George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

George does Coast for the chicks.  Can you blame him?

[nextgen.fm]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Wow Lol

[aldousburbank]

I think nothing short of an acid bath will get the stench of Noory off you.

That explains my lack of stenchiness.

[b_dubb]

Why George Noory no longer has a dog:

http://higherperspectives.com/dog-research/?c=cleo&ts_pid=2

[Northern Nights]

So good to hear Art live again.  Art was super classy and only said that the key to a successful, spontaneous interview was to actually listen to the guest and follow up when the guest says something interesting.  Sounds so easy.

George was taking notes during this part, his crayon scribbling away furiously.

[K_Dubb]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

I fell asleep, so sorry to have missed this!  I blame Dave for being a soporific.  Things are not good there.

[aldousburbank]

Since nobody will care after this weekend I just wanted to post this for old times sake:
George Noory Sucks!
Ah, that was fun!
Laterz sucka!

[SredniVashtar]

Since nobody will care after this weekend I just wanted to post this for old times sake:
George Noory Sucks!
Ah, that was fun!
Laterz sucka!

No doubt it will be literally true in a few months, when Premier cancels his contract and he has to monetise his suckage skills for pizza roll money in East St Louis.

[BellBoy]

George was taking notes during this part, his crayon scribbling away furiously.

Unfortunately, before he's done taking notes, Dave usually ends up eating all the crayons.

[Nebraska888]

Yes, Noory was rude as hell to Tommy.......even said that he could find himself in the unemployment line......what a friggin' bully!!! 

Also, did anyone hear what he said to his guest, Lisa Barnett?  Her phone was beeping a little and he said that if it didn't stop he would have someone come and tie her to a chair so she would quit moving.  Her voice sounded somewhat rattled for a few minutes after he said that.

WHAT A CREEP........HE IS A FRAUD.......HE IS BASICALLY A MEAN OLD SISSY MAN. 

[nextgen.fm]

Yes, Noory was rude as hell to Tommy.......even said that he could find himself in the unemployment line......what a friggin' bully!!! 

Also, did anyone hear what he said to his guest, Lisa Barnett?  Her phone was beeping a little and he said that if it didn't stop he would have someone come and tie her to a chair so she would quit moving.  Her voice sounded somewhat rattled for a few minutes after he said that.

WHAT A CREEP........HE IS A FRAUD.......HE IS BASICALLY A MEAN OLD SISSY MAN.

he is definitely feeling the pressure!

[Izintit?]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Verrry interesting exchange between Tommie and George. We can glean that Tommie knows something about Jorchs driving that Jorch would fire him over if Tommie divulged . You know,the whole `pizza roll story` didn`t ring true. Instead of a convenient store let`s say Noory went to a bar after the show. Instead of George buying pizza rolls let`s say Noory buys five gin & tonics stumbles from the bar and drives into a building, tree or parked car. Panicking, Noory calls Tubby Tommie who dutifully answers the call before the authorities can arrive. Sounds more plausible than burning the " flappy thing" in the back of your throat on pizza rolls.

[chefist]

Yes, Noory was rude as hell to Tommy.......even said that he could find himself in the unemployment line......what a friggin' bully!!! 

Also, did anyone hear what he said to his guest, Lisa Barnett?  Her phone was beeping a little and he said that if it didn't stop he would have someone come and tie her to a chair so she would quit moving.  Her voice sounded somewhat rattled for a few minutes after he said that.

WHAT A CREEP........HE IS A FRAUD.......HE IS BASICALLY A MEAN OLD SISSY MAN.

When was this show?

[K_Dubb]

When was this show?

Last night https://youtu.be/LdLAWpoCPZI?t=5368

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

A talking mongoose is being described as one of the most bizarre stories ever? Heck, I've heard stranger stories this week about a guy arrested for trying to discuss the Big Bang Theory with a horse.

You undershtan doncha Whinnie?  The Big Bang Theory jush doesn't make sensh.  It mush be angels.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

They were 'Regional' Emmy's, and in obscure categories.  Maybe not a lot of competition?  Maybe he was given a good staff and took credit for their work?

