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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: nbirnes on July 16, 2015, 02:50:12 AM
I've never thought of memories as a devil's ruse, but I have wondered how much really happened as I remember it. I used to keep a journal pretty regularly, and I do trust what I find on some of the old pages. All the precious trivia.

It's merely a supposition of mine but we are told in The Bible to always be vigilant and self-aware and never surrender our self-control to someone else.

1st Peter 5:8 Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

    These are just my thoughts and I certainly have no proof that hypnotism/past-life regression is a tool of the devil. However, it would not be difficult for folks to stray from the Judeo-Christian path if they believe that these past-life memories are real.  Conflicts arise because we are told by our Christian/Jewish teachers that reincarnation is not Biblical. I am aware that some extra biblical texts teach that Jesus did believe in reincarnation but this is not accepted dogma. So if people believe their past-life memories are real then they reject Biblical teachings. The Bible is just a bunch of hooey.

  I guess we won't find out these answers until it is time for us to move on to the spiritual dimension.  As I've said, I've had moments where I've felt this is not my first time around and that we are sent to Earth so we can evolve our souls.  Each life is a lesson and such.  I've thought this from an early age but that doesn't make it gospel.  I prefer to remain wary but maintain an open mind.

aldousburbank

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 01:30:21 PM
It's merely a supposition of mine but we are told in The Bible to always be vigilant and self-aware and never surrender our self-control to someone else.

1st Peter 5:8 Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.
I'm pretty sure it's talking about missionaries. Them and the image of the beast aka television. But what do I know? Party on Garth!

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 16, 2015, 03:08:58 AM
Dude, comparing Israel to a sheep (or goat, or whatever) being ritually slaughtered as a blood sacrifice was a little over the top.

We all know Israel is fully capable of bombing anywhere it thinks Iran is building nuclear weapons. Heck, Israel did it before with Iraq at least once in the 80's.

Israel pretty much destroyed the air forces of its Arab neighbors on several occasions during the various Arab-Israeli conflicts.

Saying Israel was being "sacrificed" in this agreement is a joke, especially considering that Israel has nuclear weapons.

    I thought Bloom was spot-on for once. Israel is a sheep of a nation surrounded by wolves seeking to devour her. Israel has sober-minded people in charge. They will never use a nuclear weapon in a war unless it is the last resort. The same cannot be said of Iran and other neighbors.  You do not give the bomb to a bunch of theocrats who want to hasten the world to The End Times and the Mahdi.  This is what the agreement does.  To further explore this discussion, post to the thread I created in the politics forum about this travesty of a deal. 

   I like you, Juan, but I don't think we agree on political issues.  I'm cool with that.  We need all points of view.  I certainly want people to think about these things for themselves and not spout Democratic or Republican talking points.

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 16, 2015, 01:39:46 PM
I'm pretty sure it's talking about missionaries. Them and the image of the beast aka television. But what do I know? Party on Garth!

LOL, Aldous. My wife just read this book and now she wants me to cut off the cable.


aldousburbank

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
LOL, Aldous. My wife just read this book and now she wants me to cut off the cable.


I am still quite suspicious of AC electricity, a vestige paranoia from my stint with ecumenical holy rollers. It was interesting at the time and the girls were h h h hot. At the time they were anyway. I think the doughnuts took them down the deteriorating meat sack path relatively quickly. Stupid satan. 

These days the heathen girls are more to my liking, and I to theirs apparently.

Quote from: CornyCrow on July 16, 2015, 04:44:44 AM
There is too much suffering in the world for there to be a god, at least the sort of god that is represented in the bible.  Also, how would a good god create a world in which his creatures had to kill each other for food?  Why do the prayers of his own people often go unheard?

Yes, I believe that we have a spiritual dimension, we continue on, enough people have had enough experiences to prove that to me, but religion seems not to tell the entire truth to us. 

What sort of 'god' proves himself as insecure and unreliable and still expects support from humanity? 

