George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[onan]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!

Wow, really? Just when you think Dave might deserve a break.

[brujo]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!

I heard that.
What a tool.

GNS

[Inglorious Bitch]

He said 'George, you're going to make a great news director.'"
-George Noory

And he did. Just like he was also a successful restauranteur and horse farm owner. His one marriage is still going strong decades later. Oh wait...what universe am I in?


Eat at Cafe Marrakesh where the daily special is always food poisoning.

[onan]

And he did. Just like he was also a successful restauranteur and horse farm owner. His one marriage is still going strong decades later. Oh wait...what universe am I in?

At least he can fall back on dentistry... oh wait.

[Inglorious Bitch]

At least he can fall back on dentistry... oh wait.

LOL, yeah that went over great with Ma and Pa Noory, too!

[Radio Activity]

Just like he was also a successful restauranteur and horse farm owner. His one marriage is still going strong decades later.

[Inglorious Bitch]

The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy!

Well Noory figures if the guy will be checking out soon, Noory may as well profit while he still can. Am I the only one who ever wonders if Noory is a sociopath?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Umm...yeah. I was making a joke.


In all seriousness, he really did own a restaurant called Cafe Marrakesh and he really did own a horse farm until he drove it into the ground. Driving things into the ground is Noory's one superpower.


During the day, Noory poses as a mild mannered, all around "good guy" while at night he turns into FUBAR Man!!!

[aldousburbank]

Wow, really? Just when you think Dave might deserve a break.

George = The Anti-Onan

[General Johnson Jameson]

Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'

LOL - Awesome Georje. You stupid dufus. If you tell your "left" hand man to fabricate himself into the unemployment line....do you not think he'll fabricate your dense ass right along with him?

[starrmtn001]

When was this show?

I looked for it on YouTube, and here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOUGn85NF64&list=PLZDGyeSTtYZoMk4m4LZu1w09jWpg8l9Pp&index=1

[Robert]

Verrry interesting exchange between Tommie and George. We can glean that Tommie knows something about Jorchs driving that Jorch would fire him over if Tommie divulged . You know,the whole `pizza roll story` didn`t ring true. Instead of a convenient store let`s say Noory went to a bar after the show. Instead of George buying pizza rolls let`s say Noory buys five gin & tonics stumbles from the bar and drives into a building, tree or parked car. Panicking, Noory calls Tubby Tommie who dutifully answers the call before the authorities can arrive. Sounds more plausible than burning the "flappy thing" in the back of your throat on pizza rolls.

Was Noory seen on Chappaquiddick Is. on a certain night?

[ShayP]

And he did. Just like he was also a successful restauranteur and horse farm owner. His one marriage is still going strong decades later. Oh wait...what universe am I in?


Eat at Cafe Marrakesh where the daily special is always food poisoning.

I really wanted to see what that place was about.  No trace of it on the interwebs.  Well, maybe one stating it existed somewhere, but I wanted to see the menu, etc.

Quite frankly I didn't plan on trashing Noory for the failure.  I was a restaurant guy years back and I was curious. 

[ShayP]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!

My instinct is to say..."SERIOUSLY!!!!!".....sadly, I (we) have listened to him say such bullshit many times.  I've said it before, and I'm sure most here would agree....He is and always will be the most disingenuous, patronizing radio host EVER!!!!! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Quite frankly I didn't plan on trashing Noory for the failure.  I was a restaurant guy years back and I was curious.

The difference being that I'm sure you put time, effort, research and sweat equity into your endeavor. Noory probably tried to phone it in as he seems to do with everything else. A lot of what Noory has done, like his Naval service is difficult to trace, for whatever reason. I remember a few years back on another forum someone posted info on his restaurant and even some court cases in Missouri where Noory bailed out on some people that he owed money to and also there were domestic court cases involving him. I've been dying to know of the details. It seems our Mr Nice Guy may have a dark side to him. I was able to dig this up, if you can get through it without gagging.

http://www.stlmag.com/A-Conversation-with-George-Noory/

[albrecht]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!

