George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

man the guest sure did a bunch of autopsys allegedly

Yeah, he always mentions that about 10 times a show.  A busy coroner does two or maybe three a day so I don't know how he managed so many.

[onan]

They suck less than militant atheists who do not have open minds.  Note, I did not say all atheists.

Almost all zealots suck... perhaps almost shouldn't a qualifier. That being said, being challenged by logic and facts can be frustrating.

Also to be said, no atheist has ever condemned me to a tortuous afterlife or suggested by merely being alive I am flawed and deserve punishment.

[Jocko Johnson]

Oh noes!  A caller asked the good veterinarian about an erectile disorder.  George couldn't press the dump button fast enough.

Bateman? Bateman, where you??
Ha, hah, ha!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Yeah, he always mentions that about 10 times a show.  A busy coroner does two or maybe three a day so I don't know how he managed so many.

Who is on...what is the docs name? Please I can't  listen, his voice....!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

OK well I just popped in here to say one thing, HEY JORCH I KNOW YOU PEEK IN EVERY SO OFTEN, SOOO I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,

Y O U

S T I L L

&

A L W A Y S

W I L L

S  U  C  K!!!!

That is all.

[Zenman]

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[21st Century Man]

Almost all zealots suck... perhaps almost shouldn't a qualifier. That being said, being challenged by logic and facts can be frustrating.

Also to be said, no atheist has ever condemned me to a tortuous afterlife or suggested by merely being alive I am flawed and deserve punishment.

You won't get an argument from me regarding zealots.  Zealots are terrible.  Look at ISIS.

Nobody should ever tell you that you, onan, are personally going to hell. I'm not that sort of "Christian".  I would not even call such people Christians.  Your beliefs are strictly between you and the Creator. I don't like the concept of hell myself.  It does seem unfair.  Heck, I only think Hitler should be tortured for a few thousand years.  Then he should be offered a chance to reform. If there is a hell, I never want anyone to go to such a place for eternity.

I only started talking about religion because the guest last night was talking about past-life regression and such.  I made some comments. Then Nancy asked me a few things and I simply wanted to elaborate my beliefs.  Some people (Jorch Einstein) cannot stand even the mention of religious beliefs, thus my reaction to his inane and intolerant comment.

[21st Century Man]

I had to get up and get a bite to eat.  I turned on Bellahaven for a bit but going back to bed now.

[Izintit?]

 Another spaced-out New Age giggling chick talking about "negative energy" and how we all should just buy the world a freakin` Coke. And she was from? You guessed it-California! No wonder 1) half the state wants to leave and 2) Mexico believes it has a real shot at getting it back. And of course 3) Airhead Noory feels so at home there. If Noory wasn`t such a wuss he would have asked her what happens to all the little souls the ghouls at Planned Parenthood murder. GNS

[CornyCrow]

You won't get an argument from me regarding zealots.  Zealots are terrible.  Look at ISIS.

Nobody should ever tell you that you, onan, are personally going to hell. I'm not that sort of "Christian".  I would not even call such people Christians.  Your beliefs are strictly between you and the Creator. I don't like the concept of hell myself.  It does seem unfair.  Heck, I only think Hitler should be tortured for a few thousand years.  Then he should be offered a chance to reform. If there is a hell, I never want anyone to go to such a place for eternity.

I only started talking about religion because the guest last night was talking about past-life regression and such.  I made some comments. Then Nancy asked me a few things and I simply wanted to elaborate my beliefs.  Some people (Jorch Einstein) cannot stand even the mention of religious beliefs, thus my reaction to his inane and intolerant comment.

I'm sorry if I offended you.  Maybe I go overboard at times.  I'm probably still reacting to my fundie childhood.

[BellBoy]

Dave will be amping up the suckage tonight.  He won't let his thread stray for long!

Since Noory has been pumping out the sewage for 13 years now, perhaps after the 20th Dave can consider going into a slightly different, but still related field....

[CornyCrow]

. . . If Noory wasn`t such a wuss he would have asked her what happens to all the little souls the ghouls at Planned Parenthood murder. GNS

Well, they probably end up similarly as the animals that we eat.  We cannot support the American lifestyle for the people already on the planet.  We don't need more people.  You might avoid political issues here.

[PaulAtreides]

Where can I get a copy of the Akashic records? 

You can get them from Kryon at kryon.com

[Izintit?]

Well, they probably end up similarly as the animals that we eat.  We cannot support the American lifestyle for the people already on the planet.  We don't need more people.  You might avoid political issues here.

It`s not political you dolt. And don`t compare human life to animal life you misguided politically correct idiot.

[onan]

It`s not political you dolt. And don`t compare human life to animal life you misguided politically correct idiot.

They go back to the loving god that created them... win/win.

[CornyCrow]

It`s not political you dolt. And don`t compare human life to animal life you misguided politically correct idiot.

My, my.  A bit touchy here, are we?  I don't blame you.  It's hard to defend a fiction.

[Izintit?]

My, my.  A bit touchy here, are we?  I don't blame you.  It's hard to defend a fiction.

You really have a religious hang-up,don`t you?  In my earlier post I used the term  "little souls" because that`s what Noory`s guest said that babies in utero had. I am not looking at this from a religious point of view. Bigfoot and aliens are fiction-dead babies aren`t. Please don`t reply.