We do not know all that there is.  We do not understand the total implications of our humanity.  Many of us are on a journey to understand the truths of our existence.  Part of that entails rejecting falsehoods which pale in the face of our known reality.   

   God is our creator not our baby-sitter.  He wants humans to be in charge on this planet.  We have free will. He does make Himself known when one wants to see Him.  The thing is you have to desire Him in your life if He is to make an appearance. Many do not want God in their lives so God stays away.

  We probably agree on many spiritual issues, Corny, but to lay the blame of all the suffering at His feet is wrong. We are here to experience the good and the bad. Learn and evolve through all of our trials. Spiritual growth and evolution does not occur in a static environment.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
    I thought Bloom was spot-on for once. Israel is a sheep of a nation surrounded by wolves seeking to devour her. Israel has sober-minded people in charge. They will never use a nuclear weapon in a war unless it is the last resort. The same cannot be said of Iran and other neighbors.  You do not give the bomb to a bunch of theocrats who want to hasten the world to The End Times and the Mahdi.  This is what the agreement does.  To further explore this discussion, post to the thread I created in the politics forum about this travesty of a deal. 

   I like you, Juan, but I don't think we agree on political issues.  I'm cool with that.  We need all points of view.  I certainly want people to think about these things for themselves and not spout Democratic or Republican talking points.


It's hard for me to consider Israel as a "lamb" when it probably has the best-trained, best-equipped military in the region. There is a reason why the Arab states finally gave up on destroying Israel in a heads-on military confrontation after 1973 - Israel kept whipping their butts.


The Mullahs are just blowing smoke with their saber-rattling. They have a hard enough time keeping their own people in order. They're a group of old men who are almost dead or will be dying out in the coming decade or so.

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 16, 2015, 01:58:14 PM
I am still quite suspicious of AC electricity, a vestige paranoia from my stint with ecumenical holy rollers. It was interesting at the time and the girls were h h h hot. At the time they were anyway. I think the doughnuts took them down the deteriorating meat sack path relatively quickly. Stupid satan. 

These days the heathen girls are more to my liking, and I to theirs apparently.

Hmmm. Care to share?


Quote from: Juan Cena on July 16, 2015, 02:08:43 PM

It's hard for me to consider Israel as a "lamb" when it probably has the best-trained, best-equipped military in the region. There is a reason why the Arab states finally gave up on destroying Israel in a heads-on military confrontation after 1973 - Israel kept whipping their butts.


The Mullahs are just blowing smoke with their saber-rattling. They have a hard enough time keeping their own people in order. They're a group of old men who are almost dead or will be dying out in the coming decade or so.

Yes and they are also mentors to a whole new generation of Mullahs.  They are not going away, Juan. I'd prefer to be safe rather than sorry and I'm sure the Israelis agree with me..

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 16, 2015, 02:09:53 PM
Oh I do.

LOL

Love you, man. You're a trip.

"Now the heathen girls really knock me out,

They leave their prayers behind."

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 02:12:30 PM
Yes and they are also mentors to a whole new generation of Mullahs.  They are not going away, Juan. I'd prefer to be safe rather than sorry and I'm sure the Israelis agree with me..


There are also a new generation of Iranians who are slowly getting tired of the Mullah's s**t. They are the real threat to the Mullah's power, not Israel.


I absolutely believe if the Mossad thought that there was an actual threat to Israel from the Iranian nuke program, Israel would have sent its bombers to take it out by now. Those guys run circles around our CIA.

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 16, 2015, 02:22:18 PM

There are also a new generation of Iranians who are slowly getting tired of the Mullah's s**t. They are the real threat to the Mullah's power, not Israel.


I absolutely believe if the Mossad thought that there was an actual threat to Israel from the Iranian nuke program, Israel would have sent its bombers to take it out by now. Those guys run circles around our CIA.

They have been saying for 30 years that the Iranian people hated the Mullahs and wanted to revolt but they are still in power.  Remember that revolt a few years back when Obama chose to do nothing to help the Iranian people? The revolutionaries were rounded up and I bet most of them are dead now.

