better."  This was klashik. You could tell the guest was taken aback by Jorch's sheer stupidity, and stammered, "I-I agree with that."

"You can't judge a writer by its cover."

Hahaha. We need a thread just for Norryisms. And, whoever, needs to release another complication of Norryisms onto youtube. The two out there are just klashiks- but there is so many more malapropisms, mixed metaphors, and bumblings that deserve a new compilation.

[Immy]

Israel is "not too happy" with Iran getting nukes. Jorch the Equivocator strikes again!

[21st Century Man]

I'm looking forward to MV's publishing of the coffee table book, "Nooryisms, The Witless Words of Dave Noorie," along with it's companion cartoon collection, "P*B Eye Pads, The Misadventures of Jorch and Tommee."

I understand they should be out in time for the Holidays.

They better do it fast.  Noory will be history by the following Christmas.

[Dateline]

Celente is on tonight discussing money, so the bumper Money played.  That seemed to work, but cut to add at the end of the bumper.  Of course after "Money, is what I want."  "What I want."  Norry goes into a spill about 500 joining ParanormalDate.com.  There are no coincidences.

[Jocko Johnson]

I'm looking forward to MV's publishing of the coffee table book, "Nooryisms, The Witless Words of Dave Noorie," along with it's companion cartoon collection, "P*B Eye Pads, The Misadventures of Jorch and Tommee."

I understand they should be out in time for the Holidays.

Great! Can we pre-order?

[SaucyRossy]

Probably just making sure the GNS thread stays on topic.

Torgonoory!

[SaucyRossy]

Listened to a few minutes of Bella-Haven last night, NB said the Snorge had commissioned her at one point to ghost-write a novel about a time traveler.  The main characters name was to be 'Nero Blaze'.

People realized the name was awful, and demonstrated a complete lack of creativity and tone deafness on his part, and tried to talk him out of it - but he insisted.   

Nero Blaze, Time Traveler, by George Noory.  Ugh.

NERO BLAZE?!?!

[Zenman]

Can't you guys take a break for one second from flogging the gnoory??
I know, this is GNS, never mind. Lol.


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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

NERO BLAZE?!?!

There's a listing on Amazon.

[zeebo]

...NB said the Snorge had commissioned her at one point to ghost-write a novel about a time traveler.  The main characters name was to be 'Nero Blaze'.

This is too good.  I wonder how long till someone signs up to bellgab with that name.  Remind's me from the Office: Agent Michael Scarn in Threat-Level Midnight. 

[21st Century Man]

There's a listing on Amazon.

Its only on the Canadian site not the USA site.  I don't recall Noory peddling that in 2010.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Its only on the Canadian site not the USA site.  I don't recall Noory peddling that in 2010.

Nancy never completed it.  It must have been a pre-listing they never took down.

[Zenman]

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[21st Century Man]

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Its a nice show but just not in the mood tonight.

[21st Century Man]

This guy clearly doesn't read very many books. He reads one type of spirit experience that coincides with his past-life beliefs and spirit guides.  There are clearly evil spirits and places.  Read Howard Storm, Rich.

[21st Century Man]

Well you still have that same little brain, Jorch.

[K_Dubb]

Well you still have that same little brain, Jorch.

At first I thought it was a rare moment of humility but then nah.

[21st Century Man]

What if all of these past life experiences are merely implanted thoughts to distract us from the correct path?  A ruse by the Devil or whatever.  I've pondered this most of my life.  I've even been inclined to believe in reincarnation at times.  My Dad also toyed with these New Age beliefs.  We watched the TV movie bio Out on A Limb about Shirley McLaine and it prompted my Dad to fly to Machu Picchu one weekend just for the hell of it. I remember when my Dad took me to a hypnotic regression therapist in California to quit a bad habit.  It didn't work.  I'm just not wired to relax and be hypnotized.