"When I was nineteen and first starting out, my boss said to me 'George, you have two stories.  One about a dog who bites a man, and the other about a man who bites a dog.  Which one do you lead with?'  I told him the man who bites the dog.  He said 'George, you're going to make a great news director.'"
-George Noory

You can't argue with that logic.

[136 or 142]

Yes, Noory was rude as hell to Tommy.......even said that he could find himself in the unemployment line......what a friggin' bully!!! 

George was clearly joking. But, Tommy replied "I will if you're next in line."  Merely a joke in response or a reference to Art Bell's return putting them both out of work?

[BellBoy]

Merely a joke in response or a reference to Art Bell's return putting them both out of work?

There are NO ko-in-shu-dinshush...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

[b_dubb]

George's Native-American name is Turdbrush. Fact.

[Izintit?]

"When I was nineteen and first starting out, my boss said to me 'George, you have two stories.  One about a dog who bites a man, and the other about a man who bites a dog.  Which one do you lead with?'  I told him the man who bites the dog.  He said 'George, you're going to make a great news director.'"
-George Noory

You can't argue with that logic.

Noory was just lucky the boss didn`t give him three stories. GNS.... love the boxing cat btw

[Izintit?]

George's Native-American name is Turdbrush. Fact.

I think that was in reference to his mustache.

[BellBoy]

I think that was in reference to his mustache.

Urban Dictionary:
  turdbrush
ring of hair surrounding the asshole that sweeps turds smooth on the way out.
My turdbrush is hard to wipe clean.

Yep, definitely talking about his mustache as that is the hole where all of Dave's shit comes out.

[ItsOver]

"When I was nineteen and first starting out, my boss said to me 'George, you have two stories.  One about a dog who bites a man, and the other about a man who bites a dog.  Which one do you lead with?'  I told him the man who bites the dog.  He said 'George, you're going to make a great news director.'"
-George Noory

You can't argue with that logic.

Oh, that rascally Dave. 

[Robert]

Thanks so much to MV for the link to that show of Batchelor's.  The funny thing is that I'd been listening to him on WABC that night, but stopped a little before midnight.  I put down my work this morning to listen to the archive link MV sent to it.

So good to hear Art live again.  Art was super classy and only said that the key to a successful, spontaneous interview was to actually listen to the guest and follow up when the guest says something interesting.  Sounds so easy.

Classy, but I took those as definite digs at Noory.  Also a bit of a dig at Noory when Bell referred to his own continuing friendship with Hoagland.  But Bell was also cute when he said he was sure Hoagland would look at the Pluto pix & see who-knows-what in them.  I could almost hear Bell's eyes rolling.  But that's the great thing about his style: You never got the idea that just because he aired what someone had to say, and that he was friendly with the person, that he was swallowing everything the person had to say, or even much of it.

[For Whom the Bell Tolls]

Why George Noory no longer has a dog:

http://higherperspectives.com/dog-research/?c=cleo&ts_pid=2

lol. Love the dog pic   

[UFQuack]

George does Coast for the chicks.  Can you blame him?

Yes, yes we can and do blame him, just not for that.

He also does it for the food.

[albrecht]

Am still a month away from my vegas trip. I might check out the atomic bomb museum in between my drinking and gambling.

Hoover Dam tour is actually an interesting break from losing money gambling and drinking also.

[brujo]

Around 4:30 am (Eastern), did anyone else hear the Snorge react to the caller who told him "AB" was gonna be on his local station and push C2C into tape delay? Seems like it was a NV station maybe.

I was half asleep, but George cut him off quickly and said they'd look into it.
He sounded pretty annoyed.

GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

A caller on on last night's show said they were going to commit suicide, and they have trouble finding a relationship, and Jorch recommended that he join Paranormal Date! Sheesh! What a shyster. The guy's thinking about suicide, and all Jorch can think about is trying to milk money out of the guy! What a jerk!