136 or 142

Did George say "and then bang, the bubble bombs" at 50:35 of the 2nd hour with Celente?


http://www.cknw.com/audio/

136 or 142

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 02:35:21 PM
They have been saying for 30 years that the Iranian people hated the Mullahs and wanted to revolt but they are still in power.  Remember that revolt a few years back when Obama chose to do nothing to help the Iranian people? The revolutionaries were rounded up and I bet most of them are dead now.


What exactly could Obama have done?  There are rare exceptions like when the Shah fell, but in virtually every case, if the military supports the government, the revolutionaries will be crushed and the military sided with the Mullahs.


The military turning (or at least refusing to help the government) is what forced out Marcos in the Phillppines, the dictators in South Korea, Ukraine and initially Egypt and many more cases that I just can't remember.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 02:35:21 PM
They have been saying for 30 years that the Iranian people hated the Mullahs and wanted to revolt but they are still in power.  Remember that revolt a few years back when Obama chose to do nothing to help the Iranian people? The revolutionaries were rounded up and I bet most of them are dead now.


And a few years later, they elected a more moderate President to replace the psychopath who probably stole the previous election. Things wouldn't have progressed the way they have with the new deal if they hadn't.

Can we get back to the sucking please?
Norrie sucks.

136 or 142

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on July 16, 2015, 03:43:46 PM
Can we get back to the sucking please?
Norrie sucks.


Well check this for me please





Did George say "and then bang, the bubble bombs" at 50:35 of the 2nd hour with Celente?


http://www.cknw.com/audio/
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Quote from: 136 or 142 on July 16, 2015, 03:53:39 PM

Well check this for me please





Did George say "and then bang, the bubble bombs" at 50:35 of the 2nd hour with Celente?


http://www.cknw.com/audio/
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I heard "and then bang, the bubble bops"

but it was a little indistinct.

136 or 142

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 16, 2015, 04:03:10 PM
I heard "and then bang, the bubble bops"

but it was a little indistinct.


She bop--he bop--a--we bop

I bop--you bop--a--they bop

Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop

ItsOver

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on July 16, 2015, 03:43:46 PM
Can we get back to the sucking please?
Norrie sucks.
Dave will be amping up the suckage tonight.  He won't let his thread stray for long!

Quote from: 136 or 142 on July 16, 2015, 04:06:16 PM

She bop--he bop--a--we bop

I bop--you bop--a--they bop

Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop

Listening to it again, it might be 'the bubble bouks' possibly a mid-course correction from pops to breaks after coming out with a 'b' because it iterated with bubble.  Then again I have a lot of background noise at the moment.

CornyCrow

Quote from: onan on July 16, 2015, 05:35:53 AM
Memory is at its base nothing more than encoding of information into a neural net. We then retrieve that information and reconstruct the information we have learned. But it becomes a bit more complicated because our memories are not like a library where we pull specific information. Rather are memories are a patchwork or collage of information, many times with overlaying new (not necessarily better) information on top of the old.

What most (if not all) of us do is reconstruct information that not only pulls facts but also meshes in values and emotions and interdigitates all of that into a functioning memory.

How we place value on those memories is really in the realm of our convictions and our psychoanalyst. And not to be too "judgey" thinking that past constructions (disregarding the possibility of past lives) are implanted from a supernatural origin speaks more to ones values than to memory.
There is nothing 'supernatural', but only things of which we have sparse knowledge at the time.

CornyCrow

Quote from: Izintit? on July 16, 2015, 10:38:37 AM
You can have a God that looks like Barney the Dinosaur that farts sunshine and craps lollipops and there would  still be suffering in the world.It`s part of being a human being. Maybe God only offers hope  with our human condition not a "cure for" . A promise to help us cope.
Remember that the god of the bible is supposed to have created this zoo that we're in.  If he is to be praised for the good things, he also deserves curses for the bad. 

