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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

K_Dubb

So good to hear Art live again.  Art was super classy and only said that the key to a successful, spontaneous interview was to actually listen to the guest and follow up when the guest says something interesting.  Sounds so easy.


akwilly

Quote from: zeebo on July 17, 2015, 10:13:36 PM
I hope that if LMH has to choose whether to stay put or jump ship to MITD, that she drops Coast leaving behind nothing but a few cored cattle rectums.
ha ha, if I were her I would probably not wanna burn any bridges at c2c no matter how crappy it is just for the fact that no one knows how long Art will do his thing. Hell if I were her and the money was there I would try to get a regular hosting gig on the shit show

albrecht

Quote from: akwilly on July 17, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
ha ha, if I were her I would probably not wanna burn any bridges at c2c no matter how crappy it is just for the fact that no one knows how long Art will do his thing. Hell if I were her and the money was there I would try to get a regular hosting gig on the shit show
I just think it is silly and petty that Norry, or his handlers, want to blackball guests. It also is not a good business model. Do talkshows, radio shows, political shows, or news shows ban a star, politician, author, or person if they go on other shows? No. Usually it is a win-win because people interested in whatever "star" or news personality might bring them cross-over business and that person or "star" gets more publicity. Stupid mist-tunnelers and Norry don't understand the business....

Juan Cena

This is how divorced from everything Dave is. Davenport reports on a woman who sees baseball-sized glowing orbs in her backyard, and Dave just lets it go like water off a duck's back.

I would have been asking Davenport to help try to get her on the show.

ItsOver

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 17, 2015, 10:14:43 PM
Not so good.  He's talking.
Yeah, that's always a mistake.  He keeps tripping over his tongue.

ItsOver

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 17, 2015, 10:29:23 PM
This is how divorced from everything Dave is. Davenport reports on a woman who sees baseball-sized glowing orbs in her backyard, and Dave just lets it go like water off a duck's back.

I would have been asking Davenport to help try to get her on the show.
Typical Dave.  No doubt absorbed in another scintillating game of Pong.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 17, 2015, 10:29:23 PM
I would have been asking Davenport to help try to get her on the show.

Yeah but you know how that would go:  How ARE yew, what got you into glowing orbs, etc.

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 17, 2015, 10:29:23 PM
This is how divorced from everything Dave is. Davenport reports on a woman who sees baseball-sized glowing orbs in her backyard, and Dave just lets it go like water off a duck's back.

I would have been asking Davenport to help try to get her on the show.

Art would have halted Peter, and said "What?  Glowing orbs in her backyard?  Hmm. That may be something other than your typical UFO occupant, Peter."  Or something like that.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 17, 2015, 10:32:21 PM
Typical Dave.  No doubt absorbed in another scintillating game of Pong.

No, nothing that complicated. He was watching his online porn.

Juan Cena


A talking mongoose is being described as one of the most bizarre stories ever? Heck, I've heard stranger stories this week about a guy arrested for trying to discuss the Big Bang Theory with a horse.

I missed the interview.  I'll have to check it out later.  This may be one of the last times I listen to Snoory.  So far there has been a lot of dead air on tonight's show.  That's fatal.

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 17, 2015, 10:36:17 PM
No, nothing that complicated. He was watching his online porn.

Or watching little kids being killed in snuff films from the Bohemian Grove.

Rico999

Quote from: albrecht on July 17, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
I just think it is silly and petty that Norry, or his handlers, want to blackball guests. It also is not a good business model. Do talkshows, radio shows, political shows, or news shows ban a star, politician, author, or person if they go on other shows? No. Usually it is a win-win because people interested in whatever "star" or news personality might bring them cross-over business and that person or "star" gets more publicity. Stupid mist-tunnelers and Norry don't understand the business....

It's pretty clear that Tommy handles the guests.  Him and Lisa anyway, but since Lisa's in Medford and Tommy's with the boss, it's Tommy's show.  Dave's just the "talent."

And since Tommy's a friggin' moron, it's no surprise that they're doing what they're doing...

Juan Cena

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 17, 2015, 10:39:50 PM
I missed the interview.  I'll have to check it out later.  This may be one of the last times I listen to Snoory.  So far there has been a lot of dead air on tonight's show.  That's fatal.

Yeah, the start of the interview was pretty awkward with all the pauses.

paladin1991

I'm done with Noory tonight.  Heading over to Bella Haven to hang with the gang

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 17, 2015, 10:33:15 PM
Yeah but you know how that would go:  How ARE yew, what got you into glowing orbs, etc.
"Were they mean glowing orbs?  Did they attack any children?  Whut about hamsters?"

Jackstar

I really like Peter Davenport, but there's no reason to listen to him with George Noory present. He adds nothing to any dialogue and all of his screened calls are shills.

Rico999

The other thing I'll never figure out about Dave is how he came to be an "emmy award winning editor," of a local tv news production in St. Louis or was it Minnesota?

This guy cannot get through one "news" review, let alone a whole show without fracturing the English language in a way that no editor ever has.

Sure glad Art's back. 

akwilly

Quote from: ItsOver on July 17, 2015, 10:43:29 PM
"Were they mean glowing orbs?  Did they attack any children?  Whut about hamsters?"
could they be angels?Demons?Frank Sinatra?

Talking evil mongoose. Where are you Sredni Vashtar?

starrmtn001

A talking mongoose that throws ointment to those people in their bedroom??????

Jorch has a gerbil haunting his rectum.


GN just pronounced "ventriloquist" as  "ventwilaquist".

akwilly

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on July 17, 2015, 10:47:07 PM
Talking evil mongoose. Where are you Sredni Vashtar?
I had to look that one up


ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: albrecht on July 17, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
I just think it's silly and petty that Norry, or his handlers, want to blackball guests. It also is not a good business model .........

The last thing George would want is for the dual-listeners to be able to compare his hosting skills with Art's ....... using the same guest.
I suspect that there will be many black-balled guests .......

George 'crooning' a great Satchmo tune would make a great bumper tune for Art .....

Quote from: Rico999 on July 17, 2015, 10:44:07 PM
The other thing I'll never figure out about Dave is how he came to be an "emmy award winning editor," of a local tv news production in St. Louis or was it Minnesota?

This guy cannot get through one "news" review, let alone a whole show without fracturing the English language in a way that no editor ever has.

Sure glad Art's back.

They were 'Regional' Emmy's, and in obscure categories.  Maybe not a lot of competition?  Maybe he was given a good staff and took credit for their work?

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