What's worse is Norry laughed at something in the guy's sad tale and then sends the suicidally depressed guy to paranormaldate and tells him to try it out, its free. But it costs if you actually want to meet or communicate with someone. So it is not free. It is only free if you wish to give out your personal information for their marketing. So the depressed guy with no money sees a potential light at the end of the tunnel and maybe he could meet a nice lady and enters all his personal details into the site, signs in....and then is told to pay money (which he doesn't have.) Nice, Norry.

[General Johnson Jameson]

What's worse is Norry laughed at something in the guy's sad tale and then sends the suicidally depressed guy to paranormaldate and tells him to try it out, its free. But it costs if you actually want to meet or communicate with someone. So it is not free. It is only free if you wish to give out your personal information for their marketing. So the depressed guy with no money sees a potential light at the end of the tunnel and maybe he could meet a nice lady and enters all his personal details into the site, signs in....and then is told to pay money (which he doesn't have.) Nice, Norry.

Damn albrecht, talk about some lame stuff. I know Noire`e likes to keep his whatever it is that he is promoting at the time's numbers up per his monthly goals but fuck Georje, you couldn't spring for a one month subscription for some poor sack getting ready to off himself? That's REALLY fucking LAME GEORJE. Show some class you superficial lameass. Sick.

[CornyCrow]

Around 4:30 am (Eastern), did anyone else hear the Snorge react to the caller who told him "AB" was gonna be on his local station and push C2C into tape delay? Seems like it was a NV station maybe.

I was half asleep, but George cut him off quickly and said they'd look into it.
He sounded pretty annoyed.

GNS

Oh, that's so funny.  It seems that a lot of us come here to find out what happened in between our sleeping episodes. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I really wanted to see what that place was about.  No trace of it on the interwebs.  Well, maybe one stating it existed somewhere, but I wanted to see the menu, etc.

Quite frankly I didn't plan on trashing Noory for the failure.  I was a restaurant guy years back and I was curious.

I think he had the restaurant for a year in the 1984 or 1985 time frame, long before the Web went World Wide.

[ItsOver]

Am still a month away from my vegas trip. I might check out the atomic bomb museum in between my drinking and gambling.

Drinking and atomic bombs.  Always a good mix.  You do sound like a gambler, sir.

[starrmtn001]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Do you remember how far into the show this was?  I found the YouTube clip of the show, but it's incomplete.  I'm still looking for the full clip.  Thank you for any help you can offer.

[Dateline]

There is something iconic about a Mini Cooper with flubber hanging out the windows and blowing in the breeze. 

[albrecht]

Does Norry actually believe his stuff or what his handler tell him? He claims he was told there is a "60% chance" of him interviewing Fidel Castro. 

[Izintit?]

There is something iconic about a Mini Cooper with flubber hanging out the windows and blowing in the breeze.

What do you want to bet his Mini Cooper has a Coexist bumper sticker on it?

[PB the Deplorable]

... Am I the only one who ever wonders if Noory is a sociopath?

Yes. 

The rest of us are certain of it

[karios8]

This is a MUST HEAR open lines call from 17 July 2015.  The caller informed Dave that Art is taking his place live and c2c will be tape delayed. Noory was surprised. Credit to brujo for staying semi-awake long enough to hear this. Time is 2:06:30. The radio station is Needles, CA â€" KTOX 1340 AM


https://youtu.be/LdLAWpoCPZI?t=7590

[aldousburbank]

He's winding down folks!

[21st Century Man]

Does Norry actually believe his stuff or what his handler tell him? He claims he was told there is a "60% chance" of him interviewing Fidel Castro. 

It wouldn't surprise me.  They would not let a smart, intelligent reporter interview Castro.  He/she might drop a bombshell question that would catch Fidel off guard.  Better to let a dumbass interview him if there is going to be an interview at all.

[K_Dubb]

Ha ha ha what was that emotion in his voice?  It was a little strained, and like you said couldn't get off the phone fast enough.

[ShayP]

Noory for some odd reason recently tweeted a pic of his Emmy's.



Then somebody responded with this:

"Emmys?. -What on earth for??. Not knowing that polarbears belongs to the Northpole??. -Pedling,fraud and fearmongering??."

funny

Think Noory's feeling a little insecure now? Wonder why?