George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Tommy was back tonight after a few weeks off.
Now Cornelius the regular caller is back now too.

[21st Century Man]

Tommy was back tonight after a few weeks off.
Now Cornelius the regular caller is back now too.

Aww, I missed Corny.  Wait, I didn't.  I must have a delayed feed.

[nooryisawesome]

Coast going with their best guest July 20th David Paulides

[21st Century Man]

Coast going with their best guest July 20th David Paulides

Unfortunately not with the best interviewer.  Not that I want Knapp competing with Art.

[nooryisawesome]

Unfortunately not with the best interviewer.  Not that I want Knapp competing with Art.

He will be Sunday. But it's a one time thing as Art will not be doing a Sunday show after this Sunday.

[21st Century Man]

He will be Sunday. But it's a one time thing as Art will not be doing a Sunday show after this Sunday.

I think I'll be skipping at least the first part of the big pharma program.  Too Jorchesque.

[Juan Cena]

Coast going with their best guest July 20th David Paulides

It's all C2C has left, honestly. Well, maybe Bob the Doll.

[PB the Deplorable]

Coast going with their best guest July 20th David Paulides

The only time George Noory ever puts in any effort at all is when he's worried about Art Bell (or goes on someone else's show and talks about himself).  From his beginning at Coast he slowly got lazier and more lethargic the further it seemed Art was from a possible return

Dumb boring lazy hack, why not put effort into improving his own show?  Or does he too realize that would be pointless given his level of talent.  Unbeleafabull

[General Johnson Jameson]

The only time George Noory ever puts in any effort at all is when he's worried about Art Bell (or goes on someone else's show and talks about himself).  From his beginning at Coast he slowly got lazier and more lethargic the further it seemed Art was from a possible return

Dumb boring lazy hack, why not put effort into improving his own show?  Or does he too realize that would be pointless given his level of talent.  Unbeleafabull

Mornin P/B. I'm gonna hang a bit. Kind of have a feeling he's going to show up again tonight and Snoopy Jeorge on us like the other night.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Does Noir'e drink alcohol?

[goldendeal]

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Does Noir'e drink alcohol?

Yes

[Izintit?]

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Yes

MMMMMM  Vintage too! The Eckerd years were the best for rubbing alcohol.

[onan]

Noorie is a listerine man.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

[michio]

Tommy was back tonight after a few weeks off.
Now Cornelius the regular caller is back now too.

Tommy the Butler likes Corny's more than kind words about him, obviously.  There's only one thing that keeps me from thinking Corny is a paid caller. It's Corn's mentioning of and respect for Mr. Art Bell. I can't imagine a jealous, Sniveling sNoory condoning that sort of traitorous behavior from a regular hanger-on.

[ItsOver]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Nice little lover's spat.  Dave was complaining about Tommy's driving?  After Tommy took him to the hospital for The Great Pizza Roll Assault?  Such appreciation.

[Juan Cena]

Jorch has a gerbil haunting his rectum.

I always did wonder if the "pizza roll" story was a cover for something more sinister.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Sounds as if things are getting a bit tense over at PremRat. 

I thought George was an Art Bell fan, now their fighting over which one would be first in line at the unemployment office

[PB the Deplorable]

I always did wonder if the "pizza roll" story was a cover for something more sinister.

What could be more sinister than a molten hot Pizza Roll? 

Out of the microwave from what I understand they're very luke-warm, almost cold, and then...

[starrmtn001]

Yes Tommee was back. And did anyone catch the bitch-slapping that went on between the two of them?
It started with a 'Text To Tommee' about road rage. Noory burbled some crap about how 'ragers' behave before accusing Tommee of being the kind of driver who triggers road rage. 'Are you saying I'm a worse driver than you?' asks Tom, failing to disguise the disbelief in his voice, and also asked 'Are you making this up as you go along?'
Time comes for the next Text, and Danheiser says since 'it's fabrication night on Coast, you're the best driver I've ever seen'. Noory mutters 'Oh yeah? Why don't you fabricate yourself onto the unemployment line?' to which Tom responded 'I will, if you're right behind me.'
It sounds like I'm making that up, doesn't it? I swear not.
Dave came back at it again later, talking about Danheiser being a big guy who drives a Mini Cooper and said he looks like he's on a roller skate.
Nasty piece of work.

Is there a clip of this available?  Thank you NoMoreNoory.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Does Noir'e drink alcohol?

I remember a while back when Noory, on more than one occasion, mentioned that he drinks a glass of wine a day. For Resveratrol's medicinal properties, of course. Makes sense considering the many brain farts, mumbling, slurring and mispronounced words that emanate from that hot air wind bag on a nightly basis.

[FM451]

Coast going with their best guest July 20th David Paulides

No, No, No!  The last time Paulides  was with George, the interview was just O.K., kind of flat. When Paulides was on a later show with Knapp, the pacing was better, the questions flowed better.

I just got a notice that Paulides is raising funds via kickstarter for a 411: Missing movie/documentary.  The families of the missing get to tell their stories directly. I would like to see that documentary, good luck to Paulides.

[PB the Deplorable]

I remember a while back when Noory, on more than one occasion, mentioned that he drinks a glass of wine a day. For Resveratrol's medicinal properties, of course. Makes sense considering the many brain farts, mumbling, slurring and mispronounced words that emanate from that hot air wind bag on a nightly basis.

[PaulAtreides]

Tommy was back tonight after a few weeks off.

Two weeks?  Gee, how long does it take to get a colonoscopy?

[PB the Deplorable]

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[aldousburbank]

Two weeks?  Gee, how long does it take to get a colonoscopy?

It depends who you're getting it from.  :

[Inglorious Bitch]

I wonder how many baths that poor girl took once she got home...I think nothing short of an acid bath will get the stench of Noory off you. Just ask Tommy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

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LOL, in all fairness...doesn't he always look "a little rough"?

His toupee looks like it's planning to make a make a run for it.

[Radio Activity]

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Yes

70%? Rookies.

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder how many baths that poor girl took once she got home...I think nothing short of an acid bath will get the stench of Noory off you. Just ask Tommy.