George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

The cue cards are in order.  The Earth is turning.  No difference in the life of a Norry.

A point is look at how easy they outed Hoagland.  Norry can be done the same way.  Here today, gone tomorrow.

Breaking news:  Coast has a new host, Jimmy Church.

[ItsOver]

The cue cards are in order.  The Earth is turning.  No difference in the life of a Norry.

A point is look at how easy they outed Hoagland.  Norry can be done the same way.  Here today, gone tomorrow.

Breaking news:  Coast has a new host, Jimmy Church.

...with Falkie as his science advisor.

[Juan Cena]

 I don't mind this Bohemian Grove talk, but I wish someone would talk more about the alleged homosexual activities that are supposed to go on in there.

[Juan Cena]

The cue cards are in order.  The Earth is turning.  No difference in the life of a Norry.

A point is look at how easy they outed Hoagland.  Norry can be done the same way.  Here today, gone tomorrow.

Breaking news:  Coast has a new host, Jimmy Church.

Wait, Hoagland was outed? I bet Robin was shocked to find out about this...

[Guy From V]

I don't mind this Bohemian Grove talk, but I wish someone would talk more about the alleged homosexual activities that are supposed to go on in there.

You and me both, man.

[Juan Cena]

Freudian bumper music of the night:

"I Started a Joke" By the Bee Gees.

[ItsOver]

I don't mind this Bohemian Grove talk, but I wish someone would talk more about the alleged homosexual activities that are supposed to go on in there.

Dave has to keep it clean for Ma Noory.  Dead babies are OK but none of that sex stuff.

[Juan Cena]

Dave has to keep it clean for Ma Noory.  Dead babies are OK but none of that sex stuff.

Oh there are supposed to be stories of child sacrifice in the Grove as well.

[starrmtn001]

Freudian bumper music of the night:

"I Started a Joke" By the Bee Gees.

Or, perhaps, he's sending us a message.  He's going to throw a pity party and wants us to know that he blames us.  Falkie will probably bring the party favors.

[Corona Kitty]

I wonder how long it takes before a caller asks about hoagie

[starrmtn001]

Who is this again?  Andrew Dice Clay?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wonder how long it takes before a caller asks about hoagie

That's the only reason I'm listening at this point.

[akwilly]

I was going to propose to my girlfriend tonight but wanted to listen to Hoagland instead.  My girlfriend ran off with another guy when I cancelled our date.  Where's Hoagland?*

*another possible scenario George could have prevented by being forthright.

Damn thats a rough day GFP, freakin Hoagie is ruining you're life

[starrmtn001]

"The young new listeners???"  Ya mean the ones too young to know who you are snoory?

GNS!!!

[starrmtn001]

I wonder how long it takes before a caller asks about hoagie

That's the only reason I'm listening at this point.

Same here.

[ItsOver]

I wonder how long it takes before a caller asks about hoagie

...and Art, again.  Where's Bateman?  Dave would have a stroke.

[K_Dubb]

Haha Dave wants to know if he should go if he's invited.

[Juan Cena]

Damn thats a rough day GFP, freakin Hoagie is ruining you're life

The last time a Hoagie ruined Dave's day, the gas station was out of turkee sammiches, and he had to get pizza rolls.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Damn thats a rough day GFP, freakin Hoagie is ruining you're life

It's okay.  I think I was just channeling the Coast Insiders.  Everything is okay.

[Juan Cena]

"The young new listeners???"  Ya mean the ones too young to know who you are snoory?

GNS!!!

The ones Dave secretly hopes he can talk about their gristly deaths?

[Corona Kitty]

Same here.

That makes this a three way dance boys, only reason im listening to this guest.

[starrmtn001]

Haha Dave wants to know if he should go if he's invited.

Um, yeah.  Play that scenario out to it's logical conclusion . . . BUHAAA-HAAA-HAAAA!!!

[zeebo]

The last time a Hoagie ruined Dave's day, the gas station was out of turkee sammiches, and he had to get pizza rolls.

Oh man jokes like this just always make me laugh.  What's wrong with me?  Don't answer that please.

[ItsOver]

Haha Dave wants to know if he should go if he's invited.

Sure, Dave.  Don't forget to have Tommy pack you a turkey sandwich to bring along.

[Juan Cena]

It funny that the people who try to make the "Cremation of Care" ritual, sound like an elimination of empathy or compassion seem to be ignorant (somewhat willingly, I would reckon) of the use of the word "care" as a synonym of worry.

[Juan Cena]

Sure, Dave.  Don't forget to have Tommy pack you a turkey sandwich to bring along.

Tommee is probably secretly a member, taking part in the homoerotic ceremonies, forcing his partner to wear a fake mustache.

[K_Dubb]

It funny that the people who try to make the "Cremation of Care" ritual, sound like an elimination of empathy or compassion seem to be ignorant (somewhat willingly, I would reckon) of the use of the word "care" as a synonym of worry.

Yeah it's just nineteenth-century invented ritual -- this was the heyday of the fraternal order, after all.  Everybody was making stuff up.

[starrmtn001]

gn sure is playing a lot of butthurt bumper music tonight.

[Juan Cena]

Yep, child sacrifice talk.

Dave tries to pretend he's horrified of such talk.

[bateman]

gn sure is playing a lot of butthurt bumper music tonight.

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