[onan]

You really have a religious hang-up,don`t you?  In my earlier post I used the term  "little souls" because that`s what Noory`s guest said that babies in utero had. I am not looking at this from a religious point of view. Bigfoot and aliens are fiction-dead babies aren`t. Please don`t reply.

Actually, you used the term soul. That has religious connotations. So it follows you were, at least peripherally using a religious point of view. You then moved the goal post from souls to babies.
I get it, if one hook doesn't work, use another. Either way, not a GNS topic.

[BellBoy]

Actually, you used the term soul. That has religious connotations.

Yes, I often found watchin' da Soul Train to be a quite religious experience... especially when James Brown be on! Hallelujah!


...not a GNS topic either BTW  (James Brown definitely doesn't suck)

[136 or 142]

On the old TV show "Cheers", in one episode Cliff Claven wore a buzzer that allowed Carla to give him an electric shock when he said or did something stupid.


We need Noory to wear one that Tommy (or whoever the producer is) could press whenever George:


1.Complains about the telephone quality.
2.Complains about guests mentioning anatomical terms.


3.Laughs at random times.
4.Speaks over the guest.
5.Asks stock questions.


6.Asks a 'real scientist' about the big bang.
7.Asks a 'real scientist' not about God, but...
8.Says "There are no coincidences."
9.Says about AGW, "it's just a cycle."
10.Says 'unbelievable' or 'incredible'.
11.Says "I think so too."


George hasn't mentioned 'abiotic oil' or 'mean babies' in a while, so I'll leave them out.


I believe this would leave George silent.

[onan]

Yes, I often found watchin' da Soul Train to be a quite religious experience... especially when James Brown be on! Hallelujah!


...not a GNS topic either BTW  (James Brown definitely doesn't suck)

Anyone with any amount of credibility would have mentioned the Kia Soul.

[Dateline]

Anyone with any amount of credibility would have mentioned the Kia Soul.

I would think a Kia Soul would practice Buddism.

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh noes!  A caller asked the good veterinarian about an erectile disorder.  George couldn't press the dump button fast enough.

This was the both hilarious and pathetic.


The caller said he was suffering from Peyronies Disease, which causes bent or painful erections and was asking Wallach for help. Noory's first response was 'I don't even want to know how we treat that', and when Wallach suggested (correctly, I think) that it was an issue relating to connective tissue and that taking his appropriate supplement might help, Noory was across him with 'Be careful, Doc. Be careful'. To his credit, Wallach wondered aloud what was the problem with saying 'penis', and that it was just another body part. Noory - presumably to spare Mommy Dearest's blushes - drowned him out with the bumper music and made no further comment after the break.


This from the man who expressed surprise at the news that microwaveable popcorn might not be the healthiest of snacks and declared 'I thought I knew everything about medical stuff.'


-GNS

[onan]

I would think a Kia Soul would practice Buddism.

So, just like Soul Train.

[NoMoreNoory]

On the old TV show "Cheers", in one episode Cliff Claven wore a buzzer that allowed Carla to give him an electric shock when he said or did something stupid.


We need Noory to wear one that Tommy (or whoever the producer is) could press

It would be like listening to a beehive. Four hours of continuous buzzing. It would probably be an improvement, though.


George Noory Buzzes

[SredniVashtar]

This was the both hilarious and pathetic.


The caller said he was suffering from Peyronies Disease, which causes bent or painful erections and was asking Wallach for help. Noory's first response was 'I don't even want to know how we treat that', and when Wallach suggested (correctly, I think) that it was an issue relating to connective tissue and that taking his appropriate supplement might help, Noory was across him with 'Be careful, Doc. Be careful'. To his credit, Wallach wondered aloud what was the problem with saying 'penis', and that it was just another body part. Noory - presumably to spare Mommy Dearest's blushes - drowned him out with the bumper music and made no further comment after the break.


This from the man who expressed surprise at the news that microwaveable popcorn might not be the healthiest of snacks and declared 'I thought I knew everything about medical stuff.'


-GNS

We all know Dave never has to worry about impotence. He just reads a couple of news stories about dead children and he's good to go.

[ItsOver]

Looks like Dave did a good job of getting the thread back on the rails, other than a few lost souls, here and there.  Oh, well, thanks to Zero Blaze, it's all for naught anyway.


Dave enjoys stinking-up C2C just to make his job as the GNS thread moderator that much easier.  He can just be himself as the C2C host and coast as the GNS thread moderator. Pretty sneaky, Dave.

[BellBoy]

Anyone with any amount of credibility would have mentioned the Kia Soul.

Perhaps Jorch should try a soul patch on for size, then maybe his grand-children people will stop calling him a soulless monster...

[ItsOver]

Perhaps Jorch should try a Soul Patch on for size, then maybe his grand-children people will stop calling him a soulless monster...

Why do I instantly visualize horns sprouting on top of that noggin.

[PaulAtreides]

It would be like listening to a beehive. Four hours of continuous buzzing. It would probably be an improvement, though.


George Noory Buzzes

To be fair, George should have a buzzer wired to Tommy that he can press every time Tommy gets near a Twinkie.