George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Zimmerman has been a staple of John Batchelor's nightly show for a long time discussing current space-related events.  Batchelor may look and sound like a gay Mr. Magoo mixed with Marvin the Martian in a bowtie but he is a fabulous and sharp interviewer who knows a lot about a wide range of subjects from history and current events.   Zimmerman seems pretty mismatched for C2C.  Has he been on already and I missed it...I hope tonight is his first because the quality whiplash going from Batchelor's to uh..Dave's(?) show might be hilariously lethal.

He's been a semi-regular guest and commentator for some time, especially when Hoagland became a persona non grata after his Dark Matter appearance.

[NoMoreNoory]

Also checking the Coast FB. The hammering Coast and Noory is taking there is unbelievable. Calling him a 'vindictive jerk' and a 'cry-baby' and trailing Art's return like crazy. It sounds pretty much indistinguishable from this thread and it's their own fucking page! They're even calling him Dave. Fantastic.


Btw, someone there is quoting $30 per person per month to join ParanormalDateRape. I wonder what cut Dave and Two-Ton Ten-Per-Cent Tommee get out of that?

[General Johnson Jameson]

It sure sounds like tonight's show is going to SUCK.

[EarthAlien007]

Also checking the Coast FB. The hammering Coast and Noory is taking there is unbelievable. Calling him a 'vindictive jerk' and a 'cry-baby' and trailing Art's return like crazy. It sounds pretty much indistinguishable from this thread and it's their own fucking page! They're even calling him Dave. Fantastic.


Btw, someone there is quoting $30 per person per month to join ParanormalDateRape. I wonder what cut Dave and Two-Ton Ten-Per-Cent Tommee get out of that?

Haha!
It'll be interesting to see if they have someone delete this all before mid morning.
I wonder if any critical callers will get through.

[General Johnson Jameson]

It sounds pretty much indistinguishable from this thread and it's their own fucking page! They're even calling him Dave. Fantastic.

LOL, no shit?
I wonder if he takes any calls at all tonight.

[Guy From V]

Here we go...

[Juan Cena]

He's been a semi-regular guest and commentator for some time, especially when Hoagland became a persona non grata after his Dark Matter appearance.

In other words, Art needs to get him on MITD ASAP.

[trostol]

Also checking the Coast FB. The hammering Coast and Noory is taking there is unbelievable. Calling him a 'vindictive jerk' and a 'cry-baby' and trailing Art's return like crazy. It sounds pretty much indistinguishable from this thread and it's their own fucking page! They're even calling him Dave. Fantastic.


Btw, someone there is quoting $30 per person per month to join ParanormalDateRape. I wonder what cut Dave and Two-Ton Ten-Per-Cent Tommee get out of that?

yeah i saw a few Dave's over there while trying to set the record straight with people..i was thinking some of the people here decided to troll over there lol

[aldousburbank]

I'm almost feeling bad for George right now. Not quite though.

[Juan Cena]

Zimmerman on now. No mention of The Name That Must Be Named.

[Juan Cena]

Did Zimmerman just call RCH a geek?

[zeebo]

Zimmerman on now. No mention of The Name That Must Be Named.

Right, zero aknowledgement of the years of appearances by RCH.  Just move on to the next "friend".

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Nope.  He was announced as the new science advisor, with no reason given, and no mention of Hoagland.

[Dateline]

Norry, the tuuufee needs to come out about you and Danheiser.  Rumors circulate in dark corners of the conferences, and meetings.

[NoMoreNoory]

There you have it! Noory crowns Zimmerman as new Science Advisor. He immediately gets anointed with a 'my friend' and Noory enthuses that he (Zimmerman) will bring us the truth. Is Dave saying by implication that Hoaxy has been lying all these years?

[ItsOver]

Norry, for  your midnight snack on July 20th, we are  hosting all you can eat dead rat buffet.  Chow Down!

Dead rat buffet, you say?  Dave prefers his live and squirming.

[Immy]

"Guzz-min"??    Even the whitest guy on the planet (me) knows it's "Gooz-mon". How long does Jorch have to live in LA before he learns how to pronounce a hispanic name correctly?

[Dateline]

You lied about the bet.  I want Hoagland!  I want Hoagland!  I want Hoagland!

You hoaxed us.  I don't post on Facebook, or I would join the protesters there, too!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You lied about the bet.  I want Hoagland!  I want Hoagland!  I want Hoagland!

You hoaxed us.  I don't post on Facebook, or I would join the protesters there, too!

I left work early to listen to Hoagland today.  I got into a fight with my boss on the way out and was fired.  Where's Hoagland?*

*one possible scenario that George may have been able to prevent.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Guzz-min"??    Even the whitest guy on the planet (me) knows it's "Gooz-mon". How long does Jorch have to live in LA before he learns how to pronouce a hispanic name correctly?

Tomme understands these things. Dave is lost without him.

[Dateline]

I left work early to listen to Hoagland today.  I got into a fight with my boss on the way out and was fired.  Where's Hoagland?*

*one possible scenario that George may have been able to prevent.

I went into shouting mode and my neighbors came over to quiet me down.  I explained and they understand.  We got drunk together.

Now, instead of the Face on Mars, we have a But on Coast.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Nope.  He was announced as the new science advisor, with no reason given, and no mention of Hoagland.

Standard routine I see. I guess some things/people never change. At least we know his seat is hot tonight.
Has he mentioned anything about Tommy Budweiser and his status yet?

[Guy From V]

THE NWO IS IN THE FINAL PHASE PEOPLE

[ItsOver]

Right, zero aknowledgement of the years of appearances by RCH.  Just move on to the next "friend".

RCH.  Banished to the cornfield in Dave's head.  Dave makes the mob look sentimental.  At least they give you a "going away' shovel.

[trostol]

think i remember this guy...he's a bit of a nutter if i remember right

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I went into shouting mode and my neighbors came over to quiet me down.  I explained and they understand.  We got drunk together.

Now, instead of the Face on Mars, we have a But on Coast.

I'm glad it all worked out.

[ItsOver]

Tomme understands these things. Dave is lost without him.

Yes, Tomme knows LA.  He was born there.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was going to propose to my girlfriend tonight but wanted to listen to Hoagland instead.  My girlfriend ran off with another guy when I cancelled our date.  Where's Hoagland?*

*another possible scenario George could have prevented by being forthright.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"Things seem to just be ratcheting out of control..!"

New favorite. You can ratchet up, but you cannot "ratchet" out of control.  That doesn't make any sense.

Oh wait.. My bad for expecting this interplay to make sense.

[Juan Cena]

Tomme understands these things. Dave is lost without him.

Tommee understands these things, but does not explain them to Dave, preferring to silently laugh behind Dave's back as he continues to trip over his tongue.