We are told that we must bear the responsibility for our actions.  Well, so should god, eh?  He/It should be setting an example for us. 

CornyCrow

Quote from: Izintit? on July 16, 2015, 10:56:22 AM
Tsk,tsk If you MUST eat animals I hope you at least got documentation from the restaraunt that the cow was killed humanely.
So, do plants not live also?  Do they not turn their little heads toward the sun? 

CornyCrow

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 16, 2015, 02:07:06 PM
   God is our creator not our baby-sitter.  He wants humans to be in charge on this planet.  We have free will. He does make Himself known when one wants to see Him.  The thing is you have to desire Him in your life if He is to make an appearance. Many do not want God in their lives so God stays away.

  We probably agree on many spiritual issues, Corny, but to lay the blame of all the suffering at His feet is wrong. We are here to experience the good and the bad. Learn and evolve through all of our trials. Spiritual growth and evolution does not occur in a static environment.
I don't believe that the god of the bible is all powerful.  If you read the old test. he seems to throw hissy fits, destroys entire peoples (in fact, almost all of the human race), and likes handing out 'rules to live by'.  Of course, living by those rules entails conflict.  Coveting keeps the economy going.  WIthout coveting we'd never have progressed.  I don't know what lesson is being learned by a person writhing in agony for days and days until he finally expires.  How about slavery and the holocaust?  Did these people really deserve such treatment?  And, what do we speculate that they learned from such harsh behavior?  Are they all repentant of their sins that precipitated such suffering? 

I think there is a rational explanation for everything, even things we deem as miracles, but I do believe that seemingly impossible things do happen. 

Yeah, the soul goes to a 'heaven' upon death, but what you see there often represents the religion that you were taught of during your life.  You may see Jesus, and another will see Moses or Muhammad.  When people are rescued by angels, I consider that it is often some sort of alien. 

The many episodes of Jesus' life were also those of other deities that pre dated Christianity or were contemporary with it.  People compiled the bible.  There was heavy debate about and a good chance that Revelation would not be included in the bible.  Christian holidays were also holidays of surrounding pagans.  I think Christianity was a man made religion formed to incorporate many people of many beliefs and so build an empire under the 'banner' of the cross. 

That's not to say there is no validity in kindness and compassion.  There is.  It's just that so much in current religions are dogma and bs. 

MAX

Quote from: HumanBeing on July 14, 2015, 10:45:46 PM
George: Are we having hotter summers and colder winters? Is that what is happening?
Guest: No, not really.

George has not one clue wtf he is talking about. If you listen to C2C as a comedy program it is tolerable, barely barely tolerable  ;D


If you listen to C2C as a comedy program it is tolerable, [/size]


its not a comedy program  ?

Dave Noorie

Hey guys have I missed anything? I hear some guy is coming back on the radio soon.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 16, 2015, 04:12:54 PM
Dave will be amping up the suckage tonight.  He won't let his thread stray for long!
That ain't no shit. He should be checking in on us here soon by my clock.

Izintit?

 This `Nero Blaze` is intriguing to me. According to Wikileaks, the main character,loosely based on Noory himself travels back in time to 27 A.D.,the early ministry of Jesus in hopes of saving Jesus from the Jews. The hero,Nero Blaze (changed from G.N. Blaze) first saves future apostle Paul during a fishing accident and introduces Jesus to Paul and his brother Andrew.Unbeknownst to Blaze however,the evil archvillain Dr. February (Robert Davi) has entered the Blaze compound and subdued  T.D. Doublestuff (Blazes` slow but trusted assisstant) and now controls the time machine- the AB2003. Blaze is stuck in time! This is the entirety of the outline Noory submitted but he did add that Bill Mumy was contacted for the title role.  … DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of Mr.Noory`s writing ability and should be taken as such. It is not known if Mr. Mumy and/or Mr. Davi have been contacted for said roles in `Nero Blaze`but no defamation was or is intended by their inclusion in this